My friend had pizza for lunch
Posted by sharksalad@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Posted by sharksalad@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments
sharksalad@reddit (OP)
It cost $1.48
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Still too much.
AttorneyAvailable603@reddit
He sure didn't
kneehighknockers@reddit
He probably thought it was a game of hide and seek or smth
snekysnek69420@reddit
W.t.f
IzzieBells@reddit
This looks exactly like the cake I left in my easy bake oven for months when I was 8. Completely forgot about it but when I finally resurfaced that toy I found a very gross surprise.
xaantara@reddit
Hot dog and tomato pizza? Lol
Sidiax@reddit
Man seeing a failed version of something familiar just genuinely makes me sad. Like I can't even be mad at this "pizza". It's just depressing.
judgewilliams@reddit
Electronic_House2272@reddit
Is the pizza in this sub with us
SmartTea1138@reddit
Thin_Measurement_965@reddit
Bro visited his friend.
MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit
Russia’s pizza is as sad as the state of its country
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AstroBlushie@reddit
this ain’t pizza, it’s a glazed donut pretending to have a career, who wrapped it like it’s a crime scene evidence piece
where_thefuck_i_am@reddit
✒️🔥
Pitter---Patter@reddit
My Russian isn't great, but a pizza with ketchup and mayo? No thank you.
ZealousidealLaw793@reddit
And sugar for some reason
Mister_angel1@reddit
Of course it’s gonna be a shitty pizza, it’s Russian.
meloman84@reddit
That's what I call "Babushka Special". If you ask a Russian grandmother to make you a pizza you will get something like this.
Source: my childhood
Careful-Reporter3605@reddit
r/suddenlyrussians
where_thefuck_i_am@reddit
115 за это? Боже мой
У нас в спаре рядом за 120 можно купить хороший кусок настоящей вкусной пиццы
sharksalad@reddit (OP)
Дальний восток чё
where_thefuck_i_am@reddit
Ну это объясняет да
Все равно дорого за это
sharksalad@reddit (OP)
друг пишет "Но я видел типа таких и за 180-200" ¯_(ツ)_/¯
where_thefuck_i_am@reddit
бля
eatingpopcorn_lol@reddit
It's not really pizza, it's "pizza bread". Almost every bakery and supermarket makes those. It's kinda like if you called bagel bites pizza.
anonuemus@reddit
>Almost every bakery and supermarket makes those
lol where?
eatingpopcorn_lol@reddit
Eastern Europe
almosthappy925@reddit
Hey you leave bagel bites out of this
RFC793@reddit
"With pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime".
Which is also true for all other forms of pizza.
almosthappy925@reddit
Yes but pizza bagels are the best when super stoned
RFC793@reddit
And when you are craving 9 pizza disks the size of a thumb nail.
almosthappy925@reddit
Wow you have pretty big thumb nails. Can I see?
Tkappae@reddit
Bagel bites out here catching strays for no reason.
WeaselCapsky@reddit
"пицца" хаха
poofandmook@reddit
no, they didn't
Gauntlets28@reddit
Why is it orange?
fn2will@reddit
Kunipop@reddit
r/PizzaCrimes
Stranger1982@reddit
Not pizza, so nope.
Throwaway999991473@reddit
Cool, do you happen to have a picture of the pizza?
JDBerezansky@reddit
Ketchup and mayonnaise are on the ingredients list.
Hamilton-Beckett@reddit
EmbarrassedStreet828@reddit
Not approved 🤌
freakmeout123@reddit
why is that lmao
GopherInWI@reddit
Is the pizza in the room with us right now?
Cyberspace_Sorcerer@reddit
No he didn't
SirToasty96@reddit
You sure thats Pizza? Looks more like Lángos
Tkappae@reddit
Based on my extensive knowledge (5 Google images peeked at after reading your post abd going "huh whats that?") I have to concur.
SirToasty96@reddit
i know my east european food 😂
DnDeez_Nutz@reddit
Pic unrelated
almosthappy925@reddit
I don't know what that is but it sure the fuck is NOT pizza
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
what are the COCTAB on this pizza
Open_Replacement_302@reddit
Ingredients: flour, salt, yeast, ketchup, cheese, sugar, vegetable oil, mayonnaise
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
oh thank you! i was amused at the cyrillic and just wanted to say “cock tab” out loud
Open_Replacement_302@reddit
damn, i didn't think of it that way. that's really funny
VisionAri_VA@reddit
For a given definition of “pizza”…
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
Is the pizza behind that eldritch horror?
poormura@reddit
Cool, where is it?
yeah-I-know-that@reddit
Даже в школьных столовках пиццы лучше выглядят
giyomu@reddit
Sure thing buddy. "Pizza"
meloman84@reddit
115р за это? Я лучше дошик куплю.