unfortunately, this is beast mode

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Coakis@reddit

I'm surprised its not referencing this meme.

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Coakis@reddit

So at one point there was a meme about Confederates doing battle with Nazi's in order to save a pregnant Anne Frank.

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das_slash@reddit

You know what, if Loli preg alt history fanfiction is the only way for those degenerates to realize nazis are the bad guys, I'm willing to give this a pass.

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anti-gerbil@reddit

The meme came from /his/ who already (mostly) dislike nazis

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EddieFrits@reddit

Well that's good. But I have to ask what are their feelings about the Confederacy?

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wsdpii@reddit

Confederates line up, fire volley, get torn to shreds by artillery and MG-42s. How do those larpers think that would go?

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Japan-is-a-good-band@reddit

Probably were thinking of this master piece

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binjifye@reddit (OP)

okay i understand that but they also said it’s referencing my post how is it related?

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QFB-procrastinator@reddit

OP’s boyfriend listens to Confederate Civil war music, i think that’s all the relation.

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binjifye@reddit (OP)

what a stretch i guess i gotta close my eyes and dream of a relation

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Molkwi@reddit

While you're at it, help anon imagine someone who cares

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Coakis@reddit

Everything overlaps itself on 4chan. Much like how Reddit memes will propagate to other subs.

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llamawithguns@reddit

This raises more questions than it answers.

Although im not sure I want the answers to the questions it raises

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music-about-money@reddit

'think of how to break up with him'

Fucking hell, there's just no helping some people is there?

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gary-cuckoldman@reddit

“Close your eyes and dream of someone who cares” I swear autistic people have the coldest comebacks

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Molkwi@reddit

Up there with the "here's a phone. Call someone who cares." from Mr. Burns to Lisa.

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CT0292@reddit

Honestly if I ever get divorced I'm gonna have to try and remember that line.

That is some cold shit to say to someone.

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Weary_Specialist_436@reddit

no joke, this transcends being cringe and loops back to being cool

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criminal-tango44@reddit

that's not an autist but some gigachad

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

I would never cheat on a partner, so I can't relate to that; but I would be so pissed if my partner grabbed my phone and just snooped through all my shit like she owned it.

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Nadiadain@reddit

Yeah fr it’s even worse when they get offended your being “overly defensive” of your phone like bruh it’s my shit I get to dictate who does and doesn’t see what’s on here

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This shit happened to me and she got pissed about a private conversation I had with my mom. I dont talk to other people. Not romantically. People are permitted to have privacy and private conversations. I think they just wanted to find a reason to be upset. Red flags a plenty

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Nadiadain@reddit

Oh yeah I had an ex like that. She wanted me to un add every woman I had in my contact list that wasn’t family. Lol no.

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Objective-Lawyer5428@reddit

Same here - a week later, it was playing "inferiority complex" and to accomodate, we again were at "delete all your female contacts", a few weeks later it was "I bet your female students want to date you, I saw them looking at you after classes"

Some people just aren't made to enjoy a relationship.

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bbqfap@reddit

I bet your female students want to date you,

Maybe some of them do, but so what? My desirability to others has literally nothing to do with my integrity, and who I love. I never understood being mad at your partner simply because someone else found them attractive

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DasToyfel@reddit

My partner uses my phone all the time, knows the code and all. There is nothing on my phone that is worth hiding from her.

Idk why some people are so weird about it. Grow up and maybe get rid of the animu stuff in your life

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cheappay@reddit

He still got to smash

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ANewBegging@reddit

Robot?

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AntiKamniaChemicalCo@reddit

a little relieved that this wasn't just a slur for autistic people

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SipoteQuixote@reddit

9000

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ANewBegging@reddit

Ahhh

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Petardo_Dilos@reddit

Me when I'm scared

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Good_Smile@reddit

Me when I'm aroused

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

Basically just peoppe that don't date for whatever reason.

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

Slang for the users of the /r9k/ board on 4chan.

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undreamedgore@reddit

Hey, I'm a good boyfriend. I know how to separate my dark desires from being a human. The hard part is learning how to not suppress my sex drive around others.

But I also find FUTA stuff gross, so maybe that's it?

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Trigger_Fox@reddit

"Close your eyes and dream of someone who cares" i am fucking stealing that thats too good to pass up

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Lampy_Dampy76@reddit

Shirou fan

Stealing from/Copying someone

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acart005@reddit

I know its a larp but wtf even is Confederate Civil War Music?

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Weary_Specialist_436@reddit

think of how to break up with him

do people really

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HelpMePlxoxo@reddit

Only for partners who were good people. I don't get caring about "how to break up" with someone you're barely even in a relationship with at all. If there's no good grace either way, just be blunt and get it over with 😭

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SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit

"I think we should fuck other people."

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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

WHO'S GOT TWO INDEX FINGERS AND FEELS LIKE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE ELSE FROM NOW ON?

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THIS GUY

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CT0292@reddit

I could see if if you're married. Or at least living together. Especially if both your names are on the lease/mortgage.

It's a long process to split up with someone you've built a life with.

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Lukababineux@reddit

First world problems lol, my high school girlfriend beat the shit out of me for making a minor mistake and took my laptop, I didn't hear anything from her or my laptop.

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Molkwi@reddit

Like just leave bro 🙏

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MagiksSon@reddit

"Close your eyes and dream of someone who cares"

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JustaPotatoCow@reddit

Imagine how those poor models feel being asked if their a FUTA

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Magnus_Helgisson@reddit

One day people making up these stories will look at a real phone and learn the screen is locked and you can’t just take other person’s phone and look through shit if this person has a quarter of a brain.

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PFGtv@reddit

A lot of people know their partner’s passcode. Shit, I think I can unlock my wife’s phone with my thumbprint.

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Riventh@reddit

do it and fill her gallery with dick pics

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meechmeechmeecho@reddit

YTA. Should’ve been a futa like your BF wanted

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shaneskery@reddit

Be me, no idea what futa is and too scared to google it.

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"uwu I'll date a robot to give them a chance!"

dates chad robot

chad robot is an asshole

"wahhh all robots bad!!"

Come the fuck on.

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