Happy passover fellow whites

Posted by Proof_Order1860@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Wished my girl a happy Passover. She said “thanks!”. Wished her happy Easter today, waiting for her to say it back, she only responds with “but I don’t celebrate Easter”

Why are they like this ?

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

This is when you hold her down gently by her neck and carve a Germanized buddhist symbol on her forehead with the eggshell of an easter egg

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JustChillin3456@reddit

I would but I need her to bear my children 😪

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I'm gonna be honest here brother; if you're not meme-ing and she unironically behaves like this, you're either going to join her for your sanity's sake to keep an amicable relationship, or you're going to end up in a very bitter divorce.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

It’s been 3 years. I’ve already resigned to the former. When the kids get home from yeshiva I plan on giving them extra curricular lessons on why Christ is king

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

Ah you picked the path of inside enemy, I can respect that

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JustChillin3456@reddit

She’s a G cup, I never had a chance. Pray for me 🙏

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

You should have just started with that. Skinny with G's, it was over from the start regardless of how she behaves. Good luck brother, may Christ watch over you.

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kojimbob@reddit

He never said skinny

For all we know he could be one of those lard lovers

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