āOh No honey! Your car No Go there! Why you park like dat? You no park like dat! Dats why you have short nail you have no boyfriend, you have short nail, I make long!ā š¤£
Anyone think for a second itās the 4 wheelers fault? Unless the driver backed into the car⦠but I still say both are idiots. That Velcro is getting stronger each yr, to bad there isnāt a way to prevent this. If only thereās was a catchy acronym to prevent it. Dangā¦
If that truck driver didn't have a good reason to be on the shoulder, that company might be done. It's called the "sitting duck." Never park on the shoulder unless you have no choice. Massive liability.
ImaginaryCow7655@reddit
Thanks for stealing my post.
muck2profit@reddit (OP)
Welcome to the internet
Ok-Bodybuilder8020@reddit
New way to get your car lowered lol
SkribbyCakes33@reddit
Car lowered. Insurance raised
Ok-Bodybuilder8020@reddit
Facts š
Present-Ambition6309@reddit
āOh No honey! Your car No Go there! Why you park like dat? You no park like dat! Dats why you have short nail you have no boyfriend, you have short nail, I make long!ā š¤£
Anyone think for a second itās the 4 wheelers fault? Unless the driver backed into the car⦠but I still say both are idiots. That Velcro is getting stronger each yr, to bad there isnāt a way to prevent this. If only thereās was a catchy acronym to prevent it. Dangā¦
ExplorerImpossible79@reddit
Did you tell him āyou canāt park thereā
kang9400@reddit
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Arth3r911@reddit
Oof, a little faster and decapitated. A serious life lesson.
BigDogDaBeast314@reddit
Did you let him know he can't park there?
Responsible-Baby-551@reddit
What happened to the ICC bumper on that trailer
DonBoy30@reddit
IC see bar
NostradamusJones@reddit
If that truck driver didn't have a good reason to be on the shoulder, that company might be done. It's called the "sitting duck." Never park on the shoulder unless you have no choice. Massive liability.
PS: I needed to pee doesn't cut it.
Mstrchf117@reddit
Yeah, if the trucks in any way mobile im heading to the next exit at least.
TruthfulRepugnance@reddit
Wasn't looking out the big window in the front.
homucifer666@reddit
But that text was super important. š¤Ŗ
Wasabi-Kungpow@reddit
Nah it was the ticky tok thwat twits.
Other-Title-6879@reddit
Tried to get closer to read the ānow hiringā sign. Guess they forgot their glasses.
HighwayStar71@reddit
They were mesmerized by the "Our top drivers make up to $175K!".
leadpoem@reddit
Yea, underride bars are woefully inadequate.Ā
zerofox2046@reddit
Yeah, there should just be some big sharp spikes there.
HighwayStar71@reddit
Reactive armor like on tanks.
RedSonja_@reddit
Can't park here, mate!
SlothyTendecies@reddit
Im sure they had to unsuction him from his seat. š
ArdenJaguar@reddit
Charger. Between it and the Challenger the cars appearing in about 90% of those cop chase videos on YouTube. š
Striking_Present_736@reddit
Ahhh, that's why Premier never shows up for their loads.
TremontExpress@reddit
came a little close to getting a permanent haircut
RedSonja_@reddit
Can't park here, mate!
Environmental-Pear40@reddit
Interstate guillotine. Looks like they were lucky. I knew someone that die that way from highschool.