Is it like, a stereotypical middle-aged housewife with an apron on and curlers in her hair? Who is a little thick from the years but a lot of that weight went to her hips, ass, and boobs? And she still wears clothes when she was about fifteen pounds lighter so they’re tight on her, showing her curves and leaving nothing to the imagination. Her husband hasn’t fucked her in months because his libido is in the shitter and she’s nearly feral for the dick. And so she answers the door and you ask her about antiviruses but you could be talking in Arabic and it wouldn’t matter. She’s picturing herself in all the porn videos she watches while her husband is asleep on the couch, where you’re the door-to-door salesman who’s going to fuck her on the kitchen table and she’s the naughty little housewife who likes it in the ass from strangers.

Is it that kind of housewife? Because I don’t think I could explain antiviruses or anything to a woman like that. I’m not good at that sort of thing.