Shomer fucking shabbos
Posted by egordon326@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 58 comments
we all know that Walter keeps shomer shabbos and does not roll on Saturday. yet after they confront the big Lebowski, we see them at the bowling alley ROLLING ON FUCKING SHABBOS!!!
fucking hypocrite. breaking 4000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Kofax.
fuckin a man
OpusCroakus1@reddit
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Coldhands1969@reddit
I am the Walrus?
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
GrumpyCatStevens@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
RCDNThrowaway@reddit
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus.
HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit
So he actually did in fact roll on Shabbos the very day he told that Kraut down at the league office? This whole fuckin thing….life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable ffff…….
Snootcheroo@reddit
That’s bush league psych out stuff, laughable man HAAA HA
OdaDdaT@reddit
Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?
HiAndStuff2112@reddit
His friends didn't die face down in the muck so he could roll on shabbos!!!
NormalDudeWithACurse@reddit
But, they're gonna kill that poor woman!"
egordon326@reddit (OP)
No, she was home at that point. She didn't even kidnap herself
NormalDudeWithACurse@reddit
Walter mockingly, mimes conductor :"They're gonna kill that poor woman. THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOOOR WOMAN"
sci-fi-rec@reddit
“SHOMER SHABBOS!” was my biggest laugh at first viewing. That and the chair
kenatogo@reddit
Is it a... what day is this?
westport_blues@reddit
I love how he looks around the room when he asks that question, like he’s looking for a calendar or something.
diacachimba@reddit
He's looking for leads, man.
Pandy_45@reddit
Yes I made it home. You're calling me at home ☎️
imstevieshield@reddit
Who is this shitposter, Dude?
FratboyZeida@reddit
Dude, please. Shitposter is not the preferred nomenclature.
betabry@reddit
The poster with the cleft asshole.
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
Did the carpet pissers do this?
Gotts21@reddit
He thinks the karma farmers did this?
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
That's just it dude, we just don't know.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I don't know sir.
LouDog0187@reddit
Would ya come off it, OP. He's fuckin Polish Catholic!
CBRChimpy@reddit
Ah fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Well, he’s already broken it. What is he gonna do, turn in his library card? What is he gonna stop being Jewish?
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
OVER THE LINE!
It was after sunset, which is the end of the shabbos.
IamTheGoodest@reddit
I guess we can close the case on that one.
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
They had us working in shifts!
IamTheGoodest@reddit
Separate instances?
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit
Incidents , dude.
jonb72@reddit
New shit has come to dark, man.
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
That's fucking interesting man.
Yeah, sunset would mark end of shabby, so Walter would be free to roll. Even if they rolled 2-3 games, how dark it is when they confront the nihilists in the parking lot would have meant they starter after sunset.
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
Lotta threads in the old Duder's head.
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
And that's cool man.
samhapache@reddit
Etz chaim he, as the old ex used to say
WhiskeyBadger_@reddit
You got a date Wednesday baby!
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
Personal_Strike_1055@reddit
And Polish Catholic, to boot!
Rynobonestarr1@reddit
He converted when he married Cynthia. You don’t stop being Jewish.
ddonky@reddit
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
stoneman9284@reddit
Would you come off it man he’s not even Jewish. He’s polish catholic.
kcpistol@reddit
Calmer than you are.
Jodanmawashigeri@reddit
It was an emergency.
BlankSlate400@reddit
I understand. That’s why I picked up the phone.
swayinandsippin@reddit
will you just take it easy man
majordude174@reddit
therealtwomartinis@reddit
I've seen a lot of shitposts, Dude, and this OP is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
mclms1@reddit
Im not renting it shoes , not buying it a beer.
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
Everything is a travesty with him
awesomedan24@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
kinkyslc1@reddit
TheWetSock@reddit
The dude already made him drive so might as well.
stuff_happens_again@reddit
Calmer than you are, Donny!!
Kinase69@reddit
New shit has come to light.
Ok_Highlight3926@reddit
League game