Anon goes to the Moon

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Tumifaigirar@reddit

Titta

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Commandmaster_92@reddit

Elite ball knowledge

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afvcommander@reddit

Every finn knows this. Story has been around over 23 years.

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Xardnas69@reddit

I laughed so hard at this I'm dizzy now. Thanks for that

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Lickmysweaty1@reddit

Yep, I’ve been on here too much

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vahaala@reddit

They forgot the poop knife

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Malvastor@reddit

Regular poop knives don't work in zero-g. NASA had to spend $11.3 billion designed the space poop knife

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

they siphon all your pipes clean before launch, it's protocol to make sure you don't accidentally impregnate an alien with a fart or something

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

Your mom siphoned all my pipes clean before lunch. It wasn’t protocol, I just had an extra five bucks.

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BananaMan0803@reddit

Banger

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ogreoftime69@reddit

*Bang her

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MinecraftHolmes@reddit

... dad?

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RaiderCat_12@reddit

I though this was gonna be another Battletoads bait and switch sort of greentexts

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DringleDringle@reddit

Astronauts are definitely the kind of people to eat right and have a properly regulated gut.

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Yorkshireish12@reddit

I'd expect it to have the same setup as Antarctica where you've basically got dedicated people up your ass 24/7 making sure you're healthy and happy.

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KabouterPrikPrak@reddit

Shitfiction 2: Turds to the moon.

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big-bruh-boi@reddit

Pic unrelated

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Reading_username@reddit

NGL this would be me.

My body enters survival mode the second my routine changes, and I can sometimes go up to a week without dropping the kids off at the pool.

I would be this guy calling houston with a code brown.

My astronaut nickname would be wolowitz

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

Eat fibers heavy cereal a few hours before bed.

Makes me have über shits the next morning.

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