Anon finds out the truth
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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
The only number I care about is my number of hours on factorio
-Nimpo-@reddit
Based and straight
Notorik@reddit
The factory must grow
-Nimpo-@reddit
Bro 7 is a lot. Just because your mother has a body count in the hundreds doesn't mean it's average. I guess my views about relationships are more serious and about the person than the sex ig
joe7664@reddit
when body count came up in a work lunch conversation months ago, because i said it mattered to me my coworkers thought i had a definitive number where i wouldn’t want to date someone, i had to explain that it wasn’t just a set number, that my ‘willingness’ to date was a result of age, number, and to put it in the best term frequency regarding partners to relationships, the best way i can explain it is like the character customization sliders in mmo’s and souls like-where once a slider goes past a certain point it moves other sliders with it to adjust
RadaRAW@reddit
Anon discovered that honesty is the number 1 building block for relationships. Good job 🏅
EH042@reddit
Just you wait until you find out her seven evil exes formed a league and are coming fou you
Xardnas69@reddit
What the hell is this referencing?
RadaRAW@reddit
Well my future self could teleport me to his own present to prevent me from destroying his life. (If I remember that newest film correctly)
glam-af@reddit
!SPOILER ALERT! >!He came back because they argued once and thought that maybe it's not worth it, but the idea is correct!<
sofaking181@reddit
Film? You mean show?
StanIsHorizontal@reddit
That’s where I swore this was going
6crem@reddit
cyberstealth999@reddit
piketpagi@reddit
Damn still she has a type
Slight-Bedroom-8655@reddit
She was 17 Scott
deca_thon@reddit
What is it with body count ? Are we (as men) that insecure that our partners had a life before us ?
Lev--@reddit
It's not about that, my dicks over 8 inches and im good at sex
There are 2 huge issues
STDs are far more common than you think. Like FAR more fucking common, you have a 25% to contract an STD from a single partner. That should scare you. Young guys who go after cougar are almost 100% certain to contract HPV and possible other things on top, then if those young guys get a girlfriend around their age or younger now those girls have it.
Pair Bonding & Common denominator. If a girl's single in her 20s I already know she's had over a dozen's relationships and they all failed sex or not. I already know she's the common denominator, for one reason another and it's not likely it's just because she's disagreeable and reclusive, which would be the ideal situation. It's more likely that she makes bad decisions? has cheated, actively chose questionable partners etc. If I find out her body count is up there, like 5+, the chances of me wanting a long-term relationship with her drop to near zero. You gotta face reality here, somethings wrong, it's come up sooner or later. The worst part is you can't fall in love with these girls. That's the horrifying thing is I feel like the sweetest partner ever and super docile and you actually start to fall in love with them, that's how you end up getting fucked and hurt.
It's really sad but it's honestly just not worth getting in relationships with these girls, just based on the fact that I want to love my partner completely and not have to fear her destroying what I'm trying to build with her out of the blue, repeating her past.
Past matters. You can't bury it, you can't run from it. It comes up one way or another.
The most people shes hurt, lied to, rejected, slept with, been hurt by etc. The more prevalent all those things coming back around is going to be.
This goes both ways. A woman who wants a genuine loving partner should be just as wary of a man with a dozen failed relationships.
CrewmemberV2@reddit
Just do an STD test.
Sex is fun, you should try it. Just casually for fun. That's how you end up with a lot of sexual partners without necessarily trying to get into a serious relationship.
Non serious relationships are also fine btw, as long as both parties agree.
Lev--@reddit
Spoken like someone who's never dated woman over 30 or had sex lol
What is it with you armchair redditors who type shit like this?
CrewmemberV2@reddit
Mate im am 37 and my current girlfriend is older than me.
Lev--@reddit
Then you should be smarter than this
CrewmemberV2@reddit
It's funny that people like you always result to name calling 2-3 posts deep. Makes you really easy to identify.
Lev--@reddit
No one called you a name.
YorkPorkWasTaken@reddit
Yes
hstormsteph@reddit
I think it’s a real shitty double edged sword. On one hand, it can be important to find out if you place the same amount of “importance” on sex as your partner. If it’s something special for one but pedestrian for the other, that’s a compatibility issue.
On the other hand, it’s all too often used to shame or decide the value of the person, instead of how the person values sex itself.
Xardnas69@reddit
Not really. Knowing just the amount of past sexual partners and nothing else doesn't give you a lot of information to work with. As an example, the woman in the post slept with 7 people. That alone doesn't say much because we don't know the circumstances under which she slept with those 7 (let's assume) men. Was she in a serious relationship every time? How much time passed between each of those 7 people? How much time passed between meeting those people and sleeping with them? These are all important things to consider that just aren't brought up at all.
Wallter139@reddit
I think people really overstate it sometimes, but I think you're understating it. Depending on her age, how much time can there really be between partners? Seven serious exes?
tuskedkibbles@reddit
Exactly this.
Let's say two women are 24 years old and lost their virginity at 16. One has had 10 sexual partners, the other 6.
The one with a body count of 10 has had one partner roughly every 10 months. She was dating all of them and didn't have sex with them until dating for at least 3 months. The relationships ended for different reasons, but never bad, and all of her partners were decent people. It just never worked out.
The individual with a body count of 6 has had 2 one night stands, slept with one guy in exchange for free weed, one musician who invited her backstage at a concert, and has two exes that were shit bags, but were attractive and/or threw money around so she put up with them.
Which of them is more promiscuous? Body count doesn't mean much by itself, but it can be an indicator. Is your count over in the 20s or even higher? That indicates either a frivolous and unserious attitude towards sex, which is absolutely a red flag for faithfulness concerns, or it can indicate poor judgment of character (or poor character yourself) if you have that many legitimate relationships that fail.
Sexual conversation shouldn't be ostracized so much, and it is completely legitimate to be curious about your partners history. The overwhelming majority of marriages that end in divorce do so because of two things, sex and money. Don't let anyone call you shallow because you're concerned about something that absolutely could destroy your life 5, 10, or even 50 years down the line.
BannedfromFrontPage@reddit
10 is not a high body count for this scenario. I agreed with the sentiment of your first part. I knew someone in college with a body count of 40 and her boyfriend had a count of 80 (but I always figured he was lying). What’s funny is they broke up after she told him her count, but he shared first.
The point being, unless it’s really extreme then it really wouldn’t raise my eyebrows. There are so many other characteristics which better show compatibility and personality. Dysfunction behavior (red flags) was always something I kept my eye out for when I was dating (i.e. inability to trust, possessiveness, overly dependent, etc). Even these aren’t bad, permanently damaged people; they’re just not ready to date yet and dating isn’t going to fix them.
RadaRAW@reddit
My friend got a girlfriend which he dated for a few months, a very sexually active girl. Then she broke up with him and said to him he started to bore her and immediately went for a guy with a bike. Dude never psychically recovered from it.
Later we discovered that she was operating like that, because she didn't want to be called a slut by her friend group, so she always dated with a dude she wanted to bang.
So I would still go for the lowest body count girl possible even if she never had "casual sex"
Eva_Pilot_@reddit
You can hace an userious attitude towards sex and still be as faithful as one can possible be. You may not place much value on sex but do in emotional connections, making cheating an uncrossable line. You can't look at one facet of one person's life and make judgements on how they will behave on the future
Apocalypseistheansw@reddit
You can do that and be right 90% of the time.
tuskedkibbles@reddit
That's very true, but I also think it's fair to say that that isn't overly common. If you take 1000 people who treat sex the same as one might treat a good meal, the majority aren't going to make the best partners. At least not at the juncture of their lives.
badpunsinagoofyfont@reddit
I don't think that a woman needs to be a virgin and she's ruined when she has sex one (1) time, but I do think that we should judge people by their actions.
Is someone with a body count of 100 really serious relationship material? Because you have to think... that's 100 people they've been with and are no longer with. Am I to believe that the common factor in all 100 of those relationships was irrelevant to them all having the same outcome of ending?
Even if it wasn't 100 relationships and was only 100 one night stands, is that the type of person you want to put a ring on eventually? If you want to just be the 101st interchangeable lover, then be my guest. But at least have some awareness of what you're doing.
And this also applies to men, but women aren't as bothered by it. Maybe because divorce favors them, or because they know they won't ever end up raising another woman's baby. But considering how common "situationships" are, I think women maybe should be more insecure about men with high body counts.
Anyway, 7 is not high enough for this to be a serious concern.
RatioTechnical234@reddit
idk for some it's more of a preference,
The same reason I'll never buy a secondhand car.
SmokeOne1969@reddit
That and not understanding how lady parts work.
Fluffymelon007@reddit
Bro I new one with more than 300 how insecure would you get after getting into the three even four digit mark.
Aware_Ad_618@reddit
it signals what kinda person they are
virgin men vs virgin women
whats the social outlook on both?
LazarusPizza@reddit
There are a lot of men out there that are insecure about this.
EquivalentSnap@reddit
How is calling your gf disgusting and a slut good relationship building blocks.
Bet he’s 28 and she’s 19. Only thing where she doesn’t have self respect is being with someone who treats you like an asshole. Hope she breaks up and realises he is a loser
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
https://i.redd.it/2nyrr7qg9ktg1.gif
Wiwwil@reddit
Just wait until he learns it was seven at once
Environmental-Arm269@reddit
And he's obviously not going to use that against her at the vert first sign of a disagreement
Withinmyrange@reddit
A genuine comment in my incel sub??
allendeenjoyer2006@reddit
Real and straight
MinuetInUrsaMajor@reddit
This shit literally didn’t matter at all until Gen Z started not having sex.
Because there were only 3 levels: virgin, normal, and giga-slut.
Y’all out here tallying sex partners like those goblins in Harry Potter.
K33NY03@reddit
What no? I have friends that are millennials and they cared about it just as much, only difference is the magnitude of the internet between the generations
MinuetInUrsaMajor@reddit
What year were they born and why did they care about the specific number?
K33NY03@reddit
Asking for age is just moving the goalpost and pointless, they are millennials regardless
As for reasoning, between indication of certain behaviours and just general values that they hold, not really about a "specific number".
MinuetInUrsaMajor@reddit
I'm curious to see if its a younger millennial thing.
Because there were only 3 levels: virgin, normal, and giga-slut?
K33NY03@reddit
You said it's a genZ thing, the people I'm mentioning are millennials, this is a pointless goalpost as they are regardless millennials.
As for the 3 levels, that's just oversimplifying the topic at hand for the sake of a Strawman. If guys want to filter by body count and willing to take whatever outcome I fail to see the problem
MinuetInUrsaMajor@reddit
You're playing football. I'm not.
For my own personal curiosity and not for the purpose of owning you in debate, I want to know if it's in fact a trend that started with younger millennials which would explain why I never observed it.
RecordEnvironmental4@reddit
That’s literally average
TurKiball@reddit
It could be in usa. But its weird in rest of the world. So your saying your mom had at least sex with 6 guys before marrying your dad?
Psychological-Yak776@reddit
My body count is 10 but men. (I'm gay)
IllitterateAuthor@reddit
I'd rather have a girl who knows what she's doing
FunCryptographer7625@reddit
body count is never about the number itself, but the discrepancy between partners.
mrcrabs6464@reddit
I think that that ratio of like how long you’ve been fucking and your body count is important. If you’re 24 and your body count is seven and you lost your virginity at like 17 I’d be concerned not because of you being a slut I just feel like having a new relationship atleast once a year is a bad sign for you from a dating perspective.
chomusuke_cat@reddit
Nah, at a certain point, body count is all about the number itself. Like that one girl who decided to have sex with like a thousand dudes* in a 24hr period (*albeit, it was supposedly with the same group of guys, just for a thousand or so times).
FunCryptographer7625@reddit
alright, let me correct myself then
body count is almost always about the discrepancy
Bupod@reddit
There is nothing more Reddit than having to amend your own generalized statement because some sweaty dude in a corner has to pull out the most absolutely ridiculous edge case to have ever existed in the history of mankind all to prove you wrong, even though you are right 999,999 out of 1,000,000.
How many women are realistically out here fucking a thousand dudes in a single day!? Like accidentally dating Bonnie fucking blue is somehow the one realistically plausible event that could occur to upend your entire point.
Xardnas69@reddit
Obviously 1000 sexual partners is an insane number for most people, but there are more realistic numbers where people might still say that it's too much for them. Low triple digits is absolutely doable while also being a dealbreaker for many people.
drewsoft@reddit
Yes, but probably not for a partner in the low triple digits. Kinda like how its about the discrepancy all along.
Xardnas69@reddit
You'd be surprised how hypocritical people often are
drewsoft@reddit
I guess that is fair, but I really do think the whole bodycount idea is just cope people who get no pussy
StrayWalnut@reddit
The average number of sexual partners is between 4 and 10. Saying low triple digits is normal makes you sound batshit insane.
r_r_36@reddit
How many women you know are in the triple digits for partners. I’m willing to say i have honestly never met a women,ever, that is in the triple digits.
This is just as much of a weird fringe case as the thousand guys
Rickypediaa@reddit
triple digits is like unheard of, what are these guys talking about
Bupod@reddit
They desperately still want to be right and so think that they can come across as enlightened and grounded if they revise the number to simply “low triple digits”.
The average number of lifetime sexual partners in the U.S. for an adult is like 7. It’s also about 7 for Europe.
These clown fools are out here talking like women regularly hit low triple digits. That’d be UTTERLY INSANE, I’m not sure professional porn stars would even hit that number.
The overwhelming majority of people are going to have single digit number of partners. Even DOUBLE digits are going to be somewhat uncommon, but at least 16 partners is believable.
“Low triple digits” leads me to believe the commenters have never met actual women in their lives.
r_r_36@reddit
I think it’s mostly having a very unhealthy mental state on sexual activities. No normal man actually thinks women regularly put up triple digits because that simply does not happen. Like it just doesn’t.
It’s about justifying your own insecurities and world view. Because the reality that most people have sex with a couple people in college and then settle down for a family is not compatible with whatever they feel
r_r_36@reddit
It’s so bizarre. It’s all totally untrue and they have never met these “people” they are talking about.
I think that These are chronically lonely men that are desperate to proof that people are extremely desperate for sex and that it’s something so vile that it’s normal to be turned off by. Which would explain them probally not having an healthy mental relationship with sex.
Xardnas69@reddit
A few. Some men too. More men than women, assuming everyone I've talked to about this was honest (which is probably not the case).
You probably have and they just lied. Or you just never talked to them about it because you had no reason to. For example, why would you ask every female coworker what her body count is? Or your female family members? Your friends? It'd be weird at bes
Not in the slightest. Here's an example: a dude i used to know claimed he slept with over 100 different women. He almost bragged about it really, that should already tell you enough about what kind of guy he is. He was like 23 at the time i think, so assuming he started fucking around as soon as he turned 18, that would mean he'd sleep with a different woman every 18,25 days on average. You don't think it's doable to meet someone new who's down to fuck once every two and a half weeks?
Another example would be a woman in her late 40's (she was 47 iirc) i know. She claimed to have slept with roughly 300 people in her life. Again, with a starting point of 18 years old, that'd mean that she had 29 years to fuck all these people. 300 people across 29 years is once every 35 days. Less than once a month. Again, does that sound unrealistic to you? Because it really isn't. Especially nowadays.
With enough time, low triple digits is absolutely doable without needing to be a "hoe". 100 people across 1 month might be concerning, 100 people across 25 years isn't.
r_r_36@reddit
This is so bizarre. You’re acting as if women have triple digit sex partners on the semi regular. Triple digits would be an, and i can’t stress this enough, extremely fringe case in any reasonable metric.
Ignoring the fact that i simply do not believe you or believe you’re extremely gullible; statistically triple digit sex partners is just not something that happens outside of severe statistical anomalies.
HeavilyInvestedDonut@reddit
It’s all about personal preference. For me, if I’m being completely honest, even double digits is too much. It’s not a moral failure or anything, but it definitely shows a misalignment in personality/goals that just wouldn’t work for me. Luckily, it’s also not really that hard to find people that align more closely to your own preferences, so long as you are some crusty raving cretin.
Attractive_Sock@reddit
Low digits absolutely doable? I never considered some random person could be doing it with that many different people but I hope it's only like 0.1% of the population
Xardnas69@reddit
It's really not that crazy if you actually think about it for a moment. Just check my other comment for some examples
Jonesy1348@reddit
Idk man there are lots of people not just women with body counts in the hundreds at like 24. To me I find that a little gross.
r_r_36@reddit
Are there tho? Are you basing this on anything?
Jonesy1348@reddit
Yeah I go to college and have friends.
r_r_36@reddit
I have been to many colleges and have had many friends. I have never met a single person putting up anything even near triple digits. Let alone in their 20’s. What college is this? Are you taking courses in the bonny blue bang bus?
Jonesy1348@reddit
So just because you haven’t met people like it means they don’t exist? That’s a dumb premise.
r_r_36@reddit
No they don’t exist because statistically they don’t exist. There are 7 billion people on earth so there will always be fringe cases. No-one is saying there is not a single person on earth that has had sex with hundreds of people for fun, there probally is.
But there’s zero use in bringing it up in this discussions. There probably someone that has been in hunderds of car accidents before they’re 30 but we don’t use that person as a point of reference when discussing road safety. I strictly don’t believe you personally met multiple women that not only have hunderds upon hunderds of sexual partners. Let alone they just tell you that. Multiple times.
Jonesy1348@reddit
I didn’t say hundreds. I said A hundred.
r_r_36@reddit
My comment stands
Jonesy1348@reddit
Not really. A car accident is way different than body count. It’s false equivalence. And you’re using hyperbole because there’s a really really big difference between A hundred and hundreds.
nerz_nath@reddit
I doubt that - Gen Z pulls even less than millennials too.
Jonesy1348@reddit
I mean… there are. And 24 isn’t gen z dude.
nerz_nath@reddit
No, 24 is Gen Z and they are less likely to have ONS' or casual sex than millennials. Sorry to break it to you, not all the women (or dudes) are like the stacy you fell for in HS
Rickypediaa@reddit
24 is genz
TheRealZoidberg@reddit
based
HiTekLoLyfe@reddit
I’m fucking choking laughing. Well said.
ImmanualKant@reddit
seriously lol. its like every comment needs a freakin disclaimer with it
Creepy_Disco_Spider@reddit
lol
Capnmarvel76@reddit
Girl has 6 total sexual partners but 3 of those were within the period of a month? That’s just like having a thousand guys in a single day!
xampicus@reddit
found the whore
EchoBladeMC@reddit
ThrowawayBigotry1@reddit
☕️
Wise-_-Spirit@reddit
Legiterally
lovelyrain100@reddit
I genuinely don't believe that it happened. Like the claim is that it happened in 12 hours
It's not that I don't believe that she doesn't want to do it or couldn't get enough guys to do it but the maths doesn't add up
12×60÷1000 = 0.72 minutes
That times 60 is 43 seconds
Each guy would have had to have that much time if we're ignoring the time it takes to switch
Literally how
Maybe it was a take 5 pumps and dip kind of situation.
Tuarangi@reddit
I've seen a story on Reddit from a guy claiming to have been there, it was basically 30-45 seconds in and then move on, the goal was numbers, not guys having satisfaction
frb26@reddit
You could never get this out of me
frb26@reddit
Afaik cumming was not required
BitsAndBobs304@reddit
"Times" is quite a joke in that case
GR1MLeeN@reddit
That was a porn actress. Turns out girls in porn are not the same as girls IRL.
unbannediguess@reddit
your reasoning is flawed, jak. The problem with the 1000 dudes bodycount is STILL the discrepancy. A dude who's fucked a thousand girls in a day wouldn't mind; but ny person with a reasonable count would.
bisky12@reddit
me when i use extreme 1 outlier someone did as a publicity stunt as evidence to try to disagree with a statement about general statistics.
Kinslayer_89@reddit
Yeah, but she probably makes more in one day than you do in years. So it’s not really comparable.
Xardnas69@reddit
What does her income have to do with anything?
ToobularBoobularJoy_@reddit
Sugar mommy maxxing
PauloDybala_10@reddit
Simps gotta simp
YourLocalSnitch@reddit
Tbf thats still about time. If she was immortal and fucked one dude a year for 1000 years i wouldnt bat an eye.
Aebothius@reddit
That would still be about discrepancy because no one would have a similar body count.
pepitobuenafe@reddit
Is a discrepancy on the body count
rgjsdksnkyg@reddit
I remember caring at one point, and then I remember growing up and having sex with people and no longer caring.
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
I think after you hit 25, the “how many people have you slept with” becomes a moot question. You also shouldn’t ask a question you don’t want the answer to.
Xardnas69@reddit
I'd only ask that question for two reasons: the first is to test their reaction, if they lose their shit over it, that's bad. The second is concern for STDs, though for that i could also just ask "have you ever had sex before and if yes, have you been tested for STDs?"
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
If you ever want to raw dog with a new partner, you should both get tested, simple as that.
antraxsuicide@reddit
Tattoos are the same way. Fewer than like 10, you know the number. At a certain point, you just "have tattoos."
SquirmyBurrito@reddit
I think the only way I would care is if the number was four digits… but even then it isn’t something I ever care to ask and I’m still not certain I’d truly care as long as they’re std free and loyal
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Once you have a body count of your own, it stops fucking mattering
CampParking805@reddit
I also remember when I was like 17 I thought having a high body count was good for guys and awful for girls. And something like 20 was a crazy high body count. I’m 30 now and have had sex with probably like 20 or so women. But it really doesn’t even seem like that many. But if I knew my girlfriend had 20 bodies I’d probably be iffy about it. But 20 is barely 1 person a year. It all depends I guess.
witchcapture@reddit
Right? This is such an incel thing to care about.
stalkeler@reddit
7+ partners in the span of year or less is still sus and might be an indicator that this person is the problem
Abc123rage@reddit
Lol this statement is so out of touch
meechmeechmeecho@reddit
7/0 is “undefined” according to my calculator. This means that she has had infinitely more sex than OOP.
Longjumping_Coat_802@reddit
Anyone bothered by body count is insecure. If you were a real man confident in yourself and in your skills as a lover prior bodies wouldn’t matter because they wouldn’t threaten your status or cause you to doubt her feelings.
Aktaii@reddit
7 is pure virgin?!
Bay1Bri@reddit
TEst
Wiinterfang@reddit
If she only had to fuck 7 guys to find a loving marriage. She is worth it.
TheHost404@reddit
Lmao people really think it's really 7. The rule is whatever number she says and multiply it by 3
Bay1Bri@reddit
"ThE rUlE iS..."
lol ninja please
TheHost404@reddit
If you choose to believe them, it's on you.
Bay1Bri@reddit
You're choosing to believe American Pie, so...
TheHost404@reddit
It's not a hard set rule. But never trust what a woman says on the first date, if you do, you're a giant idiot.
Bay1Bri@reddit
Good boy
CapitalOlive7540@reddit
u got exposed now ur all butthurt lmaooo
Bay1Bri@reddit
The other comments just admitted he asks girls their body count on the first date. I'm not the one who got whose here, kid.
CapitalOlive7540@reddit
u shouldnt believe a girl's body count period. and if he asks a girls body count on the first date and she takes offense to it like you do, it means you have a high body count. Simple as that
Bay1Bri@reddit
For some reason it's not letting me reply to your last comment, so I'll try here:
How old are you? "butt hurt," "you disagree with me so you must be offended," "booty blasted"... you're either literally 13 or you are king of terminally online losers. Maybe both!
The fact is, nothing I've said indicate being offended by anything in this thread. You've doubled down on using that term (and its terminally online equivalents) so you've proven you don't know what the word "offended" means. And you clearly have a very low IW... "You said I got offended and I didn't, do you know what offended means?"... "you got offended so that means you're offended!" This is your brain on TikTok. Also you have a user name that is "random noun plus random noun plus random numbers"... Interesting.
You should talk to a professional about your anal fixation. it's weird and off-putting.
And again, someone disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're offended. I'll be your daddy and teach you a new word:
offended: resentful or annoyed, typically as a result of a perceived insult.
I was not resentful, annoyed, and I did not perceive any insults. Total fail, kid.
Imagine being this terminally online...
Again, do you know what the word "insult" means? Because I did not start by insulting anyone. Disagreeing with someone is not insulting them. You are the most delicate snowflake in the world, aren't ya? "Disagreement is insulting and proof of being offended!"
Well, for one thing this is a public message board and I don't need your approval to reply to a comment, and second, I replied 3 times before you jumped in, so you actually did what you just said I did. I was replying to someone else, then you jumped in making insults. It almost sounds like, you GOT OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT AND BOOTY BLASTED AND STARTED INSULTING AND CRYING LIKE A BIIIITCH! lol
Uh, thanks? Don't need your permission to do anything, you gotta stop acting like your opinion matters to me lol. That said, I've got no interest in that. My wife probably wouldn't like that either. But I will say, you fantasizing about my sex life makes me uncomfortable.
"worried" seems to be another word you use without knowing what it means. I guess you're projecting again, since you're so "worried" about what one guy thinks.
Be what way?
Surprised it took you this long to start with the emojis lmfao
Why would anyone ask me that? I've been married over 10 years. Anyone asking me that at this point is almost certainly being a giant weirdo. Like you are.
Damn, it takes a lot to sift through your brainrot bullshit
Bay1Bri@reddit
I suspect you don't believe most of what women say to you.
ok, I suspect you don't know what it means to "take offense." Prove you understand what that means before we continue.
CapitalOlive7540@reddit
The fact that you got all booty blasted about one comment makes me believe you did take offense. People usually get all butthurt when they are offended. You're a prime example, bud
Bay1Bri@reddit
How old are you? "butt hurt," "you disagree with me so you must be offended," "booty blasted"... you're either literally 13 or you are king of terminally online losers. Maybe both!
The fact is, nothing I've said indicate being offended by anything in this thread. You've doubled down on using that term (and its terminally online equivalents) so you've proven you don't know what the word "offended" means. And you clearly have a very low IW... "You said I got offended and I didn't, do you know what offended means?"... "you got offended so that means you're offended!" This is your brain on TikTok. Also you have a user name that is "random noun plus random noun plus random numbers"... Interesting.
You should talk to a professional about your anal fixation. it's weird and off-putting.
And again, someone disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're offended. I'll be your daddy and teach you a new word:
offended: resentful or annoyed, typically as a result of a perceived insult.
I was not resentful, annoyed, and I did not perceive any insults. Total fail, kid.
Imagine being this terminally online...
Again, do you know what the word "insult" means? Because I did not start by insulting anyone. Disagreeing with someone is not insulting them. You are the most delicate snowflake in the world, aren't ya? "Disagreement is insulting and proof of being offended!"
Well, for one thing this is a public message board and I don't need your approval to reply to a comment, and second, I replied 3 times before you jumped in, so you actually did what you just said I did. I was replying to someone else, then you jumped in making insults. It almost sounds like, you GOT OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT AND BOOTY BLASTED AND STARTED INSULTING AND CRYING LIKE A BIIIITCH! lol
Uh, thanks? Don't need your permission to do anything, you gotta stop acting like your opinion matters to me lol. That said, I've got no interest in that. My wife probably wouldn't like that either. But I will say, you fantasizing about my sex life makes me uncomfortable.
"worried" seems to be another word you use without knowing what it means. I guess you're projecting again, since you're so "worried" about what one guy thinks.
Be what way?
Surprised it took you this long to start with the emojis lmfao
Why would anyone ask me that? I've been married over 10 years. Anyone asking me that at this point is almost certainly being a giant weirdo. Like you are.
Damn, it takes a lot to sift through your brainrot bullshit
Bay1Bri@reddit
How old are you? "butt hurt," "you disagree with me so you must be offended," "booty blasted"... you're either literally 13 or you are king of terminally online losers. Maybe both!
The fact is, nothing I've said indicate being offended by anything in this thread. You've doubled down on using that term (and its terminally online equivalents) so you've proven you don't know what the word "offended" means. And you clearly have a very low IW... "You said I got offended and I didn't, do you know what offended means?"... "you got offended so that means you're offended!" This is your brain on TikTok. Also you have a user name that is "random noun plus random noun plus random numbers"... Interesting.
You should talk to a professional about your anal fixation. it's weird and off-putting.
And again, someone disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're offended. I'll be your daddy and teach you a new word:
offended: resentful or annoyed, typically as a result of a perceived insult.
I was not resentful, annoyed, and I did not perceive any insults. Total fail, kid.
Imagine being this terminally online...
Again, do you know what the word "insult" means? Because I did not start by insulting anyone. Disagreeing with someone is not insulting them. You are the most delicate snowflake in the world, aren't ya? "Disagreement is insulting and proof of being offended!"
Well, for one thing this is a public message board and I don't need your approval to reply to a comment, and second, I replied 3 times before you jumped in, so you actually did what you just said I did. I was replying to someone else, then you jumped in making insults. It almost sounds like, you GOT OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT AND BOOTY BLASTED AND STARTED INSULTING AND CRYING LIKE A BIIIITCH! lol
Uh, thanks? Don't need your permission to do anything, you gotta stop acting like your opinion matters to me lol. That said, I've got no interest in that. My wife probably wouldn't like that either. But I will say, you fantasizing about my sex life makes me uncomfortable.
"worried" seems to be another word you use without knowing what it means. I guess you're projecting again, since you're so "worried" about what one guy thinks.
Be what way?
Surprised it took you this long to start with the emojis lmfao
Why would anyone ask me that? I've been married over 10 years. Anyone asking me that at this point is almost certainly being a giant weirdo. Like you are.
Damn, it takes a lot to sift through your brainrot bullshit
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Bay1Bri@reddit
How old are you? "butt hurt," "you disagree with me so you must be offended," "booty blasted"... you're either literally 13 or you are king of terminally online losers. Maybe both!
The fact is, nothing I've said indicate being offended by anything in this thread. You've doubled down on using that term (and its terminally online equivalents) so you've proven you don't know what the word "offended" means. And you clearly have a very low IW... "You said I got offended and I didn't, do you know what offended means?"... "you got offended so that means you're offended!" This is your brain on TikTok. Also you have a user name that is "random noun plus random noun plus random numbers"... Interesting.
You should talk to a professional about your anal fixation. it's weird and off-putting.
And again, someone disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're offended. I'll be your daddy and teach you a new word:
offended: resentful or annoyed, typically as a result of a perceived insult.
I was not resentful, annoyed, and I did not perceive any insults. Total fail, kid.
Imagine being this terminally online...
Again, do you know what the word "insult" means? Because I did not start by insulting anyone. Disagreeing with someone is not insulting them. You are the most delicate snowflake in the world, aren't ya? "Disagreement is insulting and proof of being offended!"
Well, for one thing this is a public message board and I don't need your approval to reply to a comment, and second, I replied 3 times before you jumped in, so you actually did what you just said I did. I was replying to someone else, then you jumped in making insults. It almost sounds like, you GOT OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT AND BOOTY BLASTED AND STARTED INSULTING AND CRYING LIKE A BIIIITCH! lol
Uh, thanks? Don't need your permission to do anything, you gotta stop acting like your opinion matters to me lol. That said, I've got no interest in that. My wife probably wouldn't like that either. But I will say, you fantasizing about my sex life makes me uncomfortable.
"worried" seems to be another word you use without knowing what it means. I guess you're projecting again, since you're so "worried" about what one guy thinks.
Be what way?
Surprised it took you this long to start with the emojis lmfao
Why would anyone ask me that? I've been married over 10 years. Anyone asking me that at this point is almost certainly being a giant weirdo. Like you are.
Bay1Bri@reddit
You just admitted that you ask girls their body count on a first date. I'm not the one who got exposed, loser 😂
TheHost404@reddit
You're bootyhole is getting a little too puckered over my little rule comment. Calm down, bud. I hope she sees this and let's you watch.
Smexy_Zarow@reddit
My ex had the body count of 9 by the time he turned 18
(Real and gay)
tonguepuncher88@reddit
Having a high body count when you're gay is like bragging about being wealthy when you're a trust fund kid.
Dark_Knight2000@reddit
Turns out things are difference when you’re not afraid of pregnancy and when both individuals are driven by testosterone. It’s different for lesbians though, I’ve heard that it’s hard for some of them to talk to women.
THESUACED@reddit
Sisters just another me
AtomicStarfish1@reddit
Haha, I have 0! Suck it, virgin.
Yeseylon@reddit
0! = 1, neh? Later virgins...
frb26@reddit
It is still hard if you have standard, lot of scruffy and/or weird guys
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
A high gay body count? Damn, must be a weekday.
Faust_the_Faustinian@reddit
You don't often find serial killers that young.
girloferised@reddit
But... most serial killers are young and sometimes gay.
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
Gay guys really do be fucking. A lot
MagiStarIL@reddit
He sure had 9 sexes
recursive_knight@reddit
Anon is forgetting that the slut wanted all 7 guys before too. Anon is in for some rainy future days.
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Imagine how miserable it must be to think this way all day every day
Sauelsuesor729@reddit
It isn't, he's right
GreasyRim@reddit
GenZ dudes are incels. Full stop. Its sad. Theyre too far up their own asses to even get laid ffs.
Post-Financial@reddit
What
I'm gen z (turning 23 this July) ans I'm a virgin because I just dont want to fuck the first piece of meat like you probably did. And I dont feel pressure to get rid of my virginity
Neither-Signature-81@reddit
I’m sorry dude but at 23 you are saving yourself… you are a fucking Incel loser. Its not normal to make it to 23 without having sex and it should not be normalized.
You guys need realize you are losers and do something about it. I see it at concerts there’s always a bunch of 20 something guys sober with no girls.
stalineczka@reddit
Why is it not normal?
Neither-Signature-81@reddit
Making it through college without having sex means you are stunted in some way. This should not be the new normal. Generation is completely fucked.
stalineczka@reddit
It’s not difficult
Neither-Signature-81@reddit
Yeah if you never go outside or gain any experience or bother trying you to can achieve that
gjb94@reddit
Yeah thats really weird man. I loved the girl I lost my v's to at 16, cos I was 16 and fell in love easily and just had a genuine experience.
I think the issue is how quick yall become cynical now. Piece of meat? All talking about mid and Chads and maxxing just fucking connect with a human being you sociopaths
Post-Financial@reddit
What is blud yapping about
'piece of meat' wasnt a jab at women, it was a jab at that dude. The meat in his case probably was a dead cow (the animal. Had to make sure your dumbass doesnt misunderstand again because when you see the words 'piece of meat' or 'cow' you instantly think of women)
GreasyRim@reddit
For the record, I didnt lose my v card to a dead cow. It WAS your mom though, so I understand the mistake.
GreasyRim@reddit
For the record, I didnt lose my v card to a dead cow. It WAS your mom though, so I understand the mistake.
gjb94@reddit
Yeah I mean, obviously I don't believe you because look at the context of what you said. You're still a virgin because you're waiting rather than fucking the first piece of meat I.e. only a girl that's good enough
I think you managed to cover it with enough dismissiveness, projecting and casual sounding slang though so you're good
Technical_Adagio_619@reddit
The talk about mid/chads/maxxing is generally satire laughing at (not with) incel culture. If your initial comment was only referring to the people who take those videos unironically, it shouldn't have said: "GenZ dudes are incels. Full stop.". Many Gen Z people are celibate by choice not insecurity. Dating culture has also changed. Asking out strangers is no longer socially acceptable, it's long-term friendship first and then romance. It's a shift of cultural values and it should be respected or analyzed not insulted.
gjb94@reddit
That wasn't my comment
PixelSpy@reddit
Idk why you're getting down voted because its like statistically true than gen z men are socially inept and cant get laid.
lmay0000@reddit
Full stop? You a morse code operator? Stop.
recursive_knight@reddit
Yes, GenZ dudes are leaving the scene for you, classic douches, go get an STD for me.
Ver_Nick@reddit
Yes, oftentimes those are really invasive thoughts and it takes time to get through them
recursive_knight@reddit
Yes. It's really miserable being a real human with feelings. It's much easier when you're a womanising horny douchebag going from one hookup to the next until you fade out mid 40s and settle with the last ONS who didn't ghost you.
Hegeric@reddit
That's if they were 7 by the way. It's common for women to lie about body count, so maybe for her standards 7 was a "low enough".
Which is why it's almost pointless to ask about body count in the first place, you just need to stay emotionally armored up, just in case.
HelpMePlxoxo@reddit
Yeah I wanted tripe too until I tried it. Sounded good, looked good, then tasted and felt like an actual sponge in my mouth. Have never desired it again.
Dating and sex in general is similar to that in a lot of ways, lol.
GreasyRim@reddit
yeah totally, millions of years of evolution making sex incredible for mammals and itis just like tripe
HelpMePlxoxo@reddit
Lol. Lmao, even. Its really not that good for women unless a man actually cares to put in effort. Just shoving it in and jackhammering is about as enjoyable as poking myself in the eye. The orgasm gap will tell you as much.
It's genuinely the biggest reason why I don't understand women being promiscuous. Every promiscuous friend I've had has told me that not a SINGLE hookup ever made them orgasm, yet they kept sleeping with more dudes. What a waste of time and worthless risk of health over mediocre weinering.
GreasyRim@reddit
Eh. I guess its a generational thing. My friends have great sex lives, women included. GenZ dudes barely know how to speak to a woman, much less bothered to learn how their anatomy works. We’re mostly all calmed down and settled into marriage now but damn our twenties were great. Every woman ive ever been with expected an orgasm. This whole “dudes cant find the clit” or whatever doesnt apply to millenials lol. We’re good at the sex. Also, condoms exist and STD risks are overblown. Ive never had one and know literally 1 person that has and it was cleared up with a round of pills.
therealraggedroses@reddit
woah a whole SEVEN other dudes. Lmao im a socially awkward gangly pimple faced loser and I have a higher body count than that lol
myroosterprettyfunny@reddit
Uncles don´t count
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
aunts and sisters do tho
iaredumbest@reddit
so how many dudes have you been with?
TGWsharky@reddit
Is your expectation to have your first girlfriend and then marry them no matter what?
Cause you just described dating. Yes, I'd imagine they wanted to be with their exes. Same way I wanted to be with mine. That isn't really an indicator of the future.
OGConsuela@reddit
This is a miserable mindset to have and I’d encourage you to try to get past it, you’ll be happier when you do
FingerDemon@reddit
Actual incel in the wild that's crazy I though you guys learned to be more subtle
recursive_knight@reddit
Is calling everybody who expresses emotions an incel the modern version of calling everybody gay? Are you waiting for that to be taboo too? Get off internet trends douchebag..
HumanContinuity@reddit
Past is in the past - I wanted some of my exes and hookups back in the day, hardly really think of them at all these days.
If I do, the one thing that I overwhelmingly hits me every single time is how much happier and secure I am with a partner I love and am in love with for longer than all my other relationships combined.
Maybe when you start a new relationship and decide it's a good thing those memories are a more recent thing. Then it is just a personal decision by each partners - where is their heart and mind, in the new relationship or on a real or idealized version of an old one?
If it's the former, body count is basically irrelevant, if it's the latter, it doesn't matter if you are the second relationship they've been in - you should probably bail.
The_Shower_Bagel@reddit
Why lil bro?
Sauelsuesor729@reddit
"7 is practically a virgin bro!!"
Even 4chan is now swarming with Redditors
gunslingersea@reddit
I cared a lot about body count in my early twenties. Then after ten years of marriage and divorce, I did not care anymore. I don’t want to hook up with a girl who has anonymous sex, like one night stands, but previous boyfriends, or even previous phases of outlandish slutty behavior don’t really concern me. A girl who currently runs through guys has some insecurities probably and might be unreliable. But past is past. Once you outgrow the phase of youthful insecurity where you’re constantly wondering if you measure up in comparison to other guys, it’s all just bullshit. And be honest, are you proud of every hookup, every decision, every drunken stupid act of loneliness? If she wants to fuck you, doesn’t cheat on you, and doesn’t have the herp, the past doesn’t matter much.
Now I will give one caveat, it’s easier if you’re separate from her previous experiences geographically or whatever. Like if you’re dating a girl in a different city from wherever she did her ho phase or a different workplace cause even if you’re pretty secure, it’s disconcerting to be sitting next to her and get served a drink by a bartender who you know once hooked up with your girl. Like, your past is past but I don’t want it directly in front of me in the present.
ceilingkat@reddit
Over 70% of adults in the USA have herpes btw. Most are just asymptomatic. And because so many people have it, STD tests don’t check for it.
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
It's just a lot more complicated as you get older. A body count 10 is high when you're 21, but at 31? Could be 10 year long relationships, or a 5 year long relationship and a few years of dating and trying to figure things out after. Even if it was 10 one time hookups, thats 10 times they've had sex in like 15 years of being single. The numbers get muddy.
That being said, if someone casually told me they'd slept with over 100 people, there's no reality where I would see forming a relationship with that person. Less to do with the sex, and more so for the fact that they would seem incapable of forming meaningful connections. I would hit it though.
iameveryoneelse@reddit
I mean if you’re in your 50s and have never been married a body count of 50+ could be perfectly reasonable. That’s less than 2 a year from the time you’re 17.
Feelsweirdman99@reddit
How is having a high body count partner any different than being a cuck? "Past is past" you just try to relativize everything. Sex is sex and it's just lust and it's not cheating because she still loves you the most, so why not be a cuck? I think you are one step away from pimping your partner.
CyBroOfficial@reddit
Because her past sexual experiences have nothing to do with you. Right or wrong?
catinterpreter@reddit
Not caring about it with age is more about not caring about things in general as you get older. It doesn't mean bodycount ceases to matter. You feel increasingly disenfranchised and consequently dispassionate and jaded having weathered a wider variety of negative experiences, including and beyond those associated with bodycount.
ST07153902935@reddit
Definitely feel the geographic thing. After one of my wife’s past hookups moved down from New York to the dc area he started fucking her all the time. Sometimes he also fucks me, but less frequently because I’m a guy.
He left for four years and it was great, we started to get some normalcy back. But recently he came back again and is fucking us so much harder.
The three things that help me deal with it 1) is I’m not a liberal, so it’s fun to watch him own them while fucking is. 2) my wife was only thirteen when he fucked hooked up with her (he was in his 40s) so it’s easy to forgive her since she couldn’t really consent (and she bit his dick during it). 3) the lady that could have moved to the area instead of him had a weird laugh and wanted to let trans women use the women’s bathroom, which of definitely was worse.
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
MechanicsAntics@reddit
You left out the funniest part of the thread
CyBroOfficial@reddit
My brother in Christ the glans of the penis is designed to scoop out sperm of other men so that ours takes priority, there is so much proof that humans aren’t supposed to be monogamous it’s insane.
alex73134@reddit
Do you have a source of that claim? Im genuinely curious, not trying to discredit you.
CyBroOfficial@reddit
Hey no problem! I should have included a source beforehand.
An Explanation of the Shape of the Human Penis “It has been proposed that the shape of the glans with its distinctive corona facilitates the scooping out of previously deposited semen, enabling the subsequent deposition of other genetic material” (Paragraph 2, Sentence 1). While the article I linked is of the opinion that this may be unlikely to be the case, it has still been proven to be effective at what it has been proposed to do as depicted and described on Page 280, section 2.1 Methods.
It is also important to note the mating behavior of most other primates, such as bonobos and chimpanzees, of which we are closely related to. It is important to note that monogamy has been observed in some primates, but far from the majority.
We can also note potential double mating habits in female subjects today, with a sample size of “652 [female] college students” it was noted that “one in four acknowledge infidelity, one in eight admit having sex with two or more males in a 24-hour period, and one in 12 report involvement in one or more sexual threesomes with two males.” It’s a little more difficult to prove double mating habits as a thing the further we are into civilization, but sex is a very primal, instinctual part of our lives, and group sex isn’t commonly observed in other animals, especially those who display monogamous traits.
Of course it could be due to a social aspect of advanced society as well—that part is hard to prove, but infidelity likely wouldn’t be as common as it is if we were hardwired to be monogamous, especially as cultures differ in monogamy and polygamy. Humans are so diverse and advanced that we can bend our instinct at our own will, which could very well be how monogamy started, among other unnatural things and social norms such as vocalization, our manners, and the clothes we wear, to name a few things.
eurekam101@reddit
Lmao this is funny
ArchCaff_Redditor@reddit
4chan being progressive? The shock and horror!
beepbeepbubblegum@reddit
“her past isn’t disgusting”
it must be hard for him to be with this girl cause all he thinks of is dudes when they’re together
EquivalentSnap@reddit
She has low self esteem if you stay with someone who thinks you’re disgusting and a slut. I feel bad for her
CyBroOfficial@reddit
Or maybe she genuinely loves anon, respects and understands his perspective, and hopes that his view of her will change with time?
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Why would you love someone who doesn’t respect you back? He called her disgusting and a slut? What perspective? He’s slept with more people than her? You shouldn’t date someone you need to change.
Bay1Bri@reddit
Uruburusv3@reddit
Oooooh that kind of body count...
I wouldn't mind if my gf murdered 7 people
maramaol@reddit
Lmao 7 is like highschool score
Laxhoop2525@reddit
My high school health teacher taught me one simple thing: “The more people you sleep with, the harder it’ll be to find love, because you’ll always be comparing your next partner to those that came before.”
eurekam101@reddit
Sounds like a typical fear monger strat
TheKaritha@reddit
I believe it's okay if a person is concerned about her partners body count. Yeah we are free, yeah nobody can't judge your morals but duh, I think it's okay to share your partner count because you will start to live together for rest of your life.
Neither-Signature-81@reddit
The obsession about this stuff is so fuvking weird. Stop trying to make yourself miserable, go buy a hooker and have some fun.
TheKaritha@reddit
Hahaha xD What's next pal, calling me incel?
It's my right to know entire past of my partner EXCEPT how many person they had relationship with?
That's the real miserable thing.
A serious relationship that could go to marriage must be clearer than this. Nobody should have to date with morally degenerate predators. I personaly can not have romantic feel toward a person that change their partners every half years. If you don't agree with me, that's okay and I don't fucking care. But you can't judge anyone with this kind of preference. I'm picky in people that I have in my life.
TheKaritha@reddit
I got notifcation bro, Im able to read all of it.
I'm not going to argue with you about my morals, like i said i don't care what do you think because it's okay to think the opposite way, I'm not going to shame anyone because of their beliefs.
Also I'm not married like you but I had honest couple relationship for my life, I think there is a lot of person that respect my opinion, somehow some of them loves it and finds it decent. Rn I'm just too young to be married, i'm just 24. Unlike you said, I believe I would find someone somehow, maybe harder than you had :P
The only thing i can say is that "The lady doth protest too much". You clearly have aggression about this topic, half of your respond is about how stupid i am and other half is how dumb my preferences" are which clearly you give so much mean to it, maybe more than me. I just skip people that don't have same morals with me. Unlike you, I don't care. But your brain really cravings for numbers isn't it :D You don't have to be honest with me, just be honest with yourself pal.
Neither-Signature-81@reddit
You have stupid preferences. You do not have a right to know every persons past and it is crazy and fucking dumb that you think you do. But anyways enjoy being alone, I’m happily married to somebody who I have zero fucking clue what their body count is. You know why?? Because its not my business.
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
All baody count is a telling number for what you think of sex. A much better line of inquiry is "Have you had sex outside of a commited longterm relationship? And if so, what percentage of your sexual partners have been outside of l9ngterm commited relationships?" That actually tells you what you want to know, if she's a hoe. A number tells very little, unless it's very high.
girloferised@reddit
See, but I have so many questions here. How do you even define sex? What counts? Oral? Anal? Gei sex? What if you both really liked each other and they rubbed your ear and you came and they knew it? What about those people who can finish on the command of another person? And also, why? What is the overarching principle of the definition? This seems crazy arbitrary. Like, why is it sex if it's put in the butt, but not sex if it's put in the mouth? Isn't the ending still pretty much the same? Why is it sex if it's PIV and you didn't finish, but not sex if it's oral and you did? Aren't lesbians virgins by that logic?
I feel like we need to do this by number of people you've finished with. That's essentially what sex is. Plus, if you're concerned about previous promiscuity, then you can tell if the person genuinely liked what they were doing or if it was the result of some other reason that has been addressed.
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Sexually intimate physical contact with that as the purpose is how I would define it, I think, personally. Something to talk about with your partner, along with what "longterm" means.
girloferised@reddit
OK, I swear to you I'm not fucking with you right now. I'm not trying to be difficult. (Although, it's kind of your fault for coming on a 4chan sub.) But, what does "sexually intimate physical contact" mean? What about those people who don't need physical contact in order to orgasm? What if that's all they've ever done with other people because they're weird? Are they a virgin, or do they just have a super weird sexual history? Like, if it's a woman who has done that with 50 people, is she less promiscuous than a woman who had PIV sex once and felt nothing? (Or if it's a guy and the woman just rubbed her clit on his flaccid dick until she finished--are we really saying in that instance that he lost his virginity?)
Or what about OF/cam girls? There is no physical contact. What if they've never had sex IRL before, but they've done online sex work because they were broke? If the definition is "physical contact," that sex worker's body count is zero. And is one-on-one online sex work the exact same as physical sex work? Or what about regularly talking dirty to someone online that you've literally never seen before? Is that a body?
And if it's not physical contact that defines it, and the definition is just "clearly sexual behavior," what about flirting? That's clearly sexual behavior. What about consensually flashing someone? (Aaand we're back to online relationships and non-physical sex work.) Where is the line between flirting and sex? And what differentiates actual sex from just touching someone in a sexually intimate way, but not for long enough for them to orgasm? Are we really saying that is the exact same as finishing while getting fucked to completion in the ass? Because I don't think it should be.
I know you're talking about it within a relationship, but how can you know what the percentage thing tells you if it isn't standardized? Isn't that literally just the same as subjectively letting your partner judge? Do you need to tell your partner every sexual, possibly sexual, or flirtatious thing you've ever done since you were a teenager and then calculate it? I met my husband shortly after I started having PIV sex, so this doesn't really apply to me, but say it did. Say he died or something, and I didn't get remarried because I was focusing on school or on my career or on selflessly being a mom to the fatherless children he tragically left behind. That's 20 fucking years of sex/possibly sex/flirting stuff. I have to tell all of that to a guy I barely know so he can decide if I'm okay to date? That's an insane ask.
TL;DR: It should be orgasms. People are weird, and they do a lot of weird sex shit. But orgasms are very objective. You know if you did, you remember who it was with, and you absolutely either did or you didn't.
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
You asked what sex is, so I was trying to define what it is: sexually intimate physical contact, orgasm or otherwise. If you want to say as an added thing during the diacussion "but some of them were just firsr base", fine, it is a discussion to be had, not that I have any want to know any intimate details.
Just because something isn't sex, doesn't mean it isn't sexually explicit, degenerate, slutty, or whoring.
If you want my personal opinion beyond that, doing anything with someone else for the sexual gratification of any or all parties is morally reprehensible outside of a commited relationship. Flirting is fine, as long as you aren't dirty talking because that goes back to being about sexual gratification. Flirting or any of the previous things are not okay if either party is in a relationship with a third party (not that I should even have to add that).
No, telling your partner everything sexual you ever did is not the point at all, indeed that's the exact opposite of the point. The point is to determine what sexual contact means to the person, how they view and have viewed sex in the past. Determining what percetage of their sexual partners they were in longterm commited relationships with is the important bit. I don't care what they did within those relationships, I do care about how many people they have done other stuff with outside of those relationships-- setting it as a percentage instead of a "body count" just softens the inquiry. Yes there are better and worse types of contact outside of a relationship, and there are things that are sexually explicit that I care about too such as camgirling or exhibitionism or what have you, but those are separate lines of questioning. Still important, but separate.
As for you, as I said, no, I would just say "about what percentage of your sexual partners have you been in commited longterm relationships with", and if you want to go down the line of "well what would you consider a sexual partner", then we would find a reasonable definition and you would answer. If you want to then qualify it with another statement like "But they were mostly just touching" that's up to you.
It should not be orgasms. If you have a dozen gangbangs with a hundred different people, but none of them ejaculate for whatever reason, I'd still count all of them as sexual partners.
bdrwr@reddit
Friendly reminder: the average number of lifetime sexual partners for a modern adult in the west is about 8
hanafudaman@reddit
I've told my past GFs my body count. Only one was disgusted. She's the one who brought it up and I was the one in the dog house for a week. She was mental.
zaien@reddit
Damn, i always thought i could never have a culture shock because I've consumed so much western media but i have a genuine question do you people actually enjoy hookup culture? Wouldn't you want your partner to be someone you're familiar with and someone you completely trust instead of a random stranger or a situationship that's gonna turn toxic?
I understand people have different tastes but isn't hookup culture a major reason of this loneliness epidemic everyone is suffering.
outland_king@reddit
Theres two distinct groups, people who see sex as just another fun activity like going to the movies or bowling, so they hook up with people they have met for 30 minutes at last call on a Thursday.
Then theres the group that sees sex as the most intimate thing you can give a person so its tends to be only done after several rounds of dating or even marriage.
Really just depends on how you view sex and how it relates to intimacy.
Bay1Bri@reddit
I think most people don't belong to either group. I think most people see it as something that is intimate, but is also a fun thing to do. Before getting married, I mostly had serious relationships, but I also hooked up a few times. I think if I got into hookup culture, I would have gotten bored pretty quickly.
one-mappi-boi@reddit
Exactly this. Different people have different relationships with sex and differing understandings of their own sexuality.
One is not inherently better than the other. Both types (and all their variations) can be either perfectly healthy or dangerous, depending on how emotionally regulated you are.
People who enjoy casual sex can lead perfectly happy and fulfilling lives full of love, just as they can fall into the trap of using sex as an addictive coping mechanism to avoid addressing the problems in their lives.
People who practice sex as a manifestation of personal intimacy and connection can lead perfectly happy and fulfilling lives full of love, just as they can become fixated on concepts like chastity and sexual restraint/purity to a degree that just serves to stunt themselves emotionally.
RecordEnvironmental4@reddit
Hooking up with someone I just met doesn’t really appeal to me because if I don’t really know someone I’m just stressed out that I’m going to do something they don’t like and have no idea.
frb26@reddit
I would like my partner to be familiar and trusted but that is really hard to find, so in the meantime i take care of my sexual urges with strangers and sometimes i get lucky and some of the strangers are worth keeping around
LordMonocle21@reddit
Despite what everyone on Reddit seems to think, sex isn't something that needs to be put onto a pedestal and seen as something holy, sometimes it's fun just to have casual sex.
catinterpreter@reddit
That thinking is a part of the modern 'nothing really matters' movement that really began to get going about two decades ago.
MordakThePrideful@reddit
Bro what? Hoe apologia is rampant on Reddit, the drones here actively downplay intimacy if anything
Varoslay99@reddit
this is also the internet. there are plenty of less promiscuous people out there, but it's almost impossible to estimate true numbers imo.
Hegeric@reddit
I hope anon finds happiness and it goes well, I really do, because she seems to hold the power balance and I hope she doesn't screw him over.
I can't even trust women on the answer to body count in the first place, just her reaction to the question. It's not really the past itself, it's the pair bonding with different people that chemically alters the brain the more it happens.
He will most likely fall in love and stay in love harder than her, because the implication is that his body count is low and therefore he is less desensitized. If he doesn't stay emotionally armored up, which he failed at already, he should've slept around more himself even if it means paying for it, because sadly those strong feelings are at the mercy of someone that is more willing to let go.
TLDR: You need to either keep an emotional armor around women with a higher body count, or become a hoe yourself.
ktsb@reddit
i can't speak for anyone but me. I've never been having sex with my gf and been thinking about anyone else. I'm in the moment focus is on her and what she's reacting too. I'm exploring her body with my hands and trying not to bust to quickly. meanwhile anon is banging his girl thinking about other guys?
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
That's odd, when I've been having sex with your gf, I'm thinking of other people all the time. Different strokes I guess.
ktsb@reddit
stroking it is all you can do
Xortman096@reddit
So it is real and half gay
xX-_D4rK-M45t3R-_Xx@reddit
half-true and bisexual?
xX-_D4rK-M45t3R-_Xx@reddit
ambiguous and pansexual
thoughtlow@reddit
Uhh okay buddy
Yeseylon@reddit
Hey, sometimes it happens. Lot easier with other dudes though.
xigor2@reddit
He said he had never been having sex though....
FingerDemon@reddit
same am I right fellas?
AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul@reddit
I have sex all the time, with plenty of different women. They even say I’m quite impressive
Revangelion@reddit
Do they happen to attend to a different school, perchance?
Foxx_tails@reddit
You can't just say perchance
Revangelion@reddit
Ball knower
AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul@reddit
Yeah they do
Thin_General_8594@reddit
He probably thinks about them more than her
Maximillion322@reddit
My body count is 44 confirmed
Never had sex though
clueinc@reddit
I had a body count of 14 by the time I was 18. Started at 13 with my 14 gf at the time
Now I have a body count of somewhere 100+ bc I stopped keeping track
I’ve had gfs who were virgins, as well as gfs who had 80+ body counts, they all ended the same
Shit doesn’t matter, you’re an incel if you think it does, find someone that actually compliments your personality and stop bitching
Deadass too many incels in this community atm
Wallter139@reddit
I mean, dawg, you didn't really explain why it doesn't matter.
TheHost404@reddit
I'd have a body count of 1000 if I weren't picky
Rybocephus@reddit
Multiply 7 by the truth factor and you'll know the real number.
bigbelllly@reddit
7 is actually 14
DarvX92@reddit
21*
MabiMaia@reddit
Amazing lol
DarvX92@reddit
He cannot be serious man
Sethleoric@reddit
Now he has to fight all seven of them
Ko2o@reddit
If you read through the source you can see anon seid they have a higher body count then there gf
Also to add on anon try to justify by saying women and men are different and that men should have high body counts due to natural sexual instinct and the opposite for women
DarvX92@reddit
"but having high body count for woman means she's a slut, but since a man has to work for it it's something to boast about instead"
Or something like that
christianbro@reddit
7 is not that much, but rest assure it will keep increasing after you
DarvX92@reddit
Depends on age
TheHost404@reddit
The rule is the number she says x3 is the actual number
The_Shower_Bagel@reddit
Yeah because then it would be 8 lol
ArchCaff_Redditor@reddit
Seeing 4chan be wholesome in their own weird and fucked up way is kinda heartwarming.
Raddishfacethegreat@reddit
My girlfriend has a higher body count than that and I couldn't give two shits, she's the loveliest and most beautiful person I could ever ask for. If you give a shit about that, it tells more about you than your partner. Stop being so insecure and immature or you'll end up alone
yappaliciousbard@reddit
Everyone's been brainwashed already
augenvogel@reddit
Doesn’t the body count depend on the age itself? Having a body count of 7 in the age of 16 is crazy work, but at the age of 40 you are basically a virgin.
XiJinpingPressParody@reddit (OP)
资料来源
Glorious Leader has only 1 body count.
JacobLuck@reddit
that threat is vile
IrregularrAF@reddit
More glorious me has zero. Shame on you.
FilHor2001@reddit
Praise our glorious leader Xi, who has been continuously fucking more than a billion people for the past 14 years!
XiJinpingPressParody@reddit (OP)
Ok_Savings9611@reddit
And that body is China!
BaconDragon69@reddit
Anon may not be progressive but this sounds like he is a f-
SoupaMayo@reddit
"to cope like a progressive flag over it" that is basically what you did, Anon
girloferised@reddit
Are y'all thinking about other people when you're fucking someone? Is that what this obsession with body count is? Because I pretty much never think about former partners in general, unless they try to contact me or something, and I've never thought about them when fucking someone else.
IdiomMalicious@reddit
“Practically a pure virgin”
Body count ≥ 1
“Thinks 7 is a lot”
7 > 1
He might be a bit insecure, but if she’s under 27, it’s not THAT strange to wonder
shadow_irradiant@reddit
Funny how yall have normalized extramarital relationship to such an extent. No wonder the institution of family is failing
Ora3le@reddit
Body count of 7 is "practically a pure virgin" alright man
Shintaigou@reddit
Is it weird that most people I know have body counts in the 100s
Icy_Magician_9372@reddit
Did you tour in Afghanistan or something?
Shintaigou@reddit
Yes I did!
No-Play2726@reddit
I've been with a girl who had slept with over 90 guys according to herself. The sex was really good but I couldn't imagine dating her.
gLu3xb3rchi@reddit
Lol whoever cares about body count is just insecuritymaxxing. My bodycount is somewhere in the 30-40+, I‘ve lost count and if someone cared they‘re not for me anyway xD
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Exactly. You view sex as something completely different than people who want a long lifelong exclusive commitment.
gLu3xb3rchi@reddit
That has nothing to do with it and its mutually exclusive
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Agreed. Viewing sex as satiation of a primal desire and therefore justifying having sex with whoever as fine, is mutually exclusive to viewing sex as an expression of love between two people that love each other exclusively with the intent of lifelong happiness.
Little_Whippie@reddit
No you don’t have to “justify” having consensual sex you pride
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
I do view sex as the latter, so yes, I certainly don't have to do that.
Little_Whippie@reddit
It’s not a compliment
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
I suggest you look up the word prudent, because it certainly is.
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
I’m too old to give a shit one way or the other. My husband and I both have high counts and neither one of us cares because we’ve been monogamous for 8+ years. If we ever divorce, I’ll doubly not care.
gLu3xb3rchi@reddit
This
Its entirely meaningless, its like asking a guitarist in how many bands he played before he joined yours. Or how many „other songs“ he played.
bisky12@reddit
7 is literally the average number of sexual partners any given person has
TallBoy24@reddit
Body count is such a fucking DUMB thing this Christo fascist young conservative male uprising trend society has adopted. A body count of 7? That’s nothing ; Jesus fucking Christ men get a grip
GRIZIUSS@reddit
If my wife is anything besides 0 body counts
She is not worthy of my time
I only marry virgin woman
The_Shower_Bagel@reddit
Just hit the monastery bro
GRIZIUSS@reddit
I am a muslim
I don't have to, there are many women who still conservative and retain such values
Infact, plenty of them where I live
I am no way marrying a hoe or divorced single mom
People do have preferences, just like u do
The_Shower_Bagel@reddit
You’re doing more than having a preference lil bro. You judging a whole ass person’s moral character over the idea of them having had sex in the past. Judge them based on if they have killed somebe or something bro, not something as superficial as that 🥀
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Legitimate wizard here.
Lev--@reddit
7 is rough, 3 is where statistically cracks show. After that theres 2 scenarios, shes either really dumb and is the type of girl to monkey branch or cheat on a whim even if she loves you, or more likely shes the problem.
Chud may be in a situation where she genuinely went through some grief or actual abuse due to her behavior and has decided to lock in for the sake of her own peace
This doesn't last, it's a grace period until the trauma goes away
GodofSad@reddit
This interaction happened over discord. They're both obese males.
ThatOneWood@reddit
Military rules: don’t ask, don’t tell.
JeSuisKing@reddit
I waketh up.
drdicerchio@reddit
Honestly a body could of at least 3-5 is nice because of the experience that comes with it
MyDogIsDaBest@reddit
Goddamn anon should hold onto her with everything he has. He told her to her face "I think you're a slut" and she didn't immediately tell him to kick rocks.
softmetal@reddit
If you use the term “body count” to describe sex in any way you have already fucked up.
Naiveee@reddit
Real talk, are all the people complaining about body counts themselves virgins? I get not wanting to date a fucking bus but it seems odd to complain about your girlfriend having any hookups and/or past relationships unless you've had none yourself. Which I imagine most people not posting on kitchencels or kitchenchads (xD) have had at least one or two by the time they finish university.
Ko2o@reddit
Funny part is Anon is not a virgin according to the source thread he has a higher count then his gf, Imo the partner with the equally to or higher body count loses any right to bitch about body counts like it one thing if you're a virgins (0) and the gf has a count of 10 and a completely other thing if the gf is 7 and anon is 8-10
vitorpnuns@reddit
anon really believed it's actually 7
easyadventurer@reddit
No seal, no deal 🙅🏻♂️
Wolfman513@reddit
Bro I prefer a Hugh body count, you alwalso expect an experienced individual to do a job well
saketho@reddit
I think anon has multiple personality disorder and his other personality is a slut who slept with 7 dudes.
Fake: the “woman”
Gay: anon
AdReal5620@reddit
Fake: anon has a girlfriend Gay: anon thinks about other penises
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
lol, 7 is like a slow week for a real slut
TRMNLLYCHILL83@reddit
Anon is delusional and deserves to be put down like a dog
AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul@reddit
Someone is capable of change definitely. I don’t think if a girl had a past that’d she’d cheat necessarily I mean it gets to a certain point. I just can’t feel like it’s special if she’s shared that with more than like 10 dudes.
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
What are we, 18?
AngusLynch09@reddit
Anyone who says "body count" outside of talking about the band is an absolute loser.
Danny-Fr@reddit
The only reason this body count shit is even half relevant is that the more inexperienced they are, the easier it is for dating ghouls to keep them gaslit into an abuse-ridden relationshit.
ChadPowers200_@reddit
If you aren’t at around 10 by the time you are in your late twenties I think that’s a sign of social issues.
My wife was at like 10 I was at 30 when we met.
Foxintoxx@reddit
I don't think having few or being a virgin is necessarily a sign of social issue anymore than having a bodycount above 10 makes you a whore . People have different approaches to intimacy and also have different opportunities to experiment , date or hookup . The same person with a bodycount of zero could have a bodycount of 5 with the same values and principles if they were put in a different social context years ago . It's not that deep as long as you're safe tbh .
ChadPowers200_@reddit
People downvoting me are missing the point they get so tied up with the sex number that they don’t realize is what I’m talking about is having relationships with people. If you’re 30 you should have had at least a handful of relationships and a few hook ups. That’s living life and experiencing life. I just feel bad for people missing out
Foxintoxx@reddit
No , not necessarily . Depending on what you do or don't like , depending on your sexuality , depending on what kind of work you do , you can have had great friendships and social relationships up to your 30s that simply didn't lead to sex .
ChadPowers200_@reddit
Of course but you’re still missing out if you never experience intimacy and love that comes along w physical sex relationships
Foxintoxx@reddit
I'd tend to agree, but then I also have friends who are virgins and are doing just fine . Although I love the Terence quote (I am Human therefore nothing Human is foreign to me) I think it's also important to remember that people can be very different in many regards and what feels life changing to you simply isn't for others . Like straight people who don't understand how gay people can't be attracted to the opposite sex , when in reality they feel the same emotions but aimed at different things . Or like cilantro . In a way gay people are cilantro .
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
Lots of peo0le don't believe in hookups, they think of sex as something to be had within a l9ngterm commited relationship, and that's perfectly fine. You and others like you view it as a primal shared experiance that doesn't mean much beyond the moment, and that's fine too.
ChadPowers200_@reddit
I don’t think you should be having casual sex all the time. I said a few hook ups spanning like 15 years. Again reverting back to a healthy social life. If you go out with friends once a week or so every week for decade you should hopefully meet someone you have chemistry with.
XiJinpingPressParody@reddit (OP)
Puzzleheaded_Craft51@reddit
Nah, only a white man can have this much of a cuck fetish
jishieus@reddit
30 dudes? Was this in one night? Good for you bro.
shwarmaa_naman@reddit
Another expert heard from
LEGAL_SKOOMA@reddit
spbp
wokeaspie@reddit
A lot of women will say 7 as it's a reasonable, believable number. Hope anon gets a prenup
mister-fancypants-@reddit
I grew up with a girl who had a body count of about seven in eighth grade and she already had an abortion before high school lol she shared with us all in health class
nksks@reddit
I don't understand why someone cares about body count. Like it has to be the dudes with tiny dicks worried about it.
Foxintoxx@reddit
Are there people out there who genuinely think a bodycount of 7 is high for someone presumably in their 20s ?
TheMorbidHobo@reddit
7 is reasonable. Much above that is high, it's very much into the "enhoys casual sex" territory, which ia a no-go when looking for a relationship.
Foxintoxx@reddit
Enjoying casual sex at a given time of your life doesn't make you bad at committing to a serious relationship actually . As long as you stay clean and are honest about your relationship to sex with your partners it's really not a problem .
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
I do, but I'm also on reddit so...
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
Yeah. People who have had sex 0 times.
DarkGamer@reddit
People who care about body count are insecure about their sexual prowess and want an ignorant virgin who doesn't know any better.
majesticle@reddit
body count talk in 2026?
Super_Raccoon_2890@reddit
I can see how seven is an astronomical number to someone that frequents 4chan. Or reddit, for that matter.
NotNonbisco@reddit
iirc according to global statistics and stuff 7 is fairly average, but keep in mind its doubtlessly self reported numbers
7 online is peanuts in penits tho, theres people out there who fucked more humans than I ever even plan on talking to
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Once you have a body count of your own, it really stops mattering (up to a reasonable point obviously)
TectonicTechnomancer@reddit
Fake: Adjective, Noun, Verb.
Gay: just Adjective.
HiveMindKing@reddit
Bitter commentator anon can’t articulate his jealousy
ComradeCam@reddit
7? Okay nerd