my boyfriend's snack of two pieces of bread with nothing in between

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ModifiedSammi@reddit

Sometimes I just crave bread. 😕 am I not normal?

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avoidance_behavior@reddit (OP)

oh i love bread, i totally get it, but it's the eating two pieces together that's making me question him, lol- like, we have a million things he could put on it or in between, but 🤷🏻‍♀️ this is what he chose.

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SmellOne406@reddit

He's even using one of the heels, was that all that was left in the bag?

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lanaflores69@reddit

I do the same. I love bread

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Spirited-Juice4941@reddit

My 6 year old will sneak into the kitchen within an hour if dinner and steal a slice of plain white bread. Idk why but it’s somehow his guilty pleasure.

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DryLengthiness5574@reddit

I think the weird part is the eating of two pieces at once as if it’s a sandwich. My kids will grab a slice of bread to munch on all the time.

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coolsilentebeans@reddit

I love bread

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Salad_Lord@reddit

Lmao this is what happens when I wake up at 3am starving

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LieKarie@reddit

Mine does the same, i have no idea why 😭

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BlackeyedSusan19@reddit

I fully support your questioning. The only people who would consider this a worthwhile snack is some one too hungry or poor to get something else or someone just coming off a year long Keto diet.

I am very sorry.
But it may be time to start loo

PA. Please send spreads. We do not have a Trader Joe's within a 85 mile radius of the small town in which I abide.

But I hear tell of its magnificent wares.

We do not have king around.

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faux_shore@reddit

It’s called a jam sandwich

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drsmith48170@reddit

Without Jam?

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osmiumblue66@reddit

Jam them slices together and ye got a sandwich.

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JBONE31@reddit

It goes well either way a rubber-ball biscuit.

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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BrovaloneSandwich@reddit

You jam it into your mouth

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Anubis-Hound@reddit

Same honestly I love bread

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LeadingSure6805@reddit

Find someone new, his. Struggles run deep

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TheShredder9@reddit

Ah the good old Toast sandwich. Bread with salt and pepper

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veebles89@reddit

My dad used to do this thing where he'd get one or two sliced of bread, squish it into a tube shape with his hands, then eat it like that. He preferred the more firm texture or something.

And my ma still wonders where I got the autism.

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AliveTranslator4271@reddit

i also sometimes eat not a sandwich but just bread, i like it

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sara666grind@reddit

This is a real nothing burger

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Xfuck1tX@reddit

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avoidance_behavior@reddit (OP)

this made him laugh, thank you hahaha

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CreamySours@reddit

Looks like someone needs to make sandwiches for him from now on. Shame. Poor man.

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langsamlourd@reddit

You mean bread?

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IFeedSquirrelsAMA@reddit

Did he grow up extrmely poor?

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avoidance_behavior@reddit (OP)

nope, he just wanted bread apparently lol

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IFeedSquirrelsAMA@reddit

I guess a man wants what a man wants lol

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AntiPiety@reddit

I’ll just drop this classic here

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Simple-Offer-9574@reddit

A bread sandwich.

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Loki557@reddit

I mean bread can hit hard sometimes.

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avoidance_behavior@reddit (OP)

oh for sure, and i have a sourdough starter i use pretty frequently, and i love making compound butters with herbs and whatnot, but apparently today he just felt like two slices of plain generic kroger sandwich bread.

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