Random aches and pains, what the f**k is this noise?

Posted by RikkiLostMyNumber@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 57 comments

Guys, are random parts of your body painful, sore, swollen, or otherwise on strike for no discernible reason? What the hell is this? I'm as old as the speed limit Sammy couldn't drive and this is a wholly unwelcome development.
Yesterday evening, my left knee basically seized up of its own accord. I did nothing to provoke this but I was Long John Silver all night. Hurt like a bitch. 600mg ibuprofen knocked it our before I went to bed. Now the pain is a no-show all day, no medicine. What is this witchcraft?