Pizza crusts & chicken salad
Posted by LazarusHimself@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by LazarusHimself@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 31 comments
bbonezbby_@reddit
I’m scared to ask how you got so many pizza ends without eating all the pizza first…
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
Well, let's just say that the whole family had takeaway pizza last night and no one liked the crust, and I don't like wasting perfectly edible food.
bbonezbby_@reddit
Yeah that’s gross
Claire_De_Lunatic@reddit
How?
bbonezbby_@reddit
Day old already chewed on pizza crust… to each their own I guess
Claire_De_Lunatic@reddit
Who tf said it was chewed on 😭
Ianofminnesota@reddit
Do you cut the crust off if you aren't eating it?
Claire_De_Lunatic@reddit
Does your family chew the crust up and spit it out?
Ianofminnesota@reddit
What in gods asshole does that have to do with anything
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
Only marginally
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
Do you realise you're on r/shittyfoodporn ?
bbonezbby_@reddit
Uh, yah
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
Family Is family
CloisteredSailor@reddit
I love my granddaughters crusts…my wife gets a stuffed crust so it’s really good!
erect_dragonly@reddit
I love pizza crust but not yesterday’s pizza crust. Still, this looks pretty good
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
When the pizza is good quality, lightly toast the crusts to bring them back to life
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Dumpster diver special.
freshlydicedhotsauce@reddit
Resourceful in this economy
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
Yeah baby, I'm planning a whole recipe book on the subject. Next attemp will be: Pappa al Pomodoro Toscana but with crusts instead of bread
kindagaybean@reddit
Salad looks amazing. Avoids eye contact with the bread crusts
AngeloPappas@reddit
I'm gonna say not shitty, and proud of you for stepping up to deal with those crusts. I just hope you added some kind of dressing to the salad so this was not as dry as it looks.
LazarusHimself@reddit (OP)
The honey, lemon and evo vinaigrette is all there at the bottom of the tray, pizza crusts were actually perfect as a spongy scarpetta
jfkrfk123@reddit
Remove the cucumbers and this looks amazing :)
Claire_De_Lunatic@reddit
Sin.
jfkrfk123@reddit
:)
sjm294@reddit
That’s a great idea 👍
DKplaysgames@reddit
I mean it looks kinda good 😊
BETLJCE@reddit
My favorite croutons
BETLJCE@reddit
My favorite croutons
Minimum-Custard-5521@reddit
This is so real Im a pizza crust addict If I could get a thin crust pizza and then someone give me an entire pizza worth of crusts I'd be set.
Soulmighty@reddit
Your know what. I'm gonna say good use of bread.