I made the noodles extra long to offset the loss of life caused by added cholesterol
Posted by Quiet-Lab1802@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 306 comments
Banana for scale
HistoricalMoose6363@reddit
Your farts are going to be off the chain
thelectricrain@reddit
What kind of egg is that ? Emu ? I bet if would be nice if cooked sous vide.
madmaxturbator@reddit
Think bigger. I think this is a horse egg
prayergroupie@reddit
you just dredged up a memory. years ago i dreamed i had to eat a horse egg. it was the size of a football, leathery, and full of chicken-egg-sized yolks. it smelled indescribably disgusting. the visceral memory of the smell stuck with me for weeks. my wife’s hypothesis is i farted in my sleep so bad it reached my unconscious mind.
bobrocks123@reddit
This needs to become an auto bot reply, it is just gold
ComfortableFrame9834@reddit
Your wife is hilarious. That is so foul 💀
RimPawn@reddit
This caught me off guard, thanks for the laugh.
auxaperture@reddit
Thank you for sharing this.
This is now a permanent memory for thousands of others, too.
SmileParticular9396@reddit
I can taste the e horse egg now
No_Space_9324@reddit
I like your wife.
general_madness@reddit
Seriously I just cracked the first actual laugh of the day, thank you
Ryoichui@reddit
I just wanna say I've had a REALLY shitty day and this is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you stranger.
dinnerthief@reddit
Bigger, more legs
K_Linkmaster@reddit
Tricky-Science-1882@reddit
This is clearly a Dinosaur Egg.
MagnetHype@reddit
Clearly a whale egg.
ThatDeuce@reddit
Megalodon egg
PoofBam@reddit
OP's mom egg
ThatDeuce@reddit
The egg Robin laid before the Batmobile lost it's wheel.
IndependentMacaroon@reddit
Was it light blue?
ThatDeuce@reddit
And
MrJason300@reddit
The audacity lmfao
Slight-Narwhal-2953@reddit
smoofus724@reddit
"What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? I got a lot of eggs... and I keep them in the couch."
Synicull@reddit
It is whaley big
ChildrenOfSteel@reddit
so, chicken?
MagnetHype@reddit
Don-Poltergeist@reddit
godverdejezushey@reddit
Someone played Stardew Valley
JustYourMommy@reddit
Whale Egg.
Zerostar39@reddit
Whales from the moon
JustYourMommy@reddit
Moon Whale Eggs 🤤
IncognitoMeanie@reddit
If you make it into mayo it’d be worth more
perfectchaos007@reddit
Op used banana scale, so gotta be American. Therefore I’ll say buffalo egg.
loggy528@reddit
Horse eggs are the best and have omega cholesterols. Great for your tendons and eye sockets
Ratathosk@reddit
Makes your tentacles all shiny and smooth as well.
IcyAd5518@reddit
And here I am using camel eggs, wondering why I'm not seeing results. Thanks for the tip
nicunta@reddit
I read a whole post recently on a cryptozoology sub where some guy was convinced horses used to lay eggs... it was a trip, that's for sure.
-GoodNewsEveryone@reddit
Eldritch horror beyond our comprehension egg.
FrozenSeas@reddit
Oh god not the horse eggs again...
BatDynamite@reddit
Out of all the comments I've read today, this is the one that broke me.
Talk-O-Boy@reddit
This is some premium shitposting
Stock-Mission-7561@reddit
Think smaller and more legs. I think it's a ribwich mommy
TheGiantRascal@reddit
It's not a horse egg, I've been watching lots of farrier videos recently, and this is clearly a recently trimmed horse hoof filled with egg yolk.
Icenfiree@reddit
😳
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Kristrigi@reddit
Yep, Emu
Lucas_Steinwalker@reddit
In my experience sous vide is antithetical to cooking “boiled” eggs.
Since the whites set up at a higher temp than the yolks you actually want a temp gradient unless you like raw whites or chalky yolks.
thelectricrain@reddit
You could start by boiling it enough that the white sets, then plunge it into sous vide so that the yolk stays creamy.
Lucas_Steinwalker@reddit
Yeah, maybe given the extreme yolk to white ratio we see here that might be helpful or even needed. For regular chicken eggs I think there’s absolutely no reason to sous vide.
Select-Teaching2329@reddit
For the first 10 seconds I genuinely thought it was a second, smaller bowl, and then I was trying to figure out what the goop was, and then I was like “oh that’s egg yolk”, then bam ITS AN EGG, ITS ALL EGG
Gnomio1@reddit
Yeah I thought it was a smaller white bowl filled with butter for a second.
ChaseSomeTail@reddit
You are mistaken that’s a Rocky Mountain oyster
Uchihagod53@reddit
It's clearly a normal egg in a comically small bowl next to a comically small banana. Don't get jebaited
Flesh_Trombone@reddit
I dont know, that banana looks average size to me. Bigger even.
daschande@reddit
My wife thinks my banana is cute.
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
We have a banana expert among us.
blkstr52@reddit
I need a banana for size
hat_finder@reddit
Jebaited just threw me the fuck back
TheGrandExquisitor@reddit
Then explain the normal sized noodles....
I suspect sorcery!
Uchihagod53@reddit
A1Kira@reddit
The egg white looked like a plate... I didn't even realize that was an egg...
neva-electra@reddit
I thought it was a dish full of butter at first glance lol
LangdonAlg3r@reddit
Emu’s eggs are blue. Everyone knows that.
biganimegothtitties@reddit
Ostrich egg?
Pyromaniacal13@reddit
That's an egg?!
rakondo@reddit
Hardboiled ostrich egg is diabolical
donkeyballs42069@reddit
What's the right way to cook an ostrich egg?
rakondo@reddit
Fair point
donkeyballs42069@reddit
I guess I'd try to make an omelette out of it or something
Twat_Wagon@reddit
Be a massive fuckin omelette I wonder if it tastes the same as chicken eggs I’d invest in some ostriches wouldn’t mind some hefty omelettes
ev93@reddit
Imagine the farts
Jermainiam@reddit
Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch.
TrashCannibal_@reddit
Historical-Back-865@reddit
Gwynito@reddit
I love how there's no caption but you can still hear it in your hole
kahn-jr@reddit
friedpickle_reloaded@reddit
Not to kill the fun, but in my experience, ostrich eggs are actually milder and less sulfurous than chicken eggs.
jfk_47@reddit
CankleSteve@reddit
Feature not a bug
xEliteMonkx@reddit
No.
moshercycle@reddit
Ahh, give it a try
DuchessOfCelery@reddit
Trololman72@reddit
Ostrich eggs have a brown outer layer, this is mre likely an emu egg.
roughczech@reddit
You make an omelette and you can feed a village
ICantExplainItAll@reddit
I couldn't tell what it was at first, I literally thought it was a bowl of butter
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
I’m thinking Emu, Ostrich would be even bigger
Jayman453@reddit
Dude I thought that was a white bowl full of some slop
Scared_Rise5787@reddit
Thought it was a bowl of butter
Jumpy_Ad_6417@reddit
Yo wedge salad but it’s an ostrich egg.
MiserableIncrease388@reddit
Shou bi nan shan
DigitalSloths@reddit
What part of the internet do you find dinosaur eggs on ?
Infinite_Picture3858@reddit
Omg I thought this was a tiny bowl with normal egg…
YSR02@reddit
Eggs LOWER LDL cholesterol
Crow_eggs@reddit
Egg not jammy. 4/10.
wizardrous@reddit
I can’t stand that jammy texture on a yolk. I can only make it work if it’s either fully liquid or fully solid like this.
AltGunAccount@reddit
Ramen or Saimin eggs are supposed to be jammy. I’m not super picky but if a ramen place served me a straight up hard boiled egg I wouldn’t go there again.
wizardrous@reddit
Oh word, I’m not saying anything about anyone else’s tastes. Just think it’s weird that I don’t like the eggs like that when other people really seem to.
ferriswheel9ndam9@reddit
No, you know what, I'm going to agree with you. Firm yolks taste good. Or yolks that get blended in and turned into scrambled eggs or omelettes.
I'm sick of everyone preaching that eggs tasting like cum is somehow the ideal way to go.
supahdave@reddit
Crow_eggs@reddit
Honestly I think this says more about the cum you've been drinking than the eggs you've been eating. Tell your buddy to see a doctor.
anxious_raccoon29@reddit
PorterCole@reddit
Better check where you’re getting your eggs from
DJDanaK@reddit
I can't understand the appeal of a hard boiled yolk. It's somehow the driest wet thing on planet earth.
DangIt_MoonMoon@reddit
I don't like the way it tastes or crumbles in the mouth. Sensory nightmare.
know-it-mall@reddit
Yea this. Way too many people talking about its size and not how badly it's overcooked.
barkbaarkbarkk@reddit
The thought of spooning a jammy egg makes me want to vomit
Adversary-of-Tyrants@reddit
I think it's fine if you're the big spoon, but it'd be pretty gross to be the small spoon.
chitobi@reddit
Score lower 1/10 chalky yolk
Quarkonium2925@reddit
You'd need a Sous Vide to get that egg jammy
wavdaily@reddit
This guy eggs.
MuchSpecializtSoPro@reddit
Eggspert over here
Aaj358@reddit
Honestly took me a good 30 seconds to even understand what was happening as my brain was not prepared for an egg that size I was like wtf is up with that bowl
AbueloAdolfo@reddit
Exactly the same here too!!
PaschaBasket@reddit
And to think, that’s only HALF the egg!
pdmock@reddit
Ditto, I was trying to figure out why is there a tray of butter.
VibraniumAdamantium@reddit
Hey, man Whatcha got there?
41510akland@reddit
He killed yoshi
BlithelyOblique@reddit
Yoshi cares not for his off-spring, throwing them at turtles and such that get in his way.
He'd probably sell his eggs if he was hard up for cash.
Single-Pin-369@reddit
The current games the eggs used for combat are made from the bad guys yoshi eats
emiliafabela@reddit
Looks pretty good to me!
SmeifLive@reddit
the grain of the wood also makes the table look angled despite the soup being a pic from straight above. This image hurts my brain a lot and the giant ostrich/emu egg makes this look like it is not real when combined with the other effect.
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
Why are these posts allowed in here? Clearly not shitty food
BlackLeykis@reddit
Custombi@reddit
80% yolk, 20% white
signuslogos@reddit
Imagined it devilled
LonnieJaw748@reddit
That yolk would take at least 2c. of mayo. A whole package of bacon. Juice of 4 lemons. You’d need a whole tbsp of paprika and a half a bunch of parsley just to garnish the two halves.
supahdave@reddit
I’m waiting for the bad part
LonnieJaw748@reddit
This one deviled egg would cost you around $75.
prestidigi-station@reddit
15% concentrated power of spite
ThatName20Characters@reddit
I laughed at your comment, left the post, kept scrolling, and came back to upvote because I kept laughing.
Thank you!
Fearless_Cucumber659@reddit
And 100% reason to remember to check your cholesterol
matnerlander@reddit
This made me laugh
recreationalranch@reddit
Mmmm 1 giant deviled egg 🥚
PatHeist@reddit
It's less than 50% yolk. If the radius of a sphere increases by 26% it's twice the volume.
odiin1731@reddit
Just the way god intended.
SilentPhilosopher825@reddit
r/addressme
Stunning-Cow8718@reddit
Egg = cholesterol is a myth bro
fenwayb@reddit
how different tasting are non-chicken eggs?
Don_MayoFetish@reddit
Its Ai. Look at the bend in the wood grain of the table. Hey chat gpt, make this egg the size of an ostrich egg.
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
Hahaha, my husband wishes.
I told him I had good news and bad news the day they laid their first eggs, the good news is after four years the otherwise expensive ornamental birds actually did something and laid a freaking egg.
The ad news was they can live for up to 50 years apparently.
I will Never forget the look of disappointment on his face, when he realized he had to contend with outliving a bird.
TetraHydro420@reddit
You have a Yoshi egg
ashleeeidolon@reddit
I don't think anybody is looking at the noodles.
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
🥲 …But I made them by hand. 🥺😂
SamLagement@reddit
WHERE YOU FOUND THAT BIG FUCKING EGG
BridgeOrdinary9906@reddit
Eggs don't raise cholesterol. That's a myth that, yes most doctors believed for decades.
Oranges13@reddit
So what does it actually taste like?
dinnerthief@reddit
Next time scoop out the yolk and use the white as a bowl
Raneynickelfire@reddit
...of which there is none, because dietary cholesterol doesn't affect blood lipid levels.
Nice try tho!
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
Oh dang you got me
HawkMountain754@reddit
Omg you should take out the yoke and put the Raman inside the egg....like a bread bowl but with egg
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Dino egg
FeedbackHaunting7939@reddit
Is that an elephant egg?
panicpixiememegirl@reddit
This is so funnytt shur the fuck upppppp
loverofrain777@reddit
Is that a dinosaur egg?
UncleDuude@reddit
What sort of egg is that? Ostrich?
Mountain_King8479@reddit
looks so good tho
MacMurka@reddit
That's the egg Jesus came out of
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
Lmao
Em_Biguous@reddit
You found and turned him into ramen just before he hatched. Do you need to feed the other half to the easter bunny so the jesus egg can be laid again next year? (But actually what kind of egg is this and how did you get it)
kindagaybean@reddit
Chicken egg, from a big chicken
_MaryJane-@reddit
i can't stop laughing at this
danceswithdangerr@reddit
Me either send help 🤣
runswitblunt@reddit
Would scrape the hold And use the egg as a bowl
Top-Spinach3153@reddit
That is either a very tiny bowl of ramen or you’ve managed to source an egg from a Velociraptor.
FiorinasFury@reddit
Velociraptors were much smaller than how the Jurassic Park films portrayed them. They're about the size of a turkey.
Zehdarian@reddit
yea they were closer to my fav raptor, Deinonychus
ManaSpike@reddit
Or the bowl is much further away.
a_little_hazel_nuts@reddit
I looked at the banana to compare it's size. Wow, that's a big egg.
Bethdoeslife@reddit
It could be a tiny banana
a_little_hazel_nuts@reddit
A tiny bowl and a tiny banana. I dunno, that would be quite the trick.
c_borealis@reddit
The onions and coriander in the bowl are suspiciously large...
a_little_hazel_nuts@reddit
OMG. Is this AI? Are we all remarking about an AI picture. Yeah, there's something off about this photo.
c_borealis@reddit
No I'm saying it's very plausible that the bowl and the banana are just tiny
thatandyinhumboldt@reddit
The poor chicken never knew what hit it
IthacanPenny@reddit
OP has an emu. Posted elsewhere in this thread. I’m fascinated now.
Vithce@reddit
Velociraptors wasn't big. Size of the turkey or so. Utaraptors on the otherhand...
RFC793@reddit
The egg has a crazy yolk to white ratio too though..
LongBananaOne@reddit
Is this just a “really” small bowl with a chicken egg? lol
EnglishDodoBoi@reddit
What I eat after the Wyvern egg I picked up is a low level
fellaneedahandpls@reddit
There’s too much going on here. Not on plate, but in the title and description of this photo. I feel like I’m having a stroke trying to understand this logic and the banana just adds more to worry about.
Dark_Clerk@reddit
OP you'll be glad to hear that eggs don't really raise your blood cholesterol like they used to think. Fellow egg enjoyer over here
freakmeout123@reddit
can you serve me?
tea_tree001@reddit
That’s all yolk…..
6ynnad@reddit
Great golden eagle eggs
carknut@reddit
Thats a big banana
food-coma@reddit
And you couldn't even soy braise it?
K1rk0npolttaja@reddit
why did you use an ostrich egg for ramen
frankmcskunk@reddit
is the chicken okay?
Hakaider01@reddit
What happened to the other half
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
Two eggs would have definitely thrown the egg to ramen ratio off.
Substantial_Lion965@reddit
I had to scroll so far down to get verification this was an emu egg. Put it in the description or something
thylocene@reddit
Technically it would have only been one egg
rci22@reddit
Lmao
Hakaider01@reddit
I figured, hope it was equally enjoyed
rvanasty@reddit
Gross bruh
foreverand2025@reddit
Are we really not gonna talk about the banana?
Preeng@reddit
Just FYI, eating cholesterol has no impact on your blood cholesterol.
https://www.heart.org/en/news/2023/08/25/heres-the-latest-on-dietary-cholesterol-and-how-it-fits-in-with-a-healthy-diet
grimeyduck@reddit
Apo e4
MrR3load3d@reddit
I think this came from r/homestead - to give some credit.
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
I posted it there, here’s the catalyst for this monstrosity.
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestead/s/IrAnXCagYN
IthacanPenny@reddit
OP. Please make a new profile dedicated to your emus and their eggs with the intent of not hiding the post history. Please. I need this. I need to follow your story!!
grimeyduck@reddit
Get your own bird ffs
Ejecto-SeatoCuz@reddit
For real!!! You cant post stuff like this with a hidden profile.
Ygggdrasil_@reddit
I dislike the option to hide your profile for this reason!! Make a throwaway account if you have something to hide! wink
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Okay, Daenerys.
MrR3load3d@reddit
Gotcha - its on r/shittyfoodporn too
GinAndDumbBitchJuice@reddit
You gotta devil the other half!
dnd_hero@reddit
I think that chicken died
SloppyHoseA@reddit
The Devil’s Egg
boyfeminiser@reddit
wtf kind of dinosaur egg are u eating
CompanyLow8329@reddit
Well, emus are living dinosaurs after all, along with all birds.
that_angry_goose@reddit
T-rex, getting the eggs isn’t the problem, it’s running away from mama.
TaintedSoccer@reddit
Well I can think of 1 or 2 problems with getting t rex eggs in the 21st century
ccafferata473@reddit
Fair. But the idea of billion year eggs intrigues me.
Adversary-of-Tyrants@reddit
Make a thousand-year egg with a billion year egg, it's like time travel!
LOTRfreak101@reddit
Only like 165 million years, not 1 billion.
Intelligent_Tart_722@reddit
More like 65 million years ago
MalodorousNutsack@reddit
AbsentThatDay2@reddit
TRex in those factory farms aren't free to pounce and shred like wild Trex.
Adversary-of-Tyrants@reddit
Which is why you should only steal from organic T-Rex farms.
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
pickledasparagussy@reddit
the FUCK is that egg
Whole-Wolverine6795@reddit
Ostrich of course. Or dragon eggs.
_The_Last_Mainframe_@reddit
They specified emu in another post.
kiyokokush@reddit
not enough egg
charlies_brain@reddit
ostrich?
thelast3musketeer@reddit
Is there an ostrich egg bro
Halloqween@reddit
That would make a sick deviled egg
Dan6ix9ine@reddit
IveChangedDontBanMe@reddit
Mini banana next to a tiny bowl with a regular egg in it. Fraud!
RipSubstantial3889@reddit
WAIT…. the egggg😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂💀
OkRegister1567@reddit
Why is it so hard boiled bruv, shoulda been an egg bowl
daboyzmalm@reddit
Is this from the guy who makes the party-sized deviled “egg?”
Better_Consequence@reddit
All I see is r/banana for scale
Monssly@reddit
Who tf hard-boils an ostrich egg? How can you even afford that with normal egg prices these days?
BothReindeer5735@reddit
I read, a few days ago, about a scientist who studied cholesterol. He made an experiment where he ate 4 eggs per day during one moth to find out what would happen to his cholesterol.
Nothing happened. It didn't change.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/health/article/egg-yolks-cholesterol-heart-disease
Weekly_Present2873@reddit
Amen and Amen
patientpartner09@reddit
Repost of a 10 year old ai slop post. Lame.
Hungry-Driver-5915@reddit
Omg I didn't even notice the egg lmao
jolinonos@reddit
I have never seen a yolk that big in proportion. Is this normal for ostrich eggs?
Dependent_Pain1110@reddit
Damn big chicken
FlashyClaim@reddit
Address Me - elephant
JimbaJones@reddit
dollsandme@reddit
Idc about the size of the egg, I just want to say that it was better cooked a little less.
acloudcuckoolander@reddit
Ostrich egg
Delicious_Touch_2567@reddit
I thought you had a bowl of butter in your noddles for a moment
Tasty-Reserve-8739@reddit
Finger for scale cuz that could be one of those tiny crafted foods for the bowl and banana
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
This is actually a tiny bowl paired with a baby banana.
foxakahomer@reddit
This feels like AI slop to me.
the__ghola__hayt@reddit
Your face is AI slop.
foxakahomer@reddit
Ok
Joobebe514@reddit
What kind of egg is that??????
Fragrant_Ganache_108@reddit
It’s a crime and egg this big was overcooked
gloop0234@reddit
What is this.. a ramen for ants?
SheepherderNo1055@reddit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
throwaway098764567@reddit
oh so this is what happened to the other half of the emu egg that was deviled earlier https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1sd8cdu/my_mom_made_a_deviled_emu_egg_for_easter/
suicidemenot@reddit
AI
Jlx_27@reddit
Not eggcellent dude....
WindEquivalent4284@reddit
Gross, dog
Hyposanity@reddit
I read your post and had to turn to the comments bc I didnt know what the bowl inside of the bowl of Ramen had inside of it. I thought it was a bowl of hummus or something on the side. I thought 'weird, hummus and Ramen? Maybe its good'
Girl, its an egg?!??!
My favorite comment called it a horse egg. Ill stick with that. Sounds fun.
anxious_raccoon29@reddit
I am too high for this picture
danceswithdangerr@reddit
This would make one amazing deviled egg.. 🥚
Quiet-Lab1802@reddit (OP)
Tomorrow 🤫
danceswithdangerr@reddit
🤤 I had mini ones tonight I wanna try a giant one!
Direct-Estate-5995@reddit
Is that a hard boiled Emu egg???
crusty_sloth@reddit
Straight out of Yoshi’s cloaca.
That be a cute name for a baby girl, “come here Cloaca” 🥰
Altruistic-Bid4732@reddit
I thought it was a bowl of hummus at first 🤣
macbookvirgin@reddit
I HATE THIS
AtoneBC@reddit
This is the ideal hard boiled egg. You may not like it, but this is what peak protein looks like.
Haruka_Kazuta@reddit
But the yolk should be creamy-soft!
KimJongFunk@reddit
It looks chalky tbh
WideAtmosphere@reddit
Def overcooked. It’s nauseating.
Exact-Gas744@reddit
it is both the size and cook on the egg that are offputting for me. but i would happily smash that bowl of ramen
JuneButIHateSummer@reddit
Tired of all these jokes, what ACTUALLY is that egg? That can't be fucking real
brodielos@reddit
Save the bowl, use that Pterodactyl egg instead.
fraggin601@reddit
I thought the egg was an entire abalone
JMole3@reddit
Holy fuck thats an egg! I thought you had some mystery spread in a chipped bowl
arkadiansun@reddit
Some good meal planning.
Spleenzorio@reddit
Bro got a Yoshi egg
_MaryJane-@reddit
it took me a solid 13 seconds to realize this wasn't a soup bowl with a smalller, submerged bowl in it with some type of hummus. wtf.
Literature-Just@reddit
Yuck.
Rowmacnezumi@reddit
I would love to eat the big egg.
oohyamz@reddit
I've seen unhealthier ramen (?) before. You'll be okay!
HeavyArmsJin@reddit
That’s a big ass egg
kenneth_dickson@reddit
happy birthday...?
ohsnapvince@reddit
The size of the egg salad sandwich I could make with one of those eggs…
imdeadassweirdbro@reddit
Man that chickens gunna need a rest
FarAmphibian4236@reddit
I thought it was a bowl full of paste lol
animalbrains69@reddit
I can't stop seeing it as a weird chicken egg in a tiny bowl of ramen
catchup4thegoodtimes@reddit
prehistoric wasp egg
ComradeAL@reddit
My cat would freak the fuck out over that yolk
Old-Snow4057@reddit
Did you boil that thing in the bath tub?
au_artbybee@reddit
That poor chicken
uiemad@reddit
Based on the onion I'm going to guess there's some trickery going on here.
twohundredsixteen@reddit
Doctor: "He could've survived if he just used longer noodles!"
AKSHAT-KLPDV@reddit
Thats a comically small banana
TheHighway@reddit
How was the egg white
Fridavee@reddit
I thought this was an Easter plate with a bowl of potato salad sitting on top.
Jwchibi@reddit
You're going to need a bowl of cheerios next
ThatMidwesternGuy@reddit
Everyone out here sleepin’ on the pterodactyl eggs in their ramen, but shits fire yo. 🔥
hyacinthshouse@reddit
this is the correct ratio of yolk to white
NoStupidQsExist@reddit
crazy photo
CastTheFirstStone_@reddit
Is that an emu egg
parrow@reddit
is that an ostrich egg?
karoshikun@reddit
ok, in mexican spanish... Qué huevote!
now, is that an ostrich egg?