Think Microsoft Last

Posted by UniqueSteve@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 125 comments

My 25+ year journey from Microsoft fanboy to Microsoft hater is almost complete.

A couple of the most recent things:

Autopilot works maybe 40% of the time. I thought it was just me, but looking at the posts here others find it to be a piece of crap.

We had an issue with an internal system that sent ourselves a ton of mail (not outbound, not relaying off M365, only receiving). That triggered a block of outbound mail. Okay, I get it. Went through help document, says to contact them. I did, guy said it should be resolved at midnight — nothing more they could do. I asked to escalate call, hangs up on me. Eventually calls back and after 5 attempts to talk to the escalated agent he says — have to wait 24 hrs, nothing they can do. Great, no outbound email, no business, no help. Wait 30 hrs, still not fixed. I tried calling, on hold for an hour with no indication of how long to wait. Give up, submit another ticket they call back go through a verification process to make sure we weren’t hacked and an hour later turn it back on. The original agents were wrong, it was never going to resolve itself.

You might say it’s my fault… I didn’t call the right number, I’m an idiot for not fixing autopilot, okay… well, I am not an idiot. It should not be my responsibility to navigate their broken garbage. I would have paid the per incident support except I could not figure out how. You cannot do it with an m365 account… why? I don’t know… f you, that’s why? So I setup a non-m365 account (per their recommendation) but that ended up in a login loop. Why? Because f you stupid customer.

They hate me, their process is in effect hostile to customers. It’s like I don’t pay them, except I do — a lot! They treat my OS like I am not a paying customer and they can just fill it up with ads, hijack my browser, put AI everywhere…

It’s just this pile of barely working garbage. I am so tired. So from now on, Microsoft will always be my last choice.