The timeline doesn’t work. Marty has his dance quintet, his cycle, on Tuesday at the Jackson’s Fountain Street Theater, and he’d love it if the Dude came by and gave him notes. No way he’s taking such a short trip to Honolulu.
Separate incidents (Marty the landlord is Martin Randahl-Davis, not Marty Ackerman, who is banging Cynthia in Honolulu, in the parlance of our times)...
In the 70’s and 80’s Marty was a well known fixture on his bike and his bell ringer - Santa Monica. Westwood. Marty was at the scene. And everyone said hey to Marty
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
No, Marty Ackerman is in Hawaii with Cynthia.
TheSpaceman1975@reddit
Was he even listening to the dude’s story?
Oldskoolguitar@reddit
Hopefully he was bowling
SuicideOptional@reddit
I am the walrus
DAMON5280@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny.
savoryreflex@reddit (OP)
Is she? Are they?
savoryreflex@reddit (OP)
Can you prove that?
ormskirkgandhi@reddit
Hawaii? Hasn’t she got a dog she needs to look after?
2manyteacups@reddit
a dog with PAPERS
machone5103@reddit
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR
74snowman@reddit
The timeline doesn’t work. Marty has his dance quintet, his cycle, on Tuesday at the Jackson’s Fountain Street Theater, and he’d love it if the Dude came by and gave him notes. No way he’s taking such a short trip to Honolulu.
savoryreflex@reddit (OP)
Perhaps Cynthia laid that down as a pretext.
74snowman@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
savoryreflex@reddit (OP)
Ever thus to deadbeats
74snowman@reddit
You think the carpet pissers did this?
74snowman@reddit
😉
kinkyslc1@reddit
901Soccer@reddit
Far out
901Soccer@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude
2wheelsThx@reddit
I posted this a few months ago...
Separate incidents (Marty the landlord is Martin Randahl-Davis, not Marty Ackerman, who is banging Cynthia in Honolulu, in the parlance of our times)...
https://www.reddit.com/r/lebowski/comments/1mvjegi/dudes_i_finally_got_the_program_for_martys_dance/
SpringTour77@reddit
Also dude, Banging is not the preferred nomenclature. The physical act of love, please.
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
satyriasis
diacachimba@reddit
Marty engages in it compulsively and without joy.
Fun-Lengthiness-7493@reddit
Coitus?
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
You mean vagina, I mean you know the guy?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I was taking about my rug.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Vagina.
Gotts21@reddit
Johnson?
PlentyOfMoxie@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit
A natural, zesty enterprise, man.
fergehtabodit@reddit
I guess we can close the file on that one
PorcelainTorpedo@reddit
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck, though
Verifiable-Boat69420@reddit
Or the Creedence.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
And proud we are of all of you who wander into the middle of movies…
hettuklaeddi@reddit
he’s just helping her conceive, man
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Uhh, you mean coitus?
DonKeighbals@reddit
Coitus?
Hnl2Nrt2025@reddit
In the 70’s and 80’s Marty was a well known fixture on his bike and his bell ringer - Santa Monica. Westwood. Marty was at the scene. And everyone said hey to Marty
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Oh. Oh, all right. Okay.
SeaBag8211@reddit
Naw, he just got the venue he wanted while Ackerman ask Walter to watch his dog while he went to Honolulu.
CrackinBacks@reddit
I know the landlords name is supposed to be Marty but when the Dude greets him at his door it’s always sounded to me like he says “Hey Monty”
savoryreflex@reddit (OP)
I agree
Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit
Well Dude…we just don’t know
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
maksgee@reddit
Fking nihilists… nothing changes
mercerjd@reddit
Wouldn’t hold out hope on the tape deck, though
sakko303@reddit
Or the Creedence.
BlooNorth@reddit
Ohhhh…. Separate incidents
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
The fuck you talking about?
Twittenhouse@reddit
I'm not renting it shoes.
It's not taking your turn.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
Man, if my ex wife was fucking my landlord, I’d tell her to go fuck herself!
Twittenhouse@reddit
That's a threeway, Dude.
exileonmainst@reddit
Don’t be fatuous.
Alert-Ad-2373@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers!