My dinner
Posted by RevolutionaryTap394@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 93 comments
Is it considered shitty food? A liter of berry tea and salmon baked in the microwave. Salmon without salt and spices
Impressive-Dig-3892@reddit
Vomit in a cup and a horse placenta?
Dulcenia@reddit
I should call her........
sylanar@reddit
What cut of salmon is that? I'm very confused as to what I'm looking at
Wise-Priority-9918@reddit
I thought it was a Dutch baby with a sardine in it at first
peanutismint@reddit
It’s a liter of salmon.
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of salmon!
roughczech@reddit
Looks more like a herring. The tea looks very Polish. Herrings and tea would be pretty normal dinner
engapol123@reddit
Herring flesh isn’t red like that. It’s clearly a whole salmon with bits removed (you can see the tail).
roughczech@reddit
Thanks for culinary lesson Sharlock
ImpossibleInternet3@reddit
Perhaps the tea is a red herring?
Oh-Yah-You-Betcha@reddit
It’s a fillet rolled into a circle lmao
turalyawn@reddit
Hiding itself out of shame for being cooked in a damned microwave
Pyyru@reddit
It looks like its anus... and it looks like it's spread wide opened... :/
Seygem@reddit
gaped salmon
Ziggarot@reddit
I prefer my fish finished with sounding
Ill-Translator-2879@reddit
Same! Like I don’t even like seafood. But this looks tasty in an artistic way. It’s got an abstract simplistic look to it that makes me curious to try it!
Ok_Actuary6468@reddit
You don’t like seafood but the microwaved unseasoned salmon tube appeals to you?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Salmon ridge
rexcasei@reddit
Do you not own any salt or spices? Why would you do that on purpose?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I control my blood pressure
nothanks86@reddit
Spices are allowed.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I want to smell the fish
Biiiishweneedanswers@reddit
Vile bear you are
Who_U_Thought@reddit
And your misery.
Upstairs-Donkey6049@reddit
Choice-Hornet-6315@reddit
First of all, you cannot “bake” fish in the microwave 😂 Second of all, the skin on top looks like a skinny long turd. So with all of that said, the fish can certainly be considered shitty.
Ill-Translator-2879@reddit
What country are you from? Judging by the complexion of your hand and soup, and the meal having seafood in the dish my guess is somewhere in Asia! Am I right ? Please say I’m right!
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Ukraine
Busy_Jellyfish4034@reddit
So is this because of the war or is this your typical meal?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I started eating better after the war started
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
I'm afraid to know what you were eating that was worse than this...
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Chicken frame | chicken stomachs | chicken hearts | chicken liver with vegetables. I still eat the last one to maintain the iron level
Busy_Jellyfish4034@reddit
Right on. Why no seasoning? Because of the war?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
I love the pure smell of baked fish
SDLand@reddit
Somehow this is the funniest comment in this thread.
Oops_All_Bans@reddit
Lmao right? I knew Ukrainians were tough as shit, but god damn!
sylanar@reddit
I was thinking northern Europe / Scandinavian
Ill-Translator-2879@reddit
Yeah that was my second region, somewhere along the way Mediterranean Sea, as it looks like a recipe from a Mediterranean diet book. Just sprinkle in some olive oil and Voila!
Ok_Actuary6468@reddit
What they said is not at all on the Mediterranean
HikariSakai@reddit
this looks very last minute and shitty yea... sorry OP but I feel very sorry for you rn lol
Few-Echo-6953@reddit
Yes, that is definitely shitty
Gronodonthegreat@reddit
At least you’re honest
Nezrite@reddit
Are you eating in a blanket fort?
AFRIENDISNEAR@reddit
Would you risk someone seeing you like this?
Ser_Red@reddit
You gunna fuck it or eat it?
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Yes
Laehioe_Tonttu@reddit
That poor fish died for nothing.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Don't worry. Soon he will be able to get into the ocean again
ImpossibleInternet3@reddit
It died for the same reason as a Michelin prepared fish. It got eaten. The difference is the manner in which its corpse was defiled in between death and consumption.
KratosOfSparta08@reddit
Yes, It’s shitty because of the way it was cooked and the presentation.
Alisterrrr@reddit
I thought that was a Yorkshire pudding with an eel baked into it or something
axle0430@reddit
I thought it was one of those dough thingies with a runny egg in the middle. Can’t remember what they’re called.
Ironsnarkus@reddit
Blood tea and a blown out asshole yum!
VodkaSoup_Mug@reddit
I thought that salmon was a hat. What did the semi do to You’d be treated that way?
ArmchairCriticSF@reddit
What's the yellow stuff in the center of the fish? Looks like raw egg yolk from here.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
Fat. The fish is fat. Me too
potpourri_sludge@reddit
This is heinous. Why no spices??? Just why?????
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
This is very disturbing.
JayMaxx743@reddit
Bear dinner 🐻
ImpossibleInternet3@reddit
Fat bear week has gotten weird this year.
struggle_better@reddit
Berries and salmon? Are you struggling with domestication as a bear or are you an elderly bear whose grandchildren taught to use the internet and presumably a microwave? In any event, you’re a good bear and that’s a fine dinner.
Striking_Physics1894@reddit
That looks and (I'm sure smells) vile. Who microwaves fish? And, you didn't have.the extra.2-3 seconds to season it?
ree_hi_hi_hi_hi@reddit
You misunderstood. They baked the salmon. Using the microwave. You wouldn’t say you “ovened” some roasted veggies, would you?
/s
ImpossibleInternet3@reddit
No, I’d just say I roasted veggies. If you wanted I need veggies, you should have asked. /s
Any_Argument_517@reddit
Oh god :D we have same bowl at home..
Who_U_Thought@reddit
Specialist_Dot_3372@reddit
Why :/
camoure@reddit
What is going on with all these people nuking fish and not even adding seasoning? Heathens
canolafly@reddit
The aftereffects of those poor, poor microwaves.
Worth-Drink-1464@reddit
berry tea and microwave salmon? fancy! 😂 but hey, at least you didn't burn it, right? gotta appreciate the effort tho… we’ve all been there!
sullcrowe@reddit
Looks like Jabba The Hutt's arsehole
Odd-Scientist-2529@reddit
Microwaved in the microwave.
Playful_Initial_8675@reddit
this ain‘t no salmon.
redskyatnight2162@reddit
Why not salt or spices, out of curiosity?
Niketravels@reddit
Throw the tea in the sourdough salmon bowl
leosnose@reddit
i thought that was a giant snail in a bowl
deadboltwolf@reddit
Is that a blobfish?
BLK_Sprr@reddit
This is NOT “shitty food”, it’s absolutely “shitty food porn”….because why does that look like a fish mouth😭😩 (I know it’s not a fish mouth tho….and I’d still eat it)
SouthernBelleOfNone@reddit
What the actual fuck! 🤢
Ok-Worry-8931@reddit
Are you a bear by chance?
Brailledit@reddit
That "salmon" looks like a prawn and a lizard had a baby.
hambonelicker@reddit
That’s $13/lb fish being absolutely mistreated.
RevolutionaryTap394@reddit (OP)
A salmon ridge is sold for $2.5 per kilogram
saem16@reddit
I thought that was an asparagus. It’s fish skin 😳
Wheeeler@reddit
that’s a high mileage hole if I’ve ever seen one. gimme one to go
taterrrtotz@reddit
“Baked in a microwave” 🤢
Queen-Blunder@reddit
Yeah, I don’t think it works that way either.
Dorkinfo@reddit
You can’t bake in a microwave.
KilljoyDivision99@reddit
Thats not salmon that bones!!! I thought its was like a feeakin yorkshire pudding w salmon tail(toad in a hole thing goin on) haha mah id eat it, no waste to debones salmon
Ianofminnesota@reddit
Unseasoned salmon cooked by chef Mike? Absolutely, that's shitty.
baltama@reddit
looks good, need something you can dip in the oil though
hosenfeffer_@reddit
I think your salmon (??) is sick
Foreverinsecuregirl@reddit
this is vile