Breed a new variety of banana that's really big, like a meter in length at least.
Posted by WirrkopfP@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 2 comments
Then extinct the regular bananas, so the new variety becomes the standard.
Nobody is talking about that change, so the next generation grows up thinking bananas always had that size.
Get their priceless confusion, when they see old pictures with bananas for scale.
sufi42@reddit
What you planning to do with that banana?
herejusttoannoyyou@reddit
Playing the long game. Pun intended