I wanted to celebrate my birthday so I doordashed this $18 pasta.
Posted by Ornery-Fee-67@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 369 comments
Extremely gross and disappointing lol shit looks so bad.
This was the entire portion. They did add a nice birthday note though.
EmanTercesa@reddit
Whats the problem with it? You ordered a mushroom pasta….. that looks like mushroom pasta ????
Pawneewafflesarelife@reddit
Yeah, the portion is small, but I don't understand why everyone is saying it looks gross. It's clearly mushroom, herbs (thyme I think, maybe dill) and black pepper in a cream sauce.
EmanTercesa@reddit
Depends on the type of spot you order from the portions are smaller which is usually because of the primo ingredients
Pawneewafflesarelife@reddit
True. The mushrooms in OP look like golden or brown enoki which tend to be more expensive.
EmanTercesa@reddit
Im telling you !!!! lol bro don’t know he got exactly what he ordered. Probably has truffle in it too. If you want the big portions u won’t really get that from the official joints…. Mayne like a jackastors or somewhere that isn’t higher scale like a chain restaraunts or something
Twaam@reddit
In my experience, high end restaurant food does not travel well
Difficult-Square-689@reddit
Maybe he ordered from a place that does antipasto/primo/secondo plates. Bro saw "pasta" and assumed it would be an entree and not just part of a meal.
vyxanis@reddit
This form of pasta has gotta be one of the dumbest things to order for delivery, and expecting it to arrive still being restaurant quality makes very little sense. Unless they remove the heat, the pasta keeps cooking. So either you get cold pasta you need to reheat, or your pasta arrives luke warm and soggy (depending on how far away you are and how many other orders the driver has to deliver)
Either way its not something I'd ever pay twice as much for just to avoid going out or cooking. A packet of plain instant noodles would be more appealing by that point.
rabbitholeseverywher@reddit
I agree. This mostly looks disgusting because of the packaging it's in. Otherwise, this is just how some mushroom cream sauces look. If OP says it tasted bad I believe them but that's a taste issue not a looks issue.
FecalMonkeyMissile@reddit
Scrolled too far for this.
ZucchiniPractical410@reddit
Please tell me you're being sarcastic.....
EmanTercesa@reddit
I was gonna ask you the same thing
espressofeenbean@reddit
Try contacting customer services, food delivery apps tend to give credits with no questions asked
ShavedIceIsland@reddit
That food definitely looks psychoactive 😄🦄
itsyourgrandma@reddit
Put it on a plate with parsley and add $10.
snekysnek69420@reddit
I've found things in the garbage that apear more appetizing
Enerject@reddit
It looks like someone added cigarette ashes. 🤢
Herlockjohann@reddit
Go to a restaurant
xDarkphalanx@reddit
If it was on a plate with mushroom sauce nicely spooned across my man size ravioli and maybe some parm and parsley.
Or i can get delivered so bumps in road and general movement moves the food.
Hey this doesnt look like menu pic?
EntropyNT@reddit
Did they grow the mushrooms on the pasta and then cook it? 🤢
Robbzey@reddit
Thats the most microwaved looking dish i have ever seen
Spiritual-Driver8926@reddit
Cid-boi@reddit
That shit look like dog throw up
zatchsmith@reddit
If you're going to treat yourself, you should actually go out to eat not get delivery lol
Immediate_Pitch_153@reddit
What kind of pasta did you actually order???
backfire97@reddit
Pasta looks totally fine. Clearly a cream sauce pasta with mushrooms that sat in a takeout container and got shaken around in someone's car for 30 minutes. Portion looks a little small
SherpaGutz@reddit
Straight up thought that was mold I'm so sorry OP.
OkOutlandishness1363@reddit
What did you order?
Rich-Lecture2006@reddit
bro refund it wtf is this
Ornery-Fee-67@reddit (OP)
Already did and they gave me credit not even a full refund. But man what a way to ruin a birthday lunch lmao. At least the note was sweet but I can't eat good vibes lol
Hoovooloo42@reddit
I hate these mfs that pay you back in company scrip when they screw something up
Evignity@reddit
Not allowed in Europe.
Hoovooloo42@reddit
60th in the world so far! I know that number isn't going up.
Rokronroff@reddit
Doordash offers refunds too
darkest_hour1428@reddit
It is up to the whim of Door Dash. Sometimes they refund it to the original card, sometimes they only give you store credit, sometimes they say oh well try again later.
agoia@reddit
On one of my last DD delivery orders I paid in mostly credits for an order that ended up being yet another failure. The refunded the whole costs, including what had been spent in credits, to my card. And then I deleted the app.
GMAN7007@reddit
If you can get to a person you'll most likely get a refund if what you're saying actually happened. I'm sure they get people scamming from both sides all the time.
VanillaRadonNukaCola@reddit
Yeah you have to firmly tell the robot that their offers are unacceptable and you need to speak with a human, and then when you get a real person you have to be nice and explain.
I've had to do that a few times and got full refund plus account credits
GMAN7007@reddit
I hate that it's so difficult to contact actual people.
enjoytheshow@reddit
You push back on them. Have a backbone. Literally push back in the nicest way possible and they say ok sure and give you a credit card refund.
peacenchemicals@reddit
doordash fucked me over like this.
they’re like sorry you didnt get the right item. here’s half the refund for your troubles. and here’s a coupon. oh by the way, the coupon is only good for 24 hrs.
i tried using it 20 hrs later and it didn’t work. customer service was like sorry it’s expired. but feel free to order something and contact us again and we’ll figure it out from there basically
fuck you doordash
killian1113@reddit
Door dash makes food?
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Door Dash makes food worse.
killian1113@reddit
The issue is with partial refunds not that door dash had anything to do with this food
SirStocksAlott@reddit
It was a joke.
Drikkink@reddit
Really? I rarely have issue with getting refunds. I also haven't ever requested a refund because food was bad (because I'm lucky and never got anything bad I guess) but I have had to request full (for when the driver "puts it at the wrong house") or partial (when the restaurant forgets/doesn't have something) refunds and always got my full amount back in either credit on their site or a refund to my bank (that takes a few days) or they redeliver my order. They also usually give me like a 5 dollar credit on top of it if the driver "misplaced" my order with no expiration.
Like Doordash sucks for a lot of reasons. Inflating restaurant prices. Screwing over restaurants by either putting their place on Doordash without being asked by the restaurant or just taking way too big a share of the money they get. Customer service that is difficult to navigate at the best of times and basically an AI chatbot at the worst of times. But I've never had an issue when I actually spoke to a human.
PiccoloAwkward465@reddit
One of the first times I hung out with my now wife I was staying in an Airbnb in a large apartment complex. I ordered us burgers on DoorDash. Lord we must’ve spent nearly an hour scouring that fucking complex trying to find those damn burgers. We didn’t have a key fob for the building so we got into the parking garage and got stuck there lol, had to wait for a resident to let us out of purgatory. It ended up being a fun experience lol. Never did get those goddamn burgers.
JustaPhillyBoy215@reddit
Right why would I wanna eat there again with credit if yall fucked up my first order. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK , I DONT EVEN WANNA GIVE YALL A SECOND CHANCE . I hate ehen company give you credit. Like if I paid cash, then I want CASH BACK if something goes wrong. Thats a slap in the face when they do that
Instawolff@reddit
Screwing up would imply that they COULD have done better.
Wiling to bet this place just serves up expensive slop all day long.
Lopsided_Antelope868@reddit
Yeah. It looks inedible. Why would they think someone would ever go back?
lothcent@reddit
heck- even worse is that business script deal where a town passes a ordnance that allows businesses to return change that is"town script "
My memory is a bit rusty- but I went on a 5th grade school ski trip to Italy when I lived germany
Parents paid up front for hotel, travel, ski/lift fees
We got there and every one was having a good time.
only after kids kept getting change in a different currency that the adults quickly determined was script and not legal tender did things get tense
kids were handing over 5 and 10 dollar bils ( local equivalent) to buy a 15 cent candy bar expecting change in same currency used ( i am pretty sure it was Marks since this place was pretty close to germany )
when the adults caught on to what the local business people were doing to the dumb American 5th graders- they wouldn't let the kids into the shops.
dont recall any further details.
trackdaybruh@reddit
I bet it’s a ghost kitchen
thepatientwaiting@reddit
It looks like a ghost cooked it...
ralph-of-all-trades@reddit
that's insulting to the culinary skills of ghosts
zxylady@reddit
But what exactly was this supposed to be? Honestly I can't tell
Luck_trio@reddit
I'm sorry to hear that. Happy birthday! I hope you ended up having a better day. I just wanted to comment that I stopped using DoorDash because of their shitty refund service, but Uber Eats has never failed to give me a full refund or partial refund if shit is missing.
tayeruhh@reddit
call ur bank rn and file a dispute! it’s your day, u deserve better than this
flatgreyrust@reddit
Idk if the person cares but that will get the DoorDash account deactivated
twonkythechicken@reddit
Just start a new one
tayeruhh@reddit
WHAT😭 just a sick company all around omfg
cfedey@reddit
That's pretty true for any company FYI. If you chargeback via your bank they'll ban your account.
redditadminzRdumb@reddit
My guys contact your bank. They’ll get you your money back. They fed you slop and stole from you
Sea-Cupcake-2065@reddit
Lmao fucking dispute this shit. I wouldn't let it slide
Mercari did some shit like this to me. I won the dispute right away and still used the coupon. Greedy fucks
Deeeeeeeeehn@reddit
You gotta say that the item you ordered was not delivered or they’ll give you nothing. When they ask “was your bag sealed” you just hit yes that way they don’t try to pin it on the person who delivered it
Thesource674@reddit
Chargeback that shit fuck that
EqualsPeoples@reddit
0 days since a redditor suggested a bank chargeback for a frivolous purchase
Thesource674@reddit
He didnt get the item he paid for as advertised. Who cares if its a lot or a little. Is your brain fucking deficient bro?
EqualsPeoples@reddit
No but yours is. You can't just chargeback every single thing you're not happy with, your bank can and will just close your account. It's a $18 life lesson not to eat there again, not a chargeback.
Thesource674@reddit
Ive never in my life had a bank give me an issue. They are usually perfectly happy to take my side as they literally dont have skin in the game you mongrel. Enjoy licking the corpo boot every time they fuck you lol.
18 for that pasta is criminal. That restaurant after enough chargebacks however, THEY, will get dropped by the credit companies.
TripleDallas123@reddit
You can't just chargeback without reaching out to the company first to resolve the issue ffs
BananaHead853147@reddit
It’s actually more corpo bootlicking to use the giant banking corporation to take funds away from a likely small or even family run business.
Thesource674@reddit
LOL IF THAT BUSINESS PUTS OUT SLOP they deserve to go under. Welcome to capitalism
BananaHead853147@reddit
Agree with that sentiment just not the sentiment from your previous comment
danawhitesthrowaway@reddit
The restaurant is fulfilling orders through Doordash, Doordash handles payment. Doordash will close your account for chargebacks.
Thesource674@reddit
Oh no not my doordash
EqualsPeoples@reddit
Your bank is tracking how many times you're doing it, and if you're doing it over bullshit like this, you've already set the bar too low and are putting your account at risk. It isn't "corporate bootlicking" to just acknowledge how the actual real world works.
Oh but it hasn't happened to you yet so it's fine. Dipshit.
Thesource674@reddit
Well i charge back this kinda shit and never happened so sure im just luxky and its survivorship bias. Enjoy
BananaHead853147@reddit
lol true
t_moneyzz@reddit
That last sentence is low key poetry aha
BigZangief@reddit
I’d challenge it. I’ve done that for non-satisfactory credits/refunds and has pretty much always worked out
IllustriousBreath912@reddit
Why would anyone want partial credit for a place that serves this. Like oh wow, I definitely want more of this abomination they call food lol.
brendanb203@reddit
You can use credit for different restaurants
IllustriousBreath912@reddit
figured they meant store credit but maybe not
marlfox_00@reddit
I would have brought it back to the restaurant
CharlesIngalls_Pubes@reddit
I once survived for 3 days on good vibes. Wouldn't recommend. I'd cut it with some food. Maybe 65/35.
whosthatsquish@reddit
If you contact a support agent directly they'll give the full refund, never take the partial credit
flythearc@reddit
Clearly it’s paccheri with a mushroom and thyme cream sauce.
newlifeIslandgirl@reddit
Looks like pasta with a creamy mushroom sauce. Probably exactly what you ordered. Why is it gross?
EldraziAnnihalator@reddit
Pizza is always the best solution.
SoilPleasant4368@reddit
Happy birthday and who hates you?
vitanyroyale@reddit
Should’ve said “pasta la vista, baby” to this dish….
I’ll see myself out 🥲
Delicious_Shallot915@reddit
This was pretty good
vitanyroyale@reddit
Thank you kindly 🫠
noodle-face@reddit
I don't know if I would ever order pasta for delivery. By the time it arrives it has to be mush
Riaayo@reddit
I learned a long time ago not to order out from sit in restaurants, but triply so y'all gotta stop using shit like Doordash.
Sorry your lunch was shit (and that they fucked you on an actual refund at that) but happy belated birthday for what it's worth.
Massilian@reddit
Happy birthday though!!
HikariSakai@reddit
Bro you'd have better luck making homemade pasta and sauce, wtf is this
chil1984@reddit
Did you pay extra for the cig ashes?
Capital_Ship5729@reddit
Can i bum a hit from those cigs in there?
Mascbro26@reddit
Was it pasta with a creamy mushroom sauce? Because if it was, thats exactly what it should look like.
Cynykl@reddit
Look like the sauce split though. Should still taste fine.
BaileyBaby-Woof@reddit
That is indeed shitty looking
Global_Bedroom_977@reddit
May I suggest actually eating at the restaurant? It fixes most if not all the issues.
Embarrassed-Music-64@reddit
ltbr55@reddit
And this is why I never Doordash. Paying double the price to have the food delivered to me cold isnt appealing
PlasmaWhore@reddit
I was against doordash for years, but it's a great deal if you use it strategically. I never order from any restaurant more than a 10 minute drive from my house. I buy doordash gift cards from costco at 20% off the face value, and I use a credit card that gives me a free dash pass. Even with the tip it comes out about the same price or cheaper than picking it up myself. And 90% of the time the dasher is at the restaurant before the food is done, so I've almost never had cold food. I tend to only order things that either reheat well or hold temp too.
Difficult-Square-689@reddit
Wasn't so bad when they were at least honest about the pricing. Now, you have to cross reference the restaurant's actual menu prices to figure out how much you're being ripped off
The dishonesty annoys me more than the cost
MotherBathroom666@reddit
I always double bag with thermal bags so when I deliver the food is at least warm after sitting in traffic for thirty minutes.
explosivecrate@reddit
Thermal bags are great but that doesn't save the meal if you get there half an hour after it was finished because you got an order someone else reassigned/cancelled. I always feel bad when I get to a restaurant right on time and the bag is ice cold.
dlunas@reddit
What
That's upsetting
LeonZataku@reddit
Ravioli de Cigarette Ash
stray90@reddit
Did they fish it out of the drain for you?
been_aroundtheworld@reddit
Awe Happy Birthday!!! Sorry you had a crappy meal. I swear restaurant food just sucks now. Or maybe it’s just where I live.
Severe_Papaya_4533@reddit
Looks like a family of snails has been massacred
Papichuloft@reddit
Mafia hits were done with less than this.....This would be 20 times worse than the Valentine's Day Massacre
_GypsyCurse_@reddit
How did it taste like? That type of pasta especially delivered tends to looks that way?
LatterParty182@reddit
i can’t eat that
joppyb1399@reddit
Is the pasta in the room with us?
ravesaloser@reddit
Looks like some sort of mushroom pasta dish. Never take my luck with those. Happy Birthday!
Ornery-Fee-67@reddit (OP)
Thanks! And yep you're smart to avoid mushroom dishes from delivery. Lesson learned I guess, should've just made myself some boxed mac and cheese lmao
Reload86@reddit
Avoid mushroom pasta from anywhere unless you made it yourself or it’s one of those restaurants with professional chefs.
ravesaloser@reddit
Not too late for that. I like making a big bowl at night and binging tv. Hope the rest of your day gets better
Winged_Cougar1993598@reddit
Amen. The only thing more fun than eating Mac n cheese is stirring it.
ButteredPizza69420@reddit
Leave a google review on the restaurant for this^ absolutely garbage. Looks awful. Happy bday!!
iShrub@reddit
And put the link of this post in the review as well lol.
Happy birthday to OP by the way. :)
LostChoss@reddit
These look like shrooms
hiscapness@reddit
Slop jockeys gonna slop
Farpafraf@reddit
Seems like a very shitty pasta alla norcina
murfburffle@reddit
It's campbell's cream of mushroom soup
Tacky-Terangreal@reddit
The knockoff camping food brands make better looking beef stroganoff than this
Comfortable_Help9697@reddit
Did you pay 1$ per year it was left outside?
ArtElliott@reddit
Yikes
ArtElliott@reddit
But happy birthday!
DavidTCEUltra@reddit
Fellas, please do not Doordash for your birthday. Save a bit of money and take some friends out to eat somewhere. A bit more expensive, yes, but you won't run the risk of getting something like this that has been sitting in a stranger's car for an extended period of time.
Camcamtv90@reddit
Probably looks better plated lol
Ornery-Addendum5031@reddit
You didn’t like the way the pasta looked? Are you twelve?
bigfatgrouchyasshole@reddit
Did the chef cook it or puke it onto that plate?
femb0yc0nnoisseur@reddit
ralph-of-all-trades@reddit
is the pasta in the room with us????
dioctopus@reddit
What is this? Cookies and cream pasta?
MoreLemonJuice@reddit
Happy birthday.
After more dismal experiences with ready-to-eat food delivery, I gave up and began cooking.
It's a whole new world and opens many opportunities like control over quality, quantity, and timing.
Sure, I have to plan ahead, make the food, clean up but I'm now addicted to making it myself.
If I want to make lasagna - for example - I can split the recipe into two dishes and freeze one, bake the other. On the weekend I plan meals for the week and that helps prevent "what's for dinner tonight" scenario.
I also have a list of quick, healthy meals (including leftovers) that are great either for lunch or when I don't have much time or when I'm exhausted at the end of the day.
I've purchased several cooking resources, including food storage systems that work well. I'm buying and making food that is healthier than most restaurants provide.
I've saved a lot of money and frustration by cooking/preparing meals.
Yeah, sometimes I'll call in a pizza or calzone on my way home from work but maybe only once a week.
One of the biggest benefits from my journey: I'm in control - that's joyful.
I'm really in the early phase of cooking but it's fascinating - a lifelong journey.
freakmeout123@reddit
is that edible?
Living_Scene6085@reddit
looks like snails in semen 🤯🤯☠️☠️
SchoolOfYardKnocks@reddit
I feel like you guys get what you deserve at this point for expecting restaurants and door dash to give a shit.
i__Sisyphus@reddit
DUCKgoesMEOW@reddit
Happy birthday!
BossKitty311@reddit
Can I ask what this was even supposed to be? 😭😭 I literally spent a good amount of time staring at my screen like this
Scary-Perspective882@reddit
I thought this was mould on soap
superkow@reddit
pepcorn@reddit
What pasta shape is that even meant to be. Heinous! Sorry that happened to you.
GottaUseEmAll@reddit
Looks a bit like a deconstructed lasagne
Protect-Their-Smiles@reddit
People are getting scammed left and right because they order food. Sorry this happened to you OP, hope you still manage to do / have something to enjoy on your birthday.
Ragebaiterlmao@reddit
Happy Birthday.
MonkeyBred@reddit
"Happy Barfday"
Alex-PsyD@reddit
SmellOne406@reddit
This needs more upvotes 😂
Shnurple@reddit
This needs more downvotes 🤣
ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit
TazmaDemon@reddit
Drakeytown@reddit
I think your capitalization and punctuation shows far too much enthusiasm. This occasion calls for more:
happy birthday
OR
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
d4rkprojec7@reddit
Im confused...why was there a note? How did they know it was your birthday?
SwampTerror@reddit
For fun i would write notes to my pizza makers in the app thanking them for feeding me and stuff. I appreciate anyone who feeds me. Id often get messages written back on the boxes themselves giving me best wishes.
EpikDisko@reddit
ImPrettyDoneBro@reddit
Jesus it looks like someone tapped cigarette ash on some uncooked haddock
Angel_Of_Death03@reddit
Happy birthday
Butterbackfisch@reddit
Fuck food delivery in every aspect
Bad food Bad service Bad for the environment
And Gig-economy sucks.
Only good for the rich fucks running this schemes.
Perfect_Passenger_14@reddit
This is why I learned to cook. Shitty takeaways for extortionate prices with shit unhealthy ingredients and tiny portions.
Cooking at home with whatever ingredients I want in whatever quantity I want is so freeing
IC_1318@reddit
Ordering pasta to be delivered to your home is just crazy tbh. Some people have money to waste.
Perfect_Passenger_14@reddit
Yep. I would never personally order pasta out (it's a lie I have done- but it's never worth)
Puzzleheaded-Day8538@reddit
Looks like your DoorDasher had a snack on there way to your house
Ok-Description-2960@reddit
How did it taste?
Revenga8@reddit
Bummer. Happy birthday, but you got a valuable gift, a lesson to quit using those crappy food delivery services. Seriously not worth the headache when something goes wrong, and wow a lot of things can go wrong
chaos_aintme@reddit
Happy birthday my dude!
One time on my birthday a few yrs ago I doordashed a steak, baked potato and some other side from I think Outback Steakhouse? After working a double and being generally bummed all day. When I opened the to-go box I was soo disappointed. Saddest, floppiest rubbery cold steak I'd ever seen. The sides were ice cold lmao it felt like I was eating a raw potato. Everything sucked. Then on top of it all, my douchebag roommate at the time was all butthurt bc I didn't order him anything. Good times!
sjcook1@reddit
What was it supposed to be? Yeesh.
LibraryOk5137@reddit
Door Dashtray
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Aww… boo boo, I am so sorry for you. I’m not sure what this is suppose to be. It’s mucousy
schmosef@reddit
Happy Birthday.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
30 day decomposed ravioli
ItsStraTerra@reddit
I read your title as “Pizza” instead of “Pasta” and was extremely confused but similarly impressed at how a pizza could be fucked up this badly
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
$18 or 18 year old pasta? It looks moldy.
MisterBowTies@reddit
I'm guessing a gorgonzola cream sauce?
TheFrostyjayjay@reddit
Nah that looks like what happens when you reheat cream/alfredo sauces, they get all clumpy.
Ok-Replacement-9458@reddit
No it isnt. How do you think restaurants make food? Everything in prepped before hand… if cream sauces went to shit when you reheated them they wouldn’t be served in any restaurant ever
TheFrostyjayjay@reddit
No shit Sherlock. The sauce is fine at the store. Eat the leftovers the next day and it dries out and you have clumps of cheese. This happens with every cream based sauce.
I’m not saying that’s what happened, I’m saying that’s what it looks like. We’re in r/shittyfoodporn ya know?
mollymcbbbbbb@reddit
I've gotten delivery of what I swear was leftover pad thai (it had dried out crusty bits and smelled rotten) and re-fried tempura (that also smelled rotten and the vegetables were so mushy it made me gag) so reheated leftover pasta is a possibility.
osgrug@reddit
did they dump it down your chimney
Plenty-Charm6172@reddit
This is the prop they use in zombie movies showing 6 months old food
Windows-XP-Home-NEW@reddit
How did it smell though
Responsible-Summer-4@reddit
Don't eat that there might not be a next Bday.
ZucchiniPractical410@reddit
WTF is that supposed to be......
LukeHal22@reddit
Did they ash a cigarette into that?
Alone_Squash_1940@reddit
anyway happy birthday
HonestParsley1723@reddit
Looks pity good...pretty good?
Gravity_Is_Electric@reddit
I thought it was raw squid
ChefAsstastic@reddit
Albertagus@reddit
On you for using Doordash. Your birthday gift was this lesson. Happy birthday though!
okay065@reddit
why does everyone hate doordash
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
You seriously looked at the photo OP posted and you're legitimately questioning why someone would dislike DoorDash?
okay065@reddit
no i just mean like why does everyone shame others for using it
The-O-Mob@reddit
Aside from the obvious food quality issues, they take 18-30% commissions on orders just for being a middle man. Evil company that kills small businesses. Uber Eats even worse (somehow).
getbent247@reddit
Mmmm pasta with semen and charcoal dust
saturday_sun4@reddit
Yuck :( sorry op, how expensive for something that looks like shite.
ToBeDet@reddit
Happy birthday!
Debonaire_Death@reddit
So it tasted bad?
murphyat@reddit
Re 👏 fund 👏
Feited@reddit
It's only up from here
Meno1331@reddit
Normalize taking yourselves out on dates.
ClockwyseWorld@reddit
Grey
Timeman5@reddit
I’m sorry for this tragedy. But happy Birthday nonetheless.
davesnother3@reddit
Oooofff. Happy bday anyway stranger danger
MadamVoid@reddit
Moldy-esque happy birthday
MFingCEO@reddit
Wtf is it supposed to be?
cja951@reddit
It looks like someone grew a maggot to the size of a lobster and then tried, and failed, to prepare it as food.
jdmills55@reddit
What kind of cook sends that out and who in the hell on expo sent that. I mean take at least some pride in what we do.
SuspiciousSack@reddit
Did they dump the mushrooms directly from the box it came from? Looks like the podzol and dirt it grows on.
Last-Marionberry9181@reddit
What was it supposed to be? Looks like raw fish with beef stroganoff sauce
volcomchic4@reddit
Fucking brutal
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
hbd to you, your pasta looks like poo, hbd to you 🎂 🎉
CG7683@reddit
Damn....
You were better off going to the store and getting a can of Chef-BoyRDee
Champman2341@reddit
18 dollars for 7 noodles is absurd.
Smegma-sniff@reddit
That looks like slices of almost melted provolone covered in a sauce made entirely of those big black beetles that have been ground up the grayish part you see is their guts.
XP23XD23@reddit
Hopefully u got a refund
FutureSeniorCitizen@reddit
Happy birthday
matty487@reddit
One can only hope upon hope that the grayish-black specks are truffle.
YesterdayLocal1167@reddit
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Mushroom cream sauce is not a good to go item, the pasta soaks up all the liquid and just leaves congealed dairy. :-(
They should have made it looser to compensate for the drive.
Substantial_Cup_703@reddit
i thought that was mold but i’m guessing it’s parmesan and herbs😭 happy birthday
chucktheninja@reddit
Pasta?
Fresh_Salt7087@reddit
Pasta? Looks like soap scum
soggy_sock_bro@reddit
I want to cry for u
SexxyAli420@reddit
Ew wtf ive never seen any pasta like that in my life. They knew it was your bday and still sent you that slop? Do they hate you or something ?? xDDDD
StylishUsername@reddit
Happy birthday
The-O-Mob@reddit
I’m the Catering Director for an Italian restaurant group. I’ve been around Italian food my entire life. I have no fucking clue what this was supposed to be. I gotta know. What did you order? 😂😂😂
OrisonQ@reddit
Resident Evil 7 ahh dish
Annahsbananas@reddit
lol damn. My Italian roots is screaming in hand gestures
Long-Squirrel8257@reddit
Oh...oh my god. I am so sorry. Happy birthday please get yourself something better tomorrow. Cannot go wrong with some Vietnamese or Thai foodd.
kakka_rot@reddit
There has never been a single time in my life I've ubered food and thought to myself "I'm glad I did that"
Its always disappointing
hybridHelix@reddit
You know how some restaurants will ask for photo reviews? Well.... there it is in full color, come and get it if you dare, I guess. Lol
onceapotate@reddit
Full color is...not how I would describe this meal.
f1lth4f1lth@reddit
aurore-amour@reddit
I thought this was some sort of cookies and cream abomination
kurinevair666@reddit
Don't use door dash, just go to the restaurant, order it from the restaurant in advanced if you want to eat at home. I know this post is on the restaurant and not doordash specifically, but I am so against doordash.
TheDayman_240@reddit
Gallaviching@reddit
It looks like someone washed their cigarettes on your pasta wtf
Relevant-War-1581@reddit
Looks like it came from a sewer
ScratchyMarston18@reddit
Was it already eaten?
Kojiro12@reddit
Happy birthday shirt brother, though I went to my favorite Mexican place instead.
I sure hope nuclear war isn’t associated with our birthday.
Motor_Protection7189@reddit
Oh good Lord.
berkakar@reddit
you ordered fancy pasta as delivery. big mistake.
suave324@reddit
Happy birthday!
PinkPonyPrincesse@reddit
What’s it supposed to be though??
Recreant793@reddit
Looks like you got the ‘cigarette butt tagliatelle’
WillowsLeopard@reddit
That looks like weird square pierogies and mushrooms…
Wild_Persimmon_7303@reddit
Happy birthday! Also what that supposed to be? I’ve never seen anything like that. my god..
Weak_Refrigerator437@reddit
Happy birthday 🎂🎉
Fledermausmann69420@reddit
Happy birthday, man!
poweredbynikeair@reddit
Nice! Is that provolone or human flesh
tsunx4@reddit
You can cook restaurant worthy portion of pasta at home with 18 bucks worth of ingredients and it will be more satisfying because you've done it yourself.
Happy Birthday, by the way.
CappnMidgetSlappr@reddit
It'll also be more satisfying because it'll probably look and taste better than whatever Dive Bar Ashtray Soup OP posted.
Apocalypse_Meowww@reddit
I hope u enjoy the rest of your bday! Hopefully this will just be something you can laugh about later on
fake_fakington@reddit
Wars have been started for lesser offenses
mjfarmer147@reddit
Looks like Cruella de Vil smoked a cigarette over it while cooking this monstrosity
MinecraftVet2005@reddit
Thought I was on r/shrooms for a sec and this was a fucked up cake 😭
Internal_Ad_9749@reddit
Happy birthday
anonymity1919@reddit
This is what you get for using door dash
lightinggod848@reddit
Someone wants this to be your last birthday
GuillotineTeam@reddit
🤢
afriendlyalphasaur@reddit
Are you in an active war zone?
Choice-Lecture-8437@reddit
Holy shit. I’m so sorry.
tokenshoot@reddit
Happy Birthday
TableSalte@reddit
Been there. Don’t rely on two services to give you a special day. There’s no telling who the cook or driver is. Cook something for yourself.
Lord_Phoenix95@reddit
Happy Birthday!
gersgsf62@reddit
That’s on you honestly.
PlasticMegazord@reddit
I don't know if it tastes bad but it looks terrible.
TallTelevision4121@reddit
Happy birthday fucker
Oldskul74@reddit
cursetea@reddit
At least it got you hundreds of happy birthdays from strangers!!! Happy birthday and may the rest of your day look less like vomit
chromhound@reddit
Miserable Birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉
AffectionateBand2709@reddit
Dear lord I've had frozen meals that look better. I'd try for a refund. Happy Birthday too!
FutureDiarrheagasm@reddit
I think the driver ate it and shit it back into the container.
Any_Leg_4773@reddit
Good lord, stop ordering food delivery. Holy shit.
SenSei_Buzzkill@reddit
Looks like a dead squid that washed up on the beach
forced_here_920@reddit
Oh, no!
Well, Happy Birthday. 🥳
Hefty_Proposal_3975@reddit
Please tell me where that came from
Ok_Engineering_1938@reddit
I don't get the hate this looks like a nice mushroom pasta to me. These types of dishes won't travel well because they're supposed to be on a plate, and assembled in a particular order. Probably delicious regardless.
Proud-Grocery-3493@reddit
People on the internet are like "what???? You got that for just 18$? Insane deal, would order this everyday"
YourDrunkStepdadio@reddit
Octopus Alfredo?
veracity8_@reddit
Happy birthday! 🎉 Learn to make better decisions! 🎂
Feeling_Inside_1020@reddit
Hope your birthday goes well aside from this! 🎂
Sent you a message feel free to reply.
Evening_Froyo_7506@reddit
What was that supposed to be??? It looks like food poisoning in a box. 🤮
OrangeClyde@reddit
Why was it gross?? It looks like hand cut pasta noodles and some mushroom cream sauce 🧐
tayeruhh@reddit
this shit looks like mold dude there’s no way they thought this was okay to give to someone🤮🤮
Turbulent_Yam2575@reddit
You’re so fine
tayeruhh@reddit
bro chill before they kick me outta here (tysm LMAO)
Shoulda_Ben_Aborted@reddit
For the love of god one of you assholes has the one to buy op a meal. Don’t look at me
ninjamikec82@reddit
To be fair, you deserve that for using door dash
Hbd!
Environmental-Ad2285@reddit
Doesn't look that bad to me. I'd eat that shit up.
Vexmythoclastt@reddit
This is the shit that the Baker family makes you eat in RE7 wtf
S-Drizzle@reddit
Looks like pasta that was forgotten in the cooler for a couple of weeks
Necessary-Lab1779@reddit
Lesson learned, treat yourself with quality but making it yourself lol
Beneficial-Law-9645@reddit
Dog vomit 🤮
BAMspek@reddit
Those mushrooms aren’t ingredients, they just grew there
EntrySure1350@reddit
$18 pasta after DoorDash fees all in for $36.
Used DD once for dinner late at work. Cost double and the driver was a chain smoker so my food came to me smelling like cigarettes. 🤮
I’ll go hungry and just wait until I get home. Never again.
PNWKiwi@reddit
Happy birthday OP. Hope it's better than this monstrosity.
BR33D760@reddit
Did you order it on last years birthday?
Ill-Proof-1514@reddit
Wet cement sauce with mushrooms and tampons for pasta yummmm
blue-anon@reddit
This looks gross and I don't even know what some of it is, but I don't see anything that looks like tampons.
noodlewiggle@reddit
happy birthday!
IanHardman@reddit
you shouldn't have told them it's your birthday. us Italians love messing with people for fun.
cromorne@reddit
$16 for a $2 fuck you. Happy Birthday from me for free!
Embarrassed-Sun-4861@reddit
Looks like some stroganoff I'd make
AdMurky3039@reddit
Mold actually tastes surprisingly good.
MRG_1977@reddit
Dog threw up raw squid pieces and mushrooms
onetheox@reddit
Looks like something out of Resident Evil
Hungover994@reddit
Pasta is always a risk with delivery
BrokenTrojan1536@reddit
Did they empty an ashtray on some pasta and call it a day?
dog_eat_dog@reddit
it looks like someone already ate it
fuzzballz5@reddit
Happy Birthday. This is why I cook at home now. Just Google any Italian dish especially. Week night, put easy in front of the search. lol.
bitchlyy@reddit
Happy barfday?
Scifidelis@reddit
Looks like they dumped their ashtray on there.
geezeslice333@reddit
The portion is sad, but that sauce is legitimately deplorable. Whoever let that leave the restaurant should be ashamed. You can see how its broken and the fat has separated, but it'sclumpybin other parts. That's exactly what happens when you warm up a cream sauce in the microwave after it's cooled completely. Didn't even bother stirring it. For shame.
FreemanGrg1313@reddit
Yum?
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
Birthday baby!!! Hope this makes it a tiny bit better ❤️
DraigBlackWolf@reddit
That is the official meal of Welcome to Adulthood.
iameveryoneelse@reddit
ih8everythingequally@reddit
Wow. Seeing the picture before reading the post my first thought was “moldy leftovers?..” lmao that’s wild
immunityfromyou@reddit
Pasta in general is a tough delivery item. I like mine al dente which is impossible to deliver.
coolsilentebeans@reddit
Happy Birthday 🎂
king-of-new_york@reddit
Happy Birthday! It's my birthday today too, twinsies
dodofishman@reddit
It looks ugly but hopefully it was good lol, honestly most nicer pasta dishes just don't do well to go, that's always been my experience
our_meatballs@reddit
cum and cigarette ash
ProfessionalSAHM@reddit
Get your money back. There’s 5 schiaffoni (the macaroni), some mushrooms and a few sprigs of thyme. Unacceptable.
MsTLontheDL@reddit
DEMAND A REFUND, NOW!!! 🤮
meowmoomeowmoon@reddit
Happy birthday
telehealthdialtone@reddit
Birthday Twin 🎂
Lookshinythings@reddit
Happy Birthday!
Bookem25@reddit
You turn 90?
cszolee79@reddit
looks like it came from Grandpa Nurgle's cauldron
migsmog@reddit
Cigarette lasagna?
cozyporcelain@reddit
😂😂😂 I wanna make this a thing lmaooo
Many_Inevitable_6803@reddit
But wtf is it
LikeWhyMeex2@reddit
I’d door dash that shit right back 🤣
kidd_chameleon@reddit
:(
Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit
What the hell even is that
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
Oh dear…. Happy birthday you poor sweet fucked-over thing :( I hope something else goes right for you today
Goldnt221@reddit
Do they not have knives? 😆
heckin_anxiety@reddit
I hope those shits are magic cuz otherwise 😩
Live_Television7810@reddit
Why did they bring you an ashtray?
filthylimericks@reddit
This probably wasn’t meant to be served as takeout. If restaurants have dishes that won’t travel well, they shouldn’t have them available on DoorDash. It’s so easy to just turn the item off.
jm90012@reddit
Is that mushroom? 😋
RogueBagel_@reddit
Gleep glop glorp
TheDuchessofQuim@reddit
Tbh, your own fault for ordering the cookies & cream pasta 🤢
spicykitas@reddit
You would’ve been better off getting a frozen pasta from Trader Joe’s to microwave for a better look
Dollar_Bills@reddit
I'm asking for a full refund, and I didn't even pay for that.
d1ckj3rk1ns@reddit
SalesGrowthMarketing@reddit
🫠
cinnykiss@reddit
That looks so bad.
Star_Chaser_158@reddit
Did someone ash their cigarette in this??
biglovinbertha@reddit
trimix4work@reddit
Happy birthday?
Palau_Deragona@reddit
Eeeey we share the same birthday, hope you get something better than that. Happy birthday!
jerbear1955@reddit
Looks disgusting
Puzzled_Professor422@reddit
LOOKS LIKE PUKE WTH
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
Happy Birthday!
HighlightUpstairs777@reddit
What in the fuck ???? I definitely need a refund for that bullshit.. I hope you had a better birthday 🤦🏻♂️
n9xxx@reddit
Did the birthday note say: “Happy Birthday….. but fuck you.”
wavdaily@reddit
Happy Cake day?
CarmenxXxWaldo@reddit
Maybe it tastes so good you wont care. Bone app the teeth.