I’d get one
Posted by Born-Agency-3922@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Posted by Born-Agency-3922@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 38 comments
NW_Forester@reddit
the head better open for storage.
stuffedskullcat@reddit
Medication, hard candy, etc.
Inevitable-Head7702@reddit
Werthers original
mcfetrja@reddit
SirHairyBear@reddit
Yes of course I got them in my Halloween 🎃 candy during the 1970’s
GerlockADUS@reddit
Where do I preorder?
Yuck-Fou94@reddit
You need to fly to Endor for pick up. Shipping not available.
Negative-Wrap95@reddit
Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
acquiesce011979@reddit
Damn you Johnny Cochrane!!!!!
Negative-Wrap95@reddit
But more important, you have to ask yourself: "What does this have to do with this case?" Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense!
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!"
SwordfishNo4680@reddit
I’d AT one
thisbroadreadsbooks@reddit
My husband uses a walker and I need to figure out how to make this happen for him! Who do I pay???
Darth_Twinge@reddit
But does it play the Imperial March when you enter a room?
Initial_Reason1532@reddit
I would much rather have a cool scooter.
MsInput@reddit
The imperial walker walker? Genius
Yuck-Fou94@reddit
Younger me tripping up Nana with the cord on the telephone:
peachybutprofanex@reddit
Ngl that kind of chaos was my whole childhood like good times but also a disaster
000solar@reddit
Thiss'll be me in the home, still listening to rave music and rounding up folks to see the latest scifi movie.
I had to use a cane a while back for an injury - you beat believe I got a snazzy purple one.
OtherlandGirl@reddit
My mom has a snazzy purple cane! She got it when she had knee replacement, now it’s handy for her Parkinson’s. (Doing very well on meds). Getting old is a bitch and half though.
human5398246@reddit
Yes! Med companies can clean up with popculture stuff for genx retirement homes. Those places are gonna be rockin.
PapaDuckD@reddit
That's a creative take on a Carrot Top prop.
IYKYK
Traditional_Isopod80@reddit
Yes please 🙏
rick43402@reddit
Mall? I live near a university and it's on the kids on there way to and from there that the sidewalks is my problem.
Lovingleighpaige@reddit
I want one when I grow older
allquckedup@reddit
Yes please and thank you.
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
Besides, the stainless-steel construction helps the fl--
Sorry, force of habit.
Born-Agency-3922@reddit (OP)
u/AppropriateTouching I did repost this but I assure you I am not a bot.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
👍
rick43402@reddit
I'd get one only if it actually fired, no one would be cutting me off on my walks and live.
Born-Agency-3922@reddit (OP)
Let’s make a prototype and test it at the mall on our morning walks.
AppropriateTouching@reddit
Thanks for posting default name repost bot that hides their history!
MisterHyman@reddit
Whichammer@reddit
Does it make the walking noise when you move it?
trainwreckhappening@reddit
I know I'm about to get blasted, but:
I hate Star Wars.
Whichammer@reddit
Eaglepursuit@reddit
It's all fun and games until some kid ties you up with a charging cable
akirbydrinks@reddit
Is that an AT-AT Walker?! Amazing.
jigga19@reddit
Maybe I don't want to die so quickly.