ULPT request: Easy ways to make $100+ in cash fast!?
Posted by BigAggressive3910@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Hypothetically of course. Due to missing homework, I’m not allowed to go to work, but need money by Friday, April 17th. Hypothetically, the only ”idea” I have would be car hopping, but that’s not a very good idea, and the amount of money I would make from that depends on a lot of variables. Does anybody know any easy ways to get $100+ cash in a week?
Yogurt_Closet666@reddit
Replacement keys are on Amazon for commercial coin laundry machines
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
good idea
Lots_of_bricks@reddit
Hand jobs at $20 a pop.
OtherwiseAlbatross14@reddit
OP is a minor
Lots_of_bricks@reddit
Then parents should get em off Reddit and give him the 100$
nicholus_h2@reddit
Should they? We have no idea why this kid "needs" $100.
If he needs it for drugs, would you still say the parents should give it to him?
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I don't have any money right now because I spent it on xanax
princesspoundedyam@reddit
XANAX
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
huh?
Lots_of_bricks@reddit
No they should go get the drugs for him then. 😖
Shivaal_Tiluk@reddit
this is the way
hard-of-haring@reddit
Make sure to get parents consent
BigMikeInAustin@reddit
To other minors?
Ok-Bit4971@reddit
I see your double entendre
punania@reddit
https://youtu.be/4DT1ZtjKCdM?si=bE6VJnoKxvoCwjnP
DResq@reddit
Why would you need an unethical way to make $100? Wouldn't a regular way to make $100 suffice? Also, what is car hopping?
SuspiciousStress1@reddit
Going through neighborhoods or parking lots looking for unlocked vehicles to steal from.
I also had to look this up, TWBL(we both)
DResq@reddit
Lol. Trying to steal from unlocked cars for just $100 is moronic. Can probably make that money babysitting for like 4 hours.
HansenTakeASeat@reddit
Do we really want people whose first idea to make $100 is to rob cars babysitting children though?
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I don't like children that much anyway
HansenTakeASeat@reddit
Probably for the best
OtherwiseAlbatross14@reddit
Well generally you wouldn't mention that at your babysitting interview
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
im not allowed to go to work, and therefore probably do any type of work, for now because I'm behind on schoolwork
Lexi-Lynn@reddit
You had me looking up what TWBL means, but I'm not finding anything?
SuspiciousStress1@reddit
That is why I put "(we both)" in parentheses...instead of TIL, T-WB-L(we both)
Lexi-Lynn@reddit
I should not be allowed to use Reddit so late at night. 🤦🏻♀️
ArianaGrande116@reddit
TCYDKAVWINORTPRAE
sharkbait-oo-haha@reddit
ROTFLMGDFAO
Zhariken@reddit
Key-Candle8141@reddit
Today we both learned
iH8MotherTeresa@reddit
Car hopping - I didn't know it had a name but it's rummaging through someone's vehicle for valuables. At its most innocent, it's testing if the handle is locked. If it's not, you just grab whatever cash you need. It gets worse, of course.
It happen to me but it was a window smash. Nothing at all taken from my car but everything was rifled through. A neighbor recently had their insurance/registration swiped and nothing else, no busted anything.
There are a lot of people who don't lock vehicles for myraid reasons. There are also lots of people willing to slyly slip in and out of those unlocked vehicles. Do it right and pretty much no one will notice you doing it
deathboyuk@reddit
OP's 16? I ain't touchin' that question with a barge pole.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
alright pal
Bishop_Walternate@reddit
Commenting just to say fuck you if you start stealing from random cars
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I won't
millieisadog@reddit
Are you telling me you are grounded from going to a job because you missed homework?
If so, your parents need to reevaluate what message they are trying to convey.
nicholus_h2@reddit
At the age of 16, his school work is a priority over making money. Message seems alright to me.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
fuck my schoolwork
millieisadog@reddit
Has obligations to both, doesn’t seem right to favor one or the other, without deciding to let one go. if one can’t do homework because of another employment, sport, ect., it’s time to dump it and focus just on school work. Accepting responsibility that sometimes we bite off more than we can chew.
nicholus_h2@reddit
isn't this exactly what the parents are telling him...?
millieisadog@reddit
I hope so, not “I can’t come to work today, I’m grounded.”
RileyGein@reddit
No work until after you get your work done
pandapower63@reddit
Recycle aluminum cans.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
This might be a really good idea
Mediocre-Wrongdoer14@reddit
Where I’m at aluminum tire rims scrap for about $12-$15 each. Semi-often I’ll find a full set of 4 dumped outside a dumpster. Bring a magnet, if it sticks it sucks.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
thanks for the advice
Any_Fun916@reddit
This works every 2 weeks I take my plastics (water bottles) and cans (energy drinks) to recycle II get $35 US dollars for 3 bags this is what I drink
boardgamejoe@reddit
Sell plasma. The first time you do there is usually a bonus of 100 or more dollars.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I can’t, I’m 16
Sydonis@reddit
16 and talking about car hopping. Your parents taught you well.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I don't agree with stealing from people, but money is money. I DID say it was a bad idea
tothesource@reddit
and "needing" $100 desperately enough that he's considering possible felonies. lol
I'm sure the money is going to gam gam's cancer fund
shaktishaker@reddit
I think only in the USA. Most other countries don't pay for this.
PerfectlyBoosted@reddit
Mow some lawns
OtherwiseAlbatross14@reddit
Like you know you do
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
what?
toolatealreadyfapped@reddit
Huh?
BaunerMcPounder@reddit
16? Get hired at McDonald’s I guess, they do same day pay around here. (Unethical because McDonald’s corp provides free meals to the IOF. among other moral issues I have with them)
Go walk your neighborhood and ask people if they need help with anything.
nicholus_h2@reddit
he's not allowed to work, because he isn't doing his homework, so...
BaunerMcPounder@reddit
I can’t read.
ConsciousProduce8798@reddit
Sell something you own for one hundred dollars.
BigAggressive3910@reddit (OP)
I don’t think I own anything work one hundred dollars
hard-of-haring@reddit
Buy something worth $100, sell for $200, profit.
tweis@reddit
If op only had $100…
hard-of-haring@reddit
If you don't have $100, get $100, sell something for $200, profit $100.
RileyGein@reddit
Sell something someone else owns for $100
RainbowDarter@reddit
You have plasma.
Lots of tasty, tasty plasma.
hard-of-haring@reddit
Count dracula wants to suck your plamsa
ConsciousProduce8798@reddit
Sell four things worth $25.
UnoriginalJ0k3r@reddit
Manage my portfolios, with that kind of talk.
Frequent_Summer_3254@reddit
This mothafuka
hanskazan777@reddit
.... Maths
Vance617@reddit
How is that unethical?
elizajaneredux@reddit
Not exactly unethical. Remember the sub we’re in! :)
nyancatdude@reddit
Pretend to be a trans girl on Grindr and scam a few people. If you have android you can get a hacked apk called Grindr plus which gives access to unlimited profiles. And you can screenshot people's nudes on the hacked version if the scam you were thinking of doing was blackmail.
RileyGein@reddit
One of the few actually unethical things here and yet you got downvoted
13thmurder@reddit
If craigslist is still a thing in your area it's probably mostly used by older people these days, which is a good thing. There's a "gigs" section where people post odd jobs they need done for cash, it's usually a one off thing. You can make some money that way.
RileyGein@reddit
How is this Unethical?
13thmurder@reddit
Don't report it on your taxes.
aannoonnyymmoouuss99@reddit
Ethical: spring lawn clean ups for the neighbor
Unethical: sell piss cups as lemonade
BadFez@reddit
Unethical because it’s not in disk format
SnooAdvice6772@reddit
Sign up for fiverr / task rabbit.
FULLsanwhich15@reddit
100 dick sucks for $1 obviously.
bobby5557@reddit
By ducking it
nyancatdude@reddit
Donate plasma if your 18. The unethical part is lie on the screening so you are the ideal candidate(although most people are).
Key-Candle8141@reddit
BJs at a transportation hub (bus depot) is my go-to if theres a nearby truck stop you can prob make more but theres always a chance you end up being part of someones "project"
mjames86@reddit
Where is this bus stop? asking for a friend..
CapitalBlvdBreadstix@reddit
Stay where you are. I’ll go with you. “For research purposes.”
N0Z4A2@reddit
Sell your plasma
Dickrubin14094@reddit
Start an OnlyFans page
zamfire@reddit
Gross. OP is 16