Anon is a bit snackish

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An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit

Reminds me of my older brother, me and my wife do very well so we've got room for two kids, her parents, us, and a spare room.

We let him stay over because he was jobless, struggling with gambling and smoking weed all the time.

One night we were all going to the movies and eat out, and he was the only one who didn't want to go because he had a "call of duty tournament".

This fucking guy sold my couch whilst we were at the movies, and managed to spend it all on weed in six hours

He was absolutely shocked we were furious because he thought that moving in meant he had equal ownership of our house?

We dumped all his shit outside minus his tv, playstation, and weed. First time and last time I became a drug dealer just to get our fucking money back for a new couch.

Older bro lives with mom now, he got arrested for prostituting himself to gay men for weed. That man will do anything but get a 9 to 5.

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RenjiUzii@reddit

Holy fuck this is terrible but I genuinely had a good laugh

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avagrantthought@reddit

Is weed that addictive or does he just have that little self value and that much laziness?

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An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit

Nope, he's been straight for 30 years up until he decided to sell his bottom.

I don't think weed is addictive, but he certainly is lazy.

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_carzard_@reddit

Besides four pretty good/normal snacks, they have no snacks!

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Joshgg13@reddit

What was it about beggars and choosing?

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DucklingInARaincoat@reddit

Uhm, never lower your standards king 👑

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LordIVoldemor@reddit

beggars are picky choosers or whatever

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John_Oakman@reddit

Anon is no beggar, he is merely a temporarily embarrassed aristocrat.

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TearOpenTheVault@reddit

Dude just have some oreos, what’s the big deal.

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Tuarangi@reddit

Anon is bored of eating black things full of white cream

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avagrantthought@reddit

I know right? How does one get bored of that?

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Too-many-Bees@reddit

Lists 5 different things he could snack on.

Eats a 6th option

OMG there are no snacks

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YoungDiscord@reddit

He'd probably complain they're unsalted

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Jabvarde@reddit

It's ok because it's a made up scenario to bait comments just like yours

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KingAndross904@reddit

Even though the scenario is likely fake, people like this do exist.

There's a whole subreddit about choosy beggars. The type that if you gifted them a bar of gold they'd complain it was too heavy - they want diamonds or something. But if you gave them diamonds they'd complain they're too easy to lose because they're small. Or if you cut out the middle man and just handed them a stack of cash, they'd complain you didn't Venmo it for their maximum convenience for online shopping.

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

Op made it up to rage farm for karma but honestly this sub is so dead that idc and I am grateful.

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Righteous_Fury@reddit

Anon clearly has an electrolyte deficiency. Cookies and candy do not count as a SALTY snack!!!

I agree that there were calories available, even tasty ones. However the fact that this poor soul ended up eating salted crackers clearly indicates a need for SALT. The Oreos don't help one bit if you are in need of POTASSIUM or SODIUM 🤦‍♂️

Electrolyte deficiency can really mess a person up! This is a MEDICAL NEED not a fucking snack snob

BUY THE MAN SOME FUCKING CHIPS. It's what plants crave.

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

It's so clearly bait tbh because of shit like that

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PippinOfAstora@reddit

this is bait dot jaypeg

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coolguygranny@reddit

I mean Oreos, Swedish Fish, Twizzlers, and SkinnyPop are all just disgusting slop.

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PippinOfAstora@reddit

somehow i dont get the impression that the narrator of this definitely-non-fiction greentext is on a health kick lol

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TheWonderSnail@reddit

I don’t care that like 90% of content these days is some version of fake/bait but all I ask is they at least try to make it believable

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PippinOfAstora@reddit

this is the equivalent of a fish hook without bait on it tbh

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mattydeee@reddit

I’d destroy a thing of Oreos right now. They make me fat.

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Dash_Nasty@reddit

I started the whole calorie counting thing and man... Two oreos is 150 fucking calories. You can eat your whole day in Oreos in like 10 minutes and still be hungry after.

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Vast-Combination4046@reddit

Instagram said this is a symptom of autism

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miluielmclovin@reddit

Expand pls

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Unreasonably_Manic@reddit

Vore lover spotted

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avagrantthought@reddit

More like inflation lover spotted

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Vast-Combination4046@reddit

Already did

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LasyKuuga@reddit

What posting on 4chan?

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Vast-Combination4046@reddit

Never liking what you have for snacks.

But like posting on 4chan is definitely a big symptom

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drak0ni@reddit

That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever read, and I have autism.

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RatOgryn@reddit

No, that just means you're gay.

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Automatic-Worry-1498@reddit

be on 4chan gay

What's the difference?

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THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit

We don't know the backstory here. Does anyone have the lore?

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

The backstory is that Anon’s brother and wife are helping him during a tough time and Anon is thanking him by being an entitled scum bag. Or something I dunno fake and gay etc etc

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Ycr1998@reddit

Anon is a NEET

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TuckerDaGreat@reddit

Yes anon will die alone

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yaangyiing_@reddit

spoilers

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meme-man-421@reddit

Chuddiest chud to ever chud

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Cozy_Minty@reddit

The best snack is bel vita breakfast biscuits, the cranberry ones. I like that they are cookies but call them something else so I can feel like a healthy person

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

I'll set the O/U for anon's weight at 333 lbs.

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DankElderberries420@reddit

Foids always see men that need help as losers so she was primed from the start to be irritated

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

Such a sad person lol

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DankElderberries420@reddit

You don't know the half of it

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

Oh no I can't get bitches wah

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mighty_bandersnatch@reddit

Yeah what a bitch, being annoyed by her jobless loser brother in law living off of her and her husband without contributing

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Pure_Cartoonist9898@reddit

Nah he just a loser dude

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eat_my_bowls92@reddit

Bro, if you’re living somewhere for free, don’t whine about the snacks.

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travis_the_odd@reddit

Anon should get a fucking job

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Moore2257@reddit

Anon has always been the problem in the family but refuses to acknowledge it

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j3hadipi3@reddit

He should’ve snacked on his brothers wife ifunomsayin

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Outli3rZ@reddit

You are correct, you are a joke of a man.

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DiabeticRhino97@reddit

The type of person that posts this gets off on being insulted, right?

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caughtyoulookinn@reddit

Besides being bait im sure there is a scenario exactly like this going on as we speak

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stromyoloing@reddit

Anon’s snack is smooching off his bro and SIL

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rustyscrotum69@reddit

Isn’t this a repost? I swear I’ve seen this before.

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Righteous_Fury@reddit

Anon clearly has an electrolyte deficiency. Cookies and candy do not count as a SALTY snack!!!

I agree that there were calories available, even tasty ones. However the fact that this poor soul ended up eating salted crackers clearly indicates a need for SALT. The Oreos don't help one bit if you are in need of POTASSIUM or SODIUM 🤦‍♂️

Electrolyte deficiency can really mess a person up! This is a MEDICAL NEED not a fucking snack snob

BUY THE MAN SOME FUCKING CHIPS. It's what plants crave.

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Judah_Earl@reddit

Living rent-free in brothers house, still complains.

Classic redditor.

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