Do you dress like that to go to hockey on a weekday?
Posted by spaghetti_hitchens2@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 70 comments
Posted by spaghetti_hitchens2@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 70 comments
IZZO79@reddit
Texas and Lebowski…. 🤔🧐
berner_007@reddit
Strong men also skate.
burntorangecycle@reddit
Okay, we proceed only if there is no cross checking
R_Similacrumb@reddit
You're the only one who gives a shit about the rules.
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
No, the puck hit me right here, man.
Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit
Shills_for_fun@reddit
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost?
nigeltwo@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
Krispykid54@reddit
Vagina
R_Similacrumb@reddit
Coitus?
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit
Darkness warshed over the dude… he’s back now though.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Another Caucasian on ice, Gary.
minder125@reddit
Now I'm kicking myself when I got a Retro jersey. I didn't do this.
901Soccer@reddit
I'm sorry Smokey,you were over the line, that's offside
Krispykid54@reddit
But he wudden offsides.
KiwiTonzy@reddit
Smokey this is not Nam, this is bowling there are rules
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
wait... what period is it...?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Dude here?
Beneficial_Crow_3142@reddit
I told that canuck a fucking thousand times I don’t puck on shabbos.
betabry@reddit
Wheel snipe celly dude!
general-jc@reddit
Are these the Nazis Walter?
Scared-Ideal-1483@reddit
Brant can't watch, or he has to pay $138 in Canadian monry.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
we want zuh monee lebowski!
Human-Document-8331@reddit
Yes, tattoo it on your forehead.
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
Skating on rink ice is very different than canopy jungle.
handsomeape95@reddit
Ticketmaster. Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.
sweetsoftboy@reddit
Looks like you rolled your way into the Stanley Cup Playoffs... Díos mio man. Me and the Minnesota Wild, we're gonna fuck you up
handsomeape95@reddit
Finally got the venue they wanted.
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Yea well that’s just like your opinion man
BendAppropriate614@reddit
What are you, a fucking NHL Commissioner?
Shills_for_fun@reddit
Actually dude, NHL is not the proper nomenclature. AHL please.
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
This isn't a guy who came down from Quebec to install drywall.
BendAppropriate614@reddit
well, he looks like a fucking loser
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
I see they skated their way into the playoffs. Dios mio, man
sorriso_pontual@reddit
Gretzky an me, we gonna fuck you up
Asbest-Os@reddit
That creep can skate, man.
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Daggemannen@reddit
Might be A dude, but is he THE dude?
sweetsoftboy@reddit
Sometimes there's a man...
Jake-Old-Trail-88@reddit
Bar’s over there.
Narrow_String_4831@reddit
He’s obviously into the whole brevity thing.
Forward-End-8286@reddit
It’s a League game…
Asbest-Os@reddit
That some kind of eastern thing?
xxes4eyes@reddit
Are these the nazis Walter?
Optimal_Cut_3063@reddit
Walter: dude what does mine say! The dude: sweet what does mine say! Walter: DUDE what does mine say?! The dude: SWEET what does mine say!?
Dry_Description6498@reddit
...Like a child that wanders into the middle of the wrong movie
jeepster61615@reddit
So every time a hockey rink is micturated upon, I have to reimburse the NHL?
PromotionEmpty733@reddit
Krustylang@reddit
This is one of the greatest movie scenes of all time.
ballin_weasel@reddit
It's a league game, Smokey
quality_erectors@reddit
Really should be number 10, because today's already the tenth
kgas36@reddit
Is that what day this is ?
RedPhule@reddit
Tomorrow's already the 10th...
MikeW226@reddit
Far out.
Jeff-Uh-Uh-Goldblum@reddit
....
jaycutlerdgaf@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit
What is the significance of 11, Dude?
bilowski@reddit
11 year olds, dude
swayinandsippin@reddit
well dude, we just don’t know.
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny
resjudicata2@reddit
Gave the Dude a Jersey
funbus31@reddit
Didnt think he’d roll outta here naked did ya?
SteakSwimming1234@reddit
Hat really tied the fit together.
jayhof52@reddit
That's not a jersey someone would self-apply where I come from.
Lycan_ep@reddit
What if it is during league play?
Soulless--Plague@reddit
Texas Stars, there a bunch of fuckin amateurs
DownerusMedicus@reddit
They posted the next round for the tournament! Donny shut the f...when do we play?
El_diablo_blanco_27@reddit
No, I dress like that for bowling
rozzco@reddit
Obviously he's not a golfer.