We live out in the country with 5 neighbors semi close to each other. Two houses like to have a variety of domestic pets get out. Normally not a huge issue but there is one dog from Evangelical Homeschooler's house who kept getting out. Luckily, after being nice enough to return it several times, eventually it stopped getting out.

However, another house, the oddball adultury barkeeps (her husband lives in the next town, but I'm not privy to the story.) had one of their dogs get out. Somehow it jumped our fence and we found it attacking our livestock. Unfortunately, our donkey was in a back paddock or else that would have solved the issue. We went out and shot at it and it ran off.

It wound up dying and both sets of neighbors are pissed. Luckily our animals in that fenced off section were fine except for one that had a limp for awhile.

Legally, they can't do anything except be creepy. And the Evangelical house has always been annoying as fuck, but now I guess they decided to force-team with the oddball adultery barkeeps even though the evangelical homeschoolers have made these neighbor's lives miserable.

I guess aggressive trespassing dog owners unite!

Now, we have a burial spot in oddball adultery barkeeps' yard where they take turns wailing and being miserable at their pet's gravesight. Whatever. You do you. I sympathize but they would have been fine if our livestock, who we largely treat as pets, would have died so I don't have that much sympathy with them being hypocrites.

Now Evangelical homeschoolers have joined in with the mean mugging and have set up a camera. We had already set up cameras following three different people sending us Facebook screenshots of oddball adultery barkeep #1 making death threats.

So now I want to fuck with them when oddball #1 is being creepy (he now likes to come up to the property line and smoke and just stand there looking at the house and then trace the property line slowly.) and I know nothing an evangelical homeschooling mom/wife would love more than a woman doing yardwork in a bikini top (or even both the top and bottom. But I was probably going to wear yoga pants.)

I was also thinking about putting together the most anti-neighbors playlist possible to play while I am up front. I was thinking Creep when the neighbor is doing his little property line stalk. As far as the evangelical homeschoolers, I'm wondering if death metal would be good or if I should go old school with profanity and sexually explicit lyrics. Maybe rap to get the pearls really clutched.

I wanted some more ideas to basically indicate that I think both households are trash and not going to intimidate us.