80s movie quotes. I’ll lead off.

There's "what's right" and there's *what's right* and never the twain shall meet. You're young and you got your health, what you want with a job? I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused. That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men, State Farm Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'. This here's the TV. Two hours a day, maximum, either... either educational or football, so's, y'know, you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things. Son, you got a panty on your head. So many excellent lines in that movie!