This is why we cant have nice things

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Maleficent-Ad5232@reddit

Some drivers are outright disgusting!

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Own_Clerk4772@reddit (OP)

Its like a poop bomb exploded. I don't even understand how people poop that explosive.

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aeroxan@reddit

Cheese stuffed roller dogs + energy drinks. Cigarette to light it off then boom.

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Leelze@reddit

Poor diet. Probably eats nothing but fastfood.

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Undiagnosed parasitic infections. We should all be on antiparasitics. Not joking. If you’re reading this and commonly do this to toilets, Amazon yourself some fenbendazole. Start with 888mg a day for 7 days then drop to 222mg in perpetuity. Thank me later.

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foreverlost1nsea@reddit

Liquid diarrhea splashes everywhere like that... But it just looks like it wasn't maintained regularly enough for the flow of people using it.

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Parzival727@reddit

Spicy food and caffeine.

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ResidentComplaint19@reddit

Weird that this person found it gross to touch the toilet seat then proceeded to to do that

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Comfortable-Menu2099@reddit

You open it with your boot, never touch that shit lol.

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Own_Clerk4772@reddit (OP)

Exactly this lol i did not open the toilet seat with my hand l o l

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Any_Detail_7184@reddit

Bingo. I also never touch the handle to flush. Ever. It's always flushed with my shoe.

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JankyMark@reddit

😂😂

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nanneryeeter@reddit

I am 44 and have never taken a shit that does that. What are these people eating?

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Never had GI upset once in your entire life?

I call nonsense.

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nanneryeeter@reddit

Look at my original statement.

Look at your statement.

Notice they are different.

Don't feel the need to defend a position I didn't claim.

Strawmanning 101.

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ButterflyDesperate36@reddit

He's just a wall pooper trying to lie and cope, ignore him.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Are you 12? Or are you projecting?

And forgive me for dismissing the opinion of someone with bunny ears on their headphones.

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possomcods@reddit

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

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Sea-Radish3964@reddit

That wasn't "people" that did that.... that was a damn buffalo that needs to go poop in the field with the rest of the buffalo.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Oh stop it. Gastrointestinal upset is a thing and you are just lying if you are saying you’ve never experienced it and had an explosive shit.

It happens, but a decent person would admittedly clean up after themselves, that’s the only difference here.

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Sea-Radish3964@reddit

I'm not saying I've never blown the joint up. I do however tend to try and not leave the tank, seat, wall, floor, ceiling, and other surfaces not intended to be crapped on covered in it. I've seen way too many shit splatters on the wall and otherwise to hand much faith left in the "buffalo" that crap and run like this one did.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

So what you’re saying is that you have made messes in the bowl before and are just decent enough to clean up after yourself. Which is the right thing to do.

Two very different things.

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ButterflyDesperate36@reddit

We all know you like to smear shit all over the walls floors and ceiling, you ain't fooling anybody with your lies.

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Sea-Radish3964@reddit

Oh yeah, totally. Gtfoh with them damn brony ass lookin headphones. Your opinion doesn't count until you grow up and stop wearing headphones with ears.

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Sea-Radish3964@reddit

I'm not arguing that I haven't. The entire comment was intended to be funny. So I'm sorry if I've upset the easily triggered around here by not being specific enough in my joking commentary. However, the buffalo that shat everywhere but where they're intended to in this picture and then didn't even bother to at BARE MINIMUM clean the damn seat off, can go poop in a field with the other buffalo. Down vote me, I don't care, I'll die on this hill. And for those that saw the humor as it was intended, thank you, yall are what keep this world livable.

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Last_Cable4726@reddit

My first week, I had to use the bathroom at a flying j. I went to wash my hands and a driver was grabbing paper towels drying his hands but throwing it on the ground after. Trash can right there. I’d say like 10 “pieces” he grabbed, balled up and threw on ground.

I was so stunned, I remember not being able to talk. Unbelievable.

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EatLard@reddit

How messed up do your guts have to be that you spackle the back of the toilet bowl like that? We have a mystery pooper like that where I work, and that stuff clings like cement to the toilet. See a doctor, dude.

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04limited@reddit

There’s a guy at my work that’s like this. Seems like all he drinks is Monster and Mountain Dew after his pisses or shits the bathroom smells like corn syrup.

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ButterflyDesperate36@reddit

Well he won't be your problem for too long. His liver will make sure of that.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Have you ever once in your entire life had G.I. upset?

Don’t lie to us.

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EatLard@reddit

I have. But not like that. And whoever this is does it nearly every day.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

IBS is also a thing. And there’s medications that also cause it.

I’m not saying they shouldn’t clean up after themselves, I am saying that there are very legitimate reasons it might be happening aside from all the kneejerk assumptions being made here.

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Naborsx21@reddit

Id guess it's more than likely a diet of nothing but Natty light, mozzarella sticks from the warmer, roller dogs, and white monsters.

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Own_Clerk4772@reddit (OP)

This, it seriously makes me wonder. Yes see a doctor lol

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rossco311@reddit

I used to work in a transloading yard under development and we had a wash trailer that the staff and drivers used. We ended up having to put a code lock on the door after a couple of drivers came through during off hours and smeared shit all over the walls... can't have nice things.

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DukeBradford2@reddit

Must have taken forever to load/unload

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Thegrandestpoo@reddit

Lol and people want to bitch cause they won’t let them use the restroom lol. Wonder why?

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Trappin4DaSport@reddit

yes if public bathrooms dont get cleaned regularly they get dirty hope this helps

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BoostedLexus@reddit

I said to myself "these are the "luxury" ones"... then i saw the last pic... smfh come on drivers, be better

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Crazy-Cracka@reddit

Always that one guy to blow booty juice everywhere!! 💩😂

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pattop@reddit

Should leave a brush in bathrooms and make it the culture to wipe the shit bombs down.

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derpmcturd@reddit

I did not need that last pic but it's now etched into my memory like a lightning strike on a tree stump

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JustinCompton@reddit

what's wrong with a blowout once and a while

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bentstrider83@reddit

Wouldn't be cleaning this up with anything less than a power sprayer with hot bleach and a Hazmat suit.

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SeaRow556@reddit

Well it seems more like nobody is cleaning the place up. Honestly do you expect us taking out the trash and scrubbing the toilets? Because i don't see you doing it in your photos pal!

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delawder29@reddit

There are people who take horrendous troops everyday like this and they don't see anything wrong with it at all. They are two packs a day five coffees and maybe a few fast food stops or what I like to call truck stop rats. They do this everywhere they go. Not all but majority of them do this. Just be mindful that they don't wash their hands either.

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cnash@reddit

What are you even talking about? Somebody had a shotgun shart into a toilet. That's what it's for. You go to the bathroom with the shit you have, not the shit you might want or wish to have. It's not like there was a toilet brush to clean it up with, either.

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Delicious_Peace_2526@reddit

That’s what shitters look like when they’re not maintained.

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Radiant_Swan187@reddit

Bootlicker

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tributarybattles@reddit

How is he a boot licker? Me thinks you just have a boot fetish and keep forgetting may I be your at the beginning of the sentence.

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SirKevin_Xx@reddit

I’m more surprised that it looks like that toilet has a bidet

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

It’s an RV style toilet, that’s where the flush water comes out of.

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mrockracing@reddit

I'm tired of people acting like it's just truckers doing this nonsense. We're not prolifically gross. We deserve to have our bathrooms cleaned and to be treated like people too. And don't give me that pissjug BS. That's a clear sign of a troubled industry, not that we're all just disgusting ingrates. Ever been in a Taco Bell bathroom? A Walmart Bathroom? That's not us doing that...

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

There’s also lots of righteous people in this thread saying that they’ve never experienced gastrointestinal upset and had an explosive shit as well which we all know is complete and utter nonsense. It happens. Anybody who says they’ve gone their entire lives without ever having a loose shit at least once is just lying. Or they’re like this person and didn’t actually look in the bowl afterwards and realized the mess they left, they were just oblivious and close the lid

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Efficient_Gur5994@reddit

Definitely need NSFW tag

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throwawayzdrewyey@reddit

I was a janitor at a truck stop and that’s honestly on the person who’s supposed to be cleaning it. Paper wouldn’t be overflowing if they took it out and the toilet is just regular shit.

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FloppyTacoflaps@reddit

I know im gonna take pictures of shit to save on my phone and share with others!!! This is great content!!

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SirKevin_Xx@reddit

Relax

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Any_Detail_7184@reddit

my fault for scrolling reddit while eating

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colin_1_@reddit

We had a slightly larger version of this trailer on a site I worked at while the site was doing construction. Generally stayed in decent condition.

A permanent 12x60 modular building that would have change rooms and washrooms got dropped off on site. It had no stairs. No electricity. No water. No signs.

SOMEHOW one of the regular drivers to the site decided that was the new place to drop the biggest, nastiest deuce you can imagine..... Into a toilet with no water.....no lid on the tank even..... No TP..... No lights....and we knew the culprit. He had no ill will against anybody. So it wasn't some malicious act. Just that big of a space cadet!

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RayAlmighty13@reddit

I don’t know man. These are better than the Somalian phone booths we usually get.

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WarmScientist5297@reddit

We got these for our food truck and pretty much went like that.

At least with the Porta potty as we can hose them down every day, but with these that was impossible

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