Someone is threatening your life unless you sing a song and remember every single word. What song are you picking?
Posted by iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 1053 comments
Far_Talk_74@reddit
ABC's or Twinkle twinkle little star is the safe choice.
Dramatic-Box-6847@reddit
Your house by Alanis Morissette
Playongo@reddit
Weird Al - Good Old Days https://youtu.be/4XYyphia1JM
Inner_Injury2940@reddit
Shoop
jziggs228@reddit
Oooh this was my answer, too! Posted before I saw yours; here is my upvote, fellow First Ladies of Rap fan.
Separate-Parfait4995@reddit
Same!
frankzappa2020@reddit
Here we go again
jynxthechicken@reddit
Girls what's my weakness? Men!
Angelkrista@reddit
I would totally live with this song!
PFRforLIFE@reddit
this is the song i had memorized in middle school but id probably flub it if my life was on the line so ill go with napalm death - you suffer (it’s like two seconds long and the only word is you)
iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit (OP)
Have you seen the TikTok trend with this?
moxvoxfox@reddit
Here [we] go again
Separate-Parfait4995@reddit
“Shoop” by Salt n’ Pepa
StatementLazy1797@reddit
Tequila.
No_Subject_343@reddit
Me: Teqweela. Wait. Noooo!
theintroverted87@reddit
I'd be so stressed and probably fuck up the lyrics and yell Vodka!
jeophys152@reddit
I figured someone would beat me to it
Relevant_Outside2781@reddit
Oooooooh even twinkle twinkle was hard mode compared to this. Nicely done. You even have a musical lead in we all know so you’d sing it at the right time too. Legendary. lol
AwkwardlyTwisted@reddit
🎵Vodka🎵
Fuck!!
I_am_normal_I_swear@reddit
That video makes me laugh so hard each time I see it
redbanner1@reddit
"Tortilla! No, wait..!"
MNxpat33@reddit
spaceship_sunrise@reddit
But do you know how many times they say "tequila" in that song without looking it up?
If I didn't have the backing track, I wouldn't be able to do it 100% correctly.
BK_0000@reddit
Three.
MrPlumbdaddy@reddit
Lazy_Squash_8423@reddit
Same
srdev_ct@reddit
How is this not #1?
Dagonet_the_Motley@reddit
Exactly how many times was "tequila" said in the song?
AdjunctFunktopus@reddit
I would’ve gotten lucky. But I’d have been hella nervous about it.
Zax2004@reddit
I sang it at karaoke one time and at least for the version they had, it was three.
M00themighty@reddit
ShakespearianShadows@reddit
Because there’s tons of music with no lyrics at all. Sit quietly and you’re done.
No_Stress1164@reddit
Yep, was coming to post this, glad it was here already.
mediocre_bro@reddit
ht to Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Familiar_Ad_3986@reddit
I'm blue. Dabodedabodi
MonkeyBred@reddit
FUWS@reddit
Aight, stop what ya doin, cause Imma bout to ruin, da image and the style that you used to….
thunderlips36@reddit
I look funny, but yo I'm makin money
Unique-Umpire-1551@reddit
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Cherry_Hammer@reddit
I drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf
So just let me introduce myself
honeybee7997@reddit
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Yo Ladies, oh how I’d like to funk thee.
roundbadge2@reddit
And other rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.
Gold-Lion-8855@reddit
Steppin tall, yall. And just like Humpty Dumpty? You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
ilovefood755@reddit
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I’m spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Fletch_Lives_@reddit
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
SyntheticScrivner@reddit
Sometimes I get ridiculous I eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo, fat girl! C"mere, are you ticklish?
drewbie440@reddit
Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny, never stopped me from getting busy. I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
ThermionicMho@reddit
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee, they say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me! I'm still gettin in the girls pants, and I even got my own dance!
kjm16216@reddit
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the funk
Oh Sexy Baby!
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Yeah I called you gay. Look at me I'm skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy.
Garf_artfunkle@reddit
My name is Coach Z, pronounced with an Oach-Zee-
FUCK
Lopsided-Crazy-365@reddit
My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty
rohm418@reddit
Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
Dakota1228@reddit
MY NAME IS HUMPTY
goobershank@reddit
I was gonna go with “Alright stop. Collaborate and listen….”
HighOnGoofballs@reddit
Stop, collaborate and listen…
TheUnknownStuntman51@reddit
Mine too. Great karaoke choice
No_Subject_343@reddit
On pitch? I’m dead.
sarcasticundertones@reddit
mr. big’s “to be with you”
iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit (OP)
I chose Stay but my second thought was Blister in the Sun
critical_patch@reddit
When I’m a-walkin’ I strut my stuff!
farfrompukenjc@reddit
And I’m so strung out
DMmeDuckPics@reddit
I'm high as a kite
DoveOnTheInternet@reddit
And i just might stop and check you out
enters_and_leaves@reddit
LETMEGOOWWWWWWAAOOONN
modsguzzlehivekum@reddit
Like a blister in the sun
checkoutmuhhat@reddit
Modestly-Witty-User@reddit
Big hands, I know you’re the one.
Fuggsy@reddit
And I just might
BigConstruction4247@reddit
👏👏
👏👏
Euphoric_Evidence414@reddit
Used to always beep-beep, beep-beep my horn to that bit
Merusk@reddit
The fact I can harmonize so perfectly with Gordon Gano on any song is what convinced me that my HS girlfriend really didn't have an objective viewpoint on my voice.
grrgrrtigergrr@reddit
I like that you picked Stay, which has the line “I thought I’d live forever, but now I’m not so sure” when singing a song to save your life.
GroundbreakingWing48@reddit
We would have been friends. ❤️
Phoniceau@reddit
I could do that too!
BrooklynRobot@reddit
$8k a month
be_loved_freak@reddit
DiscoLibra@reddit
Epic by FNM
Lou_Skunnt69@reddit
ABCs. Taking no chances.
Relevant_Outside2781@reddit
Came here to say twinkle twinkle, glad to see we are both getting out alive 😂
most_triumphant_yeah@reddit
Without looking it up, what’s the next line
Relevant_Outside2781@reddit
Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high. Like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are.
inserts meme from Pitch Perfect crushed it (I’m on my phone lol)
Now I looked it up AFTER I typed it here to check my work, and found apparently it’s originally five stanzas! Holy shit, I know THEN I’d be royally screwed because I thought it was just the one lol
Somethingisshadysir@reddit
This is my plan also
iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit (OP)
See I clearly don’t have survival skills
spoung45@reddit
A B C D E F G H I COOKIE MONSTER!!!!
CheesyRomantic@reddit
AnUdderDay@reddit
Cookie monster's not a letter of the alphabet!
CheesyRomantic@reddit
Well he did become part of it.
VonBrewskie@reddit
Dude this was my favorite bit in Sesame Street. It was so funny. Just the hard cut to Cookie Monster and the girl laughing while Kermit was like, "this biiiiiiiitch." Classic.
CheesyRomantic@reddit
Kermi was feeling jelly 😆
JoshSidekick@reddit
I got to pull this reference while talking to a Sesame Street puppeteer. I was very pleased with how appreciated it was.
PackageNorth8984@reddit
Yeah, but this song is such a cool choice. Did you know that Ethan Hawke shot the video?
Relevant_Outside2781@reddit
Ah but now you prepared yourself, so survival skills intact!!
nobearable@reddit
🤣
We gotchu!
PunchNmunch@reddit
mlnop
polipolimist@reddit
I can still perfectly recite “The 50 States That Rhyme”. Remember the Friends episode where they had to list all 50? I would’ve won… and would’ve done it in alphabetical order. 🤭
AnUdderDay@reddit
Abkadefhhijekylminopqrstuvwxyz?
Big bird, that's not a word!
thunderlips36@reddit
But do you go L M N O or ellemenno?
yticomodnar@reddit
Better question: is it 'X, Y, Z' or is it 'X, Y, and Z'?
punktualPorcupine@reddit
Or like the British and Canadians “X, Y… #ZED”
sabrewolfACS@reddit
exactly!
but not just those... also Indians, Aussies, Kiwis, Irish, Belizans, most islands, etc ... and nearly every single second language speaker that didn't just pick up English from social media
Embarrassed-Help-568@reddit
Robosl0b@reddit
Ella Minnow Pea
ViciousSnatch@reddit
Off topic, but have you read the book called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn? It’s such a sweet little novel. Here’s the description: 2001 epistolary novel set on the fictional island of Nollop, where a council bans letters of the alphabet as they fall from a monument to the pangram's creator, Nevin Nollop, forcing the islanders to adapt their language and fight for freedom against encroaching totalitarianism.
FRESH_TWAAAATS@reddit
Ella men oh pea
allusium@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0r8egBvWRM
thunderlips36@reddit
I had no idea this existed. Thank you for that
elemenohpenc@reddit
elemenohpe
Zippityzeebop@reddit
Yo they changed the ABC song. Nothing is sacred.
You're dead, homie.
vidvicious@reddit
But what if you sing “Tell me what you think of me.” And they were expecting “Next time won’t you sing with me?”
PackageNorth8984@reddit
LMNO…
brakeb@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb47CstE7R4
muhna muhna... do do doo doo do
Mindslyder404@reddit
Problem is, there's a new version. It is bad. but you gotta hope you pick the correct one.
Oaken_beard@reddit
“Now I know my ABC’s, next time won’t you sing with me?”
“Sorry, I was looking for Tell me what you think of me?”
BigConstruction4247@reddit
Or... won't you come and play with me?
CheesyRomantic@reddit
This is the one I knew growing up.
Oaken_beard@reddit
Either way, I’m suddenly not liking that person’s odds
c4ctus@reddit
Anyone-9451@reddit
That or happy birthday maybe
Mad_Spaniel@reddit
Feeling all smug, 'til The Jackson 5 starts playing.
Madolah@reddit
DOO DOO DO DO DOOO
*Trumpet frills*
fargoLEVY13@reddit
Yeah that or happy birthday
OGHighway@reddit
A B C D E F G...how i wonder what you are.....
......shit.
BigBubbaMac@reddit
As long as I remember that elemenopee isn't one of the actual words
OrangeBird077@reddit
Tequila…………
OmegaRainicorn@reddit
Elemnopee isn’t correct though. It might get you killed.
HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea@reddit
You just saved my life. I have Auditory Processing Disorder, so unless I can read along with the song, I can't make lyrics out for shit. But the Alphabet song? Thank you, Sesame Street and Lou_Skunnt69. I got this.
BigConstruction4247@reddit
What if they're fussy about the ending?
Now I know my ABCs...
Dpgillam08@reddit
Norwegian Death Metal
I too take no chances, but we are not the same
Marcuse0@reddit
Norway is known for black metal. Euronymous would be spinning in his grave.
Drslappybags@reddit
Will they accept the old way or does it have to be the new one?
Turbulent_Tale6497@reddit
The ABC song which, of course, is set to the same tune as "Georgie Porgie Pudding Pie"
brandt-money@reddit
We didn't start the fire - OG Billy version
TossIt22345@reddit
Calling him just Billy and not Billy Joel seems wrong in every fiber of my being. 😂
Adventurous_Pin_344@reddit
I took a class on the Cold War in college with a noted historian. On the last day of class, he said he had a treat for us. On the projector, you could see he had an MP4 file queued up, ominously titled "BJ."
It was not a blow job (phew). It was Billy Joel performing "We Didn't Start the Fire."
Phoniceau@reddit
Every word man?? We learned it for a couple months in 8th grade history class, but i could not recite every single word. Props!
AnonPlz123@reddit
Iiiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days....
ristoman@reddit
I said MAYBEEEEE
chonky__chonker@reddit
You’re gonna be the one that saaaaves meeeeee
trekologer@reddit
That wasn't even the best song on the album
Master-Topic-2989@reddit
You’re gonna be the one to save me…
ristoman@reddit
THAT SAVES me.
ya dead
mretg-reddit@reddit
Happy Birthday
ryansholin@reddit
Nowwwwww here's a little story I've got to tell about three bad brothers you know so well
bitwarrior80@reddit
Around the world, Daft Punk
Dame_Ingenue@reddit
But how many times to do have to sing that line before the song is over?
bitwarrior80@reddit
144 times 💀
theapplekid@reddit
I never remember which part of the song switches from "Around the world, around the world" to "around, around, around, the world"
testmonkeyalpha@reddit
That's gross
coolbandshirt@reddit
Haha
SaintBellyache@reddit
Really?
Dame_Ingenue@reddit
Don’t loose count, whatever you do!
mershed_perderders@reddit
Also acceptable: "Television Rules the Nation"
chicacherrie82@reddit
That was my first thought because it was in my head already, but I'd be afraid I'd get the number of repetitions wrong.
By the way, do you play Bandle?
Lavender_Wynter@reddit
I use to sing it everytime it came on TV 😂.
Temporary-Lawyer4603@reddit
That was my idea too, but i wonder if i don't prefer to die...
WherestheTac0s@reddit
Hmmm, how does that go again? 🤔
WhiskersinStrudel@reddit
Correct answer
Capta-nomen-usoris@reddit
Tequila
Fredwood@reddit
This is the song that doesn't end
Whore-a-bullTroll@reddit
Oof, I don't know- they would probably still kill you out of pure rage for getting that song stuck in their head
theapplekid@reddit
parent already messed up the lyrics though; it's the song that never ends
TimeCadet@reddit
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Genepoolperfect@reddit
Somebody started singing it
dl_mj12@reddit
Not knowing what it was
Mcayenne@reddit
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
timbreandsteel@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xennials/s/sR05yn9cch
TimeCadet@reddit
Literally 'back from the top' lol
Hypnic-_-Jerk@reddit
And they’ll continue singing it
thisgirlsaphoney@reddit
Oooo... Either you lose or I lose. I remember it as "some people" from Lambchop. I could be wrong. This was also my first thought.
anniemdi@reddit
I always say "some people".
itriedicant@reddit
not knowing what it was
Zehdarian@reddit
Not knowing what it was ...
Minimum-Divide2589@reddit
Best answer!
amiscci999@reddit
FormidableMistress@reddit
Right? Everyone else said "Tequila" and I thought I will be singing the operatic rock masterpiece that siren Freddie Mercury bestowed upon humanity. Complete with the lyrics, the voices, dramatic faces and hand gestures. I'm fighting for my life right? What better way to ask to be let go.
amiscci999@reddit
Ha I actually had same exact thought
TimeCadet@reddit
NO STAIRWAY 🎸
Mekroval@reddit
CmdretteZircon@reddit
Denied!
BloodyRightNostril@reddit
Sha!
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
imhereforthevotes@reddit
I sang this on a canoe trip, no back up, right? But in a group. I think we managed to get all they way through.
ElfDestruct@reddit
Some of the long ones like that still just work...
American Pie.
amiscci999@reddit
My first 45 ☺️
_Notebook_@reddit
I really thought about this one and I don’t miss a beat in Bohemian Rhapsody.
amiscci999@reddit
I sing it for my 85 year old mother in the car
icybowler3442@reddit
One week. Because fuck him.
itsjakerobb@reddit
I summon fish to the dish, though I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi ‘cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Ghattibond@reddit
Hot like wasabi when I busy rhymes, speak like Leanne Rymes, 'cause I'm all about values
itsjakerobb@reddit
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
bulletbassman@reddit
Baby got back
My friends and i listened to it enough for me to pull that out of my ass.
Responsible_Meat66@reddit
Number 9 - Beatles
jojackmcgurk@reddit
Informer by Snow.
My mom didn't raise no Gen X bitch. I'll go out laughing.
portrait_black@reddit
A licky boom boom down
babyBear83@reddit
And for so many years I thought this line had to do with licking butts. I just shrugged it off and thought nothing of it at the time. Lmao. Now I’ve learned it’s about getting shot down. Hence the “boom boom” part..
jojackmcgurk@reddit
Only lyric I know after "Infoooooormer!"
My death will be legendary
froction@reddit
I prefer the David Spade "Hollywood Minute" version:
"In-fooooooour months...I'm going to be working at a car wash in Reseda."
chonky__chonker@reddit
The line that stayed with me was “Where dey looked down me pants, look up me bottom, so”
On the rest of the song, I’ll be dying along side you.
LakeEffectSnow@reddit
I feel this one.
PORTOGAZI@reddit
I’m with you. I directed two music video for Snow and spent a bunch of time hanging with him. Interesting dude alright.
Muzzledpet@reddit
Jealous! I loved the 12 inches of snow album
firesticks@reddit
You sound like an interesting dude yourself! Toronto based?
PORTOGAZI@reddit
Haha, that sounds like a pickup line. Yerp I'm TO born and raised
scum_manifesto@reddit
A boy in my class said if I let him kiss me, he’d tell me the words to Informer.
jojackmcgurk@reddit
That's a lie. It's a proven fact that no one knows the words.
scum_manifesto@reddit
It was a lie and I fell for it :(
In my defence, I was 10 years old.
jojackmcgurk@reddit
I'll tell you all the lyrics to "Scatman" for a kiss
BigGingerYeti@reddit
As long as it sounds right they can't say it isn't!
nudave@reddit
I would do surprisingly better at this than most people.
In the pre-Internet days, MTV ran version of this video with the lyrics scrolling across the bottom. Through the cunning use of a VCR and a legal notepad, I had them all written down and worked on memorizing them.
I probably still remember 90%.
Only1Skrybe@reddit
Detective man ah say that-a me Snow, me stabbed someone down the lane. A licky boom boom down.
We're not going out without a fight.
RobotCaptainEngage@reddit
Tequila.
babyBear83@reddit
Beastie boys - Paul Revere
Responsible_Trash_40@reddit
Paul Revere - Beastie Boys
frankzappa2020@reddit
Here's a little story, i got to tell. About 3 bad brothers you know so well
aimsemma@reddit
It Takes Two - Rob Base & DJ Easy Rock Signs - Tesla Who Will Save Your Soul - Jewel
PriscillaAnn@reddit
Regulators… mount up
mstermind@reddit
Baby Shark ...
frankzappa2020@reddit
I'd rather die
cptsears@reddit
Intergalactic
Planetary
Planetary
Intergalactic
frankzappa2020@reddit
Well, now, don't you tell me to smile said with a gun to my head
chonky__chonker@reddit
Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension Another dimension
OhTheHueManatee@reddit
Tequila
awwhorseshit@reddit
Manha mahna
frankzappa2020@reddit
My answer too
Mikeharding17503@reddit
YYZ by RUSH
BStevens65@reddit
The Star Spangled Banner. I guarantee my rendition will not only save my life, it will make them run away!
liltooclinical@reddit
"Boom" -Bloodhound Gang
Cute_Researcher_6578@reddit
Darude - Sandstorm
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun
Rthepirate@reddit
Rappers delight
TheHairyHeathen@reddit
mrkaczor@reddit
Jolka jolka
geezorious@reddit
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
ReasonsToRhyme@reddit
Tequila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVCC0MBT6bE
Shoulda_Ben_Aborted@reddit
Das Efx - They Want Efx
KayBear2@reddit
Ice ice baby. Those song lyrics are burnt into my brain and once I start it, I can’t stop until it’s over.
DorkSide0fTheForce@reddit
Bohemian Rhapsody
infinity1011@reddit
Bohemian Rhapsody. Wayne's world mtv video sunk it into my memory
Dramatic-Sound5479@reddit
In west Philadelphia born and raised on a playground is where I spend most of my days
BlueInkAlchemist@reddit
Hello... I've waited here for you... everlong...
Wonkavator83@reddit
Savage Garden - I Want You
AvocadoToastFailure@reddit
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie…
chonky__chonker@reddit
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables. Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Miss-Construe-@reddit
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Stock car flaming with a loser and the cruise control
chonky__chonker@reddit
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D. Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat.
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt. Don't believe everything that you breathe
RadioGagaLabHead@reddit
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your foodstamps and burnin down the trailer park
mhyquel@reddit
yo cut it.
BlueInkAlchemist@reddit
sooooooooooy un perdedor\~
I'm a loser babaaaaaay, so why don't ya kill me (double barrel buckshot)
scratchfury@reddit
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
scratchfury@reddit
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Harlockarcadia@reddit
In this same vein I don’t think I could fully quote New Pollution correctly
mis_no_mer@reddit
Beck - Loser
EBN_Drummer@reddit
John Cage's 4′33″
Green Onions
Wipeout
Pipeline
Chemicalcandy80@reddit
Roxanne
Twisted_paperclips@reddit
Either "I Want You" or "To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden. Got both of them nailed down in my head.
CreatureCampbell@reddit
Tequila
morganalefaye125@reddit
"Iiiin west Philadelphia, born and raised....."
ImJustAThrowawayUser@reddit
Green Onions
It’s been nice knowing you 😭
Joebu11211@reddit
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name
mahoniacadet@reddit
Now in my younger days I used to sport a sag…
Shanklin_The_Painter@reddit
"Tequila" by The Champs
monji_cat@reddit
Happy Birthday
--pobodysnerfect--@reddit
Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac
revdon@reddit
Tequila!
ChilieConCarney82@reddit
Minimum Wage - They Might Be Giants
nocountryforolddick@reddit
Daft punk - around the world
smokythejoker@reddit
The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
_Kzero_@reddit
Happy Birthday
If it has to be a legit song song, Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph
PokerbushPA@reddit
Tequila
Ayuuun321@reddit
My dumbass would pick the lampchop song that never ends and I wouldn’t be able to end it.
CarefulChocolate8226@reddit
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - The person threatining you commits sucide
Kizenny@reddit
Happy birthday or ABCs
BenHippynet@reddit
The Champs - Tequila
georgecm12@reddit
Harold Faltermeyer, "Axel F."
chonky__chonker@reddit
The Peter Griffin version?
p-u-n-k@reddit
And then another eh, eh, eh-eh-eh
Ness_of_Onett@reddit
Tequila
PorkChoppyMcMooch@reddit
We Didn't Start the Fire. I memorized when I was 10 for this exact scenario. I want to impress my abductors to the point where they voluntarily let me go or just beg me to head up their crew.
Atom1419@reddit
O'Canada 🇨🇦
nudave@reddit
Minimum wage by they might be Giants
ChaosCelebration@reddit
Fingertips
Has_Two_Cents@reddit
This was my answer as well, surprised I had to scroll this far to find it.
HermioneMarch@reddit
The Sun song for me
enters_and_leaves@reddit
Great. This is the first song in this thread that actually got stuck in my head; and “ the song that never ends” was right above this one.
lolsalmon@reddit
A GIGANTIC NUCLEAR FURNACE
testmonkeyalpha@reddit
Came here looking for this one!
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Ah crap I didn't scroll far enough before I answered this exact same thing 🤣
roundbadge2@reddit
HOLY SHIT.
I remember hearing this song decades ago, but every time I mentioned it to someone over the past 30 years, people looked at me like I had 3 heads.
I feel like I heard it while watching "Pump Up The Volume", but looking at the soundtrack it's not listed there.
NOW I KNOW.
Ok_Evening2804@reddit
The PUtV soundtrack only has about half the songs in the movie, so it might have still been from that. I don't remember for sure.
nudave@reddit
And knowing is half the battle.
viceversa@reddit
Heeyah!
nudave@reddit
Ok, we’re done.
Tsunamiis@reddit
lol forgot about that one until the reply I thought my cd player broke
kgruesch@reddit
In junior high we used to call local fast food restaurants and blast this when they answered the phone...
kneat@reddit
Billy Joel, River of Dreams. Live to embarrass myself another day.
Dry_Chocolate_4981@reddit
TEQUILA!
MushroomMossSnail@reddit
Pretty Fly For a White Guy
Hypersky75@reddit
Never realized how much she looks like Bruce McCullough from Kids in the Hall. Her mannerisms, the way she moves. He would've made a great impression of her.
HYThrowaway1980@reddit
Informer by Snow.
Who’s gonna tell me I’m wrong?
Famous-Hunt-6461@reddit
Bohemian Rhapsody
bascule@reddit
Ceremony by Joy Division / New Order. Wait, no!
Kern4lMustard@reddit
Feel Good Hit of the Summer by Queens of the Stone Age
DarinCN@reddit
Tequila
Both-Leading3407@reddit
The devil went down to Georgia
dieth@reddit
Daft Punk - Around the world.
The real trick will be can I count to 144!
cannasuer4@reddit
Tequila
mithril80@reddit
Loved that album so much :) So many good (and not so good) memories. That's life.
PaleBlueDotNet@reddit
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
dospinacoladas@reddit
💯
Putrid-Tap3992@reddit
That on that goes nah...nahnahnahnah naaaaah
AccidentalTourista@reddit
Happy birthday
Big-Dig-Pig@reddit
Tequila
LatterFail5208@reddit
Toys R Us theme song
arboreal_rodent@reddit
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
New_Collection5295@reddit
Happy birthday.
srdev_ct@reddit
What do you put in the name part? How do you know it’s correct? Is there a standard?
ShillinTheVillain@reddit
Happy birthday dear captor,
Happy birthday to you
Mekroval@reddit
Huh?! My name is not "captor"! It is Emmanuel! You die now!!
succubus6984@reddit
And many MOREEEEEE!!!
Seriously, I hope we have many many more birthdays together even if its as your singing prisoner 😁🫣
toomanycookstew@reddit
Happy Birthday to you You belong in a zoo
Wait… fuck!
overide@reddit
You smell like a monkey!
Crotchslush@reddit
And look like one too!
LibrarianFlaky951@reddit
Pee-u!
spanieldors@reddit
See, that’s where you signed your death certificate.
It goes, “You live in a zoo.”
JackhorseBowman@reddit
I don't know why but I read this in the tune of the song that OP is referring to.
don51181@reddit
Yup because a lot of 1990’s songs have some confusing lyrics I probably still get wrong. 😆
badgerhammer0408@reddit
Anything Pearl Jam = instant death for me if complete lyric accuracy is the goal.
don51181@reddit
Yup, I’m just there for the even flow of the lyrics. 😆
dufferwjr@reddit
That's what I was thinking, or Mary had a little lamb.
Ok-Zookeepergame1900@reddit
Tequila! The Champs, 1958
PuffinPastry@reddit
You know all three verses?
Adventurous-Rip8958@reddit
IYKYK
Crouton_Sharp_Major@reddit
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
Sharessa84@reddit
dadadaduh...LEONARD BERNSTEIN!
BoonToolies@reddit
Someone has a death wish
Allaplgy@reddit
Even harder...
"Alright, picture this if you will....."
Crouton_Sharp_Major@reddit
Ha. I could actually do Rosetta stoned. The joke here was that it would be the end of the world as I know.
Euphoric_Evidence414@reddit
Such a heavy burden now to be the one born to bear in writ to all the details of our ending…
I’ve since learned it’s “and read to all” but I like my first interpretation better
Crouton_Sharp_Major@reddit
I struggle with the opening as “after eating an entire box of Krispy Kreme’s”
reillan@reddit
Some of us had nothing better to do than memorize that song.
It is hilarious doing karaoke to it.
BoonToolies@reddit
The rest of us doing karaoke to it.
Euphoric_Evidence414@reddit
LEONARD BERNSTEIN
HistoricalThespian@reddit
What is hilarious is that Michael Stype doesn't even have it memorized....
MaxPower637@reddit
Yes. This was my karaoke jam for a long time
don51181@reddit
We were joking about doing it sometime but never have. I used to have it memorized as a teen.
onlyforobservation@reddit
Can confirm!
RandyAKASmokey@reddit
Stipe can't even remember the words to that. He had to sing it with note cards. Good luck!
SaintBellyache@reddit
Hard mode over here
Angelkrista@reddit
I tried so hard to memorize this one! I came close. Not close enough to live.
BOSS_OF_THE_INTERNET@reddit
(And I feel fine)
AxsDeny@reddit
Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants
flipfloppery@reddit
The only living boy in New Cross - Carter the unstoppable sex machine.
Ctendall@reddit
The only true safe bet is whipout by the beach boys
Competitive_Peak_537@reddit
Tequila
Ctendall@reddit
Brave choice
Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit
Throttle - next big thing
protossaccount@reddit
lol! I have heard this song covered so many times that when I saw Lisa Loeb sing it, it took me a while to believe it was her.
I have lived in LA for a few years now and I walked in on her singing at an event. I dint believe it was her until the host started gushing.
DenialNode@reddit
Just like heaven by the cure Ice ice baby by vanilla ice
Mr402TheSouthSioux@reddit
Mama said knock you out. LL Cool J.
Mr-ShinyAndNew@reddit
don't you ever, ever, pull my liver
Mr402TheSouthSioux@reddit
Lol.
elgigantedelsur@reddit
NOFX, Linoleum
Randall_Hickey@reddit
Why don’t we do it in the road?
Prestigious-Cry-5190@reddit
Daft Punk - Around the world
Liljagaren@reddit
Doop.
KoRaZee@reddit
Batman
HeyNow646@reddit
16 sodium ions walk into a bar. The bartender shouts: BATMAN!
MechanicalGodzilla@reddit
So they will threaten my life unless I can sing a song? But if I cannot, they will threaten my life, but actually do nothing?
F31NT@reddit
Anything by Ms. Rachel.
Sensitive-Ad-7475@reddit
Do the Bartman. Obviously.
OregonGrown34@reddit
Twist
Wise_Finance_5315@reddit
Tequila
bullmckimmz@reddit
Memory
Matty_D47@reddit
Regulate
LongLostStorybook@reddit
Cuban Pete
French1220@reddit
I like big butts and I cannot lie..
gotbock@reddit
Informer...
real_vurambler@reddit
Alice's Restaurant
ThatInAHat@reddit
Tequila?
FrozenLaughs@reddit
iiiiiiiiit's been...
thepoppaparazzi@reddit
Ice Ice Baby
GnomesStoleMyMeds@reddit
The alphabet song. It will probably the only song I can remember in a high stress situation.
MartinMerten@reddit
Anything from Animaniacs.
username32768@reddit
Seriously? You gonna name every country in the world?
mickeltee@reddit
And it’s every country in the world in 1993. That has changed quite a bit.
sohcgt96@reddit
I remember watching the show/song in eager anticipation for him to name Djibouti and was not disappointed.
Euphoric_Evidence414@reddit
Had a friend in hs who wanted that on his license plate and got “DJBOTI”
Legend, even if I had to ask him what DJ Body meant.
Logvin@reddit
I listened to it recently and Puerto Rico is on the list. 😂
modulus801@reddit
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
crapnapkins@reddit
Indianapolis, Indiana
ObligationJumpy6415@reddit
And Columbus is the capital of Oh-I-o
itsjakerobb@reddit
O-hi-o
modulus801@reddit
There's Montgomery, Alabama.
1lurk2like34profit@reddit
South of Helena, Montana
WhiskersinStrudel@reddit
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
BittenBeads@reddit
Watch them make you sing the dictionary song...
AssumptionRemarkable@reddit
Santeria by Sublime
Pseudorealizm@reddit
Early in the morning rise into the street, light me up that cigarette and I'll strap shoes on my feet.
3720-to-1@reddit
I don't practice santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball... I had a million dollars but I, I spent it allllll...
Wolf444555666777@reddit
If I could find that Heina And that Sancho that she's found Well, I'd pop a cap in Sancho And I'd slap her down
Euphoric_Evidence414@reddit
What I really wanna say, my baby…
jeremy1015@reddit
But that’s not the lyrics to Santeria lol. You die after one word!
AssumptionRemarkable@reddit
Got to find the reason, reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
No_Dig6177@reddit
Life is too short so love the one you got cuz you might get run over or you might get shot
KeyWeek446@reddit
I don’t as just gonna put that one
Scrounger888@reddit
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball.
Beach-Gold@reddit
This is the song that never ends.... Oops. I think I just dug myself into a hole.
VonBrewskie@reddit
One Week by the Barenaked Ladies. Come at me.
DoubleHelixPotato@reddit
Tequila.
wingcup1051@reddit
Happy birthday
Legitimate-Produce-1@reddit
Anything by Kenny G
Brewcastle_@reddit
This is the song that never ends . . .
Chaotic424242@reddit
🎶...Happy birthday dear...ummm....oh shit! 💥
TheRogueWolf_YT@reddit
John Cage's 4'33". I might have some trouble with the bridge, though.
qtuner@reddit
1,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1,000,000 bottles of beer, take one down..
qtuner@reddit
this is the song that never ends
wanderinronin@reddit
Happy Birthday to you...
PetuniaPicklePepper@reddit
The song that never ends?
Feisty_Water_3164@reddit
Happy Birthday
CzarvsTzar@reddit
Who let the Dogs out
GeddyAlexNeilFan2112@reddit
Happy Birthday!
TheGroovyGhoulie@reddit
TheGroovyGhoulie@reddit
Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit
Fresh Prince theme song.
DBE113301@reddit
Freak out. And give in. Doesn't matter what you believe in.
PORTOGAZI@reddit
Ice ice Baby. lol
chonky__chonker@reddit
I said stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with his brand new invention
phigene@reddit
Ohp you died on the first word.
PORTOGAZI@reddit
Will it ever stop?
chonky__chonker@reddit
Yo I don’t know, turn off the lights and I’ll glow
PORTOGAZI@reddit
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.
are we really doin this? lol
chonky__chonker@reddit
It’s midnight here so I need to go to sleep. Otherwise yes, we would be doing this!!
PORTOGAZI@reddit
Alright, see you around Beachfront Avenue.
Jupitersd2017@reddit
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one that this song came to randomly
AshDenver@reddit
Happy Birthday.
brandiLeeCO@reddit
Butthole Surfers “Pepper”
Grembo_Jones@reddit
Tequila
V1ncentAdultman@reddit
Elderly Woman…something something…small town
jrjej3j4jj44@reddit
Only one i won't mess up under pressure, Darude, Sandstorm.
DarwinGoneWild@reddit
One Week by Barenaked Ladies.
I like to live dangerously.
mjdny@reddit
TEQUILA!
Secure-Force-9387@reddit
Passin Me By (Pharcyde) or Gimme That Nut (Eazy-E)
MagickMarkie@reddit
It would have to be Welcome to the Jungle.
StartOk4002@reddit
HOO HOO HOO HOO. WIPEOUT.
Imbriglicator@reddit
Metallica - The Call of Ktulu
phigene@reddit
Alright stop. Collaborate and listen
Ralewing@reddit
Boom babba dooba dabba by Powersolo.
missus-bean@reddit
“It was all a dream…I used ta read ‘Word Up’ magazine…”
lolsalmon@reddit
Salt n Peppa and Heavy D up in the limousine
TequilaAndWeed@reddit
Tequila
timthemajestic@reddit
Vienna by Billy Joel. My go-to karaoke.
vidvicious@reddit
Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants
UniqueIndividual3579@reddit
"I'm Henry the 8th I am"
They will suffer too.
HaroldBaws@reddit
Wipeout
Maleficent_Copy_3076@reddit
Jesse’s Girl was the first pop song I memorized.
samuraicat@reddit
Love fool by the cardigans or Sandra D by Rizzo in Grease.
CautiousAd5515@reddit
Rappers Delight.
Aeriila@reddit
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends
Lol
UberVento@reddit
Gin and Juice
trainwreck84@reddit
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you is.
Shit.
Bang
LibrarianFlaky951@reddit
Happy Birthday
Mookieman707@reddit
Chickety China the Chinese chicken... (I don't want to live)
BrianJPugh@reddit
Iron Maiden - Losfer Words or maybe Transylvania.
Nearby-Raisin-4215@reddit
Jingle bells
DrMcJedi@reddit
Song for the Dumped
Abject_Fondant8244@reddit
Give me my money back Give me my money back you bitch
And don't forget To give me back my black tee shirt!
LooseMoralSwurkey@reddit
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire
1northfield@reddit
Fresh Prince of Bell Air.
imhereforthevotes@reddit
You spelled the wrong.
1northfield@reddit
But I sing it the same
imhereforthevotes@reddit
FAIR, FAIR.
mhyquel@reddit
You already fucked it up. It's Bel-Air
1northfield@reddit
Now sing it and tell me the difference
thomcrowe@reddit
Nope, that’s a trick. The album version has extra verses.
3720-to-1@reddit
Annnnnd I know them alllllll
itriedicant@reddit
I do this karaoke and people are really excited for one verse and then get irrationally angry when they realize they don't know all the words. But they usually come back at the end.
TheUnknownStuntman51@reddit
And I yelled to the cabbie Yo homes, smell ya later
Phoniceau@reddit
lol just commented the same!
ExtraDistressrial@reddit
Me too!
therobotscott@reddit
Wipeout
imhereforthevotes@reddit
ALL RIGHT STOP.
SteveEcks@reddit
Probably Flagpole Sitta, or Say it Ain't So... Or Possum Kingdom.
Maybe What I Got or something
Nola_Nativ@reddit
dancingmama4u@reddit
Happy Birthday
Snoo-91213@reddit
Wipeout--I ain't no dummy
fireyqueen@reddit
Head like a hole
Harlockarcadia@reddit
Black as your soul
chonky__chonker@reddit
I’d rather die
BasicDurgeanomics@reddit
Than give you control!
Bang_Shatter_170103@reddit
What if God was one of us?
Hypnic-_-Jerk@reddit
Just a slob like one of us
BasicDurgeanomics@reddit
Just a stranger on the bus
Cinderhazed15@reddit
I always thought it said sloth
chonky__chonker@reddit
Well you’re dead then.
VaguelyInteresting10@reddit
Back once again for the Renegade Master D for Damager, power to the people Back once again for the Renegade Master D for Damager, with the ill behaviour
I think I'll be fine 👍
Katlo1985@reddit
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
Nancy-Drew-Who@reddit
Boys of Summer by Don Henley
Thelichemaster@reddit
Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the street.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream.
itsjakerobb@reddit
Stream.
Sorry, you died.
Cisru711@reddit
Throw your teacher overboard...
Miss-Bees@reddit
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say...
itsjakerobb@reddit
Gotta get her belly full of wine….
wheres_the_revolt@reddit
Tequila
itsjakerobb@reddit
🙋🏻♂️
Some of them, for sure. Maybe most.
CherokeeTrailHeather@reddit
Peaches-Presidents of U.S.A. For some reason it’s in my head regularly and I haven’t heard it in years.
itriedicant@reddit
the real problem there is knowing how many times he repeats "millions of peaches, peaches for me..."
look out.
CherokeeTrailHeather@reddit
Sometimes it’s “millions of peaches, peaches for FREE.” It’ll trip you up for sure.
-wildcat@reddit
Look out!!
moar_waffles_plz@reddit
One Week by Barrnaked Ladies
ElfDestruct@reddit
I got Hook down for sure... but some of One Week still eludes me
itsjakerobb@reddit
Hook isn’t BNL, that’s Hootie.
CheesyRomantic@reddit
That takes talent.
OasisNinjaBat@reddit
Right about now, funk soul brother, check it out now...
itsjakerobb@reddit
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad decisions bad decisions
justforfunzott@reddit
Daft Punk - Around the World
Anti_Freak_Machine@reddit
Yellow Ledbetter. He sings it differently each time. Mumbles the words.
Late-External3249@reddit
Yellow Ledbetter. As far as I can tell, there are no lyrics, you just put a marshmallow in your mouth and make some vague noises.
Paratwa@reddit
https://youtu.be/xLd22ha_-VU?si=FW8jQgE5Jug8zIi1
itsjakerobb@reddit
Those are in fact the words.
jynxthechicken@reddit
This video is great
jynxthechicken@reddit
There is a really funny lyric translation on YouTube. A wizard on a wave lol
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
I wanna leave Bennigan’s
tass_man@reddit
This was my first thought, also for the same reason!
chonky__chonker@reddit
Hahaha I think you have it in one there
Digital_NW@reddit
I’ve looked for good lyrics for this song forever! Nothing ever adds up to how he sings it live.
Slamnflwrchild@reddit
Because he never sings it the same way twice, I heard
cuthman99@reddit
This comment could be one of the actual lyrics
Put_Adventurous@reddit
Feel good hit of the summer.
Typical-Assist2899@reddit
Banana phone.
iheardthemetalclank@reddit
sigh Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…
g3mini1000@reddit
Psychostick - NSFW
https://youtu.be/4PZEBEiTPRE?si=He-PHJgFgqpTznv2
morelikebosyphilis@reddit
Beck - Loser
missnickypearl@reddit
Baby got back
Auyan@reddit
This is everyone's real answer
trumpsmellslikcheese@reddit
Oh my god Becky
Polymox@reddit
Look at her butt.
Auyan@reddit
Its so big, ugh, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
Smallbees@reddit
My go to karaoke song!
chonky__chonker@reddit
I like em round and big an when I’m throwing a gig I just can’t help myself I’m acting like an animal now now here my scandal, I wanna get you home a huh double up huh huh I’m not talking bout playboy because silicon parts are made for toys.
Superb-Chicken-8813@reddit
bandrail@reddit
I know Posse’s on Broadway better.
StitchedSquirrel@reddit
"Tequila" or The Song That Never Ends.
itsjakerobb@reddit
Wipeout.
Von_Jon_Jovi@reddit
Around the world - daft punk
toxboxdevil@reddit
Elmo and ms rachel teeth brushing song. I've heard it twice a day for months now and it's constantly stuck in my head.
Durham1988@reddit
One they don't know.
fubo@reddit
They Might Be Giants, "Minimum Wage"
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
They Might Be Giants -- Minimum Wage
naveedkoval@reddit
I’m dead I’m not a lyrics guy at all
Jaralith@reddit
Dansgolv by KAJ
orrrrr Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. and they're getting the whole song, not the radio edit
nerdrawk@reddit
Tequila
Horror-Chocolate2856@reddit
I'm picking Orion by Metallica
1980pzx@reddit
Eazy E- Boyz in the Hood.
VF-41@reddit
@OP- Hell Yeah, Lisa Loeb! 💕
BittenBeads@reddit
Braineaters by the Misfits.
the_fire_monkey@reddit
"The Call of Ktulu", by Metallica.
purple_house@reddit
Happy birthday
Ingonyama70@reddit
I Want You by Savage Garden, assuming my breath capacity holds. I like to flex.
BallsDieppe@reddit
Live Forever
Old-Package-4792@reddit
Chumbawamba
jcassens@reddit
“This is the song that never ends…”
Possible-Feed-9019@reddit
Tequila.
Life saved.
Jinx77743@reddit
Seek and Destroy by Metallica. First and only song I ever learned how to sing and play on guitar at the same time. It's been almost 25 years since I spent any meaningful time playing guitar but I could probably pick it up and rip that song out at a moment's notice. 🤘
CorrectDocument2@reddit
Hotel California
Jumpy_Ad_4293@reddit
Rap god
DryYogurt6878@reddit
Hall n Oates - private eyes
CheesyRomantic@reddit
Looooove your song choice. Stay (I Missed You) was my jam!!! It still is.
knowone1313@reddit
1-800 cars for kids, or em' bop
PirateBaran@reddit
Did you remember the words by watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 like I did or are you an actual fan? lol
JamesMattDillon@reddit
Kokomo by The Beach Boys
superFluffymushroom@reddit
The song that never ends
CuteChart9843@reddit
The national anthem
Mindless_Extent2502@reddit
Tequila
bagito2000@reddit
Tequila.
kheret@reddit
Assuming the easy preschool songs are off limits. Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd, that’s the one I wrote over and over in my notebook as a teen and I’m pretty sure I’ve still got it.
Particular-Serve-894@reddit
That'd be mine. I've been covering that on guitar since the late 90s
poet_dontyaknowit@reddit
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.
One of my favorite lines in any song of all time.
PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER@reddit
One of these days would be a good choice too
Chihlidog@reddit
Such an underrated track. I mean, ANGRY Pink Floyd didnt happen often, and its absolutely a killer groove once it kicks in. One of my favorites that never gets mentioned.
Koss424@reddit
The Wall - was all anger.
Chihlidog@reddit
I mean, kinda. It was bitter, but it didnt have that rage vibe that One of These Days did.
GroundbreakingWing48@reddit
One of the top five albums of all time.
ChiefMustacheOfficer@reddit
I've been singing The Last Sea Shanty with my kids for a decade. I still occasionally burst out into it without meaning to. The challenge might be singing half of the song and stopping. I'm not convinced I could.
I_am_normal_I_swear@reddit
99 bottles of beer on the wall. You threaten me? I'm going to make you sit through the whole song.
whereisbeezy@reddit
this one
octopusgardeb@reddit
Happy birthday
SirPsycho4242@reddit
Happy birthday
Huck84@reddit
Ice Ice Baby
DocMcCracken@reddit
John Cage 4'33
LacklusteHero@reddit
Hard to beat this one, but if Daft Punk gets the nod, I think that's a worthy winner as well.
DocMcCracken@reddit
Burger, burger, nugget, nugget
raikougal@reddit
Someone else's star by Bryan White
BichezNCake@reddit
They Migjt Be Giants, “Minimum Wage”
VashMM@reddit
Scary's on the wall.
Scary's on his way.
FalkorDropTrooper@reddit
The Greatest Song in the World...Tribute
Common_Juggernaut724@reddit
Wild Honey Pie by the Beatles
viordeeiisfi@reddit
Turn down for what
Traditional-Bar5884@reddit
S.O.D. Diamonds and Rust
OgreHombre@reddit
Up on my podium as you know-it-all scholar...
Talydia@reddit
Minimum wage by they might be giants
redvelvetrose@reddit
This Song Is Just Six Words Long by Weird Al.
LALawette@reddit
Tequila
jimicus@reddit
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Firstly, because I’m quietly confident. Secondly, because if you’re going to fail, do it in style.
DickWhittingtonsCat@reddit
US3 flip fantasia (cantaloop).
Because the Johnsonville commercial isn’t enough and I want to flex that, especially since it seems likely such a cretin is going to kill you anyways. I might as well give them something to enjoy and win them over that way.
grim1757@reddit
Tequila Would be my choice!
SHABDICE@reddit
One Week -Barenaked Ladies
AssExodus@reddit
First song that came to mind
DifficultyNo9689@reddit
Walk don’t run but then I’d fuck it up deliberately so they put me out of my misery
raw-power@reddit
I know a song that’ll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
disinaccurate@reddit
Life is like a hurricane…
Spiritual-Promise402@reddit
Nine Inch Nails Closer
juanl0b0@reddit
Turned down for what.
THEKaminsky@reddit
SMH. But probably Tubthumping
Hans_Wermhat666@reddit
Recon's Burn This City The only words is "Burn this city to the ground!"
Boobity_McBooberson@reddit
Nirvana - School
Lucastyle32@reddit
Obviously "You Suffer" by Napalm Death
cooler1986@reddit
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
swalabr@reddit
Surfin Bird by The Trashmen
mysmallself@reddit
Jeremy by Pearl Jam. I used to scrawl the lyrics to that on anything I could find because I thought I was deep.
platypod1@reddit
god damn it I watched the video and now all I can think about is patchouli oil, a road trip to a renaissance fair, and acting like I enjoy Ani DiFranco
FirehawkLS1@reddit
Nine Inch Nails - Sin
DrNeptune88@reddit
"Happy Birthday"
Technical-Weekend598@reddit
Just a gigolo by DLR
dooby0782@reddit
Better off alone
LooberQ@reddit
Tequila
jesusmansuperpowers@reddit
What I got
Much-Adhesiveness463@reddit
If i get to choose and the song has to have words, handsdown choosing "Tequila!"
FictionalDudeWanted@reddit
Millie Jackson's Phuck U Symphony.
SlobZombie13@reddit
somebody once told me
platypod1@reddit
no matter what you think, or what your friends think about your axl rose impersonation, you do NOT know all the words to "paradise city"
Spencer8857@reddit
Intrepid_Practice956@reddit
My bologna has a first name, its o. S c. A. R.
RobotBearArms@reddit
Inside out eve 6
TurtleSandwich0@reddit
Louie Louie
Go ahead and prove that I got the lyrics wrong.
lavasca@reddit
Sadly this is the only song I am always sure I know all the words to. I didn’t even watch this in it’s heydey. I was a few years behind.
No9No9No9No9@reddit
Dare to be Stupid
shinymcshine1990@reddit
Tequila
PsychologicalSink187@reddit
Plea from a cat named virtue- The Weakerthans.
I’ve never really known any lullabies, when I had kids wanted to be able to sing them to sleep but didn’t what to sing, I don’t have any nostalgia towards any lullabies. I grew up on punk and metal, not overly appropriate for singing a kid to sleep. Plea was the only song I could think of that fit the vibe that I knew the words to. I have a 9 & 3 year old that will always think of this song as a lullaby.
jimibimi@reddit
The Happy Birthday song...Jack Black version
Mo-Cance@reddit
I just love the fact that I'm not the only one who's invented this scenario, probably in the car or shower too.
Also, my answer would be any song on the album "Throwing Copper" by Live.
asterixxx@reddit
Hahah Live ... the band with TWO Chads.
chonky__chonker@reddit
My mind goes straight to “oh, now, we took it back too far, only love can save us now, all these riddles that you burn all come runnin' back to you, all these rhythms that you hide only love can save us now, all these riddles that you burn; yeah, yeah, yeah
itriedicant@reddit
I might still be able to do Waitress. She was a bitch, but I don't care. She brought our food out on time.
OskeyBug@reddit
I guess Kool & the Gang's Celebrate
Independent-Scale564@reddit
Weird Al's Midnight Star
urbanlife78@reddit
Anything from Pearl Jam! I just gotta mumble my way through the song
Erasemenu@reddit
The song that never ends. If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
TwistedBlister@reddit
Tequila
InNausetWeTrust@reddit
No shame
profDougla@reddit
“Tequila” - The Champs
casapantalones@reddit
Fifty Nifty United States
Wapiti_whacker82@reddit
Spiritual-Slide8950@reddit
Stay is my top choice or Hold On by Wilson Phillips
Katniprose45@reddit
https://youtu.be/BYwWKEc8c88?si=Zn80XCcciZ8DfeJW
Zoso03@reddit
Scamming, I'm done with this shit
WeenyDancer@reddit
It's been really nice singing at least the first part of the chorus of about a hundred songs this morning thanks ya'll!
downer3498@reddit
Molly’s Lips by Nirvana.
WeenyDancer@reddit
She said, she'd take me anywhere...
BR1N3DM1ND@reddit
I rarely use the 2x function on YouTube but I kept my finger on the screen for the entire song and I am now convinced that ol Lisa should absolutely have ripped though that shit at Prestissimo
Royal-Pen3516@reddit
You Enjoy Myself by Phish (IYKYK)
Gian_Luck_Pickerd@reddit
Y'all are a bunch of amateurs
Best-Army3814@reddit
Orion Metallica
DBH114@reddit
Alphabet Song
mykepagan@reddit
Wipeout by The Surfafis
”HA HA HA Ha haaaaa! Wipeout!”
ItsJustBrew@reddit
Family Reunion - Blink 182
i get to sing a string of expletives
Wolf444555666777@reddit
Today was a good day, ice cube. Tell me anyone that went to high school in the early 90s doesn't know all or most of these lyrics?
UniqueHandol@reddit
Tequila
wishyouwouldread@reddit
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12
parahurter@reddit
Napalm Death - Suffer. Eitherway, it's ending fast.
Zestyclose-Ad-7576@reddit
Row row your boat
0le_Hickory@reddit
I like to live dangerously: lets go with Hook
myevillaugh@reddit
Do I have to sing it Acapella? Or will they play the instrumental?
jobin_pistol@reddit
The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix by S.O.D.
drewbie440@reddit
Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny. Never stopped me from getting busy. I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom...
Tso-su-Mi@reddit
Tequila
A-Supurb-Owl@reddit
Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?
LiiilKat@reddit
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Cass_Q@reddit
Happy birthday song
tigremycat@reddit
Lodi Dodi - Snoop Dogg version.
bloodpriestt@reddit
Napalm Death - You Suffer
kippismn@reddit
Tequila
purpleteenageghost@reddit
Around the World - Daft Punk
Dogrel@reddit
Fly, Robin, Fly by Silver Connection.
I can remember 7 words.
the_OG_fett@reddit
If it's this song, go ahead and let me die.
wonkotsane42@reddit
Minimum Wage by They Might be Giants
Spare-Good-5372@reddit
The theme song to Sanford & Son
Possible-Jerk0138@reddit
Talk about glasses becoming your whole identity.
raisedbytelevisions@reddit
Closer to fine. Indigo girls 🤣
urmama22@reddit
I can sing the entire album of Tails word for word (I really don’t understand where all those lyrics come from either).
jackfaire@reddit
It's the song that never ends. Not sure there's any other song I wouldn't fuck up.
Ok-General2382@reddit
The Wheels on the Bus go round and round, lol
Paratwa@reddit
Friday!
I want them to suffer
tokenbaldguy@reddit
Tequila
Author_Dent@reddit
Happy Birthday.
Puzzleheaded_Race_90@reddit
🎶 I declare I don't care no more, I'm burning up and out and growing bored, in my smoked out boring room 🎶 proceeds to sing the entire album
ResJudicata_HL@reddit
"Tequila". Not even a close call.
DonJovar@reddit
Tequila!
Sight_Distance@reddit
Probably something by Eminem to make it interesting.
Buttons840@reddit
American Pie by Don McLean
Quadrameems@reddit
Paul Revere or Ice Ice Baby.
But because of this post I know have the Humpty Dance stuck in my head and can’t remember how either start. So I guess I choose death because that’s a 7 minute long song
Justincrediballs@reddit
Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D.
Remote_Bumblebee2240@reddit
Loser by Beck
Slipstream_Surfing@reddit
Epitaph by Judas Priest is my go-to in the shower so I'd roll with it.
Guessing most would be surprised, considering what the band is known for
Sam_Boundy1984@reddit
I'll admit I have quite a few, but I'd probably pick "7 Days." Mainly because I was never a Craig David fan, which makes me knowing it word for word all the more impressive.
Administrative-Fun10@reddit
CoolStatus7377@reddit
Happy birthday.
Gh05t_0n3_5150@reddit
tequlia
TheLostRanger0117@reddit
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
shadowlarx@reddit
Put on my blue suede shoes and I
Boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the delta blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy, won’t you look down over me
Cause I got a first class ticket
And I’m blue as a boy can be
Walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Yeah, I’m walking in Memphis
And do I really feel the way I feel
Bacteriobabe@reddit
Damn I love that song!
toondoggie@reddit
"I Wish" by Skee-Lo.
I memorized it years ago and it became my karaoke party trick.
TopHat1935@reddit
All by Descendents
The lyrics are "All!" Its a short song
ScaresBums@reddit
Zero by Smashing Pumpkins
Or
Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers
lol or if showtunes count, something from Les Mis
Arugola@reddit
Killing In The Name. Lyrics are easy enough…
liminalwaffling@reddit
radio by alkaline trio
Bacteriobabe@reddit
🎶 Plugged in and ready to fall…🎶
TheMancYeti@reddit
You listened to the HotWaterMusic cover I take it? Love that version.
liminalwaffling@reddit
yeah, love that one too. i'm an orgcore dad love all those Fest bands.
Bikelikeadad@reddit
Happy birthday, maybe? I actually have a huge problem with remembering song lyrics because my brain typically categorizes voice as an instrument and I just don’t listen to music that way. So yeah if I had to do this with a real song I’m fucked.
Egodram@reddit
This one, real loud. Especially THAT PART.
Finneagan@reddit
Know Your Enemy - Rage Against the Machine
PiskoWK@reddit
Around the World by Daft Punk.
rooftopburners@reddit
Paid in Full - Eric B & Rakim
sarithe@reddit
I have the same answer every single time this question is asked regardless of what sub it is.
Bury Your Dead - Losin' It
The song only has one line during the breakdown. "Bury your fucking dead!" It's repeated 9 times.
EnzoMcFly_jr@reddit
Clint Eastwood
-Gorillaz
not-hardly@reddit
Daft Punk: Around the world
Rosey_Posey82@reddit
Just a Girl by No Doubt
greaterwhiterwookiee@reddit
Neon Moon
furtyfive@reddit
Waterfalls (TLC). Including the rap. Or Shoop.
Manda_lorian39@reddit
These are the ones I thought of, or Gangsta’s Paradise.
CanadianSpectre@reddit
Henry the VIII - Herman's Hermits
chonky__chonker@reddit
Is that the one about the woman next door having all those “enery’s??
CanadianSpectre@reddit
Widow always married an 'enry. Never a Willie or a sam.
chonky__chonker@reddit
Enery the eight I am
chonky__chonker@reddit
Nor a Tom
Emotional_Boat_8332@reddit
Happy Birthday
yttocscm@reddit
Daft Punk - Around the World
SlackerDS5@reddit
Cleo Soul- know that you are loved.
The rest of the song is “even if you don’t love yourself”.
Just twelve powerful words I say to myself. Easy to sing, but hard to accept some days.
scaryclown148@reddit
I feel lucky; morphine
Sad_Difficulty226@reddit
Tequila by The Champs
ityeti@reddit
...
Tequila!
...
AhrinEss@reddit
The rap section of On Our Own by Bobby Brown from Ghostbusters II.
Louie_Ck_NJ@reddit
She invented the nerdy hot chick look. Prove me wrong
3720-to-1@reddit
Um. Velma called and would like a word.
Cinderhazed15@reddit
She walked so Zoey Deschanel could run!
unethicalposter@reddit
Free speech for the dumb
AdComprehensive9103@reddit
The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
chem199@reddit
It’s fire water burn for me.
3720-to-1@reddit
Hello my name is Jimmy pop and I'm a dumb white guy
(yeah, me too)
SirDitamus@reddit
Tequila
Affectionate-Cut4828@reddit
Sandstorm by Darude
chonky__chonker@reddit
Ohhh yes, and have a good shuffle while you’re at it
yourenotagolfer@reddit
They Might Be Giants - Minimum Wage
reamkore@reddit
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song
chonky__chonker@reddit
Hero’s in a half shell
Ofhh you unlocked some lyrics memories for me, thank you.
lemmylemonlemming@reddit
Either Jump Around or Bust a Move
FacePalmTheater@reddit
Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begins Before my mama starts bitchin about my friends
itriedicant@reddit
How is it that I know that you're singing Dynamite Hack and not Eazy E?
FacePalmTheater@reddit
Lol I'm not entirely sure, Tom of Myspace fame. I've never heard of Dynamite Hack before now, I was definitely doing Easy E. But I'll certainly check it out now!
Harlockarcadia@reddit
And then I let the alpine play . . .
depressed_popoto@reddit
"somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"..
chonky__chonker@reddit
AlphaMaelstrom@reddit
Is this the real life?
EctoRiddler@reddit
WAKE UP! Unintelligible Gibberish
chonky__chonker@reddit
Why don’t you put on a little make up
Kellzy1212@reddit
Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you can't beat any geek off the street, Gotta be handy with the steel If you know what I mean, earn your keep Regulators! Mount up! It was a clear black night…
chonky__chonker@reddit
A clear white moon, Warren G was on the streets trying to consume some skirts for the eve, so I can get some phones, rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone
soup_theory@reddit
The Exploited - “Sex & Violence”
CRT-Gaming-HQ@reddit
Happy Birthday
Tough_Friendship9469@reddit
Tequila
megamanx4321@reddit
Tequila
fingertrapt@reddit
Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Happy kitty sleepy kitty. Purr. Purr. Purr.
_plays_in_traffic_@reddit
all by myself from green days dookie
chonky__chonker@reddit
I was alone, I was all by myself, no one was loookimg, I was thinking of you, and yeah did I mention I was all by myself
Taskerst@reddit
The Emergency Broadcast Signal
chonky__chonker@reddit
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ….
Taskerst@reddit
This is only a test
NatoTheLastRedditer@reddit
Wipeout
Koalashart1@reddit
Appropriate-Food1757@reddit
I’m gone die then.
I don’t think I can recite a single song
Superbalz77@reddit
Madman (Frogstomp) by Silverchair.
[Instrumental Interlude]
[Outro]
"Madman"
BoukenGreen@reddit
ABC’s not taking a chance.
TwilightVash@reddit
Loser by Beck
"So shave your face in the dark with some mace. Saving all your food stamps while burning down the trailer park. YO cut it..."
Correct_Dragonfly_64@reddit
“Up and Down” by The Vengaboys.
spanieldors@reddit
Tequila
SmellenGold@reddit
NOFX’s Bob. 🤷♀️
bumbeebutts@reddit
Regulators! Mount up.
Jupitersd2017@reddit
Wait what’s the rest of this, it’s from young guns but does it go into blaze of glory or dead or alive or a totally different song haha?
itriedicant@reddit
It was a clear black night. A clear white moon...
chonky__chonker@reddit
Warren G was on the streets trying to consume
Jupitersd2017@reddit
Ah now I hear it, Nate dog
Koalashart1@reddit
Whoomp! There It Is - Tag Team
Lazy_Squash_8423@reddit
Tequila
DaZig@reddit
Infoooorrmer Ya no say Daddy-me-Snow-me, I go blame I lick ‘e boom-boom down…
Wilful_Fox@reddit
A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music used to make me smile..
Accurate_Barnacle_16@reddit
Regulators
chonky__chonker@reddit
Mount up
Hypnic-_-Jerk@reddit
3d1thF1nch@reddit
Dude, this is crazy you bring this up! I didn't even know this singers name until yesterday. But I have a coworker and her husband won a radio contest, apparently since he is a major fan, and they get to take a trip to LA later this week and meet her. I had to look up this exact video in order to find out who Lisa Loeb was.
Expensive-Day-3551@reddit
Happy birthday
mattjf22@reddit
Happy birthday
CNote_89@reddit
Bring The Noise - Public Enemy or Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order
a42N8Man@reddit
Sweet Home Alabama.
I don’t actually know the words to it so this seems like a solid exit strategy
/s
Crayola_ROX@reddit
"baby shark" or the "song that never ends"
Buglepost@reddit
I’d sing my favorite karaoke song: Jessica by the Allman Brothers.
flaming_bob@reddit
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
JeromeLeNombril@reddit
Around the World
souvenirsuitcase@reddit
American Pie (mic drop)
JeffTS@reddit
There are a few I can think of.
Blue on Black by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Five to One or Not to Touch the Earth by The Doors
NIB by Black Sabbath
Bart_1980@reddit
Zie ginds komt de stoomboot. Sorry kids that a song from my childhood which I can 💯sing. The rest I would probably mess up.
kalixanthippe@reddit
This is the song that doesn't end...
PlasticWolverine6037@reddit
Around the world
irishtwinsons@reddit
Over the rainbow. (Been singing it as my kids’ bedtime lullaby for a few years now)
secondsolution@reddit
*sigh*
One Week by the Barenaked Ladies
kmolleja@reddit
Minimum Wage by they might be giants
Slamnflwrchild@reddit
Not only am I going to live, seasons are going to change
NMViking@reddit
Tequila
Snarfly99@reddit
Tequila
orthonym@reddit
Fire Water Burn
Capellla@reddit
Most folks are picking something easy but I am going with the unofficial Xennial anthem:
“Part of your World” (from the little mermaid)
BAG1@reddit
A different bar
SerCornballer@reddit
every lenny kravitz song seems to be one sentence repeated 50 times
Theredsoxman@reddit
4′33″
JJCMasterpiece@reddit
IT’S THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!…….
Ha, ha, ha, ha! You are trapped here with me for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!
Alternately, “99 Bottles of Beer” and “Alice the Camel” (99 version) would make them rethink their life choices.
KitchenNazi@reddit
Mind Playing Tricks on Me (Haven’t listened to it in years)
Cinderhazed15@reddit
‘A long , long time ago…. I could still remember when that music used to make me smile…’
a-fabulous-sandwich@reddit
"Around the World" by Daft Punk.
Forsythia77@reddit
It's Vaseline. I don't even know why. It's not even my favorite Stone Temple Pilots song. It's just burned into my brain.
Tsunamiis@reddit
Damn never saw that video but still knew every word
tasteofsteam@reddit
For longest time I knew 99 to 100% of Basket Case. Not sure how I'd fare now. Frere Jacques as my backup.
itriedicant@reddit
the problem is that mumbly "a ya ya ya" at the end of the second verse.
AliciaKills@reddit
Bad Religion - Do What You Want
SkullTrauma_III@reddit
Peaches come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtowwwwwwn
zoey8068@reddit
Mmmmmm Lisa Loeb
Cinderhazed15@reddit
She certainly had an Aesthetic that later became very common…..
alwaus@reddit
Fish heads by barnes and barnes.
I remember that one verbatim.
frecklemimus79@reddit
The theme to Perfect Strangers. It’s always living in the back of my brain.
Second runner up is Sheryl Crow’s All I Wanna Do.
masterskink@reddit
In west Philadelphia born and raised....
jcs@reddit
Daft Punk's Around the World
Phillykratom@reddit
Must be the Money-Nelly
Kc9atj@reddit
John Cage 4'33"
jjkarate@reddit
Tequila by The Champs
not4bucks@reddit
Fuck you, shoot me.
TheSwissdictator@reddit
Metallica’s Orion
It’s an instrumental song.
Drslappybags@reddit
"The Freshman" The Verve Pipe.
ericresendiz@reddit
AbCdfg
TorrEEG@reddit
The Mr Ed Theme song
Ohjee-Wan_Shinobi@reddit
Around the world Daft punk
flippy77@reddit
“In west Philadelphia, born and raised…”
mahzian@reddit
I've been listening to a playlist from 1995 tonight and I was surprised I knew all of the lyrics of a song by a band and song I probably haven't thought about for 30 years:
The Murmurs - You Suck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I82AfD7QJ3U (I remember the non-censored version)
Jupitersd2017@reddit
I can’t remember shit these days but a song can come on from back then and I know every word of almost all of them. I’m convinced my memory is full and that’s why I can’t retain anything else, it’s just stupid song lyrics that’s all I’ve got
Abagofcheese@reddit
Down by 311
Minimum-Divide2589@reddit
How about skinamarinky dinky dink, skinamarinky doo. I love youuuu!
Sharon, Louis and Bram:)
masawyer911@reddit
Daft Punk - Around the World
Aescwicca@reddit
Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants.
Previous-List-5785@reddit
Itsy bitsy spider..
Jupitersd2017@reddit
Ok not that I’ve heard the song in 30 years but what went through my mind is stop collaborate and listen…. Lmfao
SuperVillainPresiden@reddit
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I
jimkurth81@reddit
“Tequila”
falconjayhawk@reddit
Tequila!
C4PT-pA5Tq@reddit
This is the song that never ends....
Successful-Winter237@reddit
Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
I'm the same boy I used to be Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
Call on me (me, me, me...) Call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me, call on me Call on me I'm the same boy I used to be
Standard-Cactus@reddit
Sir Mix A Lot. Swap Meet Louie.
MaesterValyria@reddit
Feel Good Hit of the Summer - QOTSA
gothbloodman@reddit
“Iiiiiiin West Philadelphia, born and raised….”
mister2021@reddit
Alphabet song
agent_uno@reddit
AI slop question.
iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit (OP)
Nope, I saw a TT with this song that I hadn’t heard in at least a decade. I realized I knew every word and made the post. I get that ai sucks but one of the ways it sucks is that nos people doubt everything they see online
agent_uno@reddit
What the heck is TT?
iknowiknowwhereiam@reddit (OP)
TikTok
agent_uno@reddit
Guess my Gen X is showing. I’ll try to tuck it back! Meanwhile, I’ve literally never used TikTok. So please explain! And use full sentences! :)
TheTerribleTimmyCat@reddit
"Skeletons in My Closet" - the ending credits song from The 7th Guest.
bristle_cone_pine@reddit
Cake, Going the Distance 🏎️
thisisnotnorman@reddit
99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hope that killer has some patience
Vast_Yak_445@reddit
ManufacturerWild430@reddit
Santa Monica
legna20v@reddit
Any song by Eminem. Fuck this life. I’m out
BigGingerYeti@reddit
*sigh*
squinkythebuddy@reddit
Edgar Winters - Frankenstein
kalitarios@reddit
When I go driving I stay in my lay^eeeeeene
wackedwithastick@reddit
Loser by Beck
YorkiesandSneakers@reddit
Orion by Metallica, “yeah!”
No_Custard_6481@reddit
Lisa Leob for me too! Or the sound track of Romeo and Juliet, menace to society, or Love Fool. All of the collection of Cranberry’s.
Sorry I can’t pick one. I would go down singing them all!’
dex206@reddit
“Around the world” by daft punk seems like a safe bet.
Mr_SunnyBones@reddit
Pack it up , pack it in ,let me begin....
For some reason* i know the entire thing.
( *possibly as it was played in clubs a lot in Ireland in the 90s)
mrossm@reddit
Bust a move or baby got back. Cant remember what I ate for lunch yesterday but those are trapped in my skull
LevelPerception4@reddit
You know I never, I never see you look so good. You never act the way you should.
As a middle-aged white woman, I might go for the entertainment factor. I’mma slap you upside your head with nine inches of limp dick.
Fusilli_Agent_Cooper@reddit
Object by Ween
supergirlsudz@reddit
I Want it That Way!
nwbrown@reddit
Metallica's Orion.
Steelysam2@reddit
This song is just 6 words long. Weird Al.
Mindless_Increase413@reddit
All ways look on the bright side of life
Flaky-Garlic7890@reddit
Tubthumping - Chumabawamba. It’s pretty much the same 6 verses over and over and over lol.
Masterweedo@reddit
Tung Twista - Frum the Tip of My Tung.
This was the album where Twista changed his name from Cavalier, cuz of his song Mista Tung Twista.
cagedbird82@reddit
Crash into me
wooq@reddit
The alphabet song.
Just_a_lazy_lurker@reddit
Loser by Beck. Was my anthem then, is my anthem now.
Kriegerian@reddit
16 Tons
Left-Eye183@reddit
Closer to Fine
ADMotti@reddit
Reel Big Fish - 241
Eastern_Resource_488@reddit
So Sad, So Very Very Sad - Scott Pilgrim Soundtrack
Remy0507@reddit
Randomly, The Gambler by Kenny Rogers. To demonstrate, I shall now type out the entire lyrics of the song without looking them up.
On a warm summer's evening, on a train bound for nowhere
I met up with a gambler, we were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns staring out the window at the darkness
Then boredom overtook us, and he began to speak
He said "Son I've made a life out of reading people's faces"
"Knowing what the cards were, by the way they held their eyes"
"So if you don't mind me saying, I can see you're out of aces"
"For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle, and he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette, and asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression
He said "If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right"
You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away. Know when to run
You never count your money when you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done
Now every gambler knows that the secret to surviving
Is knowing what to throw away, and knowing what to keep
'Cause every hands a winner, and every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
And when he'd finished speaking, he turned back to the window
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness, the gambler he broke even
And in his final words I found an ace that I could keep
JPhrog@reddit
This is the song that never ends It just goes round and round, my friends Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was And we continue singing it forever just because...
Current_Poster@reddit
Surfing Bird. Shouldn't be a problem- everybody knows.
BoneWhiteHaze@reddit
That the bird is the word.
cbih@reddit
I could do Slick Rick's Children's Story
Harlockarcadia@reddit
https://i.redd.it/nzi71i6yjrtg1.gif
Down by the Water
Dimplefrom-YA@reddit
twinkle twinkle little star
WherestheTac0s@reddit
Row row row your boat.
print_isnt_dead@reddit
Gin and Juice
The_Incredible_Oaf@reddit
So many wasted brain cells, but the only one that comes to mind at the moment is "Darling Nikki" by Prince.
ACEIII@reddit
Love Buzz
Embarrassed_Wall_963@reddit
This is the Song that Never Ends -Lambchop and Friends
Serious_Plant8443@reddit
Around the World- Daft Punk
Didujustcallmejobin@reddit
This is the song that never ends….
Raverjames@reddit
"The Song That Never Ends"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iln6fkwJOU
BBWDLLUVER@reddit
Thriller
ElfDestruct@reddit
I'm no bitch... Blues Traveler - Hook
MiserableDistance622@reddit
I'd butcher Stay in a few spots, notably the part where some of us hover...I'm glad you've got it down though
Chihlidog@reddit
All That I Bleed - Savatage.
Heck, pick any number of Savatage songs and I wouldn't even flinch.
Stedlieye@reddit
🎶 So Sad! 🎶
Thank you.
Alright this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony.
shapu@reddit
4'33"
Lesbian_Skeletons@reddit
Doesn't matter, any song I'm messing up the very first word, you put me on the spot like that I'd forget my own name.
WatersEdge50@reddit
The happy birthday song
newpthankstho@reddit
Nnnnnnooww here’s a little story i got to tell
Primary-Strawberry-5@reddit
Whiter Shade of Pale.
ModernDayMusetta@reddit
Digital Get Down by N*SYNC.
My sister spoke better English than me and thought it would be hilarious to have me learn all the lyrics when I was like 13. I have never forgotten lol.
CalmDemand5265@reddit
🎶” Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio…”
ProstrateProstate@reddit
Day by Day, Godspell
So repetitive, you can't get it wrong.
Elguapo69@reddit
Pledge of Alegiance
CuriousTurtle5@reddit
OhSoSolipsistic@reddit
Barenaked Ladies - Bad Touch
This song has popped into my head randomly and been an earworm every 3-4 weeks for the past 20 years. Ever since college when my friend and I would play it on repeat every single damn weekend when we were out bar hopping, getting drunk and very sloppily screaming it at the top of our lungs for hours.
Good times. I can barely consciously remember them and yet LOVE THE KIND YOU CLEAN UP WITH A MOP AND BUCKET will forever be seared into my soul.
Turbulent_Tale6497@reddit
You only hear what you want to
exipheas@reddit
https://youtu.be/IUF6EF-WgvU?si=7hXcwsFe4e36eW7x
bluemitersaw@reddit
4'33"
Interestofconflict@reddit
Tequila!
WanderAndDream@reddit
Around the World, Daft Punk
Nipplasia2@reddit
militant-hippie@reddit
I'm singing the "please don't kill me. Do yourself" song. You didn't say no originals. Settle in sir. This next song is really long.
bendybiznatch@reddit
Cruisin down the street in my 6-4
Andrewsgirl1981@reddit
King of Spain, Moxy Früvous
Bradtothebone79@reddit
Why did i remember her glasses in this as black?
jziggs228@reddit
Shoop. Salt N Pepa. Anything on the Very Necessary album, really. When I was 12, we took a road trip, 50 hours of driving. I listened to this cassette in my Walkman on a loop.
GreenLeafRelaxed@reddit
Dr Evils version of Just the two us
deuteronpsi@reddit
Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants.
MashedPotatoesDick@reddit
Tequila
Diskformer@reddit
Around the World by Daft Punk
Jupiter68128@reddit
4’33”
LetterheadNo7323@reddit
Ho by Ludacris
TurboWreck@reddit
You're saying that some random person will be threatening my life unless I sing a song while I'm making my way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm homebound, staring blankly ahead just making my way, making my way through the crowd?
Kellzy1212@reddit
olivernintendo@reddit
Thank you for this
IslingtonCrane@reddit
Take on me.
WhereItsAt75@reddit
Loser
LtPowers@reddit
"Tequila"
MotherofaPickle@reddit
Elmo’s Song.
I’ll just go drink some bleach…
AAmallard@reddit
Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen
DoveOnTheInternet@reddit
I think about this a lot, actually.
Today's answer:
koozie17@reddit
Ludacris - Southern Hospitality
PoisonMind@reddit
Tequila
TheWearySnout@reddit
Not taking any chances..... Amish Paradise.
TheRealDoomsong@reddit
Around the World
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
All I know is I saw Lisa's face and just burst out with a "You say...." that was so loud, I scared the cats...
robin_888@reddit
4:33
Friendly-Contact-433@reddit
Golden Earring Twilight Zone
joe-gonna-go@reddit
I saw a video of her performing a couple years ago and she still looks and sounds exactly the same
justgillinaround@reddit
Tequila
bigbackwannabe@reddit
Daft punk - around the world
fierypitt@reddit
Chariots of Fire.
Vizecrator@reddit
Peaches
V3gaMyst@reddit
ice ice baby
not because i want to but because my brain refuses to forget it after 30 years
send help
Deranged-Pickle@reddit
Blister In The Sun
Suspicious_Art9118@reddit
Particle Man
Allureme@reddit
The Perculator.
EdgyPlum@reddit
Loser by Beck. Why I know it so well I don't understand.
drtyhppi@reddit
Oh Lisa 🫦
andrewjamesvt78@reddit
Round here counting crows.
AccomplishedMatter7@reddit
I absolutely hate that it’s i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 500 miles 🤮
Downey935-@reddit
this is the song that doesn't end yes it goes on and on my friend some people started singing it not knowing what it was
endogenix1@reddit
Alphabet song
yeltrah79@reddit
For some reason No Rain by Blind Melon is one of the songs my brain has retained in its completeness, so probably that
OriginalStarkLord@reddit
This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And then they kept on singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends...
duper12677@reddit
Ain’t no Fun by Snoop Dogg
sapperbloggs@reddit
Around the world - Daft Punk
nopeofnopenope@reddit
Mnah mnah.
helikophis@reddit
TMBG’s “Hive Mind”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCY3aIrftWU&list=RDXCY3aIrftWU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUeaGl2ZSBtaW5kIHRoZXkgbWlnaHQgYmUgZ2lhbnRzoAcB0gcJCdkKAYcqIYzv
Aezetyr@reddit
The Alphabet Song
TomatoesAreToxic@reddit
The National Anthem
emIgma51@reddit
"Fixin' to die rag" Country Joe and the Fish"
omegaphallic@reddit
Inxs' More Then Words or the Canadian anthem, only songs I ever had to memorize I think.
Phoniceau@reddit
Theme song of Fresh Prince.
3OsInGooose@reddit
Devil Went Down To Georgia
omelatk@reddit
The Hey Dude theme song
Super_Fa_Q@reddit
"Around the world" by Daft Punk. Easy peasy.
Comprehensive-Sun761@reddit
I bomb atomically
Bluddredd@reddit
I am so sad, so very, very, sad. by crash and the boys https://youtu.be/xLz54rWO2xM?si=Ni020xHO5bcV4jRA
-Hotel@reddit
"I bomb Atomically.." with mad confidence, then I die after "50 gold, 60 platinum."
Dakota1228@reddit
Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam
jedispaghetti420@reddit
Tequila.
Iamnotabothonestly@reddit
Around the world by Daft Punk.
rigidlynuanced1@reddit
Moby Dick by Led Zeppelin.
elementalguitars@reddit
You have to beat box it.
Badfish_808@reddit
Ween - The H.I.V. Song
blix88@reddit
Flight of the bumblebee, or any instrumental song.
Dakota1228@reddit
Tequila!
Adventurous-Depth984@reddit
Around the world
IronWolfV@reddit
Marine Hymm
I_Did_The_Thing@reddit
Either the Money Song or Philosopher’s Drinking Song from Monty Python.
IIIIIIIIII’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas!
GitPushItRealGood@reddit
The humpty dance. Cuz when a voodoo chump pump point a finger like a stump, tell him step off I’m doin’ the hump.
cigarandcreamsoda@reddit
We Didn’t Start The Fire. I like to live dangerously.
Bastard1066@reddit
Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. That way I can cry while I sing.
Difficult_Mix_3620@reddit
Lollipop by The Chordettes
homeboy511@reddit
Hot Cross Buns
reillan@reddit
It's the End of the World As We Know It
Curious_Orange8592@reddit
🎶I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves🎶
🎶I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves and it goes like this🎶
rnightlyfe@reddit
Snow - Informer
Don_Shetland@reddit
311 Beautiful Disaster
Hambulance@reddit
I've been on a nineties hip hop kick lately so:
Knockin' Boots -Candyman
ooooo boy I love you so...
pizzabirthrite@reddit
To Live is to Die, Metallica
PSN-Colinp42@reddit
Fifty Nifty United States.
JPMoney81@reddit
Everlast- What It's Like
Or
Goo Goo Dolls - Name
withoutadrought@reddit
Zero 7 Destiny
BuckFuchs@reddit
Work Song by Dan Reeder
p00ki3l0uh00@reddit
deep breath Rap God
Slow_Maximum9332@reddit
Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed
MeliorTraianus@reddit
Tequila
xxlouserxx@reddit
You suffer
AndroidNumber137@reddit
A local karaoke bar has the theme song to The Simpsons in their library, so I'm going with that.
GnarlesB1982@reddit
Clean Sheets
jambr380@reddit
Bad Religion - I Want to Conquer the World
KrayzieBone187@reddit
Notorious Thugs
Been practicing half my life. I think I'd nail it.
Sterlina@reddit
And now I have Lisa Loeb in my head, just from seeing the still of the video. 😂
digitaltree515@reddit
Even Flow - Pearl Jam
ruby_jewels@reddit
Macarena
Lucky-Remote-5842@reddit
99 bottles of beer on the wall...
cloudydays2021@reddit
Anything from Ten, Vs., Vitalogy or No Code.
Maybe not Stupid Mop. But anything else will do.
Lughaidh_@reddit
Songs have lyrics?!
__Dark_Triad__@reddit
Feed the Birds from Mary Poppins 💜
rizkreddit@reddit
Genie in a bottle. Man all the boy and girl band songs were so easy
MrSmokii@reddit
tequila
Yo_momma_so_fat77@reddit
Electrical-Dig8570@reddit
Tequila
FreshStartFeelsGood@reddit
Tequila!
onecity585@reddit
I’m turning the table with “this is the song that never ends..”
TheInsaneMilkman@reddit
Particle Man - They Might Be Giants
NativeFlowers4Eva@reddit
Salt Peanuts
maggie320@reddit
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Like a Prayer. Pretty much anything by The Go-Go’s.
Upstairs-Kale-3794@reddit
Tequila
mikemikemike9711@reddit
Its the end of the world as I know it or Lamp chops , this is the song that doesn't end. Depending on what mood im in
rev9of8@reddit
Ebeneezer Goode by The Shamen. Thirty-five years later and I can still pretty much remember all of it.
Born-Agency-3922@reddit
Itsy bitsy spider
EggheadWill@reddit
tequilla
time2sow@reddit
Abc song. I want to LIVE