Happy Easter to all you achievers!
Posted by The_Govnor@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
Posted by The_Govnor@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 57 comments
SmoovyJ@reddit
Slight-Ad-6553@reddit
he can roll
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Yeah but he's a fucking pervert, Dude.
skichip@reddit
With a record.
LawrenceSellers@reddit
And this guy peed on it
DidsDelight@reddit
Eight year olds dude
FfejAiv@reddit
johnmyson@reddit
Jesus…
nick_valdo@reddit
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
What's this "rising on the third day" shit, man?!
2wheelsThx@reddit
You don't go rising dressed like that, do ya? On holy day?
hornwalker@reddit
What’s this day of rest shit?
Narrow_String_4831@reddit
Till it goes clicking
MilwaukeeMilkshake@reddit
Eight year olds
TheRealPallando@reddit
That's marvelous
Aramkhutu@reddit
have you heard the good word?
krash_override@reddit
Is this a…what day is this?
Apprehensive-Lion366@reddit
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
funeral__pyr@reddit
I was painting eggs!
dejavoodoo77@reddit
You're like a child who wandes into the middle of a conversation
_Bon_Vivant_@reddit
Say what you want about the tenets of Christianity, Dude, at least we get candy.
NonCreditableHuman@reddit
That creep can resurrect.
machone5103@reddit
Three days, Dude.
Val_Killsmore@reddit
I wish his movie was any good. I tried watching it but didn't make it far.
The_Govnor@reddit (OP)
Fuck you talking about?
Val_Killsmore@reddit
The Jesus Rolls is the movie based on his character. It sucked.
_ty_cobb_88@reddit
Nobody fuck with him
mat_srutabes@reddit
Let me tell YOU something, pendejo
Zarniwoooop@reddit
Dios mio
Denver-Ski@reddit
And Jesus said, “I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!”
Amen
TheSamurabbi@reddit
“Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or me and Liam are gonna fuck you up! Dios, mio, Praise be to Jesus, man!”
BoogerSmoke@reddit
I need to see Liam flying next to him in a cherub outfit
angryvetguy@reddit
He's a peder ass Dude.
lavacadotoast@reddit
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
CuteFormal9190@reddit
You said it man
MrCance@reddit
What’s this day of rest shit?!
nick_valdo@reddit
That means I don’t work, I don’t drive a car. I don’t paint eggs, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!
Deluxe-T@reddit
quality_erectors@reddit
And a good day to you, sir!
Uncle_Burney@reddit
He and Liam are going to fuck you up.
Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit
rmc2318@reddit
DaDudedudedude1234@reddit
Ah, Jesus. What’s that smell?
the_phantom_2099@reddit
Fucking pederest..
Ok_Bank_5950@reddit
Yeah dude, but hes a pervert
happyme321@reddit
Don’t let him hide eggs for your eight year old
D-Train0000@reddit
You gotta date next Sunday Pendejo.
don_teegee@reddit
Let me tell you something pendejo.
Apprehensive-Lion366@reddit
Say what you will about the tenets of christianity… at least it’s an ethos.
AbruptMango@reddit
Risen indeed, pendejo.
AntedeguemonSupreme@reddit
Eight year old, dude
Adventurous_Tower348@reddit
When he moved to Jerusalem he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
He would've fucked you in the ass on Good Friday but he'll fuck you in the ass Easter Sunday instead!
j10359@reddit
You said it Man.
2wheelsThx@reddit
I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass Easter Sunday instead! WHAOOOO!
LazzarilloDeTormez@reddit
You got a date on Wednesday baby!