Trump agrees to another 2 week double sided ceasefire, as per Truth Social Post.

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TimberBiscuits@reddit

I’m so confused didn’t Iran decline Pakistan’s 2-week ceasefire deal?

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arb1698@reddit

I think cause the other deal went through not sure or trump agreed later and Iran said fine either way so stupid.

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TimberBiscuits@reddit

I looked it up, so yes a ceasefire was reached for 2-weeks.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/07/donald-trump-iran-war-ceasefire-00863103

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Th3_Admiral_@reddit

Guess I’m glad it’s at least over.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. This is a ceasefire, not an end to the war. How many ceasefires did Israel and Hamas have (and then almost immediately break)?

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AntiBoATX@reddit

Also WE AGREED TO IRANS PROPOSALS. they get enrichment and no sanctions and control of the strait. They’re arguably better off than before

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dubious_capybara@reddit

Literally not good for anyone outside of Iran

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Major-Parfait-7510@reddit

If Iran had nukes none of this insanity would have happened.

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dubious_capybara@reddit

Yeah exactly, and that cannot be allowed to happen, ever.

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Major-Parfait-7510@reddit

I don’t understand. You think the last 6 weeks have been a good thing?

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dubious_capybara@reddit

To the extent that it and last year's enrichment facility bombing have degraded their capacity to build nuclear bombs, yes

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Major-Parfait-7510@reddit

Well let’s hope they are able to get some nukes in the near future to prevent this from happening again.

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dubious_capybara@reddit

Lmfao, average terrorist fantasy. Good luck with that.

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chlorofile@reddit

Right only one country is allowed to stockpile and bomb other countries indiscriminately, aka the US and its rabid dog of a vassal state in the Menap region.

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dubious_capybara@reddit

They're actually quite discriminating and restrained about it, unlike your dear terrorist friends who've made it abundantly clear that they wish to use nuclear weapons for genocide.

You know Israel could have justifiably nuked every cunt in the region in self defence decades ago right?

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escapefromburlington@reddit

You wouldn’t happen to be from Israel would you? 😂

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escapefromburlington@reddit

Long live the axis of resistance. ☠️ to imperialism and fascism.

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escapefromburlington@reddit

That’s rich coming from an Israeli. 😂

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Fusho_Intoku@reddit

Do I remember correctly (I might be wrong) that we eased some sanctions against Russia as part of this debacle? Seems like everyone is better off from this but us.

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that's much better of than before, and they have demonstrated they can easily still cause problems for everyone in the region. they don't need nukes they have drones. lots of drones hidden in the mountains.

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Majestic-Attitude615@reddit

a nuke wouldn't do them any good (other than preventing stuff like this from happening) in the way it doesn't really do North Korea any good - North Korea is also pretty crazy - but - if they shot one off - they aren't suicidal.....but yeah - they probably have so many drones stashed everywhere - they can take pot shots for decades...

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DatCatHat@reddit

North Korea horrific but not suicidal, the IRGC on the other hand is a death cult.

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

No we didn’t,this is what they want to to bargain with… don’t mean they gunna get it

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zZCycoZz@reddit

Israelis have never held to ceasefires in gaza or lebanon.

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

Not really, Iran lost the only leverage they have (the straight)

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scottimherenowwhat@reddit

That remains to be seen as well. I have seen nothing from Iran saying that they agreed to open the Strait. They emphatically said they would not as of yesterday. And the ceasefire depends on them opening the Strait.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-says-wont-open-hormuz-for-temporary-truce-after-pakistan-proposes-45-day-ceasefire/

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HarryBallsanya420@reddit

The strait has been open

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

It’s on all major news outlets lol China had to step in and force Irans hand

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arb1698@reddit

They Open it they can close it again. China had nothing to do with this. If anything it puts China in better place cause it shows their energy expansion for renewalbles and nuclear was worth it.

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

Can you elaborate on more on how it puts China in a better place? I’m genuinely curious (ignorant on that)

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arb1698@reddit

China makes a ton of nuclear reactor parts fuel and a crap ton of electric vehicles, along with what is regarded as some of the best solar panels on the world. China is the renewalbles king yes they still use coal for now but they haven't built any new coal plants recently, look up how much solar and wind energy they generate.

But yeah China is going to rule EV production cause Elon is a fraud and can't make a decent car. And the US handed the renewables race to the US when trump cut and blocked all renewables projects last year with his orders and the BBB cut the funding to help jump start us production.

Also China is the battery king their electric car batteries are modular and can pe partially replaced vs the rest of the world that mostly uses single batteries for electric cars.

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

So China has great cause to force Iran to accept the ceasefire conditions, especially with their economy (along with other Asian economies) being wrecked from this

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arb1698@reddit

Eh China hurts but nearly as much as the west. China has been preparing for this for years. But it does earn them some goodwill with much of southeast Asia if true.

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WhatIsHerJob-TABLES@reddit

But they didn’t lose the strait?

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

They lost the leverage of bombing boats on the straight if they agree to the cease fire, why do think oil prices are dropping like hot potatoes right now

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Round-Medicine2507@reddit

Where did they lose it at?

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

Their only leverage over the US was blowing up ships crossing the straight….they agreed to not do that

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AntiBoATX@reddit

It ran away

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arb1698@reddit

Man two weeks let's Iran make a bunch of new drones and launcers. The launcers are very easy to make.

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HarryBallsanya420@reddit

Sounds like a good thing for country unnecessarily attacked

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Majestic-Attitude615@reddit

plus Iran got some more money from the oil sanctions the US inexplicably lifted - has anybody ever lifted sanctions on a country they were currently fighting (?!) - weird

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new2bay@reddit

He didn’t write that post, so who knows if he agreed to anything.

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trigger1154@reddit

It's not over, there is almost no way that the US is ever going to pay reparations first off and secondly, I saw another post a little bit ago that said they were detecting ballistic missile launches from Iran and that Iran had apparently broke contact from the US so how could they have accepted a deal?

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ghost20630@reddit

I am not seen from Iran saying anything about this yet

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-OooWWooO-@reddit

Aragchi's post about it makes it more clear. Trump accepts that Iran will negotiate on their 10 point plan, the US will negotiate within the 15 point plan. Which likely means that the negotiations will revolve around turning those different points into a set of agreements where both sides hash it out.

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Girafferage@reddit

The terms are wild and the US will never actually agree. Even if we do, Israel won't. This is all just trump manipulating the market to make himself wealthier.

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Short-Personality398@reddit

That 10 point plan includes a ceasefire in Lebanon.

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FuzzzyRam@reddit

Iran turned down all American and Pakistani deals, Trump pretended something with Pakistan led to the latest TACO - but we all know he blinked first.

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ninjaluvr@reddit

TACO

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Serious_Yard4262@reddit

What does this mean? I've been seeing it everywhere

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SergeantThreat@reddit

Trump Always Chickens Out

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7222_salty@reddit

Yes and no. I think if you read their statement they are saying something along the lines of “no ceasefire unless you stop first. Also - we were glad to hear you’ve accepted our terms as the basis for a discussion”.

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PilgrimOz@reddit

“Steadily, strongly and powerfully…..” Trump wrote this not the Pakistani PM. The words sound like a Trump speech. This is all BS and the Pakistanis and Iran are probably scratching their heads at this whole schamozzle.

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Mother-Remove4986@reddit

Ton of disinfo trying to get engagements going around

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play_images@reddit

No mention of Lebanon which makes this post completely pointless

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Yo-Yo-Ha@reddit

It's TACO Tuesday!

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Ok_Eggplant_6973@reddit

You have to be a great actor to be president.

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Efficient_Exchange44@reddit

Does Iran know about this?

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

Yes they agreed to it, after China forced them to

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Sad_Math5598@reddit

Do you have any basis for that or is that just 100% conjecture

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/world/asia/china-iran-cease-fire.html

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/08/us-iran-ceasefire-brokered-by-pakistan-and-china/89512459007/

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AwkwardTickler@reddit

23 day old account with negative karma. Not as pathetic as trump. But keep trying. You literally have to.

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REVENAUT13@reddit

☝🏼This might be the most important factor here.

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LocationAcademic1731@reddit

Nope.

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dadbod_Azerajin@reddit

They sent our a message pretty much saying hes a lying bitch and they havnt agreed to anything

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justtinyquestions@reddit

That’s not what NYT is reporting

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Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit

🤣🤣🤣BRO uses NYT as primary source

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Their breaking news is fine

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FrankDuhTank@reddit

Don’t mind the terminally online, nyt has clear biases but is rarely factually inaccurate

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escapefromburlington@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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MaternalFornicator2@reddit

Fuck that billionaire mouthpiece.

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justtinyquestions@reddit

I wasn’t endorsing NYT or anything, man

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hatecirclejerks@reddit

Who owns nyt for me real quick?

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Farnaz Fassihi is the reporter reporting the following, via NYT:

April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter

Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.

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hatecirclejerks@reddit

I didn't ask who posted it, I asked who owns the nyt?

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idkmyotherusername@reddit

Where? Am seeing lots of articles they agreed.

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dadbod_Azerajin@reddit

We caved as ongoing negotiations via tweets and ai videos was still ongoing

WE AGREED TO IRANS PROPOSALS. they get enrichment and no sanctions and control of the strait. They’re arguably better off than before

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-OooWWooO-@reddit

Kind of weird that they're agreeing with it then.

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Groovychick1978@reddit

"if conditions are met"

There are 10 conditions.

Immediate and total cessation of all hostilities, permanently

Withdrawal of Iranian forces from Lebanon.

$2 million tolls for every ship going through the strait

Complete cessation of all sanctions against Iran

And so on. Go read them.

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-OooWWooO-@reddit

Not what his statement says. The US and Iran dont have to agree to each other's plans for a ceasefire. They agree that the 10 point plan and the 15 point plan will the basis of negotiations.

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LocationAcademic1731@reddit

Even if they had agreed, he’s still a lying bitch haha, that is never going to change. Once a lying bitch always a lying bitch.

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Best_Insect4741@reddit

Do you have a source for that?

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exhaustedanalyst@reddit

Does Israel agree to the ceasefire as well?

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TRS80487@reddit

Since the Gaza ceasefire Israel has killed over 750 Palestinians. So Israel agreeing to a ceasefire is meaningless

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Main_Firefighter1593@reddit

Yes they did

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SuperBaconjam@reddit

That is dated for tomorrow.

Edit: ope, read the edit.

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Unhappy-Long2168@reddit

I hope so, he intends to consummate

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BadGroundNoise@reddit

He doesn't exactly have a track record of getting consent for that

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Malalang@reddit

When you're famous, they let you do it.

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Ecstatic_Bee6067@reddit

Just grab Iran by the highly enriched Urussy

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Wheres_my_wank_sock@reddit

Iran gave them that 10 point plan in the past week so I'm cautiously optimistic.

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Short-Personality398@reddit

It includes having authority over the strait and ability to charge and decide who goes through it. That plan? It also includes a ceasefire in Lebanon

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Yes, NYT reporting that they have explicitly agreed

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catzzzzzzzzzz@reddit

I am only seeing that Trump is “agreeing” to negotiations from earlier this week before he threatened to kill them all. I haven’t see anything saying irans leadership is agreeing.

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 7:23 p.m. ET12 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter

Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, said in a statement that Iran has agreed to Pakistan’s proposal for a cease-fire and that attacks against Iran are halted, Iran will also “cease their defensive operation. For a period of two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible via coordinating with Iran’s Armed Forces.”

Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter

Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.

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Short-Personality398@reddit

Cease their defensive operations probably means they will continue to decide which countries are allowed passage and will continue to charge for passage

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AffectedRipples@reddit

Probably why is says "subject to the Republic of Iran agreeing".

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justtinyquestions@reddit

They have agreed

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AffectedRipples@reddit

I haven't seen anything that has said they have agreed to it.

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter

Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.

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Short-Personality398@reddit

Are they agreeing to free (no tolls)passage for all flags for 2 weeks and no tolls? Their 10 point peace plan also included cease fire in Lebanon. Is that still a requirement?

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AffectedRipples@reddit

Well shoot, there we go. Thank you.

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Yep!

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-OooWWooO-@reddit

Yes.

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Thebluefairie@reddit

Yea they seem to be against the two week thing.

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Vernknight50@reddit

So he can say they broke the two week cease fire they never agreed to? That sounds about right.

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DreamWeaver80@reddit

This was my very first thought.

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yellowjackethokie@reddit

Of course not. But we live in the land of make believe now where the President of The United States just openly tweets his version of reality.

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butbro45@reddit

Really? Consummated?

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Muricanmoose@reddit

We got "EVERYTHING " we're WIENERS.

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Due-Quiet8165@reddit

Never got all the TACO stuff. Don’t get me wrong I hate Trump but wouldn’t we be more pissed if he had decide to continue leveling Iran?

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NovaHellfire345@reddit

There it is! A hint of critical thinking in a sea of reddit hatred. Thank you! Redditors like to position themselves so no matter what they can appear or feel morally superior when in fact they are just nay-sayers with no stance.

Trump bombs Iran: "My gas prices"

Trump still bombing Iran a month later: "He lost the war"

Trump threatens destroying a civilization: "Warcrime"

Trump doesnt destroy civilization: "TACO"

Youre allowed to think what he is doing is crazy but its painfully obvious many people dont have an actual good opinion and are just anti-whatever Trump does. Whats sad is how predictable its gotten.

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ItzAMeLuigiii@reddit

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Critical_Function540@reddit

This shit is so childish. Going low doesn’t make you tough, it just makes you look like a weak sauce version of the side we’re supposed to be against. It also doesn’t really make sense either. He chickened out of what? Destruction of an entire country? Or did he find out the straight is reopening, meaning his unhinged threats worked! Either way the chicken out thing doesn’t really apply here.

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ItzAMeLuigiii@reddit

Childish is the only language these people speak

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Critical_Function540@reddit

It’s a lefty circlejerk. Let’s not pretend like any communication with the right is occurring at this point.

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No_Rain8512@reddit

This is true, but do we think it's a good idea to make fun of him for not launching a genocide?

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AlashC@reddit

The AI image is dumb but every TACO has been good news for the world and worthy of celebration. It originated with his BS tariff threats.

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Critical_Function540@reddit

AI is the shit The image is a sad attempt at maga humor And way to dodge OPs question

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Ancient_Weakness699@reddit

Yes, I don't think "TACO" applies here. He "chickened out" using nukes? 😬

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danielledelacadie@reddit

We need a split screen version. That's the left panel and the other is someone telling a group of people "...and that's why we weren't worried"

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PartyLikeIts536@reddit

What is the point of this stupid image

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Spare-Ant7119@reddit

To demonstrate he is a pathological liar.

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PartyLikeIts536@reddit

Definitely wouldn't have gotten that without the stupid ai image of him holding a taco. Thanks, it's all so clear now.

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AlashC@reddit

TACO stands for Trump Always Chickens Out. It originated with his tariff threats that he would make and then backpedal on. He is likely doing this to manipulate the stock market, and that’s why people started using the term TACO when he makes empty threats.

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Spare-Ant7119@reddit

My pleasure

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Old_Smell_2913@reddit

Became a taco
Soiled myself again and then
Went to bed dirty

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Fireinthehole13@reddit

I’ve never heard of a single sided cease fire ?

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VayGray@reddit

What's with the date and time in his post?

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AlphaO4@reddit (OP)

Im in UTC+2 timezone

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VayGray@reddit

I'm talking about the date and time on Trump's post doesn't matter where you are in America I read this at 4:00 p.m. so even if it was East Coast time this would be 8 hours ahead when he posted this How does that make sense?

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AlphaO4@reddit (OP)

I have some earth shattering news… I’m not in America. UTC +2 means Eastern Time +6 or PST/PDT +9

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VayGray@reddit

I have some earth-shattering news from you It was posted on his page This was posted from him so that date would be him posting at that time I know earth-shattering

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AlphaO4@reddit (OP)

This has to be ragebait…

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VayGray@reddit

Again I'm never on truth social. When I post something on social media it shows my time. So for you it would be 12 hrs behind time stamped. Why does his post show your time?

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VayGray@reddit

I forgot a comma after the word 'are', I didn't presume you were in America. You're saying he posted this from the East Coast at YOUR time 12 sonething? Why would his post show your time? I clearly don't understand. I have never been on truth social. When I see a tweet or a social media post, it typically shows the time the poster posted in relation to where they are. It would show his content then just after 8 on the bottom. Is truth social different? This may be a woosh moment for me but it literally would have taken a second to understand why I was asking.

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charredwalls@reddit

Agreed to all of Iran’s 10 point plan. Why did soldiers die for this agreement?

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DissedFunction@reddit

so people with access to insider govt info could make lots of money?

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revan12281996@reddit

Part of irans response

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Street_Moose1412@reddit

The US is lifting sanctions, paying reparations, and allowing uranium enrichment?

That's the deal?

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Mother-Remove4986@reddit

Nope, Iran came out with a newer 10 point which only calls for ceasing of hostilities against it and it's allies

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YeetedApple@reddit

As i'm reading things right now, the ceasefire won't be renewed past these next two weeks unless the US agrees to the demands is Iran's stance. Can't imagine the US agreeing to them.

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charredwalls@reddit

To any of them.

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tommyohohoh@reddit

It also says they continue control of the Straight.

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Valraan@reddit

And allegedly withdrawing US forces from the entire region

Taco Tuesday

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can-i-be-real@reddit

Can we just put Khamenei and his leadership group and Trump and his cabinet on an island and drop a bomb on all of them and see if Iran and the U.S. are both better off?

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solidsnakeskywalker@reddit

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Limp_Mongoose_7482@reddit

More likely a copy pasting error from an LLM by the PR team. They wouldn't have to send out the exact word to word tweet from Washington now, would they.

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No-Impress-2096@reddit

"Steadily, strongly and powerfully"

Who the hell talks like that? Lol. Smells like Trump from miles away.

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sir_duckingtale@reddit

I really don’t care how that was ceasefire was achieved

I’m a just glad it was achieved

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retromobile@reddit

Our government is a bunch of raccoons in an overcoat, acting as if no one can tell.

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Mrepeck@reddit

Naw, racoons are waaayyy smarter

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huelorxx@reddit

And cuter

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DecisionOk474@reddit

You’d be a fool to think these things aren’t pre-staged. There is nothing to see here….

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Cleetus_Cornhusker@reddit

TACO

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Chucking100s@reddit

Israel already violated the ceasefire and has resumed bombing Lebanon

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JofoTheDingoKeeper@reddit

It must be Taco Tuesday

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Dead_Inside50@reddit

gif

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Minute-Complex-2055@reddit

“Double sided” what an absolute moron, with an insufferable and insane cult.

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Just_the_questions1@reddit

Aaaaand the cease-fire is already broken.

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LilRedHeadGuy@reddit

This won't last 24 hours

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whoopercheesie@reddit

Base on what Ive seen as the ten points... This looks like major strategic blow to both the USA and Israel. But off way more than he can chew.

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TouchAltruistic@reddit

Where are you based OP, that it's already April 8th?

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HotelDisastrous288@reddit

So at the end of two weeks Trump is going to sleep with the Ayatollah?

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Cryowatt@reddit

Talking with a country over social media has the same energy as dumping your GF via email.

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Icy_Issue_3468@reddit

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JC2535@reddit

Trump is as easy to read as a Baywatch Billboard.

Fire and Fury till the two minute mark and then the TACO.

Lather Rinse Repeat…

But this won’t stop gas from going to $15 a gallon.

We get all the downside and none of the upside of this whole situation.

Now we have to go all in on electric vehicles and mini nuclear reactors just to get affordable energy.

There’s clearly no plan to open the Straight.

This is going to go on and on and on…

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xTex1E37x@reddit

Why's the date say the 8th?

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FauxPatina@reddit

His "ceasefire" will be over by tomorrow - this is obviously propaganda to save ass. There were no diplomatic talks.

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davyangel@reddit

Obviously since he keeps killing anyone willing to talk!

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Aqua_Impura@reddit

It says in the post, “Subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran ageeing to…”. Iran hasn’t agreed to shit. It would be funny if it wasn’t so ridiculous.

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FauxPatina@reddit

Another Lego music video is inbound, no doubt..

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iveseensomethings82@reddit

Time to pump the market again

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deiprep@reddit

Excuse me that’s for the weekend not tomorrow /s

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new2bay@reddit

He didn’t even write this post. This is just an excuse to 🌮.

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Shantih3x@reddit

He's gonna break it the moment Wall Street closes for the weekend.

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Its_a_mad_world_@reddit

Apparently the Middle East didn’t get the memo on the ceasefire. They’re still going at it.

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goodfleance@reddit

...."consummate?".....

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Elon_is_a_Nazi@reddit

What an absolute waterhead. The agreement terrorist trump wants is the same fucking agreement we already had. Trump is literally one of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. Reads and writes at a 2nd grade level and if he wasnt born into wealth. He'd be that mental disabled slow adult you see at kroger collecting carts

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theking4mayor@reddit

Sell your stock at the top tomorrow morning because by noon Iran will say it's not true.

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bobolly@reddit

I'm confused on this date and time.Where in the world did this come from

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Doc891@reddit

ill believe it when we dont bomb them in the next few hours. But if this is real, then both sides are posturing so they look like winners. My guess is theres only some truth in every sides view and we wont know the real deal until a few years have passed. Otherwise its just gonna fall apart and we'll be back at 5 seconds to midnight another day. Im not doing well psychologically, having been preparing to hear the worst tonight, so im gonna go breathe and do something to help my body come back to center. For those of you like me, Id recommend doing the same. Hug your family, watch a fun movie, eat some good food, and let your body process.

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Pontiacsentinel@reddit

Marvel Wonder Man season 1 here.

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TanneriteTed@reddit

Ghosts and probably St. Dennis for me tonight.

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LTPRWSG420@reddit

DTF St. Louis, weird ass show, not really my cup of tea.

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Gygax_the_Goat@reddit

❤️🙋🏽

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PetuniaPicklePepper@reddit

I sincerely hoping this isn't a (jk) moment, and we are near the end of this nightmare.

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empw@reddit

So we just gave up and agreed to this ridiculous ten-point plan? What a fucking failure.

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Such-Nebula@reddit

The US lost. Trump or Netanyahu will likely still attempt something after the ceasefire like the cowards they are, but Iran has shown the world that the US is a paper tiger when up against a real military.

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empw@reddit

I was with ya until "real military" lol

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Such-Nebula@reddit

Who was firing missiles at targets the last few weeks? Civilians?

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LTPRWSG420@reddit

Fuck this guy

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Dude-Good@reddit

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ARazorbacks@reddit

Apparently Iran is currently shooting missiles at the UAE and Israel. It seems the ceasefire was between Trump and a script Pakistan was told to post on social media.

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SuperBaconjam@reddit

That is dated for tomorrow

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RiteRev@reddit

TACO Tuesday

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SquirrelyMcNutz@reddit

Why is it always two fucking weeks? Every goddamn thing is always two weeks.

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whaticism@reddit

Clearly you’ve never worked with construction guys before

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No_Opening9605@reddit

TACO

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Pop-Pop68@reddit

A ceasefire in which both sides will be actively firing upon the other. What Trump says is always complete and utter bullshit.

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BassMaster516@reddit

There’s no way Iran would agree to that. Theyre just gonna use the time to reset and bomb them harder. You can’t trust a word trump says. Israel has been in a ceasefire with Hamas for months but they’re still killing children for no reason.

It literally doesn’t benefit them at all to agree to a ceasefire

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Have you read anything about this?

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Short-Personality398@reddit

Irans 10 point plan is very beneficial to Iran.

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BassMaster516@reddit

Just reading the news why? What should I have read?

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pryoslice@reddit

They could use that time to move their drones from storage into launch locations?

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BassMaster516@reddit

Sure but I feel like they have momentum snd trump is dealing with some embarrassing setbacks. There’s the perception that trump is begging for a ceasefire idk

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SmileMoreBuddy@reddit

Mmmmm TACO 😋

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bnozi@reddit

Sooo

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plebbtc@reddit

What does a one sided ceasefire look like?

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TurnipSensitive4944@reddit

Yeah i doubt this lasts

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AckAckZeroPointZero@reddit

Just read iran's proposal. It's hilariously one-sided and ensures a massive victory for Iran and further embarrassment for taco Donny.

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lml__lml@reddit

Art of the deal

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WisePotatoChip@reddit

Ring the 🌮🔔!

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Chief-_-Wiggum@reddit

The ol classic... 1 sided ceasefire. Aka it's TACO Tuesday!

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phoenixrisen69@reddit

TACO

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Due_Statement9998@reddit

💩🍫💩

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kroqus@reddit

So who really wrote that? The grammar and syntax is way off for him.

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SurprisedWildebeest@reddit

Right? It’s readable, and there’s no deranged ranting

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Bolts66@reddit

Taco Tuesday ! Taco Bell should capitalize on this guy ! It's like clockwork ...

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BWest829@reddit

They don’t own the copy right for taco Tuesday and they can’t use it in advertising

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SummerDonNah@reddit

But they could call it Taco Bellsday and look like geniuses

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CelticSith@reddit

It’s a double win. He always Tacos and his face looks like your toilet bowl after eating Taco Bell

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LightVapor@reddit

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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rvingthrulife@reddit

Translation: I chickened out as usual and now I'm lying my fat ass off to save face.

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MallVirtual7538@reddit

Love watching him beta jester in the face of such colossal and momentous L

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DarlasServant@reddit

There were no talks. This was market manipulation for profit. It totally stressed out millions of people across the world.

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dnhs47@reddit

TACO

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Longj_Carpenter7969@reddit

100 percent he didn't write this tweet. It's his handlers trying to save face before he get the 25th amendment pulled on him.

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maru_tyo@reddit

There is no way in hell he wrote this, especially if you compare it to the batshit lunatic tweets we got for the last few weeks.

Grammar is way too clean, no spelling errors as well and the whole tone isn’t Trump.

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pathf1nder00@reddit

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Bubbly-Charity-8617@reddit

Mossad false flag operation incoming.....

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Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit

“Iranian state broadcasting agency IRIB listed the following conditions that the U.S. is fundamentally commited to under the ceasefire agreement:

No aggression

Continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz

Acceptance of enrichment

Lifting all primary sanctions

Lifting all secondary sanctions

Ending all Security Council resolutions

Ending all Board of Governors resolutions

Paying compensation to Iran Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region

Ceasing all wars on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon”

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Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit

Both sides are contradicting each other and laying terms the other side would never agree to…

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bearinsac@reddit

As I read this there are early missile warnings in southern Israel.

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Limeyjon@reddit

Taco Tuesday!!

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Admirable-Strike-311@reddit

Iran called his bluff now Donald has to figure out how to spin this as a victory.

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sillybob86@reddit

Well, it is TACO Tuesday.

Today I'm trying veggie only, how about y'all?

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