Ulpt request: car insurance accident

Posted by Remarkable-Host405@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 11 comments

My brother came home at midnight after totalling his sports car drunk. He was able to make it home and there's only front end damage. Is there any way we can stage it so that he's not or less at fault?

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Kevinlynch0612@reddit

Asshole.

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Remarkable-Host405@reddit (OP)

No one was injured, and probably would have happened if he was sober. Bald tires on a rwd car in the rain

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Not-a-Cranky-Panda@reddit

So you're saying he's always an unsafe driver then?

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Harlzter@reddit

Bald tyres, still an asshole.

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Kevinlynch0612@reddit

Glad he's okay. Just hope he doesn't do that again (survivor of SD)

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SorryAzzProfession@reddit

Park it in the road and snap off some pieces of the car and lay it around the damaged area. Then take a can of liquid ass and add it to the gas tank and take a sip

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RoughConstruction345@reddit

Hope he kearned his listen of dont drink and drive.

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PM_BOOBS_to_ME_@reddit

What exactly did he hit? This matters. If he hit another car, that ups the risk. If he hit and damaged property, again more risk. As for taking it to a parking lot and claiming someone else hit him (as others are suggesting) - if there are police reports of hit and run damage to others property, this will cause the police to check your brothers claim out more closely when he calls in his hit and run. If they can match swapped paint or his car to ring doorbell footage, he (and you) are getting into insurance fraud territory, which ups the ante further.

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Remarkable-Host405@reddit (OP)

Highway divider. No damage to that obviously, so we are pretty safe in claiming anything

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BLACKdrew@reddit

normal LPT, remember to remind your brother that hes a dumb fuck for drunk driving ULPT do what the other person commented thatll probably work. or have someone you know steal the car from you. but thats illegal. and kinda hard to pull off successfully

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Flimsy_Nectarine_964@reddit

Leave it in a parking lot without cameras if he has uninsured drivers coverage. Somebody hit it overnight while it was parked and bailed