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Why does Joey Barton not realise that he's a helmet?

Posted by BassIck@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 52 comments

It's just one unsavoury story after another and he never learns.

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bengreen04@reddit

He makes money out of it, everyone around him is also a wrongun, it’s how he’s been brought up, he’s a narcissist. The other aspect is he’s a genuinely intelligent person who lives his life surrounded by pretty stupid people and therefore likely holds his individual perspective in higher regard than he should because it doesn’t get appropriately challenged.
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Ecstatic-Low7929@reddit

' genuinely intelligent person who lives his life surrounded by pretty stupid people and therefore likely holds his individual perspective in higher regard than he should because it doesn’t get appropriately challenged.' oh brother
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bengreen04@reddit

Regardless of what you think of Joey Barton, he’s definitely an intelligent man. I think he’s a fucking twat but he also managed to get 10 good GCSE’s from a comprehensive school in Liverpool. He’s not thick, which if anything makes the nonsense he spouts even worse.
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Ecstatic-Low7929@reddit

I never thought he was thick I was just empathising with that position.
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bengreen04@reddit

My bad mate sorry, can be tough to tell sometimes on Reddit!
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Vast-Slip-@reddit

Cos he's a stupid prick from a horrible family. No more to it than that.
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LopsidedLegs@reddit

He's certainly a utter cabbage, but he's not serving life in prison like his brother (yet).
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AdSpecialist5007@reddit

He makes a good living out of it, like all of his ilk. Hate sells.
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lexington_spurs@reddit

His overheads are probably eating any profits at this stage
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bosscockuk@reddit

? He pays rent on his prison cell…
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lexington_spurs@reddit

He’s had to pay a lot of money in damages to people he’s harassed/defamed
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PapiOnReddit@reddit

He made a good living as a footballer and was still a piece of shit. Calling him a grifter is kinder than he deserves.
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llamasncheese@reddit

Precisely because he is a helmet. If he had any modicum of self awareness, he would not be this much of a helmet.
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Scouse_Werewolf@reddit

Because, unfortunately, there are a lot of people, including women, that actually think the shit he spouts is valid. I kid you not. I know of at least 5 fellas and at least 3 women that absolutely love the shite he says. So, whilst he has "fans" of his shit, he will forever think he is the voice of the people.
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Fantastic_Tomorrow53@reddit

Dunning Kruger syndrome
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WhalingSmithers00@reddit

Do you remember when Joey Barton tried to rebrand himself as a philosopher and the media ate it up?
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Go1gotha@reddit

"Helmet people don't know they're helmets." - Ancient Saying
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BassIck@reddit (OP)

Haha. I don't recall hearing this. I must do better!
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NoCatch2153@reddit

His cousin murdered Anthony Walker with an ice pick. Rotten family to the core.
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RoutineCloud5993@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ijcfq07bostg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5c10abe831ca6a0615a3c5c6e77deedb98807ea Ironically John cleese seems to have gone down this path too
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Most-Island-7043@reddit

Because he’s a misunderstood genius.
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Sure-Present-3398@reddit

Remember that time he was briefly French?
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Current_Fly9337@reddit

😂 I will never get tired of watching that shit show.
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CobaltBlue389@reddit

"Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid. Or Joey Barton." Ricky Gervais
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tightloops1971@reddit

Thing is, he's not stupid, he was guest on Question Time and didn't embarrass himself, he's just violent and filled with anger.
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Used_Contribution314@reddit

Because he’s French. Or he was for a bit anyway
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xsarahsocksx@reddit

I've always likened him to a wasp.
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Early_Enthusiasm_787@reddit

Bigger question is why would anyone hire him
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Basketball312@reddit

He's capable of saying intelligent things and he was a great footballer. He is also capable of being a violent, bigoted thug and I don't think anyone can claim to know otherwise at this point.
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Kamoebas@reddit

Because he's a grifter. They do not realise as it becomes thier whole schtick. This is how they make money.
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mostly_kittens@reddit

It’s the Dunning-Kruger effect. People who are helmets don’t realise they are a helmet, because they are a helmet.
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PeroniNinja84@reddit

He’s like all the other chancers who have gotten on the anti-woke train. Most of them don’t even believe what they are saying half the time. They do it because they know it’s an easy way to get a following and that’s all they are interested in. Like someone’s already mentioned: Hate sells and it’s also pays.
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KramNevoned@reddit

It's called the Dunning-Kruger effect
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realmattyr@reddit

Because he doesn’t have to.
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Adorable_Week7181@reddit

Who?
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MasterpieceAlone8552@reddit

Ronnie Fucking Pickering!
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PowerfulAppeal6511@reddit

Feels like he never really reflects on anything.
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Weird-End5410@reddit

The bloke is 43. If he doesn't know by now he'll never learn.
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Bastrato@reddit

How does he look 53?
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CALCIUM_CANNONS@reddit

Because he's a helmet.
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exkingzog@reddit

I think the correct phrase is “absolute helmet”.
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BassIck@reddit (OP)

That's truer than you realise.
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Qwertyuiop4325@reddit

He's always thought this but he's only just begun to voice his opinions given the modern debate around free speech. I know people who know his family and from what I've been told, they're cut from the same cloth for the most part, some are nicer and some are worse than young Joey but yeah, it's like asking how do you make a narcissist realise they're a narcissist? You can't really, just got to smile and crack on.
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gtr011191@reddit

Helmets rarely realise
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N-F-F-C@reddit

The most shocking thing about Joey Barton is the fact that somebody wants so fit to give him a manager‘s job As expected, he decided to stop beating up players
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Dull_Life_4217@reddit

Inanimate objects don't usually know what they are
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Funmachine@reddit

His whole family are wronguns.
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jamusbondusvii@reddit

He does, he just doesn't care.
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Delicious-Knee3647@reddit

Because he's a cock
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Primary_Wear7434@reddit

I'm not entirely sure he's that self aware 😂😂😂
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