Beef schnitzel topped with turkey gravy and Sigourney Weaver
Posted by Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 72 comments
The blue light in the top left is my TV reflected in the gravy; watching "Aliens: Director's Cut" [Runtime: 155 minutes].
#blessed
MeddlinQ@reddit
Mhhhm, phlegmschnitzel.
PrawnsAreCuddly@reddit
Respectfully, that’s not a schnitzel.
Source: German.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Schnitzel is not a state of *being*.
Schnitzel is a state of *mind*.
-Georg Hegel, "Phenomenology of Schnitzel" (Page 11, Paragraph 2)
RainbowMage81@reddit
The Aliens director’s cut is FANTASTIC!
Dragonfruit-Sparking@reddit
You're telling me that Sigourney Weaver topped this beef schnitzel?
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Good luck finding a beef schnitzel that vixen hasn't topped.
ForumFluffy@reddit
Still would after all these decades.
AFRIENDISNEAR@reddit
I wish I were a beef schnitzel
Next-Drink8593@reddit
OMFG. No.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
You're more of a "Predator" fan, I take it?
Next-Drink8593@reddit
You took the words out of my mouth.
EclipseCaste@reddit
Why’s it hairy
plan1gale@reddit
Sigourney Weaver refused to trim her bush for the underwear scenes
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
When the set hairdresser approached her crotch with clippers, she said "Get away from her, you bitch!"
riinkratt@reddit
RJBailleaux@reddit
It’s so angry.
ElegantCoach4066@reddit
Love that scene.
NoAttempt9703@reddit
Do you wanna know why we don't play the game?!
bstring777@reddit
😆
s_drombusch@reddit
Hallo hatte Ripley einen Busch im Slip?, Das Schnitzel sieht lecker aus, was gibt's dazu?
karoshikun@reddit
I see that as a plus.
Crow_eggs@reddit
I had no idea you could style it like that.
plan1gale@reddit
A person of taste and refinement
-safer-@reddit
It's just practical. Delicious meal, and you get some all natural organic floss.
EclipseCaste@reddit
Solved!
frednekk@reddit
It’s European.
BlueButterflytatoo@reddit
lol I thought it was bear parasites…..
GodsMagicDildo@reddit
....what are those and why would they be in the food sub ?
BlueButterflytatoo@reddit
What I thought
lol I didn’t see the sub right away 😅
GodsMagicDildo@reddit
awwwwwww lil guy is attached to a parachute
BlueButterflytatoo@reddit
Helpful if he accidentally wanders off the side of a mountain 🤔
GodsMagicDildo@reddit
otter_mayhem@reddit
🤣 That was not what I was expecting, lol. And ewww! But it killed my urge for a snack, so thanks, I guess, lol.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
I actually don't need to look this one up to get it, because I've been on R*ddit before.*
*Statement also applies to mantis parasites
-Neverender-@reddit
Yeah, I'm not looking that one up on google.
Fool me the hundredth time, I think not.
AlligatorFister@reddit
Bearasites?!!!!
BlueButterflytatoo@reddit
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
I believe you're seeing optical illusions from the surface tension on the gravy. This is the second one I ate today, and I obviously ate the hairy one first, while it was still fresh.
_breadandbutterfly_@reddit
I think it's the pattern on the plate looking like hair
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Oh, I get it now- those are wheat stems or some other pastoral-type shit, and the plant heads are all under the hot thing I pretended was food.
JobinTobingo@reddit
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Finally- someone who appreciates having the runtime listed!
Zehdarian@reddit
AstroBlushie@reddit
this looks like something that escaped from the Aliens movie mid-scene, even Sigourney Weaver not saving this one
CrustyFlapsCleanser@reddit
I'm sk jealous your schnitzel got topped by Sigourney Weaver
Classic-Exchange-511@reddit
Can wee see sigourney
Distinct-Grass2316@reddit
dont you dare call this a Schnitzel.
Butterbackfisch@reddit
That looks rank as fuck
Recreant793@reddit
Is the gravy Sigourney Weaver? In liquid form?
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Are you joking? Do you honestly believe I would be posting on R*ddit if I had the formula for liquid Sigourney Weaver? Hell no! I'd be in some fancy office in Dow or Dupont Corporate HQ, negotiating to get the password to the REAL internet that only rich people know, about as a clause in my extremely lucrative contract.
Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit
You are one funny person. Your comments are nonstop.
Recreant793@reddit
The most hilarious part of their whole comment was when they bleeped out the word ‘Reddit’ lol
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Thank you...
Recreant793@reddit
That makes sense to me.
yungsausages@reddit
r/schnitzelverbrechen
Flat_Asparagus_7172@reddit
Whose gravy is that? Did it come from you?
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Ever since my body went through The Change, I can't make my own gravy anymore.
Conebones@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
That-Interaction-45@reddit
MaxPower836@reddit
You bitch
spacer0se@reddit
lmao i thought sigourney weaver because of those weird mystery strands
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
No, the only plates I have with Sigourney Weaver on them are my "Gorillas in the Mist" commemorative dinnerware series from the Franklin Mint.
i-like-turtles-4eva@reddit
Get away from my schnitzel, YOU BItCHH!!
the_real_randy_quaid@reddit
Before Sigourney Weaver we had to weave our own Sigourneys.
thatirishdave@reddit
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Uphill BOTH ways!
This-Unit-1954@reddit
I cant stop laughing at this entire thread.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
You, reading this thread:
astrongnaut@reddit
y it hair?
wavdaily@reddit
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit (OP)
Left: Me
Right: My Schnitzel
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Feel like you should crosspost this in LV426