Italians hate it. Mexicans hate it. It’s a Cheesy Gorpizza Crunch. | TheaterFire

Italians hate it. Mexicans hate it. It’s a Cheesy Gorpizza Crunch.

Posted by Alextricity@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 90 comments

Italians hate it. Mexicans hate it. It’s a Cheesy Gorpizza Crunch.

I am truly sorry.

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Tinnituseyes555@reddit

I would definitely eat this while blazed.

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DramaSufficient4289@reddit

🎶 you got cheesy blasters 🎶

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Maskatron@reddit

Thanks Meat Cat!

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samuelram97@reddit

That’s my favorite Taco Bell item and this looks tempting lol

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Reasonable_Diet7955@reddit

Gorpizza was my nickname in highschool

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ezirb7@reddit

Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

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Zerostar39@reddit

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justicebeaverhausen@reddit

Taco Town!

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always-wanting-more@reddit

Put a hot dog on there and then it's just a hot dog.

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IsopodKey2040@reddit

What are the circles on the bottom of the "pizza?"

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gh0styears@reddit

I think I saw their original post where they said it was vegan pepperoni

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HighOnGoofballs@reddit

On the bottom??

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gh0styears@reddit

Lol yeah, I had the same reaction when I read it. It was yesterday or the day before

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HighOnGoofballs@reddit

Do you staple it to the pizza so it doesn’t fall off in the oven?

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Albert_Borland@reddit

Vegan staples only

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gh0styears@reddit

Lmao I have no clue dude

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jmanly3@reddit

Why even bother with such a ridiculous thing as vegan “pepperoni” when the taco has sausage? Haha OP is a lunatic, confirmed.

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derpaderp2020@reddit

That's definitely plant pep

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usernameisusername57@reddit

I've got to know where you can get vegan pepperoni? I've not been able to find any.

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gh0styears@reddit

If you’re in the US, I know places like whole foods and sprouts probably carry them. Some HEB’s in texas do also. Not so sure about walmart

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SourceDiligent6492@reddit

Looks like the crackers from Chex Mix 😆

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gh0styears@reddit

I think it’s probably made from a seitan which is wheat meat, so if it’s baked too long it does become a bread chip basically lol

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musicankane@reddit

Burnt Pepperoni probably.

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National_Welder7175@reddit

I think black pudding T.T

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mwlepore@reddit

I thought cookies!

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Available-Hat1640@reddit

arguably worse

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jmanly3@reddit

Apart from those mystery circles, I would definitely try this.

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robaroo@reddit

Same. Tho those circles could be a huge deal breaker.

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norunningwater@reddit

Cardboard

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Separate-Fly5165@reddit

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Electronic_Pause9295@reddit

Would

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fake_fakington@reddit

Tempted to make this my avatar pic

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Zestyclose-Click7539@reddit

Not shitty.

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EducationHumble3832@reddit

Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

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dbk1ng@reddit

I wish I was still able to eat stuff like this

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FeverInHeels@reddit

that looks good tho!!

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GigaSoup@reddit

Would

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demonspawnhk@reddit

Gorepizza

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the-furiosa-mystique@reddit

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SourceDiligent6492@reddit

How high were you when you made this? 🤣

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Krimreaper1@reddit

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Now that’s what I call a taco!

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RuncibleSpoon18@reddit

My buddy and I have a dream of combining pupusas empanadas and pizza. We are calling it the pupizzanada

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Direct_Turn_1484@reddit

Everyone hates it! Hurray!

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cltncrts@reddit

“Half Latin half Italian 100% American” narrative voice “AAAAAYYEEEEE ITS THE CHEESY GORPIZZA CRUCH SUPREM!!”

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agoia@reddit

pizza de gallo

Like pico with italian seasoning instead of cilantro?

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Sodomeister@reddit

I've been inspired. I'm going to make this with a personal pan pizza.

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Radiant_Put_3609@reddit

I just started to hate it too.

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Architect17@reddit

Oh my

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BusinessAd3564@reddit

this is not bad. i will eat it

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CabinetMountain5725@reddit

I hate mexicans

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Remarkable_Toe_164@reddit

10/10 would turn that into poop

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third-knight@reddit

Id eat that

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MarsScully@reddit

Looks like less than the sum of its parts

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DiligentDjango@reddit

Schifo 😷

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Adventurous_Hat_9571@reddit

This is just big. Really big and nasty

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eli--12@reddit

How many times are you going to post this

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xxoblivionxd@reddit

Gore

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TheComplimentarian@reddit

So much effort went into this, it can no longer be shitty. It can only be "unfortunate" or "in poor taste".

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YourHooliganFriend@reddit

I am neither Mexican nor Italian, but alas, I also hate it.

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shoyuftw@reddit

Brother, you do realize you fuck with the Italian Mafias and Mexican Drug Cartels at once?

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Mammoth_Mixture4735@reddit

Looks good but I would need some tums after alot of tums

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Stardust-Badassery@reddit

Gorpizza lmaoo

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thatpanda_3@reddit

In the best and funniest way possible...how stoned were you when you thought of this?

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1000_pizzaslices@reddit

A lot of “homemade” ingredients apparently went into this so unless they’re the high-functioning stoner type…

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1000_pizzaslices@reddit

No, no, you were supposed to keep going by taking that and wrapping it in a flour tortilla and placing it all inside of a giant sub roll, coating it in beer batter, then deep frying it

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Human-Possibility852@reddit

Blasfemia

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Alsweets0609@reddit

That’s fantastic. Makes me wanna include the Greeks with Tziki and lamb

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DDD8712@reddit

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CinemaDork@reddit

Came for this 🍕 🌮 🥞

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Ok_Manager_3126@reddit

Nah anyone hates it lol

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Mitts009@reddit

I mean sure but, hat on a hat

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HerrDarbesin@reddit

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oldirtygaz@reddit

the arrogance to think you're causing international unrest, it's not even shitty, gtfu

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purestsnow@reddit

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DavidTCEUltra@reddit

What in the mappazone is that?

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VelvetBoneyard@reddit

No hold on this is genius

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TheSeepingMouth@reddit

I also hate it! 😀

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beccadahhhling@reddit

I remember the Try Guys doing a drunk taste test and combining pizza and a taco. Apparently, even drunk, it was a mistake.

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National_Welder7175@reddit

Are those black pudding circles?????

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Ill-Translator-2879@reddit

This just made me sit on the toilet 10mins longer😂😂

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TraditionAcademic968@reddit

Offended several cultures 👍

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thedavidnotTHEDAVID@reddit

The future is now!

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Proud-Leave3602@reddit

You’re not sorry enough.

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Mountain_King8479@reddit

looks delectable

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AzarielFox@reddit

This might be your first post that I'd question eating. Mostly due to the odd looking pepperoni wheels

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rebri@reddit

TACO TOWN!!

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Live_Mastodon_5922@reddit

I’d give it a try!

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NoMonsterMarshmallow@reddit

Outstanding!

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systematic-chaos_888@reddit

*Humans hate it 🤣🤣 Anyway did it taste good?

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osmiumblue66@reddit

Avert thine eyes. I got bubble guts looking at it.