Anon and golden retrievers

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EarlyDead@reddit

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EquivalentSnap@reddit

wtf did I read 😭

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Aggravating_Pie6439@reddit

Be glad you reddit, and didnt seeit.

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SpookDaddy-@reddit

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Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit

The white woman craving dog dih theory. It's a theory that states that white woman crave dog dih and that they when no one is watching let the dog fuck em doggy style. (No pun intended).

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Butterkeks93@reddit

You can write dick bro, it’s not gonna hurt you

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Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit

I know it's funny to right dih instead of dick.

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Aggravating_Pie6439@reddit

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CONFIRMED HILARIOUS HAHAAHAHAHA! Well played!

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LeglessElf@reddit

*its

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Sierra-117-@reddit

Go back to school

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LeglessElf@reddit

Guess the joke really flew over your and everyone's heads.

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Triple96@reddit

There was no joke lol

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LeglessElf@reddit

The joke is that I corrected the only part of his sentence that was grammatically correct.

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Triple96@reddit

Ahh, sorry about the collateral damage

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LeglessElf@reddit

Got dam

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CaptainMGN@reddit

It's fucking annoying

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SuperAccident@reddit

Why?

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iswins@reddit

Me when humor is objective:

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NyanSquiddo@reddit

Oh so it’s incel theory bullshit

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

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Octopuswastaken@reddit

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wordjedi@reddit

For chrissakes Joe, pay attention. HE'S SAYING ALL WHITE WOMEN ARE DOG LOVING WHORRRES

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Cloudwolfxii@reddit

What is dog dih?

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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

Dog dick

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The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit

dih

Somehow, this is more disgusting than the subject matter at hand.

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ILoveBigCoffeeCups@reddit

Horny jail should absolutely be a thing. With horney jail judges

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spiritofporn@reddit

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Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit

If you do that then my book club will disintegrate

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deca_thon@reddit

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miluielmclovin@reddit

It’s my fault for having eyes I guess

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LordranKing@reddit

…anon

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RaoulLaila@reddit

I mean... 1 billion? 2 billion? I think if you saw that money you'd do worse for less

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PMMMR@reddit

Anyone who says they wouldn't for that is either lying or redacted

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Asylumset@reddit

this post made my leave the sub. thanks op.

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Facade04@reddit (OP)

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

This is way to specific not to refer to something anon saw on the internet.

This is why we need proper sex ed in schools

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-StalkedByDeath-@reddit

Sex ed to teach you how to let a golden retriever cum in your mouth and poke your tongue up its anus?

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SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit

Obviously you‘d do it the other way around, which is what you‘d learn in sex ed.

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

I was thinking more along the lines of

"if you see this, or someone asks you to do this, get an adult because that's fucked"

and maybe also

"If you're ever tempted to do this, please go talk to a counselor because that's fucked"

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Worldly_Muffin2182@reddit

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forgettfulthinker@reddit

This specific scenario. He is okay with any of the countless other scenarios and dog breeds however

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Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit

I'm so glad I'm attracted to curvy human women and not whatever the fuck that is.

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Gnosis1409@reddit

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

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Facade04@reddit (OP)

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UpsetPhilosopher4661@reddit

call me white woman the way i got that dawg in me

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theGaido@reddit

OP would do it for free?

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Facade04@reddit (OP)

Not even if you paid me lol

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PomegranateHot9916@reddit

fake: none of this ever happened

gay: anon things about drinking dog cum and licking dog butthole

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throwaway661375735@reddit

Republican Pr0n?

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darthmemeios14@reddit

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ceilingkat@reddit

Same. Gonna go spend time with my family. Lesson learned.

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pirncho@reddit

As always, there's a relevant XKCD

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Acogatog@reddit

this one feels like cheating with how universally applicable it is

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NekoMeowKat@reddit

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Sentinel_2539@reddit

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Maiq_the_liar_23@reddit

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An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit

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An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit

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Molkwi@reddit

Who be licking dog ass bro 😭

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ReflectionOther2147@reddit

Wtf has this guy been watching...

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supadupanerd@reddit

Bro I think I need to log off

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thr33beggars@reddit

Anon would think it would be gross to let a golden retriever do that. But anon does have an obsession with BBC so maybe he would be okay with a black lab doing that.

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Capital_Pick3604@reddit

i also would think it would be gross to let a golden retriever do that. you dont?

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thr33beggars@reddit

Eh, yeah. I’m more of a cat person anyways.

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thedevilsheir666@reddit

Bro please delete this

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ZacappaAnonymous@reddit

Anon browses /b/ without adult supervision