Trump agrees to another 2 week double sided ceasefire, as per Truth Social Post.
Posted by AlphaO4@reddit | PrepperIntel | View on Reddit | 265 comments
Link to his post: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030
TimberBiscuits@reddit
I’m so confused didn’t Iran decline Pakistan’s 2-week ceasefire deal?
arb1698@reddit
I think cause the other deal went through not sure or trump agreed later and Iran said fine either way so stupid.
TimberBiscuits@reddit
I looked it up, so yes a ceasefire was reached for 2-weeks.
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/07/donald-trump-iran-war-ceasefire-00863103
stonkon4gme@reddit
Well, this didn't age well.
Th3_Admiral_@reddit
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. This is a ceasefire, not an end to the war. How many ceasefires did Israel and Hamas have (and then almost immediately break)?
AntiBoATX@reddit
Also WE AGREED TO IRANS PROPOSALS. they get enrichment and no sanctions and control of the strait. They’re arguably better off than before
escapefromburlington@reddit
good
dubious_capybara@reddit
Literally not good for anyone outside of Iran
Major-Parfait-7510@reddit
If Iran had nukes none of this insanity would have happened.
dubious_capybara@reddit
Yeah exactly, and that cannot be allowed to happen, ever.
Major-Parfait-7510@reddit
I don’t understand. You think the last 6 weeks have been a good thing?
dubious_capybara@reddit
To the extent that it and last year's enrichment facility bombing have degraded their capacity to build nuclear bombs, yes
Major-Parfait-7510@reddit
Well let’s hope they are able to get some nukes in the near future to prevent this from happening again.
dubious_capybara@reddit
Lmfao, average terrorist fantasy. Good luck with that.
chlorofile@reddit
DTTIDF all day errydayyyy
chlorofile@reddit
Right only one country is allowed to stockpile and bomb other countries indiscriminately, aka the US and its rabid dog of a vassal state in the Menap region.
dubious_capybara@reddit
They're actually quite discriminating and restrained about it, unlike your dear terrorist friends who've made it abundantly clear that they wish to use nuclear weapons for genocide.
You know Israel could have justifiably nuked every cunt in the region in self defence decades ago right?
escapefromburlington@reddit
You wouldn’t happen to be from Israel would you? 😂
dubious_capybara@reddit
No, I would not.
escapefromburlington@reddit
Long live the axis of resistance. ☠️ to imperialism and fascism.
dubious_capybara@reddit
Average terrorist take
escapefromburlington@reddit
That’s rich coming from an Israeli. 😂
Fusho_Intoku@reddit
Do I remember correctly (I might be wrong) that we eased some sanctions against Russia as part of this debacle? Seems like everyone is better off from this but us.
fogcat5@reddit
that's much better of than before, and they have demonstrated they can easily still cause problems for everyone in the region. they don't need nukes they have drones. lots of drones hidden in the mountains.
Majestic-Attitude615@reddit
a nuke wouldn't do them any good (other than preventing stuff like this from happening) in the way it doesn't really do North Korea any good - North Korea is also pretty crazy - but - if they shot one off - they aren't suicidal.....but yeah - they probably have so many drones stashed everywhere - they can take pot shots for decades...
DatCatHat@reddit
North Korea horrific but not suicidal, the IRGC on the other hand is a death cult.
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
No we didn’t,this is what they want to to bargain with… don’t mean they gunna get it
zZCycoZz@reddit
Israelis have never held to ceasefires in gaza or lebanon.
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
Not really, Iran lost the only leverage they have (the straight)
scottimherenowwhat@reddit
That remains to be seen as well. I have seen nothing from Iran saying that they agreed to open the Strait. They emphatically said they would not as of yesterday. And the ceasefire depends on them opening the Strait.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-says-wont-open-hormuz-for-temporary-truce-after-pakistan-proposes-45-day-ceasefire/
HarryBallsanya420@reddit
The strait has been open
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
It’s on all major news outlets lol China had to step in and force Irans hand
arb1698@reddit
They Open it they can close it again. China had nothing to do with this. If anything it puts China in better place cause it shows their energy expansion for renewalbles and nuclear was worth it.
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
Can you elaborate on more on how it puts China in a better place? I’m genuinely curious (ignorant on that)
arb1698@reddit
China makes a ton of nuclear reactor parts fuel and a crap ton of electric vehicles, along with what is regarded as some of the best solar panels on the world. China is the renewalbles king yes they still use coal for now but they haven't built any new coal plants recently, look up how much solar and wind energy they generate.
But yeah China is going to rule EV production cause Elon is a fraud and can't make a decent car. And the US handed the renewables race to the US when trump cut and blocked all renewables projects last year with his orders and the BBB cut the funding to help jump start us production.
Also China is the battery king their electric car batteries are modular and can pe partially replaced vs the rest of the world that mostly uses single batteries for electric cars.
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
So China has great cause to force Iran to accept the ceasefire conditions, especially with their economy (along with other Asian economies) being wrecked from this
arb1698@reddit
Eh China hurts but nearly as much as the west. China has been preparing for this for years. But it does earn them some goodwill with much of southeast Asia if true.
WhatIsHerJob-TABLES@reddit
But they didn’t lose the strait?
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
They lost the leverage of bombing boats on the straight if they agree to the cease fire, why do think oil prices are dropping like hot potatoes right now
Round-Medicine2507@reddit
Where did they lose it at?
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
Their only leverage over the US was blowing up ships crossing the straight….they agreed to not do that
AntiBoATX@reddit
It ran away
arb1698@reddit
Man two weeks let's Iran make a bunch of new drones and launcers. The launcers are very easy to make.
HarryBallsanya420@reddit
Sounds like a good thing for country unnecessarily attacked
Majestic-Attitude615@reddit
plus Iran got some more money from the oil sanctions the US inexplicably lifted - has anybody ever lifted sanctions on a country they were currently fighting (?!) - weird
new2bay@reddit
He didn’t write that post, so who knows if he agreed to anything.
trigger1154@reddit
It's not over, there is almost no way that the US is ever going to pay reparations first off and secondly, I saw another post a little bit ago that said they were detecting ballistic missile launches from Iran and that Iran had apparently broke contact from the US so how could they have accepted a deal?
ghost20630@reddit
I am not seen from Iran saying anything about this yet
-OooWWooO-@reddit
Aragchi's post about it makes it more clear. Trump accepts that Iran will negotiate on their 10 point plan, the US will negotiate within the 15 point plan. Which likely means that the negotiations will revolve around turning those different points into a set of agreements where both sides hash it out.
Girafferage@reddit
The terms are wild and the US will never actually agree. Even if we do, Israel won't. This is all just trump manipulating the market to make himself wealthier.
Short-Personality398@reddit
That 10 point plan includes a ceasefire in Lebanon.
FuzzzyRam@reddit
Iran turned down all American and Pakistani deals, Trump pretended something with Pakistan led to the latest TACO - but we all know he blinked first.
ninjaluvr@reddit
TACO
Serious_Yard4262@reddit
What does this mean? I've been seeing it everywhere
SergeantThreat@reddit
Trump Always Chickens Out
7222_salty@reddit
Yes and no. I think if you read their statement they are saying something along the lines of “no ceasefire unless you stop first. Also - we were glad to hear you’ve accepted our terms as the basis for a discussion”.
PilgrimOz@reddit
“Steadily, strongly and powerfully…..” Trump wrote this not the Pakistani PM. The words sound like a Trump speech. This is all BS and the Pakistanis and Iran are probably scratching their heads at this whole schamozzle.
Mother-Remove4986@reddit
Ton of disinfo trying to get engagements going around
play_images@reddit
No mention of Lebanon which makes this post completely pointless
Yo-Yo-Ha@reddit
It's TACO Tuesday!
Ok_Eggplant_6973@reddit
You have to be a great actor to be president.
Efficient_Exchange44@reddit
Does Iran know about this?
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
Yes they agreed to it, after China forced them to
Sad_Math5598@reddit
Do you have any basis for that or is that just 100% conjecture
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/world/asia/china-iran-cease-fire.html
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/08/us-iran-ceasefire-brokered-by-pakistan-and-china/89512459007/
AwkwardTickler@reddit
23 day old account with negative karma. Not as pathetic as trump. But keep trying. You literally have to.
REVENAUT13@reddit
☝🏼This might be the most important factor here.
LocationAcademic1731@reddit
Nope.
dadbod_Azerajin@reddit
They sent our a message pretty much saying hes a lying bitch and they havnt agreed to anything
justtinyquestions@reddit
That’s not what NYT is reporting
Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit
🤣🤣🤣BRO uses NYT as primary source
justtinyquestions@reddit
Their breaking news is fine
FrankDuhTank@reddit
Don’t mind the terminally online, nyt has clear biases but is rarely factually inaccurate
escapefromburlington@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
MaternalFornicator2@reddit
Fuck that billionaire mouthpiece.
justtinyquestions@reddit
I wasn’t endorsing NYT or anything, man
hatecirclejerks@reddit
Who owns nyt for me real quick?
justtinyquestions@reddit
Farnaz Fassihi is the reporter reporting the following, via NYT:
April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter
Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
hatecirclejerks@reddit
I didn't ask who posted it, I asked who owns the nyt?
idkmyotherusername@reddit
Where? Am seeing lots of articles they agreed.
dadbod_Azerajin@reddit
We caved as ongoing negotiations via tweets and ai videos was still ongoing
WE AGREED TO IRANS PROPOSALS. they get enrichment and no sanctions and control of the strait. They’re arguably better off than before
-OooWWooO-@reddit
Kind of weird that they're agreeing with it then.
Groovychick1978@reddit
"if conditions are met"
There are 10 conditions.
Immediate and total cessation of all hostilities, permanently
Withdrawal of Iranian forces from Lebanon.
$2 million tolls for every ship going through the strait
Complete cessation of all sanctions against Iran
And so on. Go read them.
-OooWWooO-@reddit
Not what his statement says. The US and Iran dont have to agree to each other's plans for a ceasefire. They agree that the 10 point plan and the 15 point plan will the basis of negotiations.
LocationAcademic1731@reddit
Even if they had agreed, he’s still a lying bitch haha, that is never going to change. Once a lying bitch always a lying bitch.
Best_Insect4741@reddit
Do you have a source for that?
exhaustedanalyst@reddit
Does Israel agree to the ceasefire as well?
TRS80487@reddit
Since the Gaza ceasefire Israel has killed over 750 Palestinians. So Israel agreeing to a ceasefire is meaningless
Main_Firefighter1593@reddit
Yes they did
SuperBaconjam@reddit
That is dated for tomorrow.
Edit: ope, read the edit.
Unhappy-Long2168@reddit
I hope so, he intends to consummate
BadGroundNoise@reddit
He doesn't exactly have a track record of getting consent for that
Malalang@reddit
When you're famous, they let you do it.
Ecstatic_Bee6067@reddit
Just grab Iran by the highly enriched Urussy
Wheres_my_wank_sock@reddit
Iran gave them that 10 point plan in the past week so I'm cautiously optimistic.
Short-Personality398@reddit
It includes having authority over the strait and ability to charge and decide who goes through it. That plan? It also includes a ceasefire in Lebanon
justtinyquestions@reddit
Yes, NYT reporting that they have explicitly agreed
catzzzzzzzzzz@reddit
I am only seeing that Trump is “agreeing” to negotiations from earlier this week before he threatened to kill them all. I haven’t see anything saying irans leadership is agreeing.
justtinyquestions@reddit
Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 7:23 p.m. ET12 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter
Iran’s foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, said in a statement that Iran has agreed to Pakistan’s proposal for a cease-fire and that attacks against Iran are halted, Iran will also “cease their defensive operation. For a period of two weeks, safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz will be possible via coordinating with Iran’s Armed Forces.”
Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter
Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
Short-Personality398@reddit
Cease their defensive operations probably means they will continue to decide which countries are allowed passage and will continue to charge for passage
AffectedRipples@reddit
Probably why is says "subject to the Republic of Iran agreeing".
justtinyquestions@reddit
They have agreed
AffectedRipples@reddit
I haven't seen anything that has said they have agreed to it.
justtinyquestions@reddit
Farnaz Fassihi April 7, 2026, 6:50 p.m. ET45 minutes ago Farnaz FassihiInternational reporter
Iran accepted Pakistan’s two-week cease-fire proposal following frantic diplomatic efforts by Pakistan and last-minute intervention by China, a key ally, asking Iran to show flexibility and defuse tensions, and amid growing concerns about the economic devastation from damages to critical infrastructure, according to three Iranian officials. They said the cease-fire was approved by the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei.
Short-Personality398@reddit
Are they agreeing to free (no tolls)passage for all flags for 2 weeks and no tolls? Their 10 point peace plan also included cease fire in Lebanon. Is that still a requirement?
AffectedRipples@reddit
Well shoot, there we go. Thank you.
justtinyquestions@reddit
Yep!
-OooWWooO-@reddit
Yes.
Thebluefairie@reddit
Yea they seem to be against the two week thing.
Vernknight50@reddit
So he can say they broke the two week cease fire they never agreed to? That sounds about right.
DreamWeaver80@reddit
This was my very first thought.
yellowjackethokie@reddit
Of course not. But we live in the land of make believe now where the President of The United States just openly tweets his version of reality.
butbro45@reddit
Really? Consummated?
Muricanmoose@reddit
We got "EVERYTHING " we're WIENERS.
Due-Quiet8165@reddit
Never got all the TACO stuff. Don’t get me wrong I hate Trump but wouldn’t we be more pissed if he had decide to continue leveling Iran?
NovaHellfire345@reddit
There it is! A hint of critical thinking in a sea of reddit hatred. Thank you! Redditors like to position themselves so no matter what they can appear or feel morally superior when in fact they are just nay-sayers with no stance.
Trump bombs Iran: "My gas prices"
Trump still bombing Iran a month later: "He lost the war"
Trump threatens destroying a civilization: "Warcrime"
Trump doesnt destroy civilization: "TACO"
Youre allowed to think what he is doing is crazy but its painfully obvious many people dont have an actual good opinion and are just anti-whatever Trump does. Whats sad is how predictable its gotten.
ItzAMeLuigiii@reddit
Critical_Function540@reddit
This shit is so childish. Going low doesn’t make you tough, it just makes you look like a weak sauce version of the side we’re supposed to be against. It also doesn’t really make sense either. He chickened out of what? Destruction of an entire country? Or did he find out the straight is reopening, meaning his unhinged threats worked! Either way the chicken out thing doesn’t really apply here.
ItzAMeLuigiii@reddit
Childish is the only language these people speak
Critical_Function540@reddit
It’s a lefty circlejerk. Let’s not pretend like any communication with the right is occurring at this point.
No_Rain8512@reddit
This is true, but do we think it's a good idea to make fun of him for not launching a genocide?
AlashC@reddit
The AI image is dumb but every TACO has been good news for the world and worthy of celebration. It originated with his BS tariff threats.
Critical_Function540@reddit
AI is the shit The image is a sad attempt at maga humor And way to dodge OPs question
Ancient_Weakness699@reddit
Yes, I don't think "TACO" applies here. He "chickened out" using nukes? 😬
danielledelacadie@reddit
We need a split screen version. That's the left panel and the other is someone telling a group of people "...and that's why we weren't worried"
PartyLikeIts536@reddit
What is the point of this stupid image
Spare-Ant7119@reddit
To demonstrate he is a pathological liar.
PartyLikeIts536@reddit
Definitely wouldn't have gotten that without the stupid ai image of him holding a taco. Thanks, it's all so clear now.
AlashC@reddit
TACO stands for Trump Always Chickens Out. It originated with his tariff threats that he would make and then backpedal on. He is likely doing this to manipulate the stock market, and that’s why people started using the term TACO when he makes empty threats.
Spare-Ant7119@reddit
My pleasure
Old_Smell_2913@reddit
Became a taco
Soiled myself again and then
Went to bed dirty
Fireinthehole13@reddit
I’ve never heard of a single sided cease fire ?
VayGray@reddit
What's with the date and time in his post?
AlphaO4@reddit (OP)
Im in UTC+2 timezone
VayGray@reddit
I'm talking about the date and time on Trump's post doesn't matter where you are in America I read this at 4:00 p.m. so even if it was East Coast time this would be 8 hours ahead when he posted this How does that make sense?
AlphaO4@reddit (OP)
I have some earth shattering news… I’m not in America. UTC +2 means Eastern Time +6 or PST/PDT +9
VayGray@reddit
I have some earth-shattering news from you It was posted on his page This was posted from him so that date would be him posting at that time I know earth-shattering
AlphaO4@reddit (OP)
This has to be ragebait…
VayGray@reddit
Again I'm never on truth social. When I post something on social media it shows my time. So for you it would be 12 hrs behind time stamped. Why does his post show your time?
VayGray@reddit
I forgot a comma after the word 'are', I didn't presume you were in America. You're saying he posted this from the East Coast at YOUR time 12 sonething? Why would his post show your time? I clearly don't understand. I have never been on truth social. When I see a tweet or a social media post, it typically shows the time the poster posted in relation to where they are. It would show his content then just after 8 on the bottom. Is truth social different? This may be a woosh moment for me but it literally would have taken a second to understand why I was asking.
charredwalls@reddit
Agreed to all of Iran’s 10 point plan. Why did soldiers die for this agreement?
DissedFunction@reddit
so people with access to insider govt info could make lots of money?
revan12281996@reddit
Part of irans response
Street_Moose1412@reddit
The US is lifting sanctions, paying reparations, and allowing uranium enrichment?
That's the deal?
Mother-Remove4986@reddit
Nope, Iran came out with a newer 10 point which only calls for ceasing of hostilities against it and it's allies
YeetedApple@reddit
As i'm reading things right now, the ceasefire won't be renewed past these next two weeks unless the US agrees to the demands is Iran's stance. Can't imagine the US agreeing to them.
charredwalls@reddit
To any of them.
tommyohohoh@reddit
It also says they continue control of the Straight.
Valraan@reddit
And allegedly withdrawing US forces from the entire region
Taco Tuesday
can-i-be-real@reddit
Can we just put Khamenei and his leadership group and Trump and his cabinet on an island and drop a bomb on all of them and see if Iran and the U.S. are both better off?
solidsnakeskywalker@reddit
Limp_Mongoose_7482@reddit
More likely a copy pasting error from an LLM by the PR team. They wouldn't have to send out the exact word to word tweet from Washington now, would they.
No-Impress-2096@reddit
"Steadily, strongly and powerfully"
Who the hell talks like that? Lol. Smells like Trump from miles away.
sir_duckingtale@reddit
I really don’t care how that was ceasefire was achieved
I’m a just glad it was achieved
retromobile@reddit
Our government is a bunch of raccoons in an overcoat, acting as if no one can tell.
Mrepeck@reddit
Naw, racoons are waaayyy smarter
huelorxx@reddit
And cuter
DecisionOk474@reddit
You’d be a fool to think these things aren’t pre-staged. There is nothing to see here….
Cleetus_Cornhusker@reddit
TACO
Chucking100s@reddit
Israel already violated the ceasefire and has resumed bombing Lebanon
JofoTheDingoKeeper@reddit
It must be Taco Tuesday
Dead_Inside50@reddit
Minute-Complex-2055@reddit
“Double sided” what an absolute moron, with an insufferable and insane cult.
Just_the_questions1@reddit
Aaaaand the cease-fire is already broken.
LilRedHeadGuy@reddit
This won't last 24 hours
whoopercheesie@reddit
Base on what Ive seen as the ten points... This looks like major strategic blow to both the USA and Israel. But off way more than he can chew.
TouchAltruistic@reddit
Where are you based OP, that it's already April 8th?
HotelDisastrous288@reddit
So at the end of two weeks Trump is going to sleep with the Ayatollah?
Cryowatt@reddit
Talking with a country over social media has the same energy as dumping your GF via email.
Icy_Issue_3468@reddit
JC2535@reddit
Trump is as easy to read as a Baywatch Billboard.
Fire and Fury till the two minute mark and then the TACO.
Lather Rinse Repeat…
But this won’t stop gas from going to $15 a gallon.
We get all the downside and none of the upside of this whole situation.
Now we have to go all in on electric vehicles and mini nuclear reactors just to get affordable energy.
There’s clearly no plan to open the Straight.
This is going to go on and on and on…
xTex1E37x@reddit
Why's the date say the 8th?
FauxPatina@reddit
His "ceasefire" will be over by tomorrow - this is obviously propaganda to save ass. There were no diplomatic talks.
davyangel@reddit
Obviously since he keeps killing anyone willing to talk!
Aqua_Impura@reddit
It says in the post, “Subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran ageeing to…”. Iran hasn’t agreed to shit. It would be funny if it wasn’t so ridiculous.
FauxPatina@reddit
Another Lego music video is inbound, no doubt..
iveseensomethings82@reddit
Time to pump the market again
deiprep@reddit
Excuse me that’s for the weekend not tomorrow /s
new2bay@reddit
He didn’t even write this post. This is just an excuse to 🌮.
Shantih3x@reddit
He's gonna break it the moment Wall Street closes for the weekend.
Its_a_mad_world_@reddit
Apparently the Middle East didn’t get the memo on the ceasefire. They’re still going at it.
goodfleance@reddit
...."consummate?".....
Elon_is_a_Nazi@reddit
What an absolute waterhead. The agreement terrorist trump wants is the same fucking agreement we already had. Trump is literally one of the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. Reads and writes at a 2nd grade level and if he wasnt born into wealth. He'd be that mental disabled slow adult you see at kroger collecting carts
theking4mayor@reddit
Sell your stock at the top tomorrow morning because by noon Iran will say it's not true.
bobolly@reddit
I'm confused on this date and time.Where in the world did this come from
Doc891@reddit
ill believe it when we dont bomb them in the next few hours. But if this is real, then both sides are posturing so they look like winners. My guess is theres only some truth in every sides view and we wont know the real deal until a few years have passed. Otherwise its just gonna fall apart and we'll be back at 5 seconds to midnight another day. Im not doing well psychologically, having been preparing to hear the worst tonight, so im gonna go breathe and do something to help my body come back to center. For those of you like me, Id recommend doing the same. Hug your family, watch a fun movie, eat some good food, and let your body process.
Pontiacsentinel@reddit
Marvel Wonder Man season 1 here.
TanneriteTed@reddit
Ghosts and probably St. Dennis for me tonight.
LTPRWSG420@reddit
DTF St. Louis, weird ass show, not really my cup of tea.
Gygax_the_Goat@reddit
❤️🙋🏽
PetuniaPicklePepper@reddit
I sincerely hoping this isn't a (jk) moment, and we are near the end of this nightmare.
empw@reddit
So we just gave up and agreed to this ridiculous ten-point plan? What a fucking failure.
Such-Nebula@reddit
The US lost. Trump or Netanyahu will likely still attempt something after the ceasefire like the cowards they are, but Iran has shown the world that the US is a paper tiger when up against a real military.
empw@reddit
I was with ya until "real military" lol
Such-Nebula@reddit
Who was firing missiles at targets the last few weeks? Civilians?
LTPRWSG420@reddit
Fuck this guy
Dude-Good@reddit
ARazorbacks@reddit
Apparently Iran is currently shooting missiles at the UAE and Israel. It seems the ceasefire was between Trump and a script Pakistan was told to post on social media.
SuperBaconjam@reddit
That is dated for tomorrow
RiteRev@reddit
TACO Tuesday
SquirrelyMcNutz@reddit
Why is it always two fucking weeks? Every goddamn thing is always two weeks.
whaticism@reddit
Clearly you’ve never worked with construction guys before
No_Opening9605@reddit
TACO
Pop-Pop68@reddit
A ceasefire in which both sides will be actively firing upon the other. What Trump says is always complete and utter bullshit.
BassMaster516@reddit
There’s no way Iran would agree to that. Theyre just gonna use the time to reset and bomb them harder. You can’t trust a word trump says. Israel has been in a ceasefire with Hamas for months but they’re still killing children for no reason.
It literally doesn’t benefit them at all to agree to a ceasefire
justtinyquestions@reddit
Have you read anything about this?
Short-Personality398@reddit
Irans 10 point plan is very beneficial to Iran.
BassMaster516@reddit
Just reading the news why? What should I have read?
pryoslice@reddit
They could use that time to move their drones from storage into launch locations?
BassMaster516@reddit
Sure but I feel like they have momentum snd trump is dealing with some embarrassing setbacks. There’s the perception that trump is begging for a ceasefire idk
SmileMoreBuddy@reddit
Mmmmm TACO 😋
bnozi@reddit
Sooo
plebbtc@reddit
What does a one sided ceasefire look like?
TurnipSensitive4944@reddit
Yeah i doubt this lasts
AckAckZeroPointZero@reddit
Just read iran's proposal. It's hilariously one-sided and ensures a massive victory for Iran and further embarrassment for taco Donny.
lml__lml@reddit
Art of the deal
WisePotatoChip@reddit
Ring the 🌮🔔!
Chief-_-Wiggum@reddit
The ol classic... 1 sided ceasefire. Aka it's TACO Tuesday!
phoenixrisen69@reddit
TACO
Due_Statement9998@reddit
💩🍫💩
kroqus@reddit
So who really wrote that? The grammar and syntax is way off for him.
SurprisedWildebeest@reddit
Right? It’s readable, and there’s no deranged ranting
Bolts66@reddit
Taco Tuesday ! Taco Bell should capitalize on this guy ! It's like clockwork ...
BWest829@reddit
They don’t own the copy right for taco Tuesday and they can’t use it in advertising
SummerDonNah@reddit
But they could call it Taco Bellsday and look like geniuses
CelticSith@reddit
It’s a double win. He always Tacos and his face looks like your toilet bowl after eating Taco Bell
LightVapor@reddit
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
rvingthrulife@reddit
Translation: I chickened out as usual and now I'm lying my fat ass off to save face.
MallVirtual7538@reddit
Love watching him beta jester in the face of such colossal and momentous L
DarlasServant@reddit
There were no talks. This was market manipulation for profit. It totally stressed out millions of people across the world.
dnhs47@reddit
TACO
Longj_Carpenter7969@reddit
100 percent he didn't write this tweet. It's his handlers trying to save face before he get the 25th amendment pulled on him.
maru_tyo@reddit
There is no way in hell he wrote this, especially if you compare it to the batshit lunatic tweets we got for the last few weeks.
Grammar is way too clean, no spelling errors as well and the whole tone isn’t Trump.
pathf1nder00@reddit
Bubbly-Charity-8617@reddit
Mossad false flag operation incoming.....
Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit
“Iranian state broadcasting agency IRIB listed the following conditions that the U.S. is fundamentally commited to under the ceasefire agreement:
No aggression
Continued Iranian control over the Strait of Hormuz
Acceptance of enrichment
Lifting all primary sanctions
Lifting all secondary sanctions
Ending all Security Council resolutions
Ending all Board of Governors resolutions
Paying compensation to Iran Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region
Ceasing all wars on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon”
Fatty_Willing_Plane@reddit
Both sides are contradicting each other and laying terms the other side would never agree to…
bearinsac@reddit
As I read this there are early missile warnings in southern Israel.
Limeyjon@reddit
Taco Tuesday!!
Admirable-Strike-311@reddit
Iran called his bluff now Donald has to figure out how to spin this as a victory.
sillybob86@reddit
Well, it is TACO Tuesday.
Today I'm trying veggie only, how about y'all?
Ilfixit1701@reddit
Taco Tuesday
Rough-Adeptness-6670@reddit
Dude is a double-sided dildo without the ability to pleasure either party.
redmask333@reddit
So should I buy 5 bucks of ExxonMobil stock on my cash app or not? I really don't know how this works
amsterdamcoffee@reddit
TACO Trump always chickens out
Theone2324@reddit
Total victory tbh
SeeItOnVHS@reddit
Authoritaye@reddit
One of those double sided ceasefires eh? Does he even know that most deals require both parties to abide by the terms?
Fuzzy-Dragonfruit151@reddit
Admit defear you fujing bum!
Odd_Reputation_4000@reddit
Too weaks.
Raven_Photography@reddit
A two week ceasefire asked for by the Pakistanis. Iran has been asked by Pakistan to open the Strait for two weeks as a ‘goodwill’ gesture. We’ll see what happens but I bet we’re right back here in two weeks.
Rescuepets777@reddit
If this is true, use the two weeks to get this fucking nut job and his administration out of office.
captainrustic@reddit
Taco
HexpronePlaysPoorly@reddit
Wow, Trump has ended his tenth war--what a statesman!
RunMysterious6380@reddit
TACO
kingofhearts778@reddit
So just long enough for Iran to reload?
Andr1yTheOne@reddit
This fuck needs to go bros
Planeandaquariumgeek@reddit
Anddddd it’s literally TACO Tuesday
Frankfactor517@reddit
HawkeyeByMarriage@reddit
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MenaFWM@reddit
Fucking TACO…America is a joke
ohlongjohnson25@reddit
TACO Tuesday
Indianstanicows@reddit
Impressive that Pakistan has been able to achieve this, India could have been more useful alas they did not have the diplomatic teeth, nor the regional cultural connections to have an impact.
Certain_Race_6829@reddit
I’m not mad about the TACO. Peace be with Iran.
RoyalChris@reddit
Taco tuesday, as expected. Does Iran know about this, though?