Is the ex’s dog carrier labeled “Thurston”?
Posted by Few_Variation5459@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 96 comments
Posted by Few_Variation5459@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 96 comments
md2224@reddit
It’s a show dog
Nicstradamus@reddit
Thurston Howl, amirite?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Thurston Howl the third! This dog has fucking papers!
andreasbaader6@reddit
Thurston More was my first thought.
HoverboardRampage@reddit
Moore has more o's
andreasbaader6@reddit
As evident by the comments you didnt read
HoverboardRampage@reddit
I did, I just thought mine sounded better. . .
duh_nom_yar@reddit
You're missing an "o"
andreasbaader6@reddit
Thourston
duh_nom_yar@reddit
*Thurstoon
El_Chingadero@reddit
From the beaver picture?
El_Chingadero@reddit
Thurston Ackerman
bashful_rabbit@reddit
Ever heard of a little band called Sonic Youth? Wrote 164 songs. Bulk of the discography.
AsexualFrehley@reddit
And yet his ex releases nothing but bangers
Particular-Village91@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
Skinslippy3@reddit
Excuse me? Does he write any more?
xridingbikesx@reddit
The guy with the cleft asshole?
machone5103@reddit
This Kim’s alt?
xridingbikesx@reddit
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Fucking amateurs
romulusnr@reddit
It's a fucking show dog. With fucking papers.
Danimal1002@reddit
Thrust, if you’re not into that whole brevity thing …
oh_no__notagain@reddit
you mean coitus?
useless_modern_god@reddit
oh_no__notagain@reddit
Thurston has two mommies?
marbotty@reddit
I didn’t rent it a cruise. It’s not getting marooned. He’s not taking your fucking turn, dude.
PerspectiveLevel9743@reddit
That's marvelous!
DarePatient2262@reddit
Chapaquidich@reddit
You can call me Mr. Howl, Thursty, #3, or Thurston Howl The Third if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
iforironman@reddit
I feel like “Trip” has to be part of this nickname conversation.
SmoovyJ@reddit
The Minnow is NOT the issue here!
certifiedp0ser@reddit
What kind of millionaire doesn’t own his own boat? We marooned the ringer for a ringer!
AsexualFrehley@reddit
Excuse me, Lovey?
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Who the fuck are the fucking Howells?
TheVentiLebowski@reddit
It's a wandering doggo job.
lucasjackson87@reddit
If my wife went to Honolulu with her new husband and wanted me to take her dog I’d tell her to go fuk herself. Why can’t she board it?
bgold1-@reddit
Its hair falls out.
ZombieLibrarian@reddit
Was he not paying attention to Walter’s story?
TheSunKingsSon@reddit
New shit has come to light.
thebigdu@reddit
And... Shit, man
oh-kee-pah@reddit
I am the walrus.
thrance@reddit
Donny, please.
philthyphil00@reddit
The fucking dog has fucking papers dude
Snootcheroo@reddit
fucking dog has fucking papers
Particular-Village91@reddit
You can’t board it, its hair falls out
BoomDonk@reddit
He’ll lick your balls for $1000.
Electric_Apricot2112@reddit
I’m just going to find a cash machine… and some peanut butter.
BoomDonk@reddit
That’s marvelous.
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Walter can't watch or he has to pay $100.
InitiativePlastic279@reddit
he brought it bowling and DID rent him shoes
cw99x@reddit
Plot twist: the marmot’s name was Gilligan
The whole story was just an acid flashback the Dude had after watching reruns.
Majik8ball@reddit
Walter and Donnie are all in the mind of the Dude. Different parts of his id.
no_vale_verga817@reddit
Is this your only form of ID?
cw99x@reddit
Id? what are you a fucking psychology ranger now?
Jifeeb@reddit
I think it’s a Pomeranian
_WillCAD_@reddit
Is it a vampire?
masterchief69420xxx@reddit
Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, a nocturnal bloodsucker, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
RedPhule@reddit
What are you a fucking vampire hunter now?
Skinslippy3@reddit
Mr. Dracul draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Van Helsing. Now we got a nice, quiet little country trying to be invaded by the Ottomans. I aim to keep it nice and quiet. I don't like you interrupting Mr. Vlad's sucking around and harvesting our citizens, Van Helsing. And I don't like your jerk off name, I don't like your jerk off face, and I don't like your jerk off wooden stakes, and I don't like you: jerk off. Do I make myself clear?
Jifeeb@reddit
I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to roller skate uphill, man
OdaDdaT@reddit
Calmer than you are
PabstBlueBourbon@reddit
Yeah, “Thurston Howl”.
jeffbas@reddit
The third
frermanisawesome@reddit
It’s funny, I just watched TBL and noticed him leaving the alley with different colored shoes. So does the dude rent shoes or own his own?
JasonYaya@reddit
He's got his bowling bowling shoes for bowling, and his non bowling bowling shoes for non bowling.
Diabolus734@reddit
You don't wear bowling shoes outside, it ruins them or tracks shit inside and ruins the lanes or some shit. Obviously, you're not a golfer.
jazzhandpanda@reddit
A canine achiever...
naturalmanofgolf@reddit
Cynthia’s dog
OurHouse20@reddit
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
naturalmanofgolf@reddit
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax – YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!
OurHouse20@reddit
Oh come off it, Walter. You're not even Jewish. You're fuckin Polish Catholic.
Skinslippy3@reddit
You're Jewish, Walter?
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
Ok-Acanthaceae826@reddit
I've never noticed! NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT!
Cniatx1982@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
I don't care how thirstin' the dog is...I'm not buying it a beer, it's not taking my turn Dude
GrimeyJosh@reddit
Thats fucking interesting, man. Thats fucking interesting.
ChamberTwnty@reddit
New s*** has come to light!
thebenn@reddit
Thurston....the millionaire. His wife owes money all over town..
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
Thurston Ackerman....now I gotta go find out if that's a credited role in the film
SmoovyJ@reddit
What’re you, a fuckin IMDB researcher now?
MalarkEMark@reddit
Sure ain’t no golfer
everydaywasnovember@reddit
At least he’s housebroken man
Comfortable-Area1149@reddit
...Also, Dude, "dog" is not the preferred nomenclature, "Thurston", please.
everydaywasnovember@reddit
We’re not talking about the dogs that delivered the fucking diphtheria vaccine here
andreasbaader6@reddit
Thurston Less
zerokep@reddit
A dog named Thurston definitely has papers
2wheelsThx@reddit
You saw the movie, we saw the movie. We know what happened, yes? Yes?
Riffpin@reddit
Hey, this aggression, you know, will not stand, man
_WillCAD_@reddit
Obviously she's not a Monkees fan...
AckerHerron@reddit
dhlthecobra@reddit
RoskoPGoldchain@reddit
Far out, man. Far fucking out.
j10359@reddit
The royal 'Thurston'
thisoldguy74@reddit