What is your late night snack?

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Bruce_PAWGtrotter@reddit

Breakfast cereal at night is 10x enhanced

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Hmmmm. I like a Curiously Cinnamon. But if I'm pretending to be an adult, Fuel granola is pretty fucking great. It's still horribly unhealthy, as much or more so than kids' cereal but something something protein something oats = health.

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Curiously cinnamon is the no.1 cereal on sale in UK supermarkets, it is fucking glorious. Got a box of golden grahams last month, bot what they were, but still tasty. You are 200% right with curiously cinnamon mate haha. If im pretending to be an adult, I fkn love fruit and fibre haha

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Bruce_PAWGtrotter@reddit

In mainland Europe they're called Cini Minis and I choose to call them that because Curiously Cinnamon is a shit name. But yes they are one of my favourite foods of any kind

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GroundbreakingElk879@reddit

In America it’s called Cinnamon toast crunch and my family abbreviates it to CTC which I think is class. Every time I go back to the UK (I moved to the states years ago) and I see curiously cinnamon, I always think “what a shit name” lol

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Trick-Station8742@reddit

OG Golden Graham's were the tits

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Smudge3108@reddit

Crunchy Nut or Cheerios would be my two go to options. Could easily have about 3 decent bowls of those at night time

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Middle-Background-52@reddit

Slab of cheese and a slab of cucumber

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Distinct-Lion4658@reddit

This is what came to mind when I read "slab of cucumber"

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foozyfelt@reddit

Marmite crumpets.

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DIY_at_the_Griffs@reddit

Is anyone calling Crumpets ‘Pikelets’? Think it’s a northern thing but nobody down south has heard of Pikelets.

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TheZZ9@reddit

I've seen them down south, but they were thinner than proper crumpets. They're like pancakes but made of crumpet.

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IllustratorNo9988@reddit

My brummie husband calls them pikelets

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Takklemaggot@reddit

Full English after an arduous 2.5 mile drive always..

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Left-Yak-1090@reddit

Cheese? On a hot cross bun? The fuck you talking about, absolute reprobate

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Sorry-Mate69@reddit

Toast. Easy, versatile.

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aaaafffyyyy@reddit

peanut butter sandwich

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rogeroutmal@reddit

PB + Nutella

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Every given peanut butter and cucumber a try? Elite shit

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t0tallytotoro@reddit

Sour dough toast > honey > peanut butter

Now that's 🤌

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Charming_Honeydew_91@reddit

Yes! I'm in the kitchen right now making this 😋

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t0tallytotoro@reddit

Finally someone who has good taste 🤣 that sweet & salty mix though is something

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Too sweet. I'd love that while stoned i imagine haha. The cucumber cuts through the stodgyness of the peanut butter and its just so good.

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t0tallytotoro@reddit

Hah fair, I do have a sweet tooth!

I'd also recommend warming the peanut butter up in the microwave for a few seconds, that takes away the stodyness

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Nah but then my brain will have to deal with the fact that its been heated up and then cooled down again and I won't be able to eat the rest of the jar 😅😅 I struggle with leftovers, think its something to do with being fed a lot of them as a kid. Same with porridge 🤢

Would you like to subscribe to more of my life stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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t0tallytotoro@reddit

Waaait what part of this did you think I mean to take the WHOLE jar in the microwave? Just spoon some into a dish dude 😂

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Thing is I wouldn't eat a peanut butter sandwich without cucumber, but then would have it on toast/crumpets where the toast/crumpets warm it up anyway. So its all good 😆

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Hahaha yeah fair enough but think of the extra pots to wash! I work as a carer so have to wash up after like 5 different people twice a day, I avoid it like the fucking plague at home 🤣🤣🤣

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aaaafffyyyy@reddit

i was tempted last week but opted for a banana with it instead

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Bananas are the devil. Cant even drink a smoothie if its got the tiniest bit in, totally ruins it. But I respect your individual tastes as a person 😅

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aaaafffyyyy@reddit

isn’t your profile a banana…

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matbur81@reddit

Plot twist!! 😂😂😂

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

🤣

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Tell a lie it was some bullshit collectible haha im leaving it to blend it in with the banana lovers so I can infiltrate and destroy

You ever seen four lions? "Bomb the mosques!"

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Bahahaha I should change that really I made this account while drunk/stoned and thought it looked funny 🤣🤣 never even clocked it til now how hypocritical it is hahahah

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Margaet_moon@reddit

On a hot cross bun?

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Negative. That sounds way overpowering

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Margaet_moon@reddit

Oh I didn’t see the parent comment there.

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PrestigiousTest6700@reddit (OP)

I beg your pardon…

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Thick soft white bread, butter, peanut butter and then a layer of very thinly sliced cucumber. Doesn't have to be covering the whole of the sandwich, just enough so you get a bit in every bite. Its so good. Was a staple of my school lunches and everyone thought I was weird as fuck until they tried it haha

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Ok-Rain6295@reddit

Peanut butter goes very well with apples if you need any inspiration. Maybe not in a sandwich, though.

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Yeah good shout, and celery oddly enough

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atsevoN@reddit

Just ate a whole Easter egg

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bosscockuk@reddit

Did you destroy the evidence before tomorrow?

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atsevoN@reddit

What evidence 🔍

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Man ate the foil and box

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thesaharadesert@reddit

Find out yer fella’s an owl when they regurgitate a foil and cardboard pellet in a bit

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EpponeeRae@reddit

I choose to believe you did this in one go like a snake.

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atsevoN@reddit

Actual footage

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

What kind

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atsevoN@reddit

Cadbury’s button one

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Cheap and cheerful i like your style

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atsevoN@reddit

Very cheap it was free 😂

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

The secret ingredient is crime ✊️

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kamitsukenu@reddit

Mr Porky’s Crispy Strips

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ollymillmill@reddit

Going along the lines of your thing. 2 Crumpets from the toaster with butter and raspberry/strawberry jam

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RaspberryJammm@reddit

Greek yoghurt and honey

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frustratedpolarbear@reddit

Crisp sarnie, mccoys steak work really well

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jimmywhereareya@reddit

I've just sat down with a couple of bags of mini cheddars and a tub of sour cream and chive dip.

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kestrelita@reddit

I'm eating a Nutella sandwich right now.

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

I hope you didnt butter the bread? Im not a big fan of Nutella on bread, toasted or otherwise, but I don't get it. When I see someone butter the bread first though it makes me nauseous haha

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kestrelita@reddit

Nope, definitely no butter!

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InviteAromatic6124@reddit

Cheese and crackers every night before bed. The old wives tale is bullshit.

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thelonelyalien98@reddit

Crisp sandwich

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Stefgrep66@reddit

Pitta bread with a dip, usually tzatzikil but I'll sometimes have hummus, Or whipped feta.

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Ok-Task3135@reddit

Cheese toastie or chicken super noodle/any instant noodle!

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GrossFatSlob@reddit

Olives

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One_Transportation14@reddit

Tined peaches

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BeanOnAJourney@reddit

Crumpets or cereal. But I try not to eat late at night these days because it wrecks my sleep.

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_isolati0n@reddit

Toast and a glass of milk

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adysheff67@reddit

Cereal or crisps...

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Trick-Station8742@reddit

Cereal and crisps

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Unusual_Resident_784@reddit

Bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.

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-C80-@reddit

Sweet & Salty popcorn. It’s like an addiction lately!

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BuGMoiDroit@reddit

I've been suffering from horrendous insomnia for the past few weeks. On a bad night I can get through a large bag of sweet and salty popcorn. Probably even worse for sleep, but it maintains some shreds of sanity.

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yoy78@reddit

Crackersbreads and cheese for me….

But in saying that I’m sat in bed eating after eights from my egg. I’m going to get a stomach ache from sleeping right after eating

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KobiDnB@reddit

Cheese on crumpets

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CoatDelicious9289@reddit

I only have a snack if I’ve not eaten in over 3-4 hours but in that case it’d be a big bag of fruit-tellas + whatever I can fit in of a bag of haribo

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OminOus_PancakeS@reddit

Red wine. Cheddar cheese. Crackers.

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FlatCapNorthumbrian@reddit

Cheddar Cheese and Jacob’s cream crackers.

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Ok_Yes622@reddit

Chilli cheese or chilli scrambled eggs on sourdough

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T0mmyVerceti@reddit

Crisps and chocolates usually

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thisnametookmeages@reddit

Tonight is wheat crunchies crispy bacon which is nostalgic but I feel like they’re different now

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sullcrowe@reddit

Mixture of every cereal I have

Or

Toast / crumpets

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OhMyKanye@reddit

Toasted wheaten bread with extra mature cheddar and butter

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Sad_Cardiologist5388@reddit

Cheese on toast

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GrimQuim@reddit

Cheese, marmite on something & boiled eggs

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Max_Main@reddit

walkers, hula hoops, kit kats, kinder beuno, twix, muffins, snickers, chocolate digestives, custard creams

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EverybodySayin@reddit

Cereal.

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I-live-in-room-101@reddit

Eggs on toast

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cliffybiro951@reddit

Crisp butty, cereal or if I’m really hungry and cheese and bean toastie.

I’m assuming we’re discounting ordering fast food in.

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UnexpectedRanting@reddit

Recently, those cheap garlic bread sticks and I sprinkle grated cheese inbetween the slices. 7 minutes of cooking for a pleasurable meal

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matbur81@reddit

Late night: brown sauce on toast.

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Ok-Rain6295@reddit

Not a huge night snacker but if I do it’s an obscene amount of crisps and chocolate. Though usually I’ll do that during the day. There’s a reason why I’m fat!

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StarSpotter74@reddit

Crumpets or toast

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Yikes44@reddit

crumpets with pesto are the best.

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Wtf is up with you and pesto

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Unlucky-Public-2947@reddit

Is it an ongoing issue?

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Maybe so. Just been mentioned a couple of times and the idea of pesto on toast or crumpets makes me feel slightly ill haha

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StarSpotter74@reddit

Hot crumpets with cold pesto? Or do you put them under the grill and toast the pesto?

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Substantial_Cat2@reddit

Crisp butty.

Or Soreen malt loaf with an alarming amount of butter.

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Forsaken_Visual_8639@reddit

Crisps. Currently hunting around for some but wannabe healthy me didn’t buy any. Devestated!

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AnnualLongjumping473@reddit

Sounds perfect 💕

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Major-Librarian1745@reddit

Oat bar washed down with oat milk.

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Glittering_Vast938@reddit

A Morrisons Best yogurt with fresh cream or a mini Magnum.

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Asleep-Software-4160@reddit

Big bowl of fruit and fibre (store brand). Loads of milk.

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MrBoggles123@reddit

Crumpets with butter.

In a ratio of roughly 1:7!!

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Euphoric_Rough_5245@reddit

I’m about to cook me tea. Does that count??? If so sausage sarnie.

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Nirnroot_Enjoyer@reddit

Slice up a tomato, season with salt pepper and olive oil.

On thin slices of baguette from Tesco.

Topped with a slice of mature cheddar.

The difficulty is stopping after you've finished the 1st tomato! 😭

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jackgrafter@reddit

Lately it’s Ritz crackers. I just finished a full box watching the FA cup.

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240psam@reddit

Litre of milk, full pack of foxes milk chocolate round biscuits

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Fuck yeah

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Artistic_Train9725@reddit

About an hour ago I had two fish finger baps with ketchup.

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Margaet_moon@reddit

Hold on, you put cheese in your hot cross bun?

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EatingCoooolo@reddit

Biltong. Something spicy too (wings)

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t0tallytotoro@reddit

If you're having milk, you should get some oreos for that too

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RedditMrJay@reddit

Nuts, cashew or peanut or something, often with flavourings.

Pour bag in mouth, consume 600 calories

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albecoming@reddit

Tiger bread -> Cheddar -> Lee & Perrins -> Air fryer. Happiness in 2 minutes.

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Yikes44@reddit

For me it's always toast. Toast with butter, peanut butter, hummus, pesto, cheese or marmite. Then I get indigestion and can't sleep for ages, but I never fancy anything different.

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sneakycheeseplease@reddit

Hummus/pesto on toast you fuckin wrong un?!

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Butter_the_Toast@reddit

Its cheese

Its always cheese

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PrestigiousTest6700@reddit (OP)

I found these before I left and cannot recommend enough for a nibble. I left them in the boot and haunted me all journey.

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Icy-Belt-8519@reddit

We got some lurpak on offer the other day and salt and pepper baguette, so like next level bread and butter lol

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UKMoneyBlueprint@reddit

Digestives

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PrestigiousTest6700@reddit (OP)

The plural leads me to believe more than one, and possibly less than the pack.

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