The white woman craving dog dih theory.
It's a theory that states that white woman crave dog dih and that they when no one is watching let the dog fuck em doggy style. (No pun intended).
Anon would think it would be gross to let a golden retriever do that. But anon does have an obsession with BBC so maybe he would be okay with a black lab doing that.
EarlyDead@reddit
EquivalentSnap@reddit
wtf did I read ðŸ˜
Aggravating_Pie6439@reddit
Be glad you reddit, and didnt seeit.
SpookDaddy-@reddit
Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit
The white woman craving dog dih theory. It's a theory that states that white woman crave dog dih and that they when no one is watching let the dog fuck em doggy style. (No pun intended).
Butterkeks93@reddit
You can write dick bro, it’s not gonna hurt you
Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit
I know it's funny to right dih instead of dick.
Aggravating_Pie6439@reddit
-102
CONFIRMED HILARIOUS HAHAAHAHAHA! Well played!
LeglessElf@reddit
*its
Sierra-117-@reddit
Go back to school
LeglessElf@reddit
Guess the joke really flew over your and everyone's heads.
Triple96@reddit
There was no joke lol
LeglessElf@reddit
The joke is that I corrected the only part of his sentence that was grammatically correct.
Triple96@reddit
Ahh, sorry about the collateral damage
LeglessElf@reddit
Got dam
CaptainMGN@reddit
It's fucking annoying
SuperAccident@reddit
Why?
iswins@reddit
Me when humor is objective:
NyanSquiddo@reddit
Oh so it’s incel theory bullshit
MinecraftHolmes@reddit
Octopuswastaken@reddit
wordjedi@reddit
For chrissakes Joe, pay attention. HE'S SAYING ALL WHITE WOMEN ARE DOG LOVING WHORRRES
Cloudwolfxii@reddit
What is dog dih?
Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit
Dog dick
The_Law_of_Pizza@reddit
Somehow, this is more disgusting than the subject matter at hand.
ILoveBigCoffeeCups@reddit
Horny jail should absolutely be a thing. With horney jail judges
spiritofporn@reddit
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
If you do that then my book club will disintegrate
deca_thon@reddit
miluielmclovin@reddit
It’s my fault for having eyes I guess
LordranKing@reddit
…anon
RaoulLaila@reddit
I mean... 1 billion? 2 billion? I think if you saw that money you'd do worse for less
PMMMR@reddit
Anyone who says they wouldn't for that is either lying or redacted
Asylumset@reddit
this post made my leave the sub. thanks op.
Facade04@reddit (OP)
thatweirdguyted@reddit
This is way to specific not to refer to something anon saw on the internet.
This is why we need proper sex ed in schoolsÂ
-StalkedByDeath-@reddit
Sex ed to teach you how to let a golden retriever cum in your mouth and poke your tongue up its anus?
SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit
Obviously you‘d do it the other way around, which is what you‘d learn in sex ed.
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I was thinking more along the lines ofÂ
"if you see this, or someone asks you to do this, get an adult because that's fucked"Â
and maybe also
"If you're ever tempted to do this, please go talk to a counselor because that's fucked"
Worldly_Muffin2182@reddit
forgettfulthinker@reddit
This specific scenario. He is okay with any of the countless other scenarios and dog breeds however
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
I'm so glad I'm attracted to curvy human women and not whatever the fuck that is.
Gnosis1409@reddit
Shoelesshobos@reddit
Facade04@reddit (OP)
UpsetPhilosopher4661@reddit
call me white woman the way i got that dawg in me
theGaido@reddit
OP would do it for free?
Facade04@reddit (OP)
Not even if you paid me lol
PomegranateHot9916@reddit
fake: none of this ever happened
gay: anon things about drinking dog cum and licking dog butthole
throwaway661375735@reddit
Republican Pr0n?
darthmemeios14@reddit
ceilingkat@reddit
Same. Gonna go spend time with my family. Lesson learned.
pirncho@reddit
As always, there's a relevant XKCD
Acogatog@reddit
this one feels like cheating with how universally applicable it is
NekoMeowKat@reddit
Sentinel_2539@reddit
Maiq_the_liar_23@reddit
An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit
An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit
Molkwi@reddit
Who be licking dog ass bro ðŸ˜
ReflectionOther2147@reddit
Wtf has this guy been watching...
supadupanerd@reddit
Bro I think I need to log off
thr33beggars@reddit
Anon would think it would be gross to let a golden retriever do that. But anon does have an obsession with BBC so maybe he would be okay with a black lab doing that.
Capital_Pick3604@reddit
i also would think it would be gross to let a golden retriever do that. you dont?
thr33beggars@reddit
Eh, yeah. I’m more of a cat person anyways.
thedevilsheir666@reddit
Bro please delete this
ZacappaAnonymous@reddit
Anon browses /b/ without adult supervision