Why do the Serbs Wants to Join our Organization?
Posted by Osakaayumu_2002@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 60 comments
Well I'm in a ASEAN country and I don't know why the heck Serbia is there
User20242024@reddit
Because we like Asian women.
Ill_Scarcity4650@reddit
Brothers if u join, all the meats, rakija and music will be gone with you. As a Bulgarian i am against.
Educational_Time2840@reddit
I support the serb effort of physically moving to SEA. You can do it
AstropathicRelay@reddit
Clowns in the comments. In order to become a member of ASEAN "The state must be geographically located in Southeast Asia" . Serbia is not seeking membership in ASEAN but to be a part of "Treaty of Amity and Cooperation in Southeast Asia" and "associate membership in the ASEAN Inter-Parliamentary Assembly". Basically deepening economic ties and diplomatic relations with its members and engaging in some of its activities . Do you know who else has observer status in that body ?
Canada , European Parliament , Germany , New Zealand .
Why do the Germans want to join ASEAN D: ?? (scratches head)
CakiGM@reddit
Finally someone woth brains in these comments
FloppyDiskDrives@reddit
wolfy994@reddit
Because our leadership is moronic?
JuiceInternational81@reddit
This is the correct answer. No need to look further than this.
srlandand@reddit
Serbia doesn’t really want to join, it’a just one of our supreme emperor god leader bullshit stories.
guzelamaingilicce@reddit
I am so sorry for your suffering, we have one of those
Optimal_Ad_7593@reddit
I hope Serbia never joins the EU. It would be like having Hungary’s idiotic little brother in the Union.
Think_Beginning1166@reddit
What did Hungary did in the first place ? If you are talking about their strict borders and their law against the illegal migration that u are the problem here. Every country has the roght to defend their borders
Optimal_Ad_7593@reddit
No I mean its EU policy
Inevitable-Theory901@reddit
Unless they change their government
No_Economy_119@reddit
Changing their government wont change a thing though.
gesti2002@reddit
Nothing gonna change with them, they’ll always be Russias little dog
True-Blacksmith4235@reddit
Flair up
-Passenger-@reddit
we need to get rid of unanimity before anyone can join imo
2/3rd majority will do
DDzxy@reddit
we… don’t
Our president is just batshit crazy
ProjectZeus4000@reddit
Wait until they find out the Philippines are Catholic and Indonesia is Muslim
No-Economics4128@reddit
Malaysia is Muslim, Singapore is a 1/4 Muslim, Brunei is hardcore Sharia Muslim, Southern Thailand and Southern Philippines are also Muslim. Now that I think about it, ASEAN is almost an Islamic organization
No_Economy_119@reddit
The muslims in the PH are terrorists lol..I found this hilarious
"The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), formerly a main group, signed a peace agreement and helped create the Bangsamoro Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao (BARMM) in 2019, separating itself from extremist violence."
The MILF terrorists lol
Martha_Fockers@reddit
No-Economics4128@reddit
They was cooking with that abbreviation, that is for sure.
Selama7@reddit
Most of Mindanao (aka Southern Philippines) is still Catholic. Muslims there are mostly concentrated in the southwest.
Martha_Fockers@reddit
They want someone to sit around the campfire with after kicking everyone out of the campfire.
SmartFlyNR1@reddit
Because they are femboys and they want to join their organization 😄
HexerAusMahren@reddit
Nobody wants to be friends with a little Russia, sad.
SmartFlyNR1@reddit
Why would we be friends with it?
stepanija@reddit
Better than the EU
SmartFlyNR1@reddit
LOL HAHA
Shiine-2@reddit
Send us Aseaners bureks so we can invite you.
bljujemvatrupecemleb@reddit
insane psycho emperor running the country
VedatiStupcave@reddit
If you cant change your neighbors then change your neighbors
DemandNew8116@reddit
yeah just don't consider anything coming from Serbia as a real thing, like we live in some wonderland or a dark parallel universe that does not make sense
CountPleasant617@reddit
We just want to belong to something greater than us, that fallows its own laws and not financing terrorists and Nazis. Is that too much to ask?
OveHet@reddit
Because the regime desperately wants to show something to the voters as "EU alternative" (even though realistically there's no alternative), so they come up with the inane propositions like BRICS, ASEAN, Arabian countries and whatnot. It would've been hilarious if I lived somewhere else.
KataraMan@reddit
Croatia should join, they already have the motto: "Croatia, Not In Asia"
/s
LibertyChecked28@reddit
Because they don't want to side with the West, but cant deny the benefits of economic alliance.
Albania had something similar with China during the heap of the Cold War.
vivaervis@reddit
We had a close bilateral relationship with China, mostly ideological, we didn't join an Asian Organisation, which primarily focuses on Southeast Asian economic development.
Zabrinuti_gradjanin@reddit
Probably there is an opportunity to steal money from people by joining. Whatever you see serbian government do is almost always for criminal reasons
IncorruptibleLine@reddit
The same reason Canada wants to join the EU 😜
Famous-Buy136@reddit
If only there was a Union closer to home...
True-Blacksmith4235@reddit
😂
mistressofthering@reddit
We do not want We are eu candidats
True-Blacksmith4235@reddit
Sure, what the hell lol.
Foreign-Collar8845@reddit
It is International Relations rule. European Countries which don’t have any chance to join to the EU or doesn’t want to accept its rules, will look for a loose economic organisation with strong economies should want to join ASEAN so that they don’t look alone.
Attack_na_battak@reddit
So the all the Asians who are in Serbia will feel loved....
Michitake@reddit
Because they love you very much and wanna be one of you. We're having a hard time keeping the Serbs under control here
Michitake@reddit
Because they love you very much and want to be one of you. We're having a hard time keeping the Serbs under control here
Open-Investigator-52@reddit
Judging by the comments of the average Vucic hater, we are cooked and he has nothing to be afraid off. At this point its just sad how retarded can some people be.
GloomTeapot@reddit
To get closer to tokio
citao_to@reddit
But that makes no sense, Tokyo is already Serbia
Old-Tooth-4882@reddit
I dont think you are aware how self destructive the Serbian leadership is and has been. Historically and currently.
They always have the option to the right choice and 9/10 times they will choose whatever makes Serbia a bit worse and a bit poorer.
Its like a curse. They really cant help it.
Many-Rooster-7905@reddit
South east is south east regardless of the continent i guess
xesnoteleks@reddit
We don't know what we want
Least-Rub-1397@reddit
We need to cure our landlockness /s
Bata600@reddit
Serbs didn't discuss it, it easn't a headline news anywhere that I know.
But even if ut is, our leadership wishes to ally themself with anyone so their citizens may.v biew then as strong.
We don't have anything against you, we wish you good, fair and prosperous future but we, the Serbs, would rather not join.
trisul-108@reddit
Look at Orban's business model and it all becomes clear. Orban is selling his NO vote to anyone who wants to block the EU. This is the mentality behind such ideas ... how can I become the Trojan Horse in my environment and monetise it ...
AnaBaros@reddit
We don't, but the politicians like to troll people and other countries.