I made some BULLSHIT!! It's good I promise!! #norecipe

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No-Highway-9922@reddit

Idk what y'all are talking about, chicken feet always hit. Save a plate a for me

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SooperNervous@reddit

I HOLLERED at the "#norecipe", like yeah we can tell.

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smar2ass@reddit

They can just eat some omlette and bread instead of this pawgpawg looking food.

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EcstaticMolasses6647@reddit

The chicken feet toenails are giving me

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peacenchemicals@reddit

as a cantonese dude at least trim the nails next time big dawg lmao.

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

Sorry it was my first time cooking chicken feet, I'll remember next time 😓

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My Polish aunt just chews the meat off around the nails. Like that scene in Big where Tom Hanks eats a baby corn like it's corn-on-the-cob... except it's feet... with claws... and there's a sucking smacking sound...

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Did you have to describe the sounds 🤢

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QfromP@reddit

it's integral to the experience

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azionka@reddit

Looks like some leftover from a chicken fence that got hit by a missile.

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iaminvincibke@reddit

I’m glad you recognise 🫡

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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

I've tried chicken feet and do not understand how people enjoy them. There's zero meat. It's just skin and gristle and a bunch of tiny bones. Textural nightmare and a pain in the ass to eat for the only good part being whatever sauce they're in.

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

The ones I got had really fatty bits on the palm that taste really good, I cant stand bones so I don't go ham on the fingers unless I can get a clean bite in. It's like bone marrow in a way but with more meat. I find that I enjoy food more if I make it myself and exactly how I want it. The first time I tried chicken feet I bit a bone and gagged but I had no issues last night or this morning when I finished off my leftovers

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luigis_left_tit_25@reddit

Hell no lol.. I'm good. If it can scratch my itchy back im not eating it..

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homedepotthemesong69@reddit

Why is it waving at us though?

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FrodoWiggins@reddit

I'd try it tbf

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karoshikun@reddit

you lost me at chicken feet.

I would eat the rest, tho.

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

I don't understand why yall doubt my authenticity, chicken feet take at least an hour to cook, lentils and rice take about 30 minutes. I sautéed the veggies and used a separate pan to cook up the paws in sauce for maximum flavor. This is my art, my pride, my joy, and my dinner. I did eat plenty and I will eat my leftovers tomorrow. Yes I did suck sloppily on the chicken feet, they were not wasted. They are good for the skin. No I did not yet wash all of my dishes. Yes I am white. Hope this answers some of your questions.

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DarthBrooksFan@reddit

My main issue is that it just doesn't seem like nearly enough of a sauce to bring it all together. Soy sauce and sesame oil just screams "I really need to go buy groceries." A good stir fry sauce would probably elevate this a lot.

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

There was plenty of sauce in the process and the vegetables had a strong flavor. I don't rely on sauce for my food I have other methods.

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

I love this subreddit it's so much fun and it stress me out so much

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Candidtcy@reddit

That looks so good I love chicken feet so much

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Free-Type6234@reddit

Was this a dare to Helen Keller?

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Keyblader1412@reddit

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Flat_Asparagus_7172@reddit

Congrats. This is absolutely horrid.

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Juliuscesear1990@reddit

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bringtwizzlers@reddit

Gtfo with them chicken feet lil bro

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KilljoyDivision99@reddit

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Bam! Masterpiece!!

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MadamVoid@reddit

I’ve never had it with the nails before. My mom would be appalled lol let me go show her

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OkCompetition6392@reddit

Wow

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Lizrael48@reddit

No way, a chicken foot! Nope!

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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madmaxturbator@reddit

Steve buscemi (9/11 war hero) would dive in face first into this too.

The man is a legend, and takes real risks

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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ReelestPrincess12@reddit

YUCK

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Hefty-Lemon-9241@reddit

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“It’s good I promise”

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MisterNefarious@reddit

Nah chicken feet aren’t good

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coopertucker@reddit

Lizard feet?

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Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit

OP are you Korean? Lol this doesn't even look that bad, we eat chicken feet in Mexican food but idk about the pizza roll

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

I'm white and it was my first time cooking chicken feet and second time eating them. I just kinda winged it. It tasted really good, just wasn't too pretty. I have a pizza roll obsession. I was originally going to make soup and use the rolls as a make shift soup dumpling (10/10 recommend) but I didn't want to make bone broth today.

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Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit

Oh wow that dumpling idea sounds awesome! Next time you get chicken feet try Mexican soup style, they're amazing! Just need some carrots, potatoes, black pepper and salt, garlic, onions, chayote, mejorana, and epazote if you can find it

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zombiefishbrain@reddit (OP)

Sounds good, I'll see what I can do🫡

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Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit

If you can't find the last two herbs you can sub with herbs de provence or Thai basil and mint. Chayote you can sub with green zucchini. Lots of ways to make it

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MBCG84@reddit

Your meal has… Large talons.

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Turbulent_Pin_9392@reddit

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That-Interaction-45@reddit

No!!!!

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Queasy_Procedure_205@reddit

Nope, those chicken feet are throwin up gang signs. I don’t want my food looking like it’s about throw hands….and feet 😂

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Hillbillygeek1981@reddit

The only thing in that whole pile I could easily identify before reading the breakdown was the chicken feet, and I'm judging way harder for the pizza roll than them right now.

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