This dessert at our local Chinese buffet
Posted by NuevoJerz@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
Posted by NuevoJerz@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
TeacatWrites@reddit
You are being trolled. They don't want you at that buffet lmfao.
lPrayToDog@reddit
Sesame snaps that melted under the heat lamps it appears
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Seal poop.
OpusAtrumET@reddit
Why seals specifically?
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Best flavor.
OpusAtrumET@reddit
'nough said
nmarano1030@reddit
Im confused
Honest-Reflection667@reddit
Brothuh oouuuu...
Shineenoona@reddit
That’s a mix on corn syrup sugar and sesame seeds
epidemicsaints@reddit
Is it supposed to be a brittle maybe? But is goo instead of solid sugar.
No_Job370@reddit
lmao kinda sounds like the snack equivalent of false advertising 101
Fidelos@reddit
On Greece we have a thing called Pasteli which is Sesame Candy. Basically caramelized sesame seeds. I think this is that, but not in bar form.
Brokenxwingx@reddit
Yeah it's like peanut brittle but with sesame seeds instead of peanuts. It's solid, but the cook dropped it in spots on the sheet which makes it look liquid.
DreamCyclone84@reddit
These are hommade sesame snaps.
blackflash22@reddit
Looks like my dead cats litter box used to look when he actually used it and not on the floor lol.
Beachfern@reddit
Do I want to know what it's supposed to be?
NuevoJerz@reddit (OP)
I actually have zero clue! I think it's something with seeds and honey...
DarthSnoopyFish@reddit
You didn’t try it?
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
Why would you, it looks like the leftover sauce from some wings. You want to be the dude slurping up straight up wing sauce cuz you think it's a delicacy you haven't seen before?
DarthSnoopyFish@reddit
I am a white dude married to a woman with a Chinese family. I try all the weird things before I take a pic and post it in shittyfoidporn.
Same-Suggestion-1936@reddit
I mean if I thought it was some kind of sauce and I had a way to cleanly sample it like just dapping a fork on there I'd try it, but if it was some kind of sauce I wouldn't just put it on my plate and eat it lol.byoi don't want to end up looking like the alien who saw a human peel a banana and got it backwards, throw the banana away and eat the peel. I'm not sure there's a sauce that tastes good enough I'd risk it and everyone else staring just like "what the hell is this dude doing just eating plain sauce with a spoon"
DarthSnoopyFish@reddit
Yeah not too sure. OP was not attentive enough to even find out what it was.
RedLicorice83@reddit
RandyButternubber@reddit
I forgot what it’s called but I think it’s honey with sesame seeds and usually it’s pretty good. A lot of East Asian cultures have their own version, not exactly sure what went wrong here lol
Hillbillygeek1981@reddit
That looks like their staff dropped a bundle of handwritten notes and somehow managed to combine pages from a recipe for peanut brittle, sesame chicken and black tar heroin.
longhornlocke@reddit
Straight outta the bird feeder
Beachfern@reddit
lol, Peking Duck Food
Pitiful_Palpitation9@reddit
Why you gotta be bringing up duck right before my bedtime when I don't have any duck?
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
AFLAC
beegtuna@reddit
Bird City
Striking_Physics1894@reddit
No, straight out of the bottom of the bird cage,lol....
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
Please tell us what it is, what it’s supposed to be?! This sub keeps the biggest air of mystery I swear to God lol
NuevoJerz@reddit (OP)
I am pretty sure it's sesame snaps! But just not the prettiest presentation
HedgehogTop5524@reddit
Oh I could see that, thanks for the info! That being said, it’s definitely shitty lol. I love this sub but I swear it’s sometimes the most mysterious sub on Reddit 🤗
Ecstatic_Bear81@reddit
Seedy bird shit?
Odd-Scientist-2529@reddit
Zhima-tang. Sesame seed brittle
Human-Possibility852@reddit
Cat’s vomit xd
D413-4@reddit
Bird vomit?
camoure@reddit
Looks like a homemade sesame snap that didn’t set right
NuevoJerz@reddit (OP)
Bingo - I think that's it
Bladley@reddit
Sesame snaps. Probably delicious.
NuevoJerz@reddit (OP)
Ah! Good call!!
misterbippy@reddit
My cat threw up some of that once.
Drclaw411@reddit
Is that seeds in old grease?
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
What a weird dish. This just looks like an empty plate. Like all the dessert was taken already
Commie_Scum69@reddit
The dessert here is missing and only bits of it is left.
V-Drxplet@reddit
I agree. I think all that is left is sesame seeds and honey.
twohundredsixteen@reddit
Something like a chia seed pudding with too much liquid?
Ianofminnesota@reddit
Like if a bird threw up
1000_pizzaslices@reddit
Is that a solid encased in a liquid encased in a solid?
Loserslovereddit@reddit
Yes yes no Yes?👀
LittleMissScreamer@reddit
MmmMmmmmmm a delishious tray of freshly squeezed bug guts!
xiipaoc@reddit
I think that's a traditional Chinese dessert, maybe sweet glutinous rice with red bean? It's clearly in a container far too big for the amount in it, but it's probably pretty yummy.
sockpuppetgary@reddit
Sesame candy.
ButteredPizza69420@reddit
Some kind of sesame paste? Maybe to top other desserts?
OldFoolOldSkool@reddit
Mung bean and frogs eggs