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Sad-Bonus-9327@reddit

Someone should inform the markets.. /s

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ZealousidealEbb9107@reddit

Fucking Ty I really didn’t think it would take long for me to see Iran respond because who the fuck does trump think he’s negotiating with after publicly and historically murdering children

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Void-Indigo@reddit

Sadly children and women die in every war. Iran has been militant and supportive of many terrorist groups. Perhaps it is time to get with the program and make peace.

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ZealousidealEbb9107@reddit

Fuck your program I will say it again fuck your program because your gram enhances innocent children be apart of SA

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ZealousidealEbb9107@reddit

lol yall really made sure to flag me just because I made sure yall knew the reality? Bots to the max ty for confirming

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ZealousidealEbb9107@reddit

Fuck your program and your pedophiles you wanna make peace? Die without violence because we the people will not accept your contingency

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Info is going both ways right now. Hard to now what is right. In old times I could trust the US government but this is impossible in today's world.

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outdatedelementz@reddit

With all parties involved there are factions that want and don’t want a ceasefire. Those factions are in overdrive leaking info.

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Hesitation-Marx@reddit

In old times

IT’S BEEN LESS THAN TWO YEARS

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Hesitation-Marx@reddit

I AM FINE

laboriously coloring in each white hair with a sharpie

DOING GREAT

spackling the line between eyebrows

NEVER BETTER

goes fetal

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Incase anyone wonders why its always 2 weeks:

Memory Consolidation Shift (The 2-Week Window)

Memories are initially formed and stored in the hippocampus. However, there is a, often temporary, shift in memory storage.

Short-term to Long-term: While hippocampus engrams are active in the immediate aftermath, studies suggest a shift occurs where memories are transferred to the prefrontal cortex.

Two-Week Transition: Research into "flashbulb memories" and consolidation indicates that many memories are re-evaluated or lost at around the two-week mark if they have not been consolidated into long-term storage, often moving from hippocampal recall to prefrontal cortex, which can fail if the memory was not strongly encoded.

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ObjectiveDark40@reddit

Of course. Markets are closed now. The insiders made their moves.

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Appropriate_Lime_234@reddit

Bro. Plenty of people knew this was coming. Lol I bought a shit ton of spy calls.

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Fievels_good_trouble@reddit

Must be nice to have throwin around money these days. Wish I still lived with my parents.

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Appropriate_Lime_234@reddit

Bro you could have bought 1 spy call for tomorrow for literally 5$ and be up a shit ton at open. Lol

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707-5150@reddit

Found the shit coiner. Lol

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Fievels_good_trouble@reddit

Don’t even know what that is because I’m a grownup.

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707-5150@reddit

Super proud for you dad. Lol. Hope your supplies are stocked

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2Slow2Nice@reddit

I think some people might think this was a shot, but one of my biggest regrets was not moving back in with my parents. Instead of stressing about bills and getting debt at 22, I could’ve been saving and paying off student loans.

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

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Puzzleheaded-Bed4682@reddit

Doesn't take an insider to understand the timing. Start playing the game

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ProfDoomDoom@reddit

This still says that his threat to end a civilization is dependent on Iran agreeing to open Hormuz which is not done. Nothing has changed.

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Practical_Hippo6289@reddit

Yeah, it does seem odd... Unless Trump is willing to accept that Iran being able to charge a toll for passage meets the definition of open.

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tiffanytrashcan@reddit

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/4/7/iran-war-live-trump-warns-of-devastating-attacks-as-deal-deadline-nears

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Lazy_Resolve_9747@reddit

But that’s between Iran and Pakistan, right?

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YeetedApple@reddit

Iran launched ballistic missiles immediately after Trump posted that. Curious if it is a one off or if parts of the IRGC will refuse to accept a cease fire.

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Practical_Hippo6289@reddit

Hopefully they were just trying to get a last attack in before it became official.

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PoorClassWarRoom@reddit

From reading reddit, for what that's worth, there seems to be an understanding that it'll take a little bit of time to inform the units.

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Girafferage@reddit

Let's look back at all the other times that Trump said talks were going well and that an agreement was on its way... Every single time Iran denied it and said it was entirely fabricated. Trump is literally just manipulating markets for personal gain. He is a jabroni put lightly.

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

He fucking TACOed

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justtinyquestions@reddit

I mean thank god

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BigManWAGun@reddit

Aren’t we saying praise be to Allah now? I’m so fucking confused.

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Hesitation-Marx@reddit

Right now I’d praise the Dumb Idiot Elder God Azathoth if he’d just take his stupid orange avatar back.

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justtinyquestions@reddit

Eh, same god different name

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dadbod_Azerajin@reddit

He assumed they would agree

They just told him no thank you. We shall see

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ThrowRA_looking@reddit

Taco

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RoyalZeal@reddit

They've been hammering Iranian railways, Kharg Island and energy infrastructure all day. This is just bullshit from Trump. There's no ceasefire because the Iranians haven't agreed to one.

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Girafferage@reddit

Ah yes. He drove up the prices and cashed out. Need to bring it back down now. What a pos

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Kakariko_crackhouse@reddit

He’s just doing this so he can say Iran broke the ceasefire, and then he will feel like he can do whatever he wants

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Potential-Abroad5274@reddit

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SeVenMadRaBBits@reddit

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FeistyTie5281@reddit

Trump is fucked. And he's fucked the entire USA as well.

Extorted billions to his personal wealth from American adversaries such as the UAE and others supposedly for protection and preferable treatment. These countries have all been drawn into the war with Iran unwillingly and have lost significant assets.

Alienated every single previous US ally including all NATO countries essentially isolating the entire USA and placing a massive target on the country.

Invoking the 25th is advisable however it's far too late to prevent the inevitable incoming Americans will experience.

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Biggitybance@reddit

This whole thing is market manipulation..until it isn’t. The question is, when it isn’t, will anyone notice?

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Round and round we go where the bag is dropped we all know, you and me but not them.

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SignificantCar4204@reddit

So I'm confused, is this the same cease-fire proposal that CNN etc just reported was happening like 15-20 minutes ago? Or was this an old proposal and has since been revised? Is there a cease fire or not?

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

The "truth" was hours ago .. but what they are talking is after he sent one agreeing to some terms but then was confirmed by Iran ... That is what they are reporting on now. Hard to keep up

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PersonalHospital9507@reddit

Rational, educated people are expecting a replay of the Cuban Missile Crisis. I imagine Trump has no frigging knowledge of the Cuban Missile Crisis. He keeps thinking there is always an upcoming exit ramp.

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nobody4456@reddit

What’s the timing? Iran rejects a ceasefire at 6pm eastern and Trump says there is a ceasefire at 8pm?

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

This post Iran rejects ... It sits on for about 2h then Trump's post then Iran confirmed it ... That's my understanding

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nobody4456@reddit

Thanks. Having a bunch of different timestamps can get confusing

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Sorry trying to keep up myself.

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Zealousideal-Plum823@reddit

Iran did agree.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/irans-supreme-national-security-council-says-it-has-accepted-two-week-ceasefire-in-the-war

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fixerupper75@reddit

They aren't going to stop but they should be stopped

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JudgmentUnited5297@reddit

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Constant-Brief3410@reddit

Icuxxkh jgxgihk he oh boy

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Hesitation-Marx@reddit

Are both your hands still working? Any weakness on one side?

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kingofhearts778@reddit

And then tells the world they won. US cucked big time on the world’s stage.

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Left_Preference2646@reddit

At 7:11 p.m the 7th there is a news article saying they accepted it lol so what's true here. A 2 week cease fire.. Iran's foreign minister said it, Abbas Araghchi.

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CalmMap4018@reddit

Who would have guessed that the guy who faked his own assassination is now faking his own end of the world deal. Get this fucktard out

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Ok so now we are going to do the ceasefire ... Feel like this fits for this one.

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DanceApprehension@reddit

What is the balanced proposal that Iran is referencing?

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Good question. Don't know, anyone?

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iRadiKS@reddit

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Plaguedoctorsrevenge@reddit

Lol there's no fucking way this administration would agree to that

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sumdude51@reddit

That's the point. Iran isn't the aggressor here. But they certainly aren't afraid

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gr4ss_fev3r@reddit

Iran doesn't negotiate with terrorists

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WeyuCorp426@reddit

We don't negotiate with terrorists and we certainly dont negotiate with their hostages

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Experts at it.

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The_Arch_Heretic@reddit

Why would they accept it when they were bombed a full 7+ hours before a deadline?

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sumdude51@reddit

Best part is, it's not Pakistans. Trump people sent the draft to Pakistan to post 🤣😂😂

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un_tamement@reddit

No fkn shot LMFAO

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proportional-porcini@reddit

The world’s a stage. It’s all controlled. The Epstein class is playing us like a fiddle.

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Practical_Hippo6289@reddit

This source is kind of saying the same thing but with a more positive spin. There is still a proposal on the table.

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pattydickens@reddit

There was a chance of a treaty before Trump and Israel started bombing Iran. There's no chance now. Everything is simply market manipulation and bullshit. Iran won't back down. Would we? Would anyone? They have no reason to believe anything Trump says. Neither do we.

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Own-Swan2646@reddit (OP)

Well I would have hope, but the orange one will fuck that up so ... Thoughts and prayers?

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eickblo@reddit

I'm ready bring on the second sunrise.

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JuniperJupiter4@reddit

Let me preface this with I have no love for the Iranian regime. They have been, and continue to be, brutal to their own

But I admire their steadfastness. The people at the top have to know they're likely going to die.

And no one else has stood up to Trump.

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