Lentil sloppy joes but I ran out of hamburger buns so I put it in lettuce

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Fair_Performance4834@reddit

Nothing better than hot bean soup on top of a cold lettuce leaf. 😋

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sPdMoNkEy@reddit

That doesn't even look like sloppy Joe it's too runny

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No_Story_Untold@reddit

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve.

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Plenty_Ad4870@reddit (OP)

yeah the tomato sauce i used was super watery lol

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ReySpacefighter@reddit

What do you mean tried? You just leave the pan on the heat for longer? It requires doing nothing?

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Plenty_Ad4870@reddit (OP)

i did for like 15 minutes and it didn’t thicken at all

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ReySpacefighter@reddit

On what temperature? You thicken by evaporating water.

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Teestow21@reddit

Fuck off it's one meal on a Saturday, not mission critical. Away and cook your own perfect tomato sauce, stop chasing and trying to be a bully online.

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koffingbeans@reddit

Bro thinks heating tomato sauce for a few extra minutes is "mission critical" lmao how pathetic

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No the point people are trying to make is it's really not that hard, it's not to shame OP. Cooking is all about knowing how to cook, OP chose to respond with excuses instead of accepting them or even just ignoring them.

Also I doubt OP felt bullied but if they did this is for you OP: There's always next time! But don't forget the buns next time, a good bun and butter can hide anything 😉❤️

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SuspiciousSack@reddit

Next time if you have a critical meal you need to dehydrate faster, use the widest pan you have. More surface area dries your food out faster.

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Pug_Defender@reddit

it’s so funny when people who don’t know how to cook post online. take a couple years to be an adult and try again I guess

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Mozzy2022@reddit

You can thicken with corn starch or flour if you try to make this atrocity again

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tunachilimac@reddit

You can use instant mashed potatoes too in a pinch.

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ModernCaveWuffs@reddit

hunger does not wait that long

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Adrakovich@reddit

Because they’re vegetarian and there’s no meat in them

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thegreatimmaculate@reddit

I don’t know much about naming conventions but if everything about it is different I don’t think you can call it the same thing.

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i_adler@reddit

It's an Indelicate Joseph.

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mirfifu@reddit

Ship of Theseus type-shit

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tempbanfag@reddit

Oh

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link183@reddit

if "sad" was a dinner item

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Will-it-count@reddit

Gnarly

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TehZiiM@reddit

The retarded cousin of çig köfte

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sweetrottenapple@reddit

Horrendous... 😭

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TheLoneAccenter@reddit

It’s simply too wet 😭I could concede this is a good idea if it wasn’t so runny

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Old_Badger311@reddit

You should definitely wear a white outfit while eating this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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plowerd@reddit

So, unfortunately "Shit on a Shingle" is taken. How about "Vomit on a Veggie"

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prx24@reddit

Assberg Lettuce

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SonSuko@reddit

Queef on a leaf

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kbs149th@reddit

Vomit on a vessel

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MrJigglyBrown@reddit

How about lettuce not

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Psychological-Bee702@reddit

“Barf On a ‘Berg”?

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Unit_79@reddit

Lettuce leaves.

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SasquatchWasShaved@reddit

Ass-blastica on a brassica

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Sixrow@reddit

legume on a leaf

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BanCorporateInterest@reddit

Legume on le chuga

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Mindless-Low-2165@reddit

🤮 🤮 🤮

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SonSuko@reddit

So, lentils.

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kronikid42069@reddit

Vegans dream about this

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KilljoyDivision99@reddit

Lentils slops oh mate shudve falafel'd it

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Kevin_Hairdryer@reddit

r/poopfromabutt

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LatterParty182@reddit

what kind of food is that…

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ScarTi55ue@reddit

I’ve had food poisoning this week and this looks very similar to what my body was expelling.

Truely shitty food porn!

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Justice502@reddit

This is possibly the worst thing I've seen on here

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Poops mc flinging

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Eddie_F_17@reddit

The lentils don’t look that bad to me, they’d probably be better for dipping naan.

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yOUNG_dIARRHEA@reddit

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xXKEBAPXx@reddit

It looks like you tried to make lentil balls but failed.

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Fickle-Ear-4875@reddit

When my dog has diarrhea on the apartment's grass

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bloogerglooby@reddit

so like, a bean burger

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snicklejeff@reddit

Boo this person

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TeacatWrites@reddit

I should call her.

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Past-North-4131@reddit

So we just naming stuff whatever we want now.....plant mush on lettuce is now a sloppy joe...what happened to this world!?!?

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Traditional_Use_7994@reddit

I thought beans on toast was the end

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thatguy10117373@reddit

Bro, gross!

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Striking_Physics1894@reddit

Looks like when my dog has the runs.....

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rabbitholeseverywher@reddit

Ohh, OP, that's disgusting.

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horselessheadsman@reddit

Gross lol

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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leesharon1985@reddit

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Geta211@reddit

This sub is so near and dear to my heart, what a bad a idea, terrible execution and textural messy nightmare but hey, a man’s gotta eat!

3 meals a day for 80 years, they can’t all be bangers! Hate this for you op but love this for my entertainment haha

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vgilbert77@reddit

If anyone tries to serve me this I’m throwing hands

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hollyweaselmontague@reddit

My issue is that there is just no structural integrity to it... what if the sauce leaks out

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Slight_Tiger2914@reddit

That ain't even it bro.

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zombi3v0mit@reddit

this looks like the diarrhea I had earlier this week case of the flu 😷 this is definitely shitty food porn, good job👍

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NegotiationCute5341@reddit

Just keeps getting worse

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NegotiationCute5341@reddit

Crazy

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Mm2kk@reddit

Why is it so watery?

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Searchingforpassword@reddit

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SuspiciousSack@reddit

Turd on the terrace?

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Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit

Oh those are going to be quite sloppy, indeed

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Direct_Turn_1484@reddit

Watching someone try to eat this is gonna look like one of the “has this ever happened to you?” commercials.

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Candid_Rope_5888@reddit

Reminds me of pear salad 🥗 🍐

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camirose@reddit

I was raw vegan for like two years and I’m pissed

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KimchiLlama@reddit

TIL Sloppy Joes = Lentil Soup on a Leaf

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BYBtek@reddit

I’d suck a few of these bad girls down np 💩🤙

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sandiegowhalesvag@reddit

17 calories on that plate

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The_Seattle_Police@reddit

Lentils abd sloppy joes have nothing to do with each other

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PropheticUtterances@reddit

Yeh can I get uhh some actual shit and put it on a fucking leaf please

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Xirokami@reddit

Lol keto seafood-free oysters

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xblackdemonx@reddit

Nasty 🤢

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Alsweets0609@reddit

A vegan delicacy

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LaminatedLambchops@reddit

r/pukefromamouth ??

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ohnodamo@reddit

Loose Stuff On A Leaf

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HedgehogTop5524@reddit

Just when you think it couldn’t get worse…you run out of buns and intentionally choose lettuce. 😭

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ningyna@reddit

This would fit in r/strugglemeals too

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Evening_Froyo_7506@reddit

I'm so sorry OP. But that looks like a crime scene on a lettuce leaf. Did it at least taste good? 😁

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iceguy716@reddit

Thought it was general tso chicken on lettuce

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Krusty_Krab_Pussy@reddit

This looks like what I threw up the last time I drank tequila

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chingostarr@reddit

That is poop from a butt

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kriswh83@reddit

That is shit from a butt

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Repulsive_Grape_5907@reddit

I hate every single word of the the description

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Dull_Experience_6969@reddit

Oh my gosh. I hope u only did this for the picture ??

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Plenty_Ad4870@reddit (OP)

unfortunately, not only is this my second of eating this, this was my second plate of the night

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kindagaybean@reddit

Yes, keto queen slaaaay. I think it looks good, maybe add tofu and gochujang

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Tasty-Job-7784@reddit

This is what pro-lifers show vulnerable teens outside of planned parenthood to scare them out of abortions

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f1lth4f1lth@reddit

That would push me more towards abortion- if we have this kid, this is how we’ll be eating.

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f1lth4f1lth@reddit

Man this is depressing

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sweetmotherofodin@reddit

Please can I have some less

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womenslasers84@reddit

Hahahahahaha

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SnooOnions4908@reddit

This is what nonvegans think we're eating when we say "I'm making vegan sloppy joes"

2/10 I'd try one tho

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