Imagine your world being so closed that the best you can think of is greasy fast food, marine cockroach, blue water and spaghetti in a can. I thank God every day for making me European.
I was with you on the first, but why you have to include all of Europe. Most of Europe is dogshit cuisine. Sure you have some of the best, but then you have places like Germany, the entirety of Eastern Europe, and what is possibly the worst cuisine in the world, the UK
It's still better than americrap cuisine. Everything Is processed to high heavens, corn syrup everywhere, fast food. That's it. Those are your options. The ONLY redeeming factor is Cajun.
Why do you count fast food as part of a country's cuisine? That's like including McDonalds in Italy's cuisine because they have them there. You're retarded
IIRC some prisons put a max amount of $ for a final meal. That's because someone once ordered a 300$ meal just to eat food for 3$ and mock the people.
Many of the condemned don't actually eat very much, if any of their final meal. Turns out knowing you're about to die doesn't do wonders for your appetite. In any case $300 is pretty low and isn't even a drop in the ocean for the overall economical price for the state to convict someone of the death penalty and apply it.
Correctional Officer: The state I work at 10% of all money inmates get sent to them or money they receive from their .15 cent jobs is put into a "release account". When the inmate releases they are given a check. The interesting thing is inmates serving life sentences also have "release accounts". They eventually die in prison and I'm not entirely sure what happens with that money. I'm pretty sure the prison system is a big racket.
because quite unfortunately people have rights and someone needs to spend a really long time on death row before they're finally executed, and will spend that time in a prison and have many appointments with the state for appeals, confirmations, etc. The cheapest part about the death penalty will always be the killing.
Part of it is because the medicine they use for lethal executions is old shit that's always expiring and they can't get more because apparently nobody will sell you medication if they know you're going to kill someone with it
Makes me think of the mentally disabled guy who saved his desert for later before he was taken to die. Anyway it doesn't matter if you finish or not when your bell is tolling.
This is why firing squads are better as a means. Bullets work. They are really cheap to set up, just 2x4's and stools. The rifles are operated by any LEO who is handy. If your concern is blood splatter, give the condemned an absorbent vest. Very hard to legally challenge as c&u.
I once did a scared straight tour at Cummins penitentiary here in Arkansas. I got to see the execution room but the prisoners call it “the movies” or “the theater” as some prisoners can elect to have their execution public to other prisoners. I got the feeling that when you don’t have anyone even some inmate friends watching and being there can help. Also at that time there was a large petition to end electrocution as form of execution. The prisoners there stated to me that they would prefer lethal injection over getting “fried like a fish” as I heard one of them put it. They also stole my shoe laces and a guy who killed his mom and kept her in the trunk for sex acts gave me cookies. I did not eat them.
I buy a few cheap cuts of meat, like Eye of Round or something, and fry it in butter in a stovetop frying pan, medium rare. Then I soak up the grease in the pan by frying a cheese quesadilla. Pair it with a Rainier beer.
Ok_WaterStarBoy3@reddit
a lot of natural laxatives and eggs
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
Imagine your world being so closed that the best you can think of is greasy fast food, marine cockroach, blue water and spaghetti in a can. I thank God every day for making me European.
Snoot_Boot@reddit
I was with you on the first, but why you have to include all of Europe. Most of Europe is dogshit cuisine. Sure you have some of the best, but then you have places like Germany, the entirety of Eastern Europe, and what is possibly the worst cuisine in the world, the UK
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
It's still better than americrap cuisine. Everything Is processed to high heavens, corn syrup everywhere, fast food. That's it. Those are your options. The ONLY redeeming factor is Cajun.
Snoot_Boot@reddit
Why do you count fast food as part of a country's cuisine? That's like including McDonalds in Italy's cuisine because they have them there. You're retarded
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
Well I went to a restaurant in the US and I got a goddamn hotdog on a paper plate.
Snoot_Boot@reddit
That's an old german delicacy Würstchen in a bun, on a biodegradable dish. You're a classy eater
snrup1@reddit
No one's buying it, Pajeet.
Acceptable-Bed-1612@reddit
What would you eat? A piece of toast with butter?
I thank God every day for not making me a 60kg European so I can enjoy meals more than 400 calories
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
US cope is glorious.
Acceptable-Bed-1612@reddit
“More beet soup please, sir?”
NonBalisticSniper@reddit
Saar in disguise detected
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
Shh, it's ok. Have some Cheez Whiz while on a jetski to feel good.
NonBalisticSniper@reddit
Thank you.
The_Donald_Rises_@reddit
Or maybe some people just want something simple in life and aren't pretentious.
CaseroRubical@reddit
cope
AgitatedKey4800@reddit
A well made pizza in italy is way less expensive than the sea rat
SCP_1370@reddit
That is clearly a New York style pizza slice.
AgitatedKey4800@reddit
So Halal
SCP_1370@reddit
smh my head. No, the Puerto Ricans make the pizza obviously.
Hearasongofuranus@reddit
Ugh, that sounds horrible.
Aotto1321@reddit
What? You want a redditard award?
ProblemEfficient6502@reddit
Shalom
Shalashaska87B@reddit
IIRC some prisons put a max amount of $ for a final meal. That's because someone once ordered a 300$ meal just to eat food for 3$ and mock the people.
Those amounts are fictional since I don't know the exact values, but you get the gist of it.
simp4malvina@reddit
Many of the condemned don't actually eat very much, if any of their final meal. Turns out knowing you're about to die doesn't do wonders for your appetite. In any case $300 is pretty low and isn't even a drop in the ocean for the overall economical price for the state to convict someone of the death penalty and apply it.
Puceeffoc@reddit
Correctional Officer: The state I work at 10% of all money inmates get sent to them or money they receive from their .15 cent jobs is put into a "release account". When the inmate releases they are given a check. The interesting thing is inmates serving life sentences also have "release accounts". They eventually die in prison and I'm not entirely sure what happens with that money. I'm pretty sure the prison system is a big racket.
Ok-Independent-3833@reddit
Why? I bet a piece of rope is really cheap.
Hell you can go a bit fancier and use a crane like Iran and it would still be cheap as fuck.
simp4malvina@reddit
because quite unfortunately people have rights and someone needs to spend a really long time on death row before they're finally executed, and will spend that time in a prison and have many appointments with the state for appeals, confirmations, etc. The cheapest part about the death penalty will always be the killing.
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
Part of it is because the medicine they use for lethal executions is old shit that's always expiring and they can't get more because apparently nobody will sell you medication if they know you're going to kill someone with it
Shalashaska87B@reddit
Not only that, but they also basically concoct an allegedly lethal poison. The problem is when it doesn't work...
Ok-Independent-3833@reddit
So lawyers. Fuck I hate lawyers.
TheBraveToast@reddit
I hate innocent people being executed even more than I hate lawyers though. Death penalty is wack anyway, let em rot in prison
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
Except when you reeeally need one.
bannabananabanna@reddit
the irony in this comment is astounding...
"a convicted necropedophiliac deserves to die with his human rights preserved so he can be executed safely"
AngryT-Rex@reddit
Somebody *accused* of being a necropedophile deserves to have all their rights to defend themselves against those accusations.
Becaus789@reddit
$299 worth of premium unleaded. Let’s see you give me the electric chair now.
R1TT3R@reddit
Premium burns slower, just go for regular. You'll get more too.
Next-Use6943@reddit
Lmao, can't even get a good meal before the government mandated execution
Estephenson521@reddit
ash-leg2@reddit
Makes me think of the mentally disabled guy who saved his desert for later before he was taken to die. Anyway it doesn't matter if you finish or not when your bell is tolling.
WendyLRogers3@reddit
This is why firing squads are better as a means. Bullets work. They are really cheap to set up, just 2x4's and stools. The rifles are operated by any LEO who is handy. If your concern is blood splatter, give the condemned an absorbent vest. Very hard to legally challenge as c&u.
Boba0514@reddit
If it can be anything, it'd be self-applied .50 AE, I want to go out in style, and paint wall.
Hotdog_McEskimo@reddit
A lethal amount of bacon with raw almond side. For the cyanide
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
I would ask for the rarest truffle in the world. While they looked for it, I would tunnel out of prison.
However, I would miss out on eating the rarest truffle in the world.
DefinitelyNotaGlowie@reddit
I once did a scared straight tour at Cummins penitentiary here in Arkansas. I got to see the execution room but the prisoners call it “the movies” or “the theater” as some prisoners can elect to have their execution public to other prisoners. I got the feeling that when you don’t have anyone even some inmate friends watching and being there can help. Also at that time there was a large petition to end electrocution as form of execution. The prisoners there stated to me that they would prefer lethal injection over getting “fried like a fish” as I heard one of them put it. They also stole my shoe laces and a guy who killed his mom and kept her in the trunk for sex acts gave me cookies. I did not eat them.
CobandCoffee@reddit
Wait were you on that TV show?
philmarcracken@reddit
seeing as sausages and milky bars got me that sentencing...
carbohydratecrab@reddit
Manchu-Han Imperial Feast
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
I buy a few cheap cuts of meat, like Eye of Round or something, and fry it in butter in a stovetop frying pan, medium rare. Then I soak up the grease in the pan by frying a cheese quesadilla. Pair it with a Rainier beer.
Alternate meal: Kani salad, rainbow sushi roll, Moscow Mule
Sniper_231996@reddit
I'd ask for a game of dwarf fortress, until I lose my dwarves
basilisk_boi2@reddit
I hate that I instantly recognized that glorious and wonderful bk melt with stacker sauce. What a sandwhich that my good king made
xXHalalManXx@reddit
>Burger King in 2026 or at all
xXHalalManXx@reddit
Out of everything you could possibly have for a final meal, fucking Burger King????
SSDD_randint@reddit
I don't want a meal. You're about to meet your maker, and for the last minute, you're a slave to your rotting corpse. Disgusting.
Klingenberg1251@reddit
I want Buchteln