Mini hotdog loaf topped coated with a lite beer gravy
Posted by UnrepentantTomato@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 118 comments
Two bun-length Oscar Mayer hotdogs are blended with panko breadcrumbs and an egg. Gravy is made with 1:1 ratio of cooking oil and flour, and beer
midwest_elder@reddit
This isn't a Dunkin stick with glaze??
Mud_Whistle@reddit
"We call it the 'Peter North' loaf".
DavidTCEUltra@reddit
"Hurry up, Gerald! We need more loaves!"
fapping "Going as fast as I can, Boss!"
Assapopoulos1986@reddit
OhWhyNotMarie@reddit
Brand new sentence.
miraculousgloomball@reddit
I thought it was like... s cake with custard.
I don't understand what you wrote or how to relate it to what I'm seeing
Username_Redacted-0@reddit
What the fuck did you just say to me???
DFisBUSY@reddit
i don't put too much weigh on the google search AI but
What in the struggle meal is this?
bravoromeokilo@reddit
Honestly, this probably fuckin RIPS, especially when you are also ripped
Miserable_Bobcat_594@reddit
I'd say it look tasty if it was a dessert
Cyynric@reddit
God was not involved with the creation of this meal
RainbowMage81@reddit
But what, pray tell, is a hotdog loaf
MagicSwordMagic@reddit
oh boy… i prefer that one remain unanswered
BuildingRelevant7400@reddit
But how does it taste
DDESTRUCTOTRON@reddit
I'd try your glizzy cum cake bro
freakmeout123@reddit
that looks tasty
Glittering-Walrus228@reddit
Yum my favorite three ingredient beer flavored gravy madw with a 1:1 ratio of two of the ingredients and an irrational number amount of the third ingredient
wizardrous@reddit
I thought it was a sad cake with even sadder frosting.
MelodicPlace9582@reddit
I believe they call it a soggy biscuit in the UK.
wizardrous@reddit
Fuck me for looking that up I guess lol
MelodicPlace9582@reddit
But bad.
godmasterchampion@reddit
Bukkacake
Sophisticated-Tiger@reddit
😂
cantpickwontpick@reddit
Yup you win
Quick_Reserve7199@reddit
Loser has to eat it!!
Live_Television7810@reddit
Yes?
unknowndeftonesfann@reddit
Literally omg wtf
Green-Dragon-14@reddit
I thought it was sponge cake & custard
EvieMoon@reddit
Same. Looks like a school dinner!
Narrow-Hall8070@reddit
It is
TheGrandExquisitor@reddit
Seriously. Like someone tried to make some pastry at home and almost got it right.
Almost
Anubis-Hound@reddit
Oh God
regeya@reddit
"What if hot dogs had even more filler and came in loaf form?" —OP I guess
SharkPicnic@reddit
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
That's most definitely what's up, doodt.
wontonsoda@reddit
Oooh lemon loaf
intwizard@reddit
Did you like it?
pnwbraids@reddit
Cum brick. Yum.
destinyeeeee@reddit
God I wish that was me
Aegis_Of_Nox@reddit
:(
-Xiphon-@reddit
WASTELAND_RAVEN@reddit
Op understood the assignment
Synthesis_Omega@reddit
So it's a cookie game but with a bun....great
recording@reddit
Hotdog…….loaf.
This-Unit-1954@reddit
It’ll look exactly the same in a few hours
wizardrous@reddit
The gravy may be a little darker.
Unhappy-Idea-1956@reddit
Lite beer......gravy
This-Unit-1954@reddit
morerelativebacons@reddit
1:1 ratio. 3 ingredients...
Eric848448@reddit
What the fuck is-
Wait, I don’t want to know.
i_am_not_psychic@reddit
Dude... I've never heard these two words together like that, it is unsettling.
ArmchairCriticSF@reddit
My sentiments exactly. I guess just having 2 hotdogs wasn’t satisfying, huh?
ToasterBathTester@reddit
comatrices@reddit
Could you make a video showing how to make this?
Apprehensive_Bee3327@reddit
But why.
osirisrebel@reddit
But now that you've seen it, are you a little curious? I'd try it.
Apprehensive_Bee3327@reddit
I’ve never been less curious about something in my entire life.
osirisrebel@reddit
More for me, I guess.
EnkiduTheGreat@reddit
That-Interaction-45@reddit
The amount of hot dog loaf posts on reddit is too damn high
Sardinesarethebest@reddit
I mean this with love but what the fuck made you try such an unhinged preparation of hotdogs and beer?
Former_External_2301@reddit
druid_king9884@reddit
I'm both impressed and repulsed. Good job, OP.
Sad_Hospital_2730@reddit
What kind of advanced trailer park redneckery are we witnessing?
Z82deadeye@reddit
Squid111999@reddit
This looks like some college hazing type stuff
bittersterling@reddit
Ooky hotdog?
Grimalkinnn@reddit
I read this as oxyhotdog
Squid111999@reddit
I imagined Bobby Lee saying uh oh hotdog
HYixell@reddit
Passed out 5 times but I made it
FuckYourFavoriteSub@reddit
That’s.. a lot of cum. You must eat a lot of zinc if you made this.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Joefaux@reddit
....
How much panko? And just the one egg per two dogs? What temp for how long?
Curious_Wing_2018@reddit
“Asking for a friend”
Joefaux@reddit
I mean, kinda? I want to make them and have my roommate try them without telling him what it is lmao.
Plus I also want to try them lmao
UnrepentantTomato@reddit (OP)
1/2 cup and yes one egg per two hotdogs 375 for 15 minutes, flipped halway in the airfryer
Joefaux@reddit
Squint22@reddit
You win.
thedagger66@reddit
thought this was a little debbie donut stick
AbroadResponsible825@reddit
The forbidden doughnut
MSnap@reddit
Mini what now
JediKid-A@reddit
OP, are you mad at yourself?
UnrepentantTomato@reddit (OP)
Not necessarily, no lol
JediKid-A@reddit
Good. Just making sure everything's ok.
Dwashelle@reddit
Here he comes world, be kind to him
Justcametosaydis@reddit
What in the fuck is that title
UnrepentantTomato@reddit (OP)
I failed to proofread before submitting
decoy_man@reddit
WAT
milkbonestheluminous@reddit
blended
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
Micheal_Noine_Noine@reddit
SinkCat69@reddit
Hey, at least OP posted in the right sub
someawfulbitch@reddit
The ratios on the gravy are so fucked....
Bhedge420@reddit
Here to ask the hard hitting questions... How the fuck did it taste?? Be honest and was it the first time you made it? Inspirations?
UnrepentantTomato@reddit (OP)
The loaf itself was pretty good. The gravy, not so good. Ruins it (obviously)
someawfulbitch@reddit
Yeah I bet....
Dazzling-Minimum-108@reddit
What?
angel-girl-A@reddit
Lemon loaf. Needs a cup of coffee.
Queensnobles@reddit
-Pelvis-@reddit
OP, what the fuck, learn to cook properly. Your improv is scaring the hoes.
eyzebubby19@reddit
Thought this was lemon cake and questioned why its on this subreddit
cozyporcelain@reddit
Ok this is what I’m here for
CharacterCheck4478@reddit
Looks like sexually adventurous banana bread
Present_Daikon1806@reddit
A fucking what?
drsmith48170@reddit
????
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Lt_Dingus83@reddit
Makin gravy
ManyRespect1833@reddit
Soggy biscuit loser huh
pirate_leprechaun@reddit
Lookout Gordon Ramsay!
TheDevilsCoffeeTable@reddit
Tpk08210@reddit
Excuse the fuck out of me?
S3XWITCH@reddit
I think if you did this with more of a corn dog spin instead of panko and then did a ketchup or mustard glaze you’d be master chef worthy.
thehatter@reddit
That sound’s terrible! No notes.
MadamVoid@reddit
Eewwwwwww r/stupidfood
iHaveLotsofCats94@reddit
I never would have thought I'd read those words in that order
SerAstynTheScurge@reddit
Jesus Christ how long have I been awake
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Cursed food
KingToasty@reddit
I have never heard of a hot dog load in my life, but honestly this sounds excellent. Even though it looks like a pound cake covered in icing.