How do you unsheath your cucumbers? I feel like the plastic wrap on cucumbers has got ridiculously thin
Posted by Common-Celery5197@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 65 comments
I just want a bit of health on the side of my plate. I remember being able to roll down the plastic wrap easily, now it just tears and/or doesn't move. To the point where the amount of cucumber on my plate is related to how much I can be bothered to faff with the plastic wrap
Neddlings55@reddit
Like im putting on a condom.
Ok-Distribution326@reddit
So the same as everyone else is suggesting - chop the end off, score with a sharp knife and unsheath?
ThrowRAkitty13@reddit
So you tie a knot in the end?
dDtaK@reddit
Why do they even have plastic wrap?
hhfugrr3@reddit
It's not 'ridiculously thin'. It's real feel, designed for a "skin-on-skin" sensation.
theriddlr@reddit
Saw it gently with a serrated knife and peel back the plastic.
L-0-T-H-0-S@reddit
I don't unwrap them, just cut of a chunk however big I need, wrapper and all and just lose the wrapper from that, comes off easy.
Common-Celery5197@reddit (OP)
But I want thin slices not a big chunk
Funmachine@reddit
You can cut a piece more than once, it's not illegal.
Common-Celery5197@reddit (OP)
Well obviously but it's much more fiddly to slice it thinly once you start getting to the end of your big chunk. I like it wafer thin you see
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-@reddit
Cut off a larger chunk than you need
Slice it till you cant anymore
Eat the leftover
Nomis1982@reddit
Goodness me, these posts are something else.
Upset-Woodpecker-662@reddit
It's actually entertaining beyond my imagination 🤣
Funmachine@reddit
Then get a mandolin.
tannercolin@reddit
I'm sure they'd find issue with that too
pip_goes_pop@reddit
This is no time for playing a tune, the guy wants to finely slice his veg!
L-0-T-H-0-S@reddit
You cut the chunk into thin slices, dices, whatever. Just cut off the amount you need.
kai_enby@reddit
I am baffled you had to specify that
Throwaway91847817@reddit
Im not. The post is asking how to take plastic off a vegetable, the bar is in hell.
GrownDandilion@reddit
Haha the bar so low its in hell is brilliant !!
AllThatIHaveDone@reddit
First time on /r/AskUk?
Nomis1982@reddit
You really needed to post this?
Just to make it easy for you..
SomeHSomeE@reddit
Slice the big chunk...?
420_lxl@reddit
are you aware of how using a knife works
geejaytee@reddit
The same as if you were cutting one of those cheeses in wax or wrapped sausages. Just cover the exposed end when you're done, and that's all good.
clbbcrg@reddit
Roll it back like a foreskin
Calm-Homework3161@reddit
Is this a euphemism?Â
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
I buy cucumbers which don't come with plastic wrap.
Acceptable-Split6348@reddit
This almost certainly causes more food waste, more pollution, and more carbon dioxide emissions than a thin layer of plastic.
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Getting a cucumber from my next door neighbour is worse for the environment than going to Tesco to get a plastic wrapped one?
Give over.
Acceptable-Split6348@reddit
Yes, almost certainly.
Economies of scale are very powerful.
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Ok let me try and break it down.
What is the carbon impact of me walking less than 5 minutes?
Now what is the carbon impact of me getting into my car to drive to Tesco, about 15 miles away? And the carbon impact of a plastic sheath? And the carbon impact of Tesco collecting this cucumber to take to a factory? And the carbon impact of taking it from a factory to a distribution centre? And the carbon impact of taking it from a distribution centre to the supermarket?
You need to give your head a wobble if you think I'm the one generating a carbon emission by collecting directly from the grower.
Swimming_Crow_9853@reddit
The carbon impact of growing your own veg is absolutely huge compared with buying it from a supermarket.
Here are some things you may not have thought of:
- Neighbour has to spend proportionally more of everything to make just a few cucumber than if grown in the farm. Soil, tools, etc.
- If he/she uses peat-based compost then that is one of the most carbon-dense substances on earth.
- Transport miles (food miles) are much less significant than people think in terms of overall carbon footprint of food (typically 5% of a food's emissions).
- Farmers will use fertilisers, pesticides seeds in bulk and use precise machinery which minimises waste. Your neighbour probably buys small quantities, he/she may overapply and is likely to discard a much higher proportion of the cucumbers.
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Neighbour sells cucumber to food distributors, so all of this is irrelevant.
Swimming_Crow_9853@reddit
I didn't know your neighbour was a farmer...in this case it might be better to buy from him. But sorry to be pedantic but an important fact is that I wouldn't expect you to drive 15 minutes to Tesco to buy one cucumber :) More likely, you would be buying it as part of a large shop when you're going anyway, and the footprint of the one cucumber is quite small. Much as I hate the plastic wrapping, there's a lot of evidence that overall there is much less thrown away because of it. It's different for other things (e.g. pretty unnecessary for apples), but for cucumbers, it's particularly effective.
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Much evidence is based on the fact that too many people in the UK waste food without much care.
We have some of the best food prices relative to income of western countries, and we have become far too used to the idea that we can get food this cheap, and available all year round. The scale of food waste in the UK, both from consumers and from industry, is borderline criminal. When Russia invaded Ukraine there were BBC News headlines about potential bread shortages because Ukraine is apparently the 'bread basket of Europe'. I laughed, genuinely laughed out loud. Just a few years ago I was doing food collections from one Tesco Express store in London. I was coming home every time with a giant bin bag full of bread, pastries, all sorts of baked goods. That was just one convenience shop out of what thousands, across one city. The companies produce it knowing they won't sell it all because we have become so reliant on always having that specific loaf from that specific brand on the shelf.
A cucumber in the supermarkets is about 80p. People don't worry about eating the full thing before it goes soggy and in the bin. The plastic is necessary because without it even more would go to waste.
I've just taken a different philosophy with food which is that I buy what I'll eat and I'll eat what I buy. I don't buy tonnes of fresh stuff without a meal plan for it. And if I can see veg is going off I make it a priority to eat it or make a batch of soup or something to freeze.
I'm not saint, I don't boycott supermarkets and only buy from my neighbouring farmers, but I try.
If more people took a similar attitude towards food then we wouldn't need the plastic wrap on cucumber. And in fact for many types of produce we might not need to do 'big shops' at the supermarket. We might also learn to live with the idea that we eat different food in different seasons because that's when it's grown, locally.
Swimming_Crow_9853@reddit
I agree with all this.
feetflatontheground@reddit
The bottom of the barrel has well and truly been scraped. We've hit dirt now.
Isgortio@reddit
I cut off the amount I need through the plastic, and then on the bit I want to slice up I use the knife to fit between the cucumber skin and the plastic around the edge and push up so it slices the plastic. Though you have to be sensible with this as you could cut yourself. Others have suggested scoring along the plastic from the outside which sounds like it could be safer lol
MiserableSympathy230@reddit
looks around
To be clear we’re talking about knobs and johnnys yeah?
adreddit298@reddit
What else?!
Specialist-Web7854@reddit
I cut the cucumber in half, with the plastic on, then peel it off one of the halves from the cut end. Wash and slice and chuck the other half back in the fridge still wrapped, until you need it.
CrabbyGremlin@reddit
You and Kendall Jenner can get together and awkwardly faff around with cucumbers while the rest of us get it done without any trouble.
Original_Bad_3416@reddit
Tbf I just wank it off
LegolasleChat@reddit
Use your teeth to slowly push the plastic away from the tip
Glittering_Box4815@reddit
Oh matron!
b135702@reddit
Cut the end off then do a shallow score longways.
Gonna be honest, I didn't know this was a problem people encountered!
Common-Celery5197@reddit (OP)
Maybe it's just where I'm buying them from, the plastic has got so tight and thin
PKblaze@reddit
Lots of practice
phetea@reddit
I pull it down like a foreskin, cut what i need then not the top.
No_Repair7134@reddit
Use a sharper knife
Hazz3r@reddit
Just slice up the side like a sharp knife with however much you need.
SomeHSomeE@reddit
I just cut it where I need it. The plastic comes off the chunk easily and then can slice or dice it as required.
The rest goes back in the fridge as-is and I just accept the very end will dry out but that bit just gets chopped off and discarded.
bettybujo@reddit
Cut it off with scissors and wash it before putting it in the fridge. They are wrapped in the field unwashed apparently
Namiweso@reddit
Cut off what I want (in a chunk) with the wrapper on. Score lengthways so it’s easy to remove. Then chop as required. I have to do this anyway as my partner can’t eat the skin.
Cling film the leftover end and reuse that cling film after each cut until it’s all gone.
Peeling it back has never been that great
GoodTato@reddit
Cut the end and it comes off easily enough
breakbeatx@reddit
Chop the end off, slide the knife down the side/near the seam and rip it all off at once, then store without plastic in the fridge (so you only have to do it once rather than have a fight every time you want salad)
Cool_Doubt2152@reddit
Cut the end off, peel back, and chop
Derfel60@reddit
I grow my own
h5n1zzp@reddit
Fnarr fnarr
aIexm@reddit
It sucks but I end up desheathing them entirely and sticking them in a resealable box in the fridge. Can’t be bothered to deal with the stuff it comes with. Do the same with tomatoes and other veg tbh.
Ralphisinthehouse@reddit
chop the right length off and score down the length chopped off and the wrap can easily be peeled or chop the length in half from top to bottom and the wrap comes off.
I'm pretty annoyed with myself for even giving this thought.
KellyMelany@reddit
The struggle is real. It's like they've started vacuum-sealing them with industrial-grade cling film. Half the time I end up just mangling the end and wondering if eating the plastic provides extra fihbre. fiber.
Current_Mongoose_844@reddit
Circumcise the vegetable.
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