childhood snack | TheaterFire

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Dear god do you need an emergency cheeseburger or pizza or something…? I thought my life sucked as a kid with the endless soup or rice and beans.. a fucking raw onion, some pepperoni and corn nuts as a SNACK….?! TF?!

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

nahh bro i’m good im happy with my food thanks tho and raw onions are amazing always have been

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Xirokami@reddit

Yeah red ones, man, not the bitter ass white ones….?

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riscten@reddit

Bitter? Lol wtf, get your tastebuds checked.

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Xirokami@reddit

White onions raw are a little “hot” to me. Durhurhurhurhur yeah pal lemme go simply get a tastebud appointment.. I’ll go to the tongue doctor over this apparently hilariously different “issue”

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riscten@reddit

Hot is not bitter!

Definitely go to the tongue doctor, but ask them why you got words mixed up.

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Xirokami@reddit

Because I literally don’t gaf today mate, sorry

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

both are good

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Xirokami@reddit

You’re powerful in ways the world is not ready to comprehend

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

Cant eat raw onions.

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nelsonalgrencametome@reddit

I can smell your breath through my phone.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

gng i brush my teeth after i swear

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Proper-Internet-3240@reddit

It’s not enough for raw onion lol

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A1Aaron18@reddit

It’s really not lol the only thing that has helped me is therabreath mouth wash

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Pyyru@reddit

Ah, I miss the days of munching on one whole raw onion during recess.

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit

Childhood? This seems like something a forty year old divorcee would have for dinner.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

yes i was fed this as a child my memaw gave it to me

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roughczech@reddit

Did you grow up a orison?

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riscten@reddit

Says the person so coldhearted that they have to shit on a stranger's childhood comfort food.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

i got no clue what that is so ima just nah

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Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit

Idk, I'm a 35yo who never married at all and Id slorp this slop down in a heartbeat.

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borgros@reddit

Boy dinner

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Uchihagod53@reddit

Always felt like I was gonna break my teeth when I ate corn nuts as a kid

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realsavagelike_@reddit

I did… as an adult. I was so upset. I still occasionally eat them because I love them 😭

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

valid but it’s like worth the risk

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decarnatedame@reddit

I couldn't eat Corn Nuts after the movie Heathers.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

wut…?

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olivinebean@reddit

They're making a reference to a popular film called Heathers.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

never heard of it

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olivinebean@reddit

Bit like conversation skills or Google then...

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No_Story_Untold@reddit

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Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit

I love the Chile Picante ones, but I have bad teeth now so I can't eat them anymore. 😥 I've had to give up a few things.

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sweetmotherofodin@reddit

Onion?? Raw??

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

yes yes very yummy

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GuccMaster@reddit

Looks like this rocks

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lexi_andy611@reddit

I couldnt handle the raw onions

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

You ate onions as a kid? I didn't develop a love for them until late. YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE CURVE

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

oh god yes i would eat em like apples

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dancingbriefcase@reddit

Just like George Costanza.

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Gnarly_Sarley@reddit

Is this that "girl dinner" I've heard so much about?

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

idk i more feel like a rat when im eating it

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Which-Entertainer656@reddit

Nah hold up ts valid I always ate straight up pepperoni and onion (separately) as a kid and corn nuts have always been fire. Might have to try this ngl

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

it’s so good like dead ass this was my whole childhood

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jatt5abidosto@reddit

Break me off half a cock Ricky

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ATG_19@reddit

Would, onions are my favorite vegtable.

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Im_Blavk@reddit

From the comments I gather it’s okay to eat onions like it’s an apple right? Or am I just crazy because that’s just weird where I’m from

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

nahh it’s totally normal dw

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ldanowski@reddit

The onion is unnecessary

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Generalconversations@reddit

I’m convinced Americans are just wildly poor and put on a persona they are not….

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MuchDevelopment7084@reddit

Why would you use the corn nuts for anything but gravel?

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

yk like pea gravel do be looking tasty

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MuchDevelopment7084@reddit

They look kind of like they've been dug out of my dogs....droppings. lol

(I like how you used the corn in there for texture. Cheech and Chong)

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pasghettiii@reddit

Where are you from?

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

maryland

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

You ate all of this in one bite ? Damn.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

not like all it like that😭 i mean like a little of each thing

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wondering_spider_@reddit

Hear me out: onion cup layered with pepperonis and then a handful of corn nuts.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

ima try that next normal i just take a bite of everything then chew it together

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wondering_spider_@reddit

I’d try it! I might put a little ranch or French dressing on the there too

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

ALR BET!! ima try it next

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

Dude. With hot honey. Magical.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

alr bet i love yalls putting me on new shit

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

Gotcha. I was gonna say.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

that would prolly hurt to chew ngl

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

Beer.

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ungovernable1984@reddit

So Balkan

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Andrew852456@reddit

Would have been more Balkan if those were walnuts

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Mother-Valuable7568@reddit

Mom always made an easy meal out of meat cheese pickles and olives. Probably why I am a charcuterie whore.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

type shit i feel it

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Alissan_Web@reddit

just a raw ass onion? why? the other stuff looks good though

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

hell yeah it’s good

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GamingInSilence@reddit

shrek

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

MY BELOVED

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Username_Redacted-0@reddit

I can get down like this...

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

ayyyyyy 😝

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ElQuesoGato@reddit

Where do you get such big pepperoni? Aside from the raw onion I’d totally eat this.

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Frothynibbler@reddit

Most deli counters have it. Walmart has it. You can usually find it in the pre-packaged lunch meat section next to the salami too.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

it’s just a pack of pepperoni from walmart

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ElQuesoGato@reddit

Perhaps the lid makes it look bigger then.

On a side note, I should probably go eat something.

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

yes go eat!! and it prolly does

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Frothynibbler@reddit

Broke out the fine china

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

hell yeah

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manicpixieautistic@reddit

looks dry as shit but otherwise i completely get this. 10/10 would eat

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

YESSSS THANK YOUUUU!!! it’s not bad if ya got some sweet tea with it (even better if a southern grandma made it)

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KevSmileTime@reddit

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Corn nuts!

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Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)

YES MY LOVE CORN NUTS

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GentrifriesGuy@reddit

Some men want to watch the world burn

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