dad is nice | TheaterFire

the amount of times my grandma has called me convinced she's having another heart attack and she's only feeling that way because she didn't eat anything all day and her blood sugar was low is insane

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

bro sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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VicisSubsisto@reddit

God I wish my grandma would call about something stupid (she died of a stroke 3 years ago)

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QueenDriff@reddit

RIP granny :( sorry for your loss

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Frosty-Comfort6699@reddit

fake: anon doesn't know his dad

gay: anon admires strong sweaty firefighters

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ArosNerOtanim@reddit

I miss the bot that called people cucks for this

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Automatic-Worry-1498@reddit

admires strong sweaty firefighters

Fuck man. Let a nigga dream smh

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

strong sweaty firefighters

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LateBrain7031@reddit

How do you have a seemingly healthy upbringing and wholesome dad, but still be a 4chan user?

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Xardnas69@reddit

I hate this picture, why is it slightly rotated???

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Unironicfan@reddit

Dads who put the effort in to make their children feel loved are gifts from the universe. Dad, I love you for all you have done for me. I love you, man.

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AFavorableHarvest@reddit

Jumping on this to say I love my Dad too. My favorite guy on earth. I generally prefer being an adult to being a child, but I do miss being his little man.

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NighthawK1911@reddit

very wholesome.

hopefully real and straight.

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Lopsided-Basket5366@reddit

Nah fake and clearly gay, Anon made this up due to the crippling depression from his dad leaving for cigarettes 27 years ago

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EveningEconomics8457@reddit

What's gay there though?

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PM_GiantessBBW@reddit

Gay in this sense is the feeling of happiness by the dad knowing he wasn’t going to return if I had to make an educated gayss here.

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

27 = 3\^3

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Roadkillgoblin_2@reddit

Is that some sort of employed folk speak? In my NEET KHHCV incel Subreddit?! *strokes neck beard and adjusts fedora in small desk mirror *

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RihhamDaMan@reddit

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QuinnAvery89@reddit

Nah he left for 27 cigarettes individual ones, why he’s gone for so long really hard thing to find for sale at a gas station.

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PassivelyInvisible@reddit

Dads bringing their kids to work? Happens all the time

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

Actually it used to ....

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BotsTookTheOGNames@reddit

How the fuck did you crop this at an angle?

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Joshgg13@reddit

It was placed in the scanner at an angle

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BotsTookTheOGNames@reddit

You mean just loaded normally into a top feed scanner. How the fuck is it 2026 and they can’t make shit scan straight.

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Joshgg13@reddit

The scanner in my office is like 20 years old tbf

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Zermist@reddit

They tilted it because it's a repost and they're trying to avoid the automatic detection.

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PhantomCruze@reddit

Phone screenshot settings

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schmitzel88@reddit

This is a good tip for engagement bait

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SoupaMayo@reddit

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Sengfroid@reddit

Sir, I'm engaged!

^(...My fiance will not be pleased)

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coolsam254@reddit

An earthquake was happening as anon was trying to screenshot.

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RadioRoosterTony@reddit

Walter

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

yo, jr. want breakfast?

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sailon_xd@reddit

yes dad

much based

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Satisfying_Fog17@reddit

Truly, firefighters are unable to be unfit for the word 'based'

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No_Oddjob@reddit

We do be like that sometimes.

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AdmirableWinter4927@reddit

this is nice. i want to be this nice someday

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Empero6@reddit

OP, this has to be bait. Why is the screenshot turned like that.

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SoupaMayo@reddit

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ienybu@reddit

Fake and… no, I can’t stop crying

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ApplePieTheCreator@reddit

my bud has a picture from when he was like 4 of him sitting in a fire truck. 18 years later he's a fireman

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sawedknickers@reddit

What kind of firefighter friends does dad have?

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mamaguebo69@reddit

OP's dad was probably getting plowed by those firefighters

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Res_Novae17@reddit

Fucking 9, though? This would have been a great story for a six year old.

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TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit

Be me, 8yo

Have beautiful toy firetuck that takes batteries and actually work (big deal in the 60;s)

My younger brother steals it takes it to show and tell at school. Some other kids steal it form him.

I get home and disover my truck in gone, and find otu it was my brother. I start calling him theif and report to mum and dad.

Mum and dad give him no punishment AND tell me to stop calling him a thief, because "If you give a dog a bad name.."

So. No truck for me, no punishment for him,and I am not even allowed to call him a thief.

My face when younger brother grows up to be a thief an stays one for the rest of his life...

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maestrodelafruta@reddit

based and straight, fuck yeah for firetrucks and firemen

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NervousHovercraft@reddit

r/wholesomeGreentext

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Brave-Influence7510@reddit (OP)

fake and gay anyone?

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