childhood snack
Posted by Trick-Pie5494@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 88 comments
pepperoni, onion and BBQ corn nuts
Posted by Trick-Pie5494@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 88 comments
pepperoni, onion and BBQ corn nuts
-Xinnabon-@reddit
Bussin snack I now want this
Xirokami@reddit
Dear god do you need an emergency cheeseburger or pizza or something…? I thought my life sucked as a kid with the endless soup or rice and beans.. a fucking raw onion, some pepperoni and corn nuts as a SNACK….?! TF?!
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
nahh bro i’m good im happy with my food thanks tho and raw onions are amazing always have been
Xirokami@reddit
Yeah red ones, man, not the bitter ass white ones….?
riscten@reddit
Bitter? Lol wtf, get your tastebuds checked.
Xirokami@reddit
White onions raw are a little “hot” to me. Durhurhurhurhur yeah pal lemme go simply get a tastebud appointment.. I’ll go to the tongue doctor over this apparently hilariously different “issue”
riscten@reddit
Hot is not bitter!
Definitely go to the tongue doctor, but ask them why you got words mixed up.
Xirokami@reddit
Because I literally don’t gaf today mate, sorry
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
both are good
Xirokami@reddit
You’re powerful in ways the world is not ready to comprehend
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
Cant eat raw onions.
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
I can smell your breath through my phone.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
gng i brush my teeth after i swear
Proper-Internet-3240@reddit
It’s not enough for raw onion lol
A1Aaron18@reddit
It’s really not lol the only thing that has helped me is therabreath mouth wash
Pyyru@reddit
Ah, I miss the days of munching on one whole raw onion during recess.
I_might_be_weasel@reddit
Childhood? This seems like something a forty year old divorcee would have for dinner.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
yes i was fed this as a child my memaw gave it to me
roughczech@reddit
Did you grow up a orison?
riscten@reddit
Says the person so coldhearted that they have to shit on a stranger's childhood comfort food.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
i got no clue what that is so ima just nah
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
Idk, I'm a 35yo who never married at all and Id slorp this slop down in a heartbeat.
borgros@reddit
Boy dinner
Uchihagod53@reddit
Always felt like I was gonna break my teeth when I ate corn nuts as a kid
realsavagelike_@reddit
I did… as an adult. I was so upset. I still occasionally eat them because I love them 😭
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
valid but it’s like worth the risk
decarnatedame@reddit
I couldn't eat Corn Nuts after the movie Heathers.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
wut…?
olivinebean@reddit
They're making a reference to a popular film called Heathers.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
never heard of it
olivinebean@reddit
Bit like conversation skills or Google then...
No_Story_Untold@reddit
Upbeat_Stretch_5724@reddit
I love the Chile Picante ones, but I have bad teeth now so I can't eat them anymore. 😥 I've had to give up a few things.
sweetmotherofodin@reddit
Onion?? Raw??
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
yes yes very yummy
GuccMaster@reddit
Looks like this rocks
lexi_andy611@reddit
I couldnt handle the raw onions
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
You ate onions as a kid? I didn't develop a love for them until late. YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE CURVE
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
oh god yes i would eat em like apples
dancingbriefcase@reddit
Just like George Costanza.
Gnarly_Sarley@reddit
Is this that "girl dinner" I've heard so much about?
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
idk i more feel like a rat when im eating it
Which-Entertainer656@reddit
Nah hold up ts valid I always ate straight up pepperoni and onion (separately) as a kid and corn nuts have always been fire. Might have to try this ngl
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
it’s so good like dead ass this was my whole childhood
jatt5abidosto@reddit
Break me off half a cock Ricky
ATG_19@reddit
Would, onions are my favorite vegtable.
Im_Blavk@reddit
From the comments I gather it’s okay to eat onions like it’s an apple right? Or am I just crazy because that’s just weird where I’m from
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
nahh it’s totally normal dw
ldanowski@reddit
The onion is unnecessary
Generalconversations@reddit
I’m convinced Americans are just wildly poor and put on a persona they are not….
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
Why would you use the corn nuts for anything but gravel?
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
yk like pea gravel do be looking tasty
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
They look kind of like they've been dug out of my dogs....droppings. lol
(I like how you used the corn in there for texture. Cheech and Chong)
pasghettiii@reddit
Where are you from?
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
maryland
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
You ate all of this in one bite ? Damn.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
not like all it like that😭 i mean like a little of each thing
wondering_spider_@reddit
Hear me out: onion cup layered with pepperonis and then a handful of corn nuts.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
ima try that next normal i just take a bite of everything then chew it together
wondering_spider_@reddit
I’d try it! I might put a little ranch or French dressing on the there too
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
ALR BET!! ima try it next
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Dude. With hot honey. Magical.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
alr bet i love yalls putting me on new shit
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Gotcha. I was gonna say.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
that would prolly hurt to chew ngl
AverageInfamous7050@reddit
Beer.
ungovernable1984@reddit
So Balkan
Andrew852456@reddit
Would have been more Balkan if those were walnuts
Mother-Valuable7568@reddit
Mom always made an easy meal out of meat cheese pickles and olives. Probably why I am a charcuterie whore.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
type shit i feel it
Alissan_Web@reddit
just a raw ass onion? why? the other stuff looks good though
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
hell yeah it’s good
GamingInSilence@reddit
shrek
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
MY BELOVED
Username_Redacted-0@reddit
I can get down like this...
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
ayyyyyy 😝
ElQuesoGato@reddit
Where do you get such big pepperoni? Aside from the raw onion I’d totally eat this.
Frothynibbler@reddit
Most deli counters have it. Walmart has it. You can usually find it in the pre-packaged lunch meat section next to the salami too.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
it’s just a pack of pepperoni from walmart
ElQuesoGato@reddit
Perhaps the lid makes it look bigger then.
On a side note, I should probably go eat something.
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
yes go eat!! and it prolly does
Frothynibbler@reddit
Broke out the fine china
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
hell yeah
manicpixieautistic@reddit
looks dry as shit but otherwise i completely get this. 10/10 would eat
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
YESSSS THANK YOUUUU!!! it’s not bad if ya got some sweet tea with it (even better if a southern grandma made it)
KevSmileTime@reddit
Corn nuts!
Trick-Pie5494@reddit (OP)
YES MY LOVE CORN NUTS
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
Some men want to watch the world burn