I like tomatoes on other stuff but I find they just make burgers too wet and slide around, are always shitty tomatoes on fastfood burgers, and when I want to eat a burger I want it specifically because I want to eat a big unhealthy greasy slab of beef. If I want something with a more diverse flavor profile or that's healthier I'll just get something else
It clearly means he wants her period blood on his burger.
And honestly after trying it, I can’t have a burger without it, so I understand. Whenever I see a woman buying tampons at the store, my mouth immediately starts watering and I have to resist the urge to ask her for her used pads to sandwich between my hamburger patties.
I feel better about the fact that I can’t speak to women after seeing this (my crippling anxiety stops me from doing anything potentially cringeworthy around the females)
Unironically practice in VR chat or something like it that's low stakes so you can just have fun screwing around and talking to randoms until you pick up how to not sperg out in social situations.
The real trick to know is that nearly everyone is also extremely socially anxious, and knowing that, you can fake confidence until you make it real.
The hardest part is finding groups where you can be totally unedited as yourself and still be wholly accepted. My strat is just make friends through hobbies and our similar interests helps make the inital connection that can be built on later.
It's fucked up to think about but dead ass everyone is lonely. My sister tells me about her friends all the time, and some of her friends consistently make things a challenge for no reason. "You didn't start wearing that, listening to them, watching that until it became less popular," just petty conversations for no reason. So I'd imagine a lot of girls feel pretty lonely, too. Everybody is faking it and barely anyone makes it
They can choose to feel lonely sure but there will always be people who go out of there way to support women care for them seek them out they can be passive in all its forms in their lives and still have people they don't have to work for or earn anything it's completely optional
Get out of the car. Go INTO the restaurant. Smile at her and say, "Oh, hi! I think I usually see you when Iorder my amazingly healthy and delicious food at the drive thru!" If she says "yep",laughs and warms to this advance, that's good and she remembers you. Repeat until married. If she is uncomfortable, cold, or aggressive, don't order anything and do not return for at least two years to that location. These are the stakes.
I swear slop used to actually be tasty. Nowadays it just tastes like chemicals and a waste of $10. I've never been more disappointed than when I ate McDonald's during an 18 hour road trip. Literally no flavor, just grease.
My Theory is that as we age we are more sensitive to the effects of fast food slop. Like how alcohol causes worse hangovers the older you get unless you are a Diamond I alcoholic. Fast food has always been basically garbage food. Also depends on where you order it, high traffic fast food tend to have "fresher" products, and also hunger is the best season so if you are plastered at 4am a BK would be 3 star Michelin gourmet.
There isn't anything wrong with not liking fast food, but you and I both know that the typical 4channer gobbles down Burgers, Fries, and Nuggets on a daily basis minimum.
If I want to repel women, I just wear my shirt that says “sorry ladies, this cock is for decoration only because I exclusively bottom for big men with even bigger dicks because I love the feeling of warm cum feeling every nook and cranny of my asshole.”
The writing on the shirt is very small, obviously.
Is he Henry Cavill? If so this will go well. If not, he's probably getting an uncomfortable laugh and her telling all her friends about the freak in the drive thru. Insert the Looking Good Susan, Hello HR? meme
Nonono just go in and order a coffee every time with cream and sugar and when she gets used to the order and asks if you want cream and sugar say “no today I’ll have my coffee like I like my women…super hot and all over my dick” and then pour the coffee down your crotch.
underwaterknifefight@reddit
Unsubstantiated-pow@reddit
Some people only eat meat and cheese on their burger and hate all the other stuff in truth its not hard to believe people hate tomatoes or pickles etc
Dragonbut@reddit
I like tomatoes on other stuff but I find they just make burgers too wet and slide around, are always shitty tomatoes on fastfood burgers, and when I want to eat a burger I want it specifically because I want to eat a big unhealthy greasy slab of beef. If I want something with a more diverse flavor profile or that's healthier I'll just get something else
BirbsAreSoCute@reddit
God forbid someone not like tomatos
PsystrikeSmash@reddit
New car in question is a ford taurus wagon
Wiggie49@reddit
Wtf does that even mean jesus christ
thr33beggars@reddit
It clearly means he wants her period blood on his burger.
And honestly after trying it, I can’t have a burger without it, so I understand. Whenever I see a woman buying tampons at the store, my mouth immediately starts watering and I have to resist the urge to ask her for her used pads to sandwich between my hamburger patties.
ToughTalkTonySpencer@reddit
Ronoski@reddit
You are under arrest
Wiggie49@reddit
Lecteur_K7@reddit
Processing img 8y2qbtc036ug1...
May i have some pixels?
Wiggie49@reddit
Pixels? In this economy?
echit2112@reddit
mergelong@reddit
This is the shit that had God burying entire cities alive in the Old Testament
lyfeNdDeath@reddit
New copypasta dropped
nanomeme@reddit
ಠ_ಠ
Pridewinner2@reddit
bbbttthhh@reddit
Get ‘em lads
HamBlamBlam@reddit
This is gross. You are gross.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Idk anons tism thought that was the smartest thing ever
Seymour_Flex@reddit
He said she's a redhead
LLMprophet@reddit
It's bait.
marshberryii@reddit (OP)
Restraining order speedrun.
kader91@reddit
(Heavy breathing)
You… red… tomato… burger…my dick.
Then cums on the steering wheel
Affectionate-Ad7562@reddit
It's her fault for being so cute!
SS370N@reddit
Just lilee ffrr!!! 🥵🥵🥵
Rejukem@reddit
Update: I've been permanently BANNED
Good_Smile@reddit
Shouldn't have cheated huh
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Anon figures if she won't swallow she might spit (in his burger)
raptorsoldier@reddit
bondburgered
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Cannibalism
Real-Ad-1728@reddit
That’s exactly what he will scream in his head the second those words leave his mouth lol
Gramerdim@reddit
probably something to do with her 🐱
Wiggie49@reddit
Lone-Frequency@reddit
It means Anon is a cannibal and must be hunted down.
xvsanx@reddit
gives dumb pervy 50 year old man vibes
ThatFuckingGeniusKid@reddit
Anon is a cannibal
Moore2257@reddit
This keeps getting reposted and it still makes me cringe
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
I feel better about the fact that I can’t speak to women after seeing this (my crippling anxiety stops me from doing anything potentially cringeworthy around the females)
elbigbuf@reddit
Everything takes practice, including talking to people. If you never do it, you'll always be bad.
Turrindor@reddit
You miss all the shots you dont take
Um_Grande_Caralho@reddit
I mean, you miss all the shots you take too, if you're a moron with no idea what they're doing with shit aim
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
Yeah I’m one of those
djaqk@reddit
Unironically practice in VR chat or something like it that's low stakes so you can just have fun screwing around and talking to randoms until you pick up how to not sperg out in social situations.
The real trick to know is that nearly everyone is also extremely socially anxious, and knowing that, you can fake confidence until you make it real.
The hardest part is finding groups where you can be totally unedited as yourself and still be wholly accepted. My strat is just make friends through hobbies and our similar interests helps make the inital connection that can be built on later.
FickleConcentration@reddit
Ayy cheer up bud, if you can’t aim just switch to melee and stab em
Jay_T_Demi@reddit
Me in video games. Engineer class main
2kLichess@reddit
How do you think you learn how to shoot?
Um_Grande_Caralho@reddit
Absolutely no clue, mate. How do you think I ended up here?
2kLichess@reddit
Exactly bro. Just keep trying and never give up
RadioRoosterTony@reddit
Grain Wet Ski
Shadow_of_wwar@reddit
It seems like I'm blind taking shots, They I hit her in the eye, it gets real awkward and she stops responding.
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Same, I like to think the ladies just can’t handle my uber autism.
Chonboy@reddit
It's only cringe if they don't find you attractive therein lies the real problem
Informal-Question123@reddit
trying and being cringe is better than not trying due to fear of cringe imo
Reading_username@reddit
Gotta get the cringe out somehow.
icedicedice@reddit
what if doing nothing is also cringe... uh oh stinkyyy
Harry_Yudiputa@reddit
let him shoot his shot
snesericreturns@reddit
Probably plan b when she starts screaming.
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
Needs a less problematic pickup line.
Try the classic:
“Are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss who’s piss I’d sippi.”
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
I can see the look of revulsion on her face already
PartyClock@reddit
Ham_Drengen_Der@reddit
DO NOT USE THAT LINE!!!
ReturnRadio@reddit
"How'd you like my meat between your buns instead?"
PartyClock@reddit
"don't use that line"
Kallonistic@reddit
I always hear about dudes falling in love with hot Burger King employees
Chonboy@reddit
Dudes fall in love with anyone that gives them a modicum of attention it's not surprising with how lonely most men are
liluzibrap@reddit
It's fucked up to think about but dead ass everyone is lonely. My sister tells me about her friends all the time, and some of her friends consistently make things a challenge for no reason. "You didn't start wearing that, listening to them, watching that until it became less popular," just petty conversations for no reason. So I'd imagine a lot of girls feel pretty lonely, too. Everybody is faking it and barely anyone makes it
Chonboy@reddit
They can choose to feel lonely sure but there will always be people who go out of there way to support women care for them seek them out they can be passive in all its forms in their lives and still have people they don't have to work for or earn anything it's completely optional
appolzmeh@reddit
Insert Tin foil hat cat
THEGREATESTDERP@reddit
No no, not this time. That comment is true.
Common_Vagrant@reddit
PippinOfAstora@reddit
i accept this psyop
Name_Taken_Official@reddit
It's the only place they see women irl
Silirt@reddit
Crabs in a bucket
Vinylloverfrom4311@reddit
And the crows hanging out on the line?
Longenuity@reddit
anon thought he was cooking
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
Werzheafas@reddit
If he hates fast food how the fuck does he know who works at the drive through?
nanomeme@reddit
Get out of the car. Go INTO the restaurant. Smile at her and say, "Oh, hi! I think I usually see you when Iorder my amazingly healthy and delicious food at the drive thru!" If she says "yep",laughs and warms to this advance, that's good and she remembers you. Repeat until married. If she is uncomfortable, cold, or aggressive, don't order anything and do not return for at least two years to that location. These are the stakes.
Survival_R@reddit
At least hes trying guys
crackthetub@reddit
Fake - "hate fast food"
Gay - That chat up line is clearly intended to repel any potential female mates, thus allowing more opportunities to suck cock.
NuclearDawa@reddit
There's nothing wrong with not being a slop enjoyer
HelpMePlxoxo@reddit
I swear slop used to actually be tasty. Nowadays it just tastes like chemicals and a waste of $10. I've never been more disappointed than when I ate McDonald's during an 18 hour road trip. Literally no flavor, just grease.
SvmJMPR@reddit
My Theory is that as we age we are more sensitive to the effects of fast food slop. Like how alcohol causes worse hangovers the older you get unless you are a Diamond I alcoholic. Fast food has always been basically garbage food. Also depends on where you order it, high traffic fast food tend to have "fresher" products, and also hunger is the best season so if you are plastered at 4am a BK would be 3 star Michelin gourmet.
Dragonbut@reddit
McDonald's has tasted like plastic forever lol, you probably just didn't care before cause you were used to it
Other fast food can be better but it is all getting expensive
Senator_Buttholeface@reddit
Real slop has got chunks of things in it. This is more like gruel.
galacticdude7@reddit
There isn't anything wrong with not liking fast food, but you and I both know that the typical 4channer gobbles down Burgers, Fries, and Nuggets on a daily basis minimum.
thr33beggars@reddit
If I want to repel women, I just wear my shirt that says “sorry ladies, this cock is for decoration only because I exclusively bottom for big men with even bigger dicks because I love the feeling of warm cum feeling every nook and cranny of my asshole.”
The writing on the shirt is very small, obviously.
Nickelnick24@reddit
When you can just ask a girl out instead of saying some cringe weird shit.
“Hey sorry if this is weird or puts you on the spot, but would you like to go out some time? If not, it’s cool, and I won’t treat you any different.”
It’s that easy. It’s not even about confidence, it’s about showing you aren’t a deep or a weirdo, and simply want to shoot your shot with all respect.
Pretty-Researcher404@reddit
insane work in the drive thru
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
ZZ Top: Burger Man
...works better here than I expected.
oberonblitz@reddit
No the fuck it is not!
Tomachian@reddit
How bro felt like saying this
LordJanas@reddit
Thinly veiled ad for Amerislop food
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
It's just that easy Dahmer-bros
FrancisYorkMorganFBI@reddit
Is he Henry Cavill? If so this will go well. If not, he's probably getting an uncomfortable laugh and her telling all her friends about the freak in the drive thru. Insert the Looking Good Susan, Hello HR? meme
SturmGizmo@reddit
Anon is going to get trespassed from that BK
yBoi_Josh@reddit
"Don't use that line"
Rare good advice from 4chan.
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Use that line
TSiQ1618@reddit
let him cook(flame broiled style)
iameveryoneelse@reddit
Nonono just go in and order a coffee every time with cream and sugar and when she gets used to the order and asks if you want cream and sugar say “no today I’ll have my coffee like I like my women…super hot and all over my dick” and then pour the coffee down your crotch.
She’ll be super turned on I promise.
beegproblemzzz@reddit
WeirdInteriorGuy@reddit
Too late 💪
Lichevsky@reddit
Never stated it was a girl. 100% gay.
james_a_hetfield@reddit
I bet you could go for a big ol whopper right now
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