ULPT Request: Horrible supervisor
Posted by Retractabelle@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 31 comments
I work in a retail and one of my supervisors is absolutely horrible. She picks favourites, bullies the younger employees, makes up rules so we can break them and get yelled at. Managers won’t do anything, we’ve all tried to do something about her for over a year. Just want to mess with her and piss her off as much as possible.
PimoCrypto777@reddit
Start an affair with her romantic partner.
absbabs1@reddit
Start an affair with her. Take her fall in love with you and then fuck her dad.
benaPanteraFBD@reddit
Found Satan!
Lots_of_bricks@reddit
This
ACynicalOptomist@reddit
Let us know her name and what the store is and we'll call the manager, lol. "I had a horrible experience she was rude and dismissive."
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
she’s been off this entire week otherwise i’d take you up on it! we also don’t use name tags so i’m unsure how you’d know her name :(
ACynicalOptomist@reddit
I could describe her, lol.
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
i may actually take you up on that when i’m at work, so i can make sure your call actually reaches the right person! her best friend would 100% just hang up on you if you tried to say that lol
SpecialNeedsDetectiv@reddit
I too, would be happy to help. With the collapse of unions, workers should provide solidarity to one another through alternative forms.
ACynicalOptomist@reddit
I'll do it just, DM me, but warn me that you are at are going to work, because I'm in San Diego.
Glad-Acanthaceae2555@reddit
Yeah we need an update on this
meameloriate@reddit
The goat
Time_Flower4261@reddit
Please tell us how it go!
Aggravating_Act0417@reddit
Maybe they asked.
abridged_4@reddit
Make it look like she took a huge shit and is responsible for the whole place smelling.
Puceeffoc@reddit
This "I Think You Should Leave" skit
https://youtu.be/FXeb5V1CmDw
Deadhated@reddit
Yes!!!
FarmerFrance@reddit
An oldie but a goodie: go to a public bathroom stall somewhere else and write on the wall "send me pics of your shit" with her phone number. Never ending stream of poop pics with no way to shut them off.
cpkuske@reddit
Your first ‘go to’?
SunfireAlpha01@reddit
Add diesel fuel to her gas tank. Repeatedly. Don’t use sugar because that flags as vandalism. Diesel fuel will destroy an engine just as easily as sugar, but insurers would see the addition of diesel to fuel as owner stupidity rather than vandalism. Her transportation budget will rapidly evaporate and she’ll find herself unable to come to work often.
(The reverse works too: if she drives a diesel, add gasoline.)
If the supervisor is late or doesn’t show up for work, corporate is going to get involved after a few instances.
DiligentCockroach700@reddit
Water is a good thing to add. You only need a cupful as it drops to the bottom of the tank. There is also plausible deniability as fuel can be contaminated with water at the gas station or through a faulty tank cap
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
you’re my new favorite person, random stranger.
Avenged84@reddit
Does she bring her own lunch? If so just bin it everyday. Or hide it.
Get some friends and family to make complaints about her to head office. She made them feel awkward, had bad B.O, was rude to customers in front of other customers, etc.
Wrong_Competition_11@reddit
I’m using this in my situation currently. Except I’m having my customers do it.
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
she brings something to microwave. we work in a small clothing chain so there’s only about 4-5 of us in the store at a time so i’m definitely cautious about messing with food. i like the other idea a lot though!
cpkuske@reddit
https://annoyatron.us/
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
THE CRICKET ONE IS PERFECT
cpkuske@reddit
Excellent! Please let us know what happens, an audio recording, a photo, anything would be much appreciated. It’ll take time and you can savor the buildup until her head explodes. If you got 2, she’d still probably think there’s just one cricket.
This is going to be fun!
bacardipirate13@reddit
Shit disk her car and or office
catsbuttes@reddit
does your org have an anonymous fraud or ethics reporting line?
Retractabelle@reddit (OP)
nope! it’s a small clothing chain