cruber stands for Crane Uber. have you ever passed a crane and noticed how tall they are? have you ever wondered…”man i wonder how far that thing can go?” now picture this….your car breaks down and you don’t have a ride to work…..maybe you’re drunk and need a ride home…..find your local crane and it’ll pick you up, the cruber operator will move you all the way to the location of your job, and plop you right to the ground! (no i was not high while writing this)