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TurboAnal5000@reddit

This is either going to age very poorly or be hilarious in one hour

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Chowdaaair@reddit

They agreed to the ceasefire and the straight will be open, at least for a couple weeks

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NicoAtWar@reddit

For only a fraction of the traffic and with a fat toll for Iran. If the war ends like this it's an Iranian victory. Compared to pre war, Iran secured a new revineu stream and US gained nothing.

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Split_Pea_Vomit@reddit

Yeah, just ignore the part where the entire regime was smoked, replaced, and smoked again, not to mention destroying 90 percent of their weapons.

🙄🙄🙄

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prediction: we obliterate a ton of infrastructure leading to a comms blackout and lack of power for basically the entire country, this is inconvenient for the average IRGC personnel, and really annoying for the vast majority of civilians, at best making them more sour towards the US, and does basically nothing at all to stop the attacks or blockades

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Comfortable-Ad5088@reddit

dawg its over already. trump always chickens out.

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Wazards@reddit

So about this comment lol

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make_reddit_great@reddit

ALL YOUR STRAITS ARE BELONG TO IRAN

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MediocreFox@reddit

Well, they wouldn't accept the gays.

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Swurphey@reddit

Maduro

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ADGx27@reddit

Look how well that ended. The “us picked” government is not the US’ slave like Trump wanted

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OptimusDime@reddit

It never works as planned. I don’t know why every president thinks “this is it. It’s going to work when I do it”

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Longenuity@reddit

Not if they form human chains around all their infrastructure

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Qulox@reddit

As long as they are not schoolchildren it will be fine. Childrens seem to be magnets of the US and That other country's missiles.

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KneeDeepInTheDead@reddit

https://media.tenor.com/TGlvWmUw-qMAAAAM/anime-glasses.gif

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ZyklonFart@reddit

This is how we can still win!

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

Hilarious because trump agreed to a 2 week peace deals hes all talk 😂

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urethrafranklin97@reddit

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Lukthar123@reddit

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julysniperx@reddit

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FREEHELlCOPTERRlDES@reddit

Trump suspends Iran attack for two weeks, subject to Hormuz Strait opening

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Technical-Earth-3254@reddit

!remindme 1 hour

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Vall3y@reddit

The threat on the power plants did it's job. Ceasefire is just an easier pill to swallow for Iran so they can claim they won. The retards will believe the IRGC psyop

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ruggerb0ut@reddit

The strait was already open before that retard. This will continue on into infinity, Iran won't treat this as a cease of hostilities, to them its strengths their position and reinforces the fact that they are impervious to a limp wristed president.

If a president says Iran will be completely destroyed, they should be completely destroyed and that's all it's gonna be. Trump TACO'd, it makes the US look like a weak old man.

If you start a war, end it.

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Vall3y@reddit

Here's the retarded taking point 'oh but he said x and then did y 😭😭😭'. Sorry that you hate your president mate, but trump will do whats right for the US

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ExplosiveMachine@reddit

This has to be trolling

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Clawless@reddit

Look around this thread, the bots have been put into high alert.

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Mexican_Hippo@reddit

What did the US gain besides more expensive oil?

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CreasingUnicorn@reddit

But the straight was already open before the US did anything, we are just back to the status that we were at 3 months ago before any shots were fired.

Except now we are $200 billion dollars poorer, a dozen US soldiers are dead, and hundreds of Iranians are dead too.

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Weepinbellend01@reddit

hundreds

Probably thousands. Dozens of missile depots, S2A missiles, towed artillery, dozens of jets and aircraft.

We’ve crippled the air defenses of Iran for the next few years. I don’t think people appreciate just how much damage we did in a month.

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Jack_Krauser@reddit

Ok? Real life geopolitics isn't one of your video games where you count up kills and see who won. What strategic objectives did we accomplish? We are weaker against China than we were two months ago.

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axelkoffel@reddit

Not to mention that with Chamenei getting old and people more often protesting, Iran perhaps was on its path to change the regime and slowly turn things for the better.
Thanks to Trump, that's not the case anymore. Nothing strengthens regimes more than the external enemy. Especially the one that bombs a school full of children on day 1.

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fosterslager1889@reddit

They weren't on path to change the regime you moron. Any protest in Iran is met with machinegun fire...

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axelkoffel@reddit

I'm a "moron" for understanding, that the path to the regime change is complex and not easy? If regime has to use brutal force against the protesters, that itself is a sign that the regime is getting weak.
Strong regimes don't have to deal with protests. Or even allow controlled protests to happen, because they don't feel any threat from the protesters. Strong regimes keep people in check just with propaganda and dismantle any attempt to organize serious protests with secret police, before they even happen.

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fosterslager1889@reddit

Protests have happened before and it resulted in nothing happening except for protesters dying.

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axelkoffel@reddit

And yet people keep protesting and dying for it, so they obviously see some sense in that. Unless you believe that you know the situation in Iran better than the Iranians that live there.

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fosterslager1889@reddit

I'm not saying that. I'm saying that to say they're on the path to the regime change is stupid when they've been protesting before and it's always just led to there deaths. To say they're on the path to regime change is basically like saying we're on the path to setting up a moon base. Like sure we'll probably get there eventually, but it's not happening any time soon.

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axelkoffel@reddit

From what I've heard, Iran had procedures ready to choose the next leader in a bit more democratic, parliamentary way. Far from the western standards of democracy ofc, but still it would be a small step.
But Chamenei didn't die from natural causes, he was killed by enemies. So now he's replaced with even bigger radicals.

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fosterslager1889@reddit

No one knows if he's replaced by even bigger radicals though. Everything you're just doing is guess work.

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axelkoffel@reddit

I'm using logic. There are always different political fractions, even in regimes like Iran. And the most common moot point in every country is whether we should be more radical, more nationalist - or more cosmopolitan and try go get along with the rest of the world. This political division happens in in every single country on Earth.

And Trump just proved to Iran, that their radicals were right, the threat is real, the West is evil. At the very least, USA could be more precise with their attacks and only target military objects. But they started from bombarding school full of children, then killed more civilians, destroyed civilian infrastructure. And then Trump threatened to end their whole civilization, whatever that was supposed to mean.

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NegativeVega@reddit

We need to defend israel down the last american soldier, chud.

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Wemorg@reddit

Iran wasn't a threat to the US. Meanwhile you burned through years of expensive missile stock piles, which were needed for a war with china.

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Weepinbellend01@reddit

war with China

China is never ever getting into a war with the US. They will NEVER invade Taiwan. You’ve been watching too many alarmist YouTube channels who sell lies and clickbait.

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Wemorg@reddit

China will ALWAYS invade Taiwan. You’ve been watching too many alarmist YouTube channels who sell lies and clickbait.

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Templar113113@reddit

You are both wrong China is going to get australia first and without shotting a single round.

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HitEscForSex@reddit

Please forget the fact that the US actually agreed to start enriching uraniam again.

You know, the 'main' reason for the US to attack Iran. The US lost on all fronts.

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Weepinbellend01@reddit

Why are you going on the internet and just lying?

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fosterslager1889@reddit

They probably believe the AI videos.

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SlaveKnightSoman@reddit

Reddit when they spread misinformation.

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FizzleShake@reddit

Nothing has been agreed to yet other than pausing for negotiations

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Uvanimor@reddit

Damage that the US have agreed to pay back as part of the ceasefire agreement.

So yeah, well done on that one. Blew up a countries infrastructure and then agree to repay it and now the whole world is validated in thinking you're the most retarded country on earth and would rather do business with North Korea.

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

Damage that the US have agreed to pay back as part of the ceasefire agreement.

Why did you belive this statement true?

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Uvanimor@reddit

It’s a common agreement apart of any treaty? It would be heavily unlikely no reparations at all would be included in a ceasefire agreement.

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ooahupthera@reddit

It’s a common agreement apart of any treaty?

Not when you're the one dictating terms retard

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SlaveKnightSoman@reddit

Reddit when they spread misinformation.

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cell689@reddit

Source?

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rightoftexas@reddit

The US didn't say they agreed to that, Iran did.

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porrridge@reddit

Lets not forget Iranian navy, I never read anything about if enemy sailors are rescued or are we at the point in naval combat where sailors never survive?

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tortillaturban@reddit

Some were rescued by Sri Lanka but the US Navy left them all to drown

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LLMprophet@reddit

Those weren't even in combat.

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Snoot_Boot@reddit

This is so retarded. It's a modern submarine, they're not supposed to be in "combat"

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Typical-Assist2899@reddit

Still dead.

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OliviaAthmara@reddit

How does blowing up antiquated Iranian military equipment Make America Great Again? How could Iranian artillery and cold war era aircraft in any way threaten America? Only Israel benefits from this

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Weepinbellend01@reddit

No disagreement there.

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DisabledToaster1@reddit

Damage for what? The glory of Israel?

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sadacal@reddit

Who cares how much damage we did? We used up a lot of our missile stockpiles that will take years and billions of taxpayer dollars to replenish. Money that could have been spent on the American people or at least not added to our debt.

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Taken_Abroad_Book@reddit

Yeah but your ((greatest ally)) made some money

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Vall3y@reddit

Yes but Iran also lost all of its leadership and most of its military capabilities. and the uranium is burried deep underground. I dont think that was the case before the war

Also lol much more than hundreds of Iranians, it's probably somewhere in the thousands.

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lunacraz@reddit

good thing the iranians have short memories and will forget everything about this

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VampiroMedicado@reddit

Boom haha boom

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momojabada@reddit

The goal is to send a lasting impression on Iran of what a tiny fraction of US power can do if they don't listen.

The US is banking on Iran not forgetting it.

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lunacraz@reddit

yeah? like the US did in iraq and afghanistan?

or like what we did literally last year in Iran? man that sure deterred them

are you 13?

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momojabada@reddit

Iraq and Afghanistan were country building exercises and occupations.
Iran has been strategic strikes on key infrastructure.
Iran has yet to be able to advance their nuclear program thanks to strikes last year and this year.

Strikes sure didn't do anything.
Are you 12 ?

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lunacraz@reddit

Iraq and Afghanistan were country building exercises and occupations.

cool how did that work out?

Iran has yet to be able to advance their nuclear program thanks to strikes last year and this year.

oh yeah? thanks to strikes last year? good thing hat wasnt a justification for our strikes again this year, right? oh wait, i dont even know what the point of 200B and throwing away american lives was

good thing we did everything we set out to accomplish which was... checks notes a power vacuum to allow even a more of an authoritarian leader where nothing will change until we, and as you put it, start a "country building exercise" lmfao i cant even say that phrase with a straight face

the only thing we did was prove we are falliable AGAIN

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momojabada@reddit

You're making a strawman as if I am justifying "country building". Which is not the point of making the distinction between Iraq/Iran.

At this time, Iran war is not going towards any country building, a term I didn't invent, it's a term widely used to describe US activities in the middle east since its invasions after 9/11.

Yes, Iran started working on a nuke again. If they start working on another nuke program next year, the whole world and especially regional adversaries sure hope the US will bomb that new program again.

Them starting again from 0 doesn't negate the effectiveness of the first strikes. Since it restarted their progress on their nuclear program. Which was the goal. The overarching goal to completely stop Iran from pursuing nuclear weapons is another thing entirely.

Authoritarian or not doesn't mean anything to US goals in the region, and everybody knows it, as long as the new leadership is easier to deal with by either being easier to force concessions out of them, or too unstable to continue advancing as a growing regional power.

A weak ultra-authoritarian Iran is better for the US, and especially Israel which are the ones behind all this, than a stronger less authoritarian Iran. The US government paying lip service to the "hero uprising" of Iranian people means just as little as the lip service paid to afghan fighters back in the day.

The US and especially Israeli special interests are quite content with destabilizing Iran for the next 2-3 decades. The goal isn't to help Iran become a better country, it's to help Israel in oppressing the entire region.

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Baderkadonk@reddit

No one doubted the ability of the US to bomb things. We do it all the time. You act like Iran wanted this war, but they didn't.

The world now knows that Iran has a lot of leverage over the global energy markets and can use that leverage even while being constantly attacked with overwhelming force.

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momojabada@reddit

If Iran accepts the ceasefire, they've shown the threat to its infrastructure is real enough to negate their blockage of the strait.

The new Iran leadership seems to be less of a completely idiotic suicidal regime than many who would just have invited the US to strike its plants without care to its citizens.

So the world now knows Iran isn't batshit enough to actually commit suicide on a country sized level, and Iran believes the US actually has the capability of destroying most of it without boots on the ground.

The threat to Iran's regional power that the bombing of its infrastructure represents is great enough on its own to make a land occupation irrelevant. Regional adversaries would occupy parts of a crippled Iran making a real recovery of its government impossible.

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moose_dad@reddit

cope

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SaltandSulphur40@reddit

Actual NPCs

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G4ndalf1@reddit

Cope harder, retard

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Spencev@reddit

Same place we were 3 months ago but gas prices in my area went up about 35-40 percent

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_invalidusername@reddit

Also don't forget Iran is now charging to pass the strait and will make billions a year from it

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KingPhilipIII@reddit

Deal catastrophic damage to their military capabilities.

Annihilare their upper echelons of leadership, erasing decades of experienced administrators

Make the country far, far more susceptible to internal strife and potential overthrow while admitting we’re arming partisans

“Bro nothing changed”

Stop swallowing propaganda or stop being stupid. Only an idiot would believe nothing has changed.

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HitEscForSex@reddit

Actually agree to Iran continueing to enrich uraniam again, which was the biggest reason for this 'war'.

TACO

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KingPhilipIII@reddit

Government lies about why they went to war

In other news, water is wet.

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TheFlaskQualityGuy@reddit

Massive win for the Israelis.

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nnuunn@reddit

We needed to use up the inventory so we can buy new stuff from the military-industrial complex

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__El_Presidente__@reddit

Haven't they imposed a toll on passage through the strait? Because if so, Iran won. Also being bombed by the US trying to overthrow your regime and surviving that (ans humiliating the US daily) is enough of a victory already lmao.

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aijaman3000@reddit

This American W, is it in the room with us right now?

His agreement to a ceasefire is opening the strait, which was already open prior to the war he started. Fucking military genius this guy

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Vall3y@reddit

Yes but Iran also lost all of its leadership and most of its military capabilities. and the uranium is burried deep underground. I dont think that was the case before the war

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Careful-Evening-5187@reddit

Yes but Iran also lost all of its leadership and most of its military capabilities.

lmao

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Vall3y@reddit

They did, and you're coping https://www.nbcnews.com/data-graphics/iran-war-drones-missile-strikes-military-attack-capabilities-rcna263382

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cXs808@reddit

article talking about how they are wreaking havoc of everyone literally up to the day the article was posted

mmk

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aijaman3000@reddit

Can't make this up. Guy is living in delulu land. But apparently we are IRGC bots.

This is what happens when you get your worldview from Truth Social. Facts no longer matter just keep chugging and dont activate that gag reflex

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Vall3y@reddit

Iran forced into a opening the strait under threat of total obliteration

oH mY gOd IrAn iS wInNiNg

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stealingyourundiz@reddit

Lmao the strait was open before the orange tardo started Aipac Fury. And now Iran keeps control over it and gets to tax ships going through

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Vall3y@reddit

Yes but also before Iran Gets Fucked Fury the ayatollah supreme leader was alive and his son wasnt a veg. The entire leadership and their replacement got taken out. Airforce navy and antiair gone bye bye. Missile capability down by 70%. And the uranium buried deep underground

Iran is so humiliated that they can't even include Lebanon in the cease fire. Now Israel will continue in dismantling their precious Hezballah during this "cease fire". Get fucked iran

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stealingyourundiz@reddit

All of that is literally irrelevant. And even if it was true, then why would trump accept a ceasefire? Missiles are still up and going, and the irgc command structure is specifically designed not to need a centralised leadership. The war started by Epstein Fury was to -remove the regime -steal the uranium -stop the ballistic program

None of that has been achieved, and on top of that now iran is taxing the strait. Anything else is literally cope. And its not me saying that, but literally everyone in Israeli media

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cXs808@reddit

(strait was already open lol)

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Vall3y@reddit

Yes but also before Iran Gets Fucked Fury the ayatollah supreme leader was alive and his son wasnt a veg. The entire leadership and their replacement got taken out. Airforce navy and antiair gone bye bye. Missile capability down by 70%. And the uranium buried deep underground

Iran is so humiliated that they can't even include Lebanon in the cease fire. Now Israel will continue in dismantling their precious Hezballah during this "cease fire". Get fucked iran

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KillahHills10304@reddit

So we accomplished reaching a slightly worse state of affairs than if none of this had ever happened, as now Iran has been acknowledged to have full control over said strait. This is in addition to Iran having sanctions lifted and collecting ship tolls on their terms. Wow, what brilliant 5D chess, all those tens of billions of dollars and thousands of dead people for what?

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Vall3y@reddit

If you look at how iran got demolished and then forced into a ceasefire and the thing they are better off now, what sanctions lifted what are you talking about holy. Did i trigger the IRGC psyop emergency button

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BongWaterRamen@reddit

You probably have this copied so you can paste it when anyone says wtf did we accomplish exactly?

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Vall3y@reddit

I copy pasted this twice in this thread because 2 people repeated the exact same IRGC nonsense talking point

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Le3mine@reddit

While you're repeating the us talking points? It's textbook he said she said. The only thing they've managed to do is piss the people in the middle east even more and spur even more hate towards the us which in turn they'll use to justify yet another war in the middle east.

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KillahHills10304@reddit

Also strengthen China to appear as a stable and more level headed trading partner, endanger US citizens at home and abroad more than before as extremists of all kinds have plenty of examples to propagate new recruits, push US allies even further away as the US is now seen to be governed by a geriatric mad king surrounded by a bunch of incompetent morons, and push the US closer to a debt spiral as more talk of walking away from the petrodollar echoes. If nothing is done to rectify all these wrongs, the US is clearly a dying empire, copying Russias "do what we want or we will nuke you!" playbook.

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-MangoDown@reddit

We removed the biggest threat to the F35. Some old ass tomcats 😂

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aijaman3000@reddit

The question mark is how much damage Iran actually took. They obviously have strike capability across the Middle East continuing attacks so this 'complete obliteration' stuff is nonsense.

Who cares about the leadership, Israel could have done that on their own they are experts at targeted assassinations, rather than America doing it for Israel. For every one you kill there are 100 sheikhs waiting to take their place. Funny how the original goal was regime change and then goalposts moved lol.

The uranium plant was hit last year before the war am I missing something? Overall this is pretty humiliating for the US they should never have bothered, now they look impotent.

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Gohack@reddit

Israel doesn’t exist without the US.

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aijaman3000@reddit

Right. And your local politicians doesn't exist without AIPAC.

You are thinking logically, rather than how things work in practice

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Vall3y@reddit

See for yourself, you be the judge. Of course drone and missile attack wont reduce to 0 but the number of attacks has declined significantly. https://www.nbcnews.com/data-graphics/iran-war-drones-missile-strikes-military-attack-capabilities-rcna263382

The enriched uranium itself was targetted, and it is now supposedly burried under ruins and should take a while to recover.

The Iranian air defense also took a beating of course, in the entire duration they were able to take down only one american F15 plane. I dont think Russia will be quick to replenish their air defense, they need them themsleves for their own war

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Zeracheil@reddit

Yes, their military capabilities are done for, this time FOR SURE.

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andrewwm@reddit

Lol the terms of the ceasefire are hilariously pro-Iran. The IRGC owned Trump.

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Vall3y@reddit

The terms aren't agreed upon. You can tell his humiliated iran is because they couldn't even include Lebanon in the ceasefire. Israel will keep dismantling their pet army

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andrewwm@reddit

Yeah right. Iranians are partying in the streets and Israelis are having a sad on social media rn. Quit gooning so much to FoxNews.

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Vall3y@reddit

Because about half of Israelis hate Bibi as much as Americans hate trump. The other half is sad Israel can't keep fucking destroying Iran

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-fly_away-@reddit

damn some people are really really reaaaaaaally stupid

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Vall3y@reddit

Yes if they think the us lost the war

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roywilliams31@reddit

Yes and then they come on the internet and let everyone know

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Not2creativeHere@reddit

Exactly. Americans want this war to end so gas prices go back down. That’s fucking it. It’s only the media who gives a shit about a ‘win’ or ‘Trump said this, but then did that’. The Iranian military has been decimated and it will cost a fortune to rebuild that. Those monies will be diverted from the people and at their expense. An actual revolution could arise organically and topple the regime down the road. And if that doesn’t happen, if Iran plays ball with the U.S., oil sanctions would be lifted. This will fuck China too (a good thing) as they are buying Iranian oil cheaply due to sanctions.

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Insane level of copium inhaled when this was posted.

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Vall3y@reddit

True. If by copium you mean basedium

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ronmex7@reddit

A lotta wishcasting there

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Vall3y@reddit

Like sometimes I'm not sure whats the ratio of retards to psyop agents

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Correct_Doctor_1502@reddit

They literally didn't agree. Nothing was accomplished except people stopped talking about Trump and his friends being child raping serial killers

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Vall3y@reddit

They literally were forced into the cease fire. And if you unironically believe the epstein files distraction theory, I'm sorry for you

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Fab_iyay@reddit

How didn't they win? It seems trump agreed to at least some of their demands, they will seemingly start charging tolls on the strait (so thanks for that trump) and they crushed and deligitimized a rising opposition movement for free.

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Vall3y@reddit

They got forced into it. Where's the meme that irgc posted 'ain't opening shit'. What happened to that haha. Trump didn't agree to shit yet they will negotiate now. Taking IRGC word in face value is useless

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Insane Mossad psyop LMAO. Can't even open the strait, paper tiger fr

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_hjdk@reddit

Yay, you guys killed a 13 million years old man who was about to die in the coming month anyways, and made petrol 4$ a liter, total USA victory 👏👏👏

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TowerTrash@reddit

If the aggressor stops attacking, who are the defenders "ceasing fire" against?

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TheHeroChronic@reddit

Those innocent oil tankers from the rest of the world

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yobob591@reddit

Iran has gone radio silent last i checked and refused all ceasefires, they literally ignored the threats completely lol

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Sandylocks2412@reddit

He really is a fucking inept loser. Can the midterms come so he can become the lamest of ducks already?

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ezpzlemonsqueezz@reddit (OP)

The pakistanis of all people had to save Trump lmao

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

India couldn't do shit LMAO

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SlaveKnightSoman@reddit

Why would India want to do any shit with Iran?

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Because they're getting fucked by the lack of fuel? Stupid ass curry question.

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_-_--_--_-_@reddit

India gets the vast majority of their oil imports from russia since the start of the russo-ukrainian war. I don’t see how Modi wouldn’t welcome strife and conflict in the arab world - never stop your enemies while they are making a mistake.

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Giga curry cope.

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SlaveKnightSoman@reddit

What? India is not running out of fuel more than any country. India buys most of its fuel from Russia. India is most probably the least affected by all this Iran shit lol. Are you an illiterate P-word getting all your news from redditors?

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make_reddit_great@reddit

Pakistanis we're doing what they were told to do: https://x.com/i/status/2041622790298616241

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

Indians on suicide watch.

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slowamigo@reddit

🍇

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

God, since when did 4chan fall for fucking Iranian propaganda lmao

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KoalaOutrageous8166@reddit

Did you expect 4chan to support Israel? The home country of their favourite ethnic group?

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

The shalom propaganda getting boring.

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ronmex7@reddit

It's fun, you should try it sometime

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andrewwm@reddit

He's definitely falling for propaganda, just not the Iranian kind

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

Fuck maybe I will. It would beat having to see retarded Redditors scream about how awesome Iran is.

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spottydogwoodbark@reddit

Ugh why can’t he just authorize full scale massacres so kids online stop making fun of him. That’s a weak leader; you can’t let the people mock you online. So annoying.

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HighDegree@reddit

> Trump does something.

He's a madman and he's going to use nukes and we must invoke the 25th!

> Trump does nothing.

Trump is a TACO and a feckless coward.

It's truly fascinating to see how leftoids have positioned themselves so that they can criticize the guy regardless of what he does.

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Fisherman_Gabe@reddit

Do they even have Truth social in Iran? Maybe they're still in the dark, wondering why America is being so mean to them.

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Rumblymore@reddit

Is that an app? Or is it just Dumps Twitter page? I've heard of it but never bothered to look it up..

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axelkoffel@reddit

Regime obviously observes is, but most of the common Iranians are cut off from the internet. The best channel USA had to get to them is USAID, the softpower tool in the disguise of charity that USA has been building for decades.
Oh wait nvm, I forgot Trump destroyed it.

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daveismypup@reddit

Lmao poor Iran, fuck Ronald Regan and Ollie North. Fuck em all

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PHO-GLF@reddit

Nine Inch Nose detected

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hosefricker@reddit

Fontaines dc fan you’re essentially dysgenic

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Ok_Cycle_8393@reddit

“A civilization ends tonight” 😆

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

*unless Iran opens the strait. Which they did. Y'all are acting like Trump just gave up for no reason. Do you think that Trump wouldn't love fucking Iran even more than he's already fucked them? Nah, he loves that shit, he loves using the military.

Iran capitulated which was the entire point of the threats.

Like holy fuck, use your brain

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ronmex7@reddit

So we are back to 0 and that's a win? Status quo?

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

How are we back to zero? Honestly, explain it to me. The war isn't even over and Iran had its shit pushed in hard.

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Important-Agent2584@reddit

It's worse than zero. Iran controls Hormuz which is why they can open it and close it at will.

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ronmex7@reddit

Your right we are actually negative. This is just a big wargame anyway to make sure we're using old munitions and our guys get live exercises. Based, if you ask me

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Important-Agent2584@reddit

Not really. Iran still controls Hormuz. We are far from back to zero.

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Romanizer@reddit

Iran came out better than before and has more control over the strait and sanctions removed.

The US came out with massive inflation and another lost war.

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Ok_Cycle_8393@reddit

Yeah they opened the strait... To those paying the fee in Yuan.

And what exactly will the Iranian purchase with that Yuan? Chinese weaponry and expertise. That means more Americans will die when the conflict resumes.

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Fucked-In-The-K-Hole@reddit

Bro have the terms been set? No? Then what are you talking about? Released its demands. The terms you are referring to are not going to happen.

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tehringworm@reddit

If terms are not set, how has one side capitulated?

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axelkoffel@reddit

It already ended with Harambe's death.

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cXs808@reddit

he meant america

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fateofmorality@reddit

We could nuke India and then tell Iran their next if they don’t agree to a ceasefire

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speedweed99@reddit

Same brother

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ptjp27@reddit

North sentinel island nuke incoming

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foxape@reddit

He said civilization

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WorkerClass@reddit

Shillers for goat fuckers are posting again.

Iran lost 99% of its navy. It's whole airforce. Numerous leaders. And the only thing they can do is close a strait.

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andrewwm@reddit

Now every country has to pay $2m USD per every ship that goes through the Strait and Trump just agreed to it. It'll take Iran a couple of months to rebuild with that kind of money coming in.

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SlaveKnightSoman@reddit

Now every country has to pay $2m USD per every ship that goes through the Strait and Trump just agreed to it.

Reddit when they spread misinformation.

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BobbyBig_Balls@reddit

So just reddit.

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Britstuckinamerica@reddit

And the only thing they can do is close a strait.

Turns out that strait is very important and they didn't instantly collapse after a few missiles like Trump & Netanyahu thought, an event for which the most powerful man and most powerful military in the world had no plan. I despise the Iranian regime but they have every right to gloat about this

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swagmond27@reddit

loosing to a nations whose leader is in a fucken coma

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

If he's actually in a coma then Iran is an actual beast. Tanking all those hits leaderless would be quite a feat.

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SpecialistParticular@reddit

Honestly I think he thought there would be an uprising and when it didn't happen nobody really knew what to do.

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Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit

Considering how simple minded he is, probably.

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make_reddit_great@reddit

Kill Iran's leaders
?????
Iran, like, becomes pro-U.S. or something?

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Optimal-Mistake1327@reddit

Always bet on nothing.

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Laufabraud43@reddit

NOTHING, EVER, HAPPENS.

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OneEnvironmental9222@reddit

maybe if they didnt support Hamas this wouldnt happen

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CuriousCamels@reddit

Paper tiger that destroyed Iran’s navy, Air Force, nuclear program, the vast majority of their ballistic missiles, and all of their leadership. Of all the dumb geopolitical takes, 4chin somehow manages to be even more regarded than the rest of Reddit.

This place has always been psyop central, but the terrorist supporters are hands down the most delusional bunch. Don’t OD on the copium.

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paper tiger

Chinanon has a VPN to talk shit

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Iran doesn't flinch threaten civilian infrastructure

right, and we're somehow not the barbarians

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