Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz after briefly reopening it this morning, citing Israel’s attack on Lebanon is a ceasefire breach.
Posted by stocks-to-crypto@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 89 comments
lime-eater@reddit
For being God's chosen Israelis are flippin' mean.
EternalNewCarSmell@reddit
Which is a funny admission of what we all knew all along: that Hezbollah is just an IRGC proxy that exists solely to attack Israel.
nixstyx@reddit
Yeah, but have you seen the DOW?!?!
This looks like another pump and dump. Pakistan (the neutral moderator) said at the outset that the ceasefire included Lebanon. Trump and Israel had no intention of a ceasefire.
AwkwardTickler@reddit
Looks like trump balked on ending the world and they knew he would back out. It's almost like he consistently talks a big game and chickens out every fucking time. Thank god for that little titty baby and his lack of resolve.
Big_Fortune_4574@reddit
Yeah and now what is he gonna do? Give them another ~~48 hours~~ several weeks of threats and the chicken out again? Or just bomb them immediately? How do you even proceed lol
Electronic-Poetry574@reddit
Titty baby? Are you from the south? Hahahaha
yourmomdotbiz@reddit
Could they find a way to make money that isn’t this ffs this is awful
Short-Ideas010@reddit
They've tried with tariffs before.
ghostly_shark@reddit
fake taxes or killing babies. there is no third option.
yourmomdotbiz@reddit
:/ sigh
drinkingCoffeePeas@reddit
Not really a ceasefire when one side won’t cease firing
Israel_Trump_Fan@reddit
Iran was attacking the Gulf states the entire time
reggiNweJ69@reddit
Izzrul has a right to exist!!! And that clearly means bulldozing Palestinian children and breaking their agreements. Its antisemitic to expect them to keep their word!!!!
(sarcasm obviously i hope)
Logical_Hospital2769@reddit
But its a “two-way ceasefire!!”
escapefromburlington@reddit
Israel breached a ceasefire? Shocking!
Israel_Trump_Fan@reddit
Lebanon was never part of the ceasefire. Regardless Iran never stopped attacking the Gulf states the entire time.
Lithium321@reddit
The ceasefire was a total joke, iran fired ballistic missiles at israel like 5 mins after it was announced.
escapefromburlington@reddit
It’s all those nasty radical Iranians fault /s 🤣
GENERAT10N_D00M@reddit
what can you expect from a country that has death as their main export?
for them, it’s business as usual.
finnishinsider@reddit
I wonder if gold trump phones were designed with the pager people.....
angrytetchy@reddit
Oh cool so instead of the world ending on a Tuesday it'll probably end on Thursday.
Could never get the hang of Thursdays.
improbablydrunknlw@reddit
Friday man, Fridays.
SquirrelyMcNutz@reddit
When it does it, can almost guarantee it's going to be about 4:59pm on a Friday.
SirDerpingtonTheSlow@reddit
Won't happen on a Friday. Can't happen over the weekend otherwise it'll make all the insider trading and market manipulation too hard.
Exciting_Cress_7654@reddit
You do have your towel right?
threebutterflies@reddit
Atleast my goat seems to be in early labor, she will get to give birth. I’d say definitely this weekend might be sketch. It’s always those weekend attacks
GENERAT10N_D00M@reddit
if israel keeps attacking, there will be no ceasefire.
after all, them attacking is what supposedly kicked off this whole thing.
attack iran, blame the US. that will keep the missiles flying.
Meowweredoomed@reddit
Itan dug its own grave when it funded, supported, and trained terrorists for Oct 7, 2023.
TrickyProfit1369@reddit
Palestine has the right to exist, Palestine has the right to defend itself
GENERAT10N_D00M@reddit
A couple years ago, that line would work. Nowadays, not so much. Although you would like it to, history did not begin on october 7, 2023.
outisnone@reddit
Israel already dug its own grave that was promised to them 3000 years ago by infesting Palestine.
Djanga51@reddit
How many ships made it through? Any at all?
HungryAddition1@reddit
Lasted about 12 hours longer than I was expecting. Just enough for the market to open, and many insiders to make great money.
Loud_Flatworm_4146@reddit
Wonderful-View-6366@reddit
My thoughts exactly
TWIT_TWAT@reddit
The market hasn’t even moved, wtf
CannyGardener@reddit
Dow is up almost 3%, oil down 16%.
AddMoreSaltPlease@reddit
They’re shaking as many retail folks off as they can. Expect wilder whiplash, RH and 401k folks and the like can only stomach so much.
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
So much insider trading from all this it's absurd.
ChilledRoland@reddit
Did Israel agree to stop attacking Lebanon as part of the ceasefire in the first place?
If not then there never was a ceasefire to be breached.
grassvegas@reddit
StrainExternal7301@reddit
illinoishokie@reddit
Fucking Bibi, man. Doing more to promote antisemitism than anyone since Hitler.
Bag_of_Meat13@reddit
It's Israel. It's Israel making this shit happen.
Want a fun trip?
Go look up the definition of "semitic".
Now look up the definition of "anti-semiticism"
Weird, right? Curious.
DonBoy30@reddit
Oh wow. The urge to kill muslims by the Israeli government is just too strong to resist
ConferenceSudden1519@reddit
bkpiazza@reddit
"Im shutting down the studio"
Upset-Diamond2857@reddit
They aren’t wrong it was fake news anyways
StarsFaithful@reddit
And their *navy* is now patrolling the strait and told to aim & fire at any ship trying to pass through, but, oh wait, I thought the USA has completely destroyed Iranian navy & air force capabilities - what am I missing here?
WillMoonKnives@reddit
Iran has two navies, their actual navy and the IRGC navy. I forget the exact names of them. Anyway I think when the admin talks about having sunk their navy, they're referring to their more traditional navy and not the one operated by the IRGC, which is predominantly fast attack boats and water drones. It does appear that we sunk pretty much anything frigate size and above.
Commercial_Ad8072@reddit
They have a very distributed military right? So interesting
WillMoonKnives@reddit
Very much so. The IRGC are essentially the same model as the Wehrmacht during WW2; they are the paramilitary wing of the ruling party - in the case of the Iranians, their Islamist rulers. But they purposefully segmented their military to make it easier for the Islamist minority to rule over the rest of the country, and harder for decapitation strikes to destroy their command structure. Having the IRGC as a military wing of their ruling party makes it much harder for an uprising within the armed forces to overthrow the Islamists.
Own-Swan2646@reddit
You mean this guy, he words.
Radish-Wrangler@reddit
Mamma Mia, here we go again...
Fadedfumes@reddit
Voldemort country always starting shit and leaching our tax dollars.
alkbch@reddit
Israeli style ceasefire: You cease, I fire!
missbwith2boys@reddit
Or I fire, you cease?
kingcakeaholic@reddit
Are we winning yet?
TwinIronBlood@reddit
Almost certainly not
JesusHMinus@reddit
Keep up, we've won like a dozen times already
TwinIronBlood@reddit
You've won the battle but not the war
DerpDerrpDerrrp@reddit
Yeah, doi doi
MrBrawn@reddit
Wake me up when we are great again.
ahdkflsdmf@reddit
Iran: “oh so y’all must think we playin”
InternationalStop996@reddit
I'm still waiting for the headline of a certain persons' death.
Unique-Sock3366@reddit
Champagne still chilling since autumn of ‘24. 🥂
throwawayt44c@reddit
revan12281996@reddit
To be fair Iran also fired on Israel it’s more like that both never stopped
Ready-Firefighter756@reddit
iran didnt reopen shit, there is zero evidence of that. People are citing the two ships that passed the iranian tollbooth. Thats literally just the status quo since the war started.
ItzAMeLuigiii@reddit
You know Iran did not have control of the Strait of Hormuz before the war started. If that idiot didnt let Israel talk him into a war Iran wouldn't have control of Hormuz right now, and apparently into the future.
Ready-Firefighter756@reddit
yup, pretty much
YeetedApple@reddit
Yeah, I’ve been watching trackers, and nothing has changed in the strait. Also factor in critical infrastructure being hit in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, along with Qatar and Bahrain being attacked also, and Israel’s attacks on Lebanon, the only thing that has changed from this ceasefire is US not attacking, everyone else never stopped.
bearinsac@reddit
And they were both Iranian tankers. At no point have Iranian tankers/ships not been allowed through the straight. So nothing changed.
Thebml21@reddit
It’s all part of the script these “leaders” play out with each others nation and people. It’s all a sham imho.
VariousFalcon7466@reddit
Less than 24 hours
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
Was it even half that?
are-e-el@reddit
Grand opening!
Grand closing!
lostinspacs@reddit
In fairness, it seems like Iran never stopped attacking the Gulf states either.
A real shitshow of a ceasefire
jacksraging_bileduct@reddit
Did they ever stop?
dnuohxof-2@reddit
It was all a rouse to siphon money out of the US markets. It always was. We’re being robbed in real time and no one in congress is doing anything about it (shocker because they’re making money)
AmbassadorTerrible@reddit
I’m so tired of winning!
bonzoboy2000@reddit
Must have been the fine print.
That_Sweet_Science@reddit
Iran looking out for the homies.
stocks-to-crypto@reddit (OP)
There goes the ceasefire. Explosions in Iran and air defenses have been activated in Iran.
Original post on r/GlobalMarkets is doing updates.
Background-Stable899@reddit
To be clear: The air defenses that Hegseth said were completely destroyed
SanchoPandas@reddit
The same air defenses that the fired Army chief of staff could have told him still existed had he not been, you know, fired.
DerpDerrpDerrrp@reddit
wHo cOuLd hAvE pReDiCtEd
Introverted-headcase@reddit
Send the redkneck yacht club with a bunch of heavy artillery to patrol the strait. They would work for beer and float around blasting whatever awful music they listen to. Drunken rowdy shooting at everything!
concretecowboiiiii@reddit
Israel activities