My wife might be ignoring me and want a divorce but I'm still putting effort into meals.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

Lately, not really. Been using McDonald's points for a free mcchicken once a day.

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Laouijabored@reddit

Sux, I'm sorry, hope things look up. Have you tried the app too good to go?

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

Haven't heard of it, I'll check it out

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dieek@reddit

If you aren't aware, there is r/randomactsofpizza

If you need some extra cash for groceries because you are trying to do right by your kids, let me know what your venmo is.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I really appreciate the offer, but I don't want to burden someone else with my financial issue

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dieek@reddit

I am not being burdened, that's why I'm offering.

I understand the struggle. Been through it myself. I'm in better days now, so I thought I'd offer to help.

Just pay it forward when the time comes where you can offer to help another.

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agoodfuckingcatholic@reddit

Doing better than me. I lived off jack in the box Budweiser bong rips and benedryl. Living single and pretty happy now. I hope shit works out for you. Sunny days are coming to you friend.

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Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit

People are sleeping on Benadryl, literally and figuratively

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Honestly I think people shouldn’t be taking it. It’ll give you wicked nightmares you take too much, it’ll put you to sleep in the middle of the day, take it day to day and you get horrible restless leg syndrome. It’s awful.

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lanaflores69@reddit

I sleep for days just from 1 and nightmares for a week . Ppl have accused me of being on strong drugs bc of a benadryl shot for a allergic reaction. Totally not functional after just 1

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agoodfuckingcatholic@reddit

Yeah they’re no joke. Used to eat 2 a day and shove booze on top of them. Straight liver punches.

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lanaflores69@reddit

If i took 2 I wouldn't be able to function for 2 weeks most likely

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Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit

My doctor told me to pop a Benadryl before I exercise because I get hives, I’m like but I’ll be asleep??

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725_bengi@reddit

Figuratively? Are you saying people are missing out on organ damage?

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kurinevair666@reddit

So you don't eat together with her? I wonder why things aren't working out.

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British_Ballsack@reddit

Hahahaha!! you dont know shit...

How absolutely clueless can you be?

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Random_Person1234567@reddit

Yep, I'm certain that money issues preventing OP from eating more than a free chicken sandwich from McDonald's are way less of an issue than OP and the wife not eating together.....

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UsedWelcome5903@reddit

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ToBeHonestHere@reddit

I lnow what you did to the chicken. I just dont like it.

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V-Drxplet@reddit

Smash.

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

Huh?

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StrawbabyJam_@reddit

The food. They want to smash the chicken sgetti.

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

No no I got that part, my question is, why though?

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StrawbabyJam_@reddit

Oh, it's usually just a saying people use when they see a picture of particularly appetizing food. Either that or chicken and pasta gets them slippery

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

But isn't "smash" used when you want to f*ck something?

That's where my confusion lies.

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StrawbabyJam_@reddit

No no, that's the literal context. Think more like... you're out to dinner with your bud and he goes, "damn man, I'm about to smash down on this burger."

Basically, OP just thinks the food looks good and wants a bite.

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

Oh I've never heard it in that context, maybe I'm just lewd? Either way thank you for the clarification, I wish there were more people like you in this world, have a blessed rest of your week.

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DeninoNL@reddit

It is meant in a lewd context. They’re saying the food looks good enough to fuck (exaggeratedly implying that it looks succulent)

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

The downvotes say otherwise

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

Oh I've never heard it in that context, maybe I'm just lewd? Either way thank you for the clarification, I wish there were more people like you in this world, have a blessed rest of your week.

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JackyVeronica@reddit

I actually just learned it, too last week from my American husband 🤣

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maladaptivelucifer@reddit

It’s really nice when someone cares and actually explains something. I feel like that doesn’t happen often on the internet.

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StrawbabyJam_@reddit

Agreed. I've had to turn to the Urban Dictionary many a time because of the beloathed phrase "just look it up" lol

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JackyVeronica@reddit

Smash means "you want to eat" in American English! I just learned it last week 🤣 but jokes aside, the chicken does look a little dried, but I just feel bad for the OP's situation

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SDSUAZTECS@reddit

Divorce really sucks

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Sendmemoney805@reddit

As a man my wife has been crying for me to cook for her as a Mexican all I can do is make carne asada so I'll take the divorce cheers fam

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I'm making dinner again tonight, not carne asada but beef tacos. Homemade quac and a mango salsa. Rice, beans.

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Sendmemoney805@reddit

Dam brother at least you're a great father making food for the family we currently have a 7 month old both working full time shits hard but I keep a straight face

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

That's all we can do. Unfortunately for my situation it's not working out. I texted her today saying I understand she doesn't want to talk to me but I miss her. She sent back a giant paragraph about how she misses what we had but she's tired of "trying". I suggested therapy because she means the world to me and I don't want to lose my family...

Once you have kids you become the bottom of the totem pole and have to prove yourself to climb up one rank. At least that's how it's been for me.

She came home today and had no interest in me still.

I've had heart palpations since this started and seriously feel like I could have a heart attack from the stress and potential loss. I can't be home without feeling my heart struggling to beat and needing to take deep breaths constantly. It's pretty scary...

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bbygirlken@reddit

babe, that's called anxiety. you are in a stressful environment. look up coping/grounding skills and try to find something that works for you.

obviously, i can't guarantee that you are not having cardiovascular issues as i am not a doctor, nor have i done any sort of testing on you, but i am 98% sure that it is anxiety.

just two weeks ago, my arm went numb during a panic attack, but i was convinced i was having a medical emergency. i was not. anxiety just has many physiological symptoms. palpitations and air hunger (the reason for you needing to take deep breaths) are two of the main symptoms.

i know you suggested couples therapy, but i'd urge you to seek individual therapy for yourself. if you're still worried after treatment (therapy, medication), seek medical care (it'd be easier to go to your gp before seeking a therapist as they can tell you outright that you are experiencing anxiety and medicate you or if they're worried about your heart).

take care of yourself, you deserve to feel safe in your own home, and best of luck <3.

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Sendmemoney805@reddit

Fuck it man just keep your head up for the kiddos and let her do what she wants we can't stop em at the end of the day they'll miss us when we're gone

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Next-Drink8593@reddit

Um, I don’t know if this is allowed, but is there a reason she’s ignoring you?

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

She's tired of me not being enough. Even though I cook most days of the week, take the kids to school, do laundry most days, clean the bathroom, etc. honestly normal day stuff but it doesn't outweigh our debt and extreme financial instability.

We just tried talking things out and our daughter who was supposed to be in bed came and interrupted it, now we cant finish the conversation because my daughter refuses to do anything we say.

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Objective-Guard7245@reddit

You need a safe space to talk. Therapy.

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taylorthestang@reddit

Spaghetti was literally the same meal where my parents relationship finally dissolved in front of my eyes as a teen.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

This was the rest of what I could make a meal with, I'll go shopping tomorrow but the kids are picky so I gotta try and work that into it too. She typically buys dinner when it's her night to make food.

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sweetmarypie@reddit

Try baking bread, one steaming loaf deserves another.

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CarmenxXxWaldo@reddit

The context of the post completely changes when you add in kids. 1) ok hes eating spaghet 2) he decided to continue feeding the children. lol

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UnderstandingWeak292@reddit

Haha. I guess my kids need to eat

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LauraPa1mer@reddit

Lol the harsh reality behind this, I feel.

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Old-Sound-4420@reddit

Feel this..

gf dumped me after I wiped out cheesecake and a bonoffie pie. It was the last of my cash too..

Now she is in the dm wanting to make up after spending the weekend somewhere she cant tell me

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John_Man_@reddit

You’ll be ight I got cheated on after a 5 year relationship dawg, still recovering

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Old-Sound-4420@reddit

She just admitted to cheating and been together going on 6 years.

Guess my life just suddenly changed

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John_Man_@reddit

Lmao

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ChameleonPsychonaut@reddit

Yeah, sounds like it's time to do yourself a favor and tell her to fuck all the way off. You deserve better than to be someone's backup plan.

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caloroin@reddit

Stay strong, they will do it once - they will do it again and keep doing it until you don't let them. Some things in life you shouldn't take the easy route on

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PurchaseTight3150@reddit

I hope you respect yourself enough to just block her number. You’ll regret it one day, many many years later, if you don’t.

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ThanksContent28@reddit

Sorry mate, but don’t let her bs you, she definitely fucked someone else over that weekend. I wouldn’t be surprised if she got played by some other dude, who lost interest after fucking her, and now she’s desperate to have you back.

Tell her you realised breaking up was better for the both of you, and thank her because it was such a great idea, and you’re much happier now.

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ThatGuyFrom720@reddit

Oh haha fuck that. Wow.

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Pretty-Ad-7884@reddit

For your mental health, go to the gym and eat your protein. This is the way!

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evsnikims@reddit

Couples. Counseling. Do it. If it’s a lost cause, then get your affairs in order. Does she contribute to rent? Could you afford rent on your own? Start taking her seriously and ask her what her plans are when she moves out with the intent of asking about the environment for the kids. If she wants to work 4 days a week and live in a car then that’s the answer. Unless of course she is earning weirdly well for that amount of employment. Grieve when you need to, but turn your brain on when you can and start logically mapping out the next (likely) steps for both of you and try to stay one step ahead.

If everything you said is the 100% truth, it sounds like she is punishing you or just oblivious in her own misery. Shock the dynamic by being coldly logical and communicate your plans regardless of whether she responds or not. Grey rock her if she shows you anything but adult behavior. If she shows genuine and reflective emotion, engage. If not, ignore.

I do think you would be happier and the kids could do better without you and your wifes dysfunctional relations, based on what you have said. IOW, you can do better for yourself and the kids, and your wife can chase her own dreams elsewhere.

Whatever you decide, start keeping note of everything and communicate clearly your next moves.

Do you have family nearby? Do you have a good relationship with them? It is okay to ask for their support, she is WRONG about that. She knows that doing so will force her hand to make some sort of decision since that action will start moving the process forward one way or another.

Good luck.

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lelelelte@reddit

I’m happily married and I STILL recommend couples counseling to everyone, even if you don’t think you have a problem. We didn’t and went to counseling, and it has payed itself back many times over. Learning more about each other is never a bad thing!

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Whiplash86420@reddit

Amazing logical advice here

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OSTBear@reddit

Some buttered bread if she's nice

Gosh. Can't fathom why she wants a divorce.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

That part was for laughs on here

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Ok_Manager_3126@reddit

wtf is that title🫠

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

It's the shitty part of the food porn lol

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driftingalong001@reddit

How old are your kids?

What is your wife’s career where she refuses to work more than 4 days a week? Why does she refuse to work more than that?

Is she actually using sex as a reward system, or is she just, understandably, not in the mood when things are shitty between you? (Not an accusation, just a genuine question/something to consider - I’m very against using it to punish/reward a partner, but sex is also different for women, it’s not just visual and physical, it can be impossible to be intimate or physical with your partner if they’ve upset you, if they aren’t contributing, aren’t making you feel loved/wanted etc. I can’t get turned on/be in the mood/have sex if I’m stressed or upset).

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

5 and 8.

A receptionist at a dentist office

She has endometriosis, and is a very high stress/anxiety person so she's never really in the mood these days. I try to make her comfortable to help but she spends most of her time on the couch under a blanket doing puzzles on her phone.

We can't go on dates because we don't have someone to watch the kids. When we do go on dates she's immediately in pajamas when we get home. I've just accepted that she's not into me anymore because of everything else she has on her mind.

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DaniT0n@reddit

I got lost in the comments before I came here. I am just genuinely at a loss for words. You sounds like a good guy stuck in a shitty situation. I wish you the best despite that. Hope it all gets better!

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

Thank you. The funny thing is I have no one to talk to personally that won't spill the beans and she critisizes me if I say anything to friends online. She doesn't use reddit so I figured I'm safe here

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JackyVeronica@reddit

You are safe in this food sub!!

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fartsonyourmom@reddit

You deserve so much better.

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drmoze@reddit

ESPECIALLY not eating McDonald's shite food.

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fartsonyourmom@reddit

That is a good start in the doing better department.

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00trysomethingnu@reddit

You’re absolutely allowed to talk to friends, family, and a therapist. Family can be tricky though, so I stick to the other two as needed.

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glitter_witch@reddit

You are allowed to talk to your friends and family. Saying you can’t is an attempt to isolate you from your support system. Don’t accept those terms. You deserve better than that.

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smelyal8r@reddit

?? Go find someone who appreciates you dawg

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Budget_Category_003@reddit

r/divorce saved my sanity while I was going through mine. Something to consider.

Best of luck and enjoy the next meal with the kids!

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Lexail@reddit

Not shitty, but sorry youre going through that. This actually reminds me of r/girldinner

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decisiontoohard@reddit

It's pasta with broccoli, chicken, and red sauce, it's a full-ass meal, that's not girl dinner at all. My last girl dinner was a tin of tuna, whipped cream, and a sweet potato with pickles.

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eyesotope86@reddit

Where... how does whipped cream fit into any of this? Just shots from the can? Because that's dessert, that counts separate.

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decisiontoohard@reddit

u/jeffiebb has the right of it.

Step 1, look in the fridge, find pickles and whipped cream.

Step 2, have a pickle.

Step 3, have a squirt of whipped cream.

Step 4, heat sweet potato to go with tuna. Eat most of the tuna while you wait for the microwave to finish. Decide not to finish ALL the tuna so you can have some with the sweet potato.

Step 5, have a squirt of whipped cream.

Step 6, eat sweet potato with a quarter of a tin of tuna and all the remaining oil.

Step 7, eat a pickle.

Step 8, have a squirt of whipped cream.

Repeat step 8 until it no longer feels like you need to or can get away with it.

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eyesotope86@reddit

As long as you have a plan I suppose.

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jeffiebb@reddit

Yea straight from the can then you hit that whip it at the end.

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Lexail@reddit

Its not girl dinner, but that sub turned into (insert any food) + (insert current or lasting trauma). This post fits the narrative.

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DJ_Mixalot@reddit

Deep sigh. This isn’t fucking girl dinner. So tired of how that sub has become trauma dumping plus any kind of food.

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onyxyth@reddit

I think that sub is actually a good spin on the meme. But this isn't depraved enough for girl dinner

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DJ_Mixalot@reddit

I’ve been on that sub almost since it started and have watched it go from people posting actual “girl dinners” to just whatever food is in front of them along with straight trauma dumping. It’s exhausting tbh I used to love that sub

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pickledvapejuice13@reddit

I would HIGHLY recommend r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk

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kiwistarbaby@reddit

This is literally just a normal meal? Girl dinner is supposed to be, essentially, fucked up charcuterie. A little bit of this and that cobbled together.

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Hufflepuffsalot@reddit

I thought I was in girl dinner for a minute 😅

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One-piece-jigsaw@reddit

Ignorance is bliss just took on a whole new meaning

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Ordinary_Ad_5891@reddit

Ignoring someone point blank is the biggest red flag ever.

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angel-girl-A@reddit

Put the same amount of effort into the marriage?

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I put more than she has, the last 2 years have financially wrecked us and she would rather get rid of the father to survive and not make it work. I work 7 days a week and get family time in, she refuses to work more than 4 days a week

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angel-girl-A@reddit

No regrets then. That sucks she's unwilling to try and refuses to help more financially. Sorry.

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anticomet@reddit

In his wife's defense, I've never once heard a man going through a divorce admit any fault of their own when complaining about it to strangers.

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C0lePalmer@reddit

Now conviniently ignore his reply trash

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ThanksContent28@reddit

Yeah typical femcels sneaking in there. Sad.

If Op were a woman, that other commenter never would’ve questioned the validity of his story. But he’s a man, so he must be lying.

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ThanksContent28@reddit

And in his defence, if this were a woman complaining about her husband, it would be believed and assumed as the truth immediately.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I'm not perfect, I don't clean to her expectation but I do typically upkeep during the week, laundry, cook more than she does with a focus on healthy meals. We both have out faults but the breaking point currently is that we're financially upside down. I've been let go from 2 jobs in 3 years. One of them I had for 8 years, provided housing for 3 of those. After being let go from that our standard of living dropped. I feel like she wants a different image of our family to show off, we rent, she wants to own but shes only willing to work 4 days a week.. I wish I could provide more but I've been trying for months with no luck in finding a real job and don't want to settle with fast food because that definitely wont fit her expectations.

I told her when we were dating that I felt like I wasn't enough for her but when we found out she was pregnant she offered me the chance to leave with no fatherly responsibilities... I said that's effed up to even think about. We waited till our son was 3 and life was comfortable. I talked to her about how marriage is a huge fear of mine because i grew up watching marriages fail and father's losing their kids. She said she was sure I was the one. Everything was good till we had our daughter, then the expenses of 2 kids and all the other bills associated with life started catching up, it's been accumulating over the last 3-4 years and now it's hit the tipping point.

I won't vent about my complaints but I will say she uses intimacy as a reward system, I can only have personal time with her if I've done everything right.

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Dank_Turtle@reddit

She sounds like my ex wife. My daughter and I have been living VERY happily since the divorce. It sucks for a while but when you’re on the other end it feels great. Something I was told that helped me was that good marriages don’t end up in a divorce. And the truth was that I was not in a good marriage. Feel free to hit me up if you want someone to talk to, it’s hard out there

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TheNamesRoodi@reddit

I know you said your son doesn't care elsewhere, but I promise you he does.

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sizeablescars@reddit

Reddit really 180d from a site of men ignoring their issues to a bunch of people pretending all men’s issues are their own fault and sadly you’re in the crossfire of that in a few places here. Idk if you’re telling the truth but it’s crazy to me to see so many people’s insecurities and predispositions cause them to insult and badger. Assuming the best of the person you’re conversing with unless you have a pretty intimate knowledge of them is like elementary school level being a kind person imo and I think many here think they can replace that principle with whatever group of potentially marginalized people they conjure up to protect (in this case your wife).

I wish you and your family the best and hope you can see some increased happiness in life

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ElQuesoGato@reddit

Hey, you don’t owe internet strangers any explanations. Your life is yours, they should keep their snarky remarks to themselves instead of making assumptions.

I’ve been through a divorce, kid included. It’s rough, but it won’t be forever. You got this.

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chrisp5000@reddit

Been there, it feels just like another chore.

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TheGladdenFields@reddit

This is why I've been so scared of marriage. For me it just seems like you never know if they're in love with you or your stability. Having my partner abandon me because I fell on financial hard times would be the end one two punch to end me.

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ModernCaveWuffs@reddit

You're a good father. I'm proud of you.

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DJ_Mixalot@reddit

This. And the fucking “buttered bread if she’s nice” comment 🤮

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JimmyJooish@reddit

Consult with every good lawyer in town and surrounding areas. That way she will only have access to the shitty ones.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

Viewed incredibly dimly by divorce/family courts and would go against you, and for good reason. And it would cost you a little to have enough interaction with a firm's family law department to make them unable to work with the other party, a 15 minute freebie from those that offer it isn't going to create a significant conflict. So a lot of effort, costs and giving the courts an insight into your poor character and shadiness that could promt a deeper dive into things like your declared finances because you've shown you are untrustworthy in the proceedings. What a result.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

My son is 8 and she decided he needs braces, his adult teeth just grew in and his facial structure is still growing, she could let them naturally come in and then decide if they're needed (almost 4k we now have to pay off). Every year she wants to go on a family vacation to a theme park and every year I have to remind her that we can't afford it, yet she continues to book them. She refuses to work more than 4 days a week because she has a "career" making $26 an hour and not on salary, we have discussed finances and discovered we both need to make as close to $30 an hour or more to afford everything we need to pay.

This year admittedly has been rough for me trying to find a new job because the company I worked for lost the contracts for my area. I've been very money conscious, but she wants this perfect family image to post on Facebook.

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crypt_moss@reddit

sounds like she isn't good with money & likely you are better off divorcing her, life as a single parent isn't easy, but it must be nicer to actually be in control of your finances than have someone else spending on vacations you can't afford, all the best to you & remember that it's not your job to familiarize her with reality, but if she's living outside of it you can let her do it solo

based on the few comments I've read thus far it sounds like you are the more responsible parent anyway so I hope any custody battle that may be coming your way will go alright for you

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Thin_Measurement_965@reddit

If that stuff about the theme parks is true, you're probably better off without her. That's some vampire behavior.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I just don't know how to afford that stuff, were practically at the point of bankruptcy, idk how I would pay for that or even figure out where to live when it ends. I hate being home, it's a constant cold shoulder from her, my son doesn't seem to care, my daughter and cat are the only ones that want my attention.

This is some insane mental gymnastics I've got going on

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JimmyJooish@reddit

You shouldn’t have to pay for anything. Lawyers usually consult for free and once you consult with a lawyer they legally cannot consult with her. Basically you’re not committing to anything but if she decides to file against you she can’t use a good lawyer to do it.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

You seem desperate to fuck up OP's situation as much as possible, this is the kind advice you give to someone you want to cause harm to and you keep plugging at it.

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JimmyJooish@reddit

Explain how protecting yourself in a divorce is harm? But you’re right, op would be a lot better off being blindsided.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

I already explained to you in detail why this nonsense detrimental to the person trying it, and you still tried to convince OP to do it. Not being blindsided means consulting with a trusted lawyer to get your ducks in a row. Trying to sabotage the other party's access to legal representation won't work as you intend it but will demonstrate to the courts that you are underhanded and acting in bad faith, so won't benefit you in any way. But will open you up to more scrutiny by the courts (deservedly so) because you've shown you are underhanded, and would likely leave you on the hook for any additional costs your little scam attempt caused the other party (also deservedly so).

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JimmyJooish@reddit

Another Reddit lawyer. Go fuck yourself.

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psycho_pirate@reddit

Yeah trying to scam the system is not the way to go. It will only hurt you.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

I'm not going to rush into anything right now, I'm gonna keep trucking along, focus on spending time with my kids and working as much as I can to pay down my debt before the big D happens

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lukumi@reddit

Somebody watched the sopranos.

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GodBlessAmerica776@reddit

Typical reddit response

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Viking4Life2@reddit

Love jackasses like you instantly judging and assuming shit about strangers

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Large_Proof116@reddit

Maybe it’s because you’re talking to Reddit about your marriage, instead of talking to her

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ItsMsRainny@reddit

He eat the sphaget and she feel the regret.

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YousuckGenji@reddit

🎶 I might go home make somethin nice to eat, a little spaghetti with the, sauce and the meat 🎶

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Appropriate-Log8506@reddit

Are the straights alright?

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

Hey I took the pic too early for the chicken to look good.

But I'm alright, lots of podcasts and Uber eats till she goes to bed

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Appropriate-Log8506@reddit

Is that what marriage is? Wait till she goes to sleep then yank it like a monkey in mango tree.

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Squid111999@reddit (OP)

Pretty much, most my friends in their 30s that are married complain about how much they put into the relationship and have no intimacy in the marriage. I watched my friend get divorced last year from his highschool sweetheart. He worked for the prison system, idk what she did but I just remember him always being busy and her always being too sick or tired. They had 3 kids and he gave it his all and in the end lost it all

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Appropriate-Log8506@reddit

The straights are not alright, y’all.

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Zenaesthetic@reddit

Nether are the gays, if you must know. Almost like we’re all humans, who we fuck doesn’t change that.

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lilacs_and_marigolds@reddit

This meal is grounds for divorce.

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One-Bodybuilder-5646@reddit

Well, you're cooking for yourself too, don't you?

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milk3njoy3r@reddit

Easy come, easy go

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Palanki96@reddit

Maybe it's the broccoli?

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kindagaybean@reddit

What's the issue between you two? Have y'all talked about it?

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DLTMIAR@reddit

I thought this was r/shittyfoodporn not r/shittyrelationshipporn

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ghostcat_crafting@reddit

Stand strong, bud. Take time for you. Do at least one thing for yourself, even if it’s taking 15 minutes to sit on a bench outside staring at the grass trying to not throw up or let your brain matter squirt out of your ears.

My condolences. You’re gonna be okay.

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